Attack it unprepared, suffer it not tired

In other words, what did Jia She pay attention to Young Master Mo, which caused Young Master Mo to have a stinky face all day.

It's just a matter of posting a word on the forehead: There is nothing to love in life!

"Ha ha ha ha…………"

Jia She hugged her stomach and laughed loudly, she couldn't help it anymore.He only used the remaining ink in his stomach to describe his current mood.

In the front, there was Fenglong Yusuihua, and later Zimo disguised himself as a woman.Horizontal batch: Ugly and earth-shattering.

In Jia She's fantasy, Young Master Mo is the combination of femininity of a man and charm of a woman.Unexpectedly... he dressed up as a woman, what an ugly word!

Men are not men, women are not women, hot eyes.

"Fifth, if you laugh again, be careful that you won't be able to laugh again..." Young Master Mo threatened through gritted teeth.

"Ouch, hello... Ouch, hello..." My eyeballs almost fell out of laughter.

Jia She took a look at his outfit and corrected him: "Your figure is a bit broad shoulders, you can't take a wide-sleeved flowing cloud skirt, and your makeup is too heavy, so you don't have the elegance and charm of a woman. The most important thing... your breasts are It's not too big, how many steamed buns did you stuff in?"

Young Master Mo's face has been green for a while, and then pale for a while. Jia She had a skill since childhood, called 'let it go when you see it'.

Seeing that Young Master Mo was about to have a fit, he suppressed a smile, but the corneas of his eyes revealed that he wanted to laugh but couldn't.

"I only knew before that you were very close to that Hua Niang, and Hua Niang is best at disguise and charm... After thinking about it, if you are a woman, you should be alluring..." Jia She flattered It's all right.

"That's all...you wait for me to have a stick of incense, and I will go get some disguise tools."

Jia She said it was a stick of incense, but in fact, within a short time, he took out his long-buried antiques. These were his previous treasure chests, which he could not throw away...

What kind of human skin mask, shrinking bone pills, mustache... everything, Young Master Mo was shocked. There were some things that he had never seen with Hua Niang. How did Jia She know these things.

Jia She couldn't hide it deeply before... But now I'm afraid these things won't happen overnight

Young Master Mo watched Jia She bring a human skin mask over, and asked, "Do you know how to disguise yourself?"

You were still a fertilized egg when the young master played the disguise technique!No...it could be eggs.

Jia She pulled him and sat on the only stool in the room: "Don't talk...be careful I'll cripple you"

Young Master Mo smelled a faint scent from Jia She, and frowned: "Where did you get those things?"

Jia She: "Why do you ask this?"

Young Master Mo frowned even deeper: "I always feel that you have a coquettish and stinky smell..."

"Is there?" Jia She lowered his head, picked up his clothes and smelled them, and suddenly remembered...

"Your feeling is right. I remember this thing was buried in an ancient well. For some reason, there is an extra toilet next to it today... Maybe the toilet is too close, and some smell seeps into the box... "

Young Master Mo has petrified: "..."

Who would hide things next to the toilet?Jia She is really No.1 in shit!

In the end, before the skin was changed, Jia She was pushed into the tub by Young Master Mo and went to take a bath... The reason was: he stinks too much.

This change of skin for a day, young master Mo can't smell it for a day!

Young Master Mo stayed outside his door, but he could still hear Jia She laughing loudly inside, endlessly, endlessly...

And that laughter seemed to be able to penetrate people's hearts, Young Master Mo lowered his eyes, looking at the iron fan in his hand, his peach blossom eyes shone softly, his white clothes were more than snow, and even the passing women even turned their heads.

There is a record in an ancient book: There is a man in Chenbei, because of his outstanding appearance, every time he comes out, women and children are very happy.

……

After Jia She took a bath, he came to Young Master Mo with a scent all over his body.

After turning around three times on purpose, he smiled and said, "Is it fragrant?"

Young Master Mo: "..."

Jia She picked up the tools again, this time Young Master Mo didn't say anything, Jia She changed his appearance while eating nuts: "You are not curious, how can I know this disguise?"

Jia She had just pasted him with human skin, and he couldn't speak at this moment.

Jia She said again: "Hua Niang's disguise technique was taught by Quan Yangzi, right? It's not bad... I got seven points of Quan Yangzi's true biography"

It means that Quan Yangzi still kept a hand and didn't hand it all over to Hua Niang. He couldn't figure it out and was suspicious, so he definitely wouldn't rush to teach her.

