soy sauce party

Time flies, and half a year has passed in a blink of an eye. Although I often ate and ate at the F4 gathering place in the past six months, I basically took a detour when I went out of that door.

I thought about it, and it would be better not to change the original work. I discussed it with F4. They would still call it F4 when I was not there, and it would be F4+1 when there was me.This way, it will not violate the treaty that Fourth Master made with them, and I will not be given a red card. When the time comes, any aggrieved students will not retaliate against me.

When they want to punish people, they will post F4. When I want to punish people (I firmly believe that this is not a drop, but they all disagree), I will post F1. If the 5 of us want to punish people (same as before), we will post F4+1.

Originally, with a handsome personality, it was impossible to agree to such a troublesome (?) thing, but he copied my Korean homework every time, and always relied on my cheat sheet when taking the Korean test.When I was watching TV dramas, I thought that Gu Junpyo’s IQ was negative, but I found out here that he is only bad at Korean, and he is pretty good in other things.

...I grew up in South Korea and had to copy my "foreigner" (whether in the front or the back) in the exams. His IQ is not too high.

In fact, besides me, there are three other people who study and take exams with Gu Junpyo, but I have a unique trick to win. As mentioned earlier, I like languages ​​very much. Correspondingly, my talent in this is also very strong.Although I only learned Korean for a year, I was able to do "Tibetan acrostics" when I was writing essays.

I wrote the composition every day for the exam, and when there were 10 minutes left, the teacher who taught Korean had bad eyesight and tilted the test paper slightly. The first word of a sentence is copied down, the words in a paragraph form a poem, and a poem is thus completed.

For this matter, F3 often thanked me, and Gu Junpyo's Korean score finally let them get rid of the situation of facing the black-faced old witch.Back in the day, every time Gu Junpyo came home with Korean grades, he always dragged the three of them to bear the wrath of the witch.

In fact, I often explain silently in my heart that if I hadn’t experienced the tragedy of the old witch reprimanding F4+1, I wouldn’t have racked my brains every time to make Gu Junpyo’s Korean score good!

As for You... that is something that even the gods can't do!

Even if you give him a perfect answer sheet, he will make a good copy of the test paper!

Because of the revolutionary friendship with Gu Junbiao's children's boots, he was naturally selected as a Korean supplementary teacher this winter vacation. As for the reason, it seems that learning Korean with me is very easy...of course it is easy!My three-year-old nephew can follow the drawing!Isn't it easy for you to copy it, my lord?

My ski resort! (?) My sled!I miss them for so long!

Resentment...

Probably my complexion is really bad. Gu Junpyo was absolutely well-behaved during the make-up class. At least he was very cooperative in front of me. He didn’t have the habit of kicking stools, throwing cups and attacking people. I heard that he scared away a Korean teacher in three days. Powerful Thunder (class)!

Thank God!And keep me alive!

The ten-day make-up class was finally over. I asked Gu Junbiao to write the last idiom silently, let out a long sigh of relief, and gave him a sincere smile.

Gu Junpyo's face turned dark again.

Because he is just a soy sauce maker, will he be hated by male pigs after working so hard?

I called F3 in and hid behind Song Woo Bin.This is calculated carefully, Gu Junpyo and Yoon Jihoo will belong to Jinsicho, Su Yizheng belongs to Choo Eulga, and Song Woobin is a passionate prince, another understanding is that he is not someone else!

Although seeing his dark circles every day, I have the desire to ask him if he is overindulgent.

But looking at it now, he is still the safest.

Seeing me hiding behind Song Yubin, Gu Junpyo's face was completely black, as if it had been painted with a layer of paint.At this time, Su Yizheng suggested to ride a horse very wisely, diverting the attention of Master Junbiao.Along the way, Gu Junbiao was smiling, Su Yizheng and Song Yubin were chatting and observing Gu Junbiao's smirk, Yoon Jihoo's face was paralyzed, I guess he was very literary and sad there.

As a soy sauce girl, it is never possible to enjoy the benefits of the heroine. I don’t even think about such things