Jia She didn't really see this, Jia She doesn't know how capable Hua Niang is, as long as he understands a person's temperament, naturally some things can be guessed right.

Even with Quan Yangzi's small heart, bigger than sesame mung bean, he would definitely leave a way out for himself.

Young Master Mo Chong Jia She squinted his eyes, expressing his agreement.

But Jia She thought: Fuck, why are his eyelashes so long?

The two have different thoughts, they are not in the same universe at all!

After finishing his face, Jia She picked out another piece of clothing for him, which was generous and decent.Such clothes are close to the taste of the old owner.

"You can get up now" Jia She turned his back to him "Take off your clothes...try this one"

Looking back, I saw Young Master Mo's bare back, no scars, no scars, a piece of thin skin and tender flesh, but after all, he is a martial arts practitioner, so he should have a lot of muscles.

Looking at his bald back, Jia imagined Ying Fenglong. On the contrary, that man was covered with scars and his complexion was still very dark.

There is no girly fantasy wheat color, just black...hehe.

However, looking at Jun Wuyan's skin, women must be envious and jealous!

Jia She patted him on the shoulder and teased: "Hey...brother, what brand do you use for skin care, I will learn from it later"

It's also good to reform and reform his own bad body, Jia imagined.

Young Master Mo replied gloomyly: "Drink three bowls of human blood every day...a bowl each in the morning, noon, and evening. If you mix it with rice, the taste will be even better..."

vomit……

Jia She felt a little dizzy, but when he looked at Young Master Mo, his eyes changed, as if it was an illusion of 'my son is just growing up'.

Zimo grew up and began to learn how to hate people!Chang Ming can collect tuition fees...

Jia She was quiet for a while, then helped him get dressed and tied his belt.

Jia She was about the same size as Young Master Mo, they were forehead to forehead, nose to nose, and they kissed each other if they got any closer.

Young Master Mo is not afraid of his kissing, Jia She is also afraid that Young Master Mo will beat him every minute, Jia She didn't dare to look into Young Master Mo's eyes, afraid of what he would do.

The last time he lay on the bed scratching his head and making poses, Jia She had a nightmare at night...

However, Young Master Mo's gaze is fixed on Jia She.

Young Master Mo: "Where are you touching?"

Well... found out.Pretending to touch his butt accidentally, Jia She clapped her hands: "The clothes are ready..."

Jia She took three steps back, looked at him, and turned around him three times to the left and three times to the right.

Something is wrong, is something missing?

Jia She patted her thigh: "I forgot to press a fake breast on you..."

He was busy bending down to find something again, Young Master Mo sat on the stool, looked at his twisting and enchanting figure, and turned his head away.

If you look at it further, it is not guaranteed that he wants to hit someone...

"found it!"

Jia She took a jelly-like object and leaned forward: "This is it..."

Let your f-cup not be a dream, dreams can come true.Facts once again prove that Jia She can't stop his imagination...

Jia She unbuttoned Young Master Mo's clothes again, and his gaze happened to meet Young Master Mo's Adam's apple, which was floating up and down due to swallowing saliva. As soon as his hand touched it, his Adam's apple stopped moving.

As for the person above his head, the air between his nose and breath has obviously changed. Three inches below his shoulders, his collarbone stretched due to the heavy breathing of his master.

Jia She lowered his head, straightened his clothes, and pretended nothing happened: "Okay, you can see for yourself..."

Young Master Mo pushed him away, with a little more force, but also in a hurry, he quickly stood in front of the bronze mirror and looked at it.

Willow-leaf eyebrows, peach blossom eyes, cherry mouth, tight-fitting blue clothes, and a plump and slim figure, it is indeed much better than the one I just dressed up.

What Young Master Mo did in front of the bronze mirror, the beautiful girl in the mirror was exactly the same as him: "I didn't expect that you still know women quite well."

If you have nothing to do at ordinary times, read a few more erotic books, and you will have a deep understanding of women.

Of course, I also understand men...

After all, the young master still likes men, Jia She is a good student, and the Taoist Shangxu in the previous life said: If Junior Brother Hanshe uses the skills of watching operas and writing for lightness skills, he will definitely be one of the best masters in the world in the future.

It's a pity... He was reborn once again, and his lightness kungfu is still not very good. It is already a miracle that he can fly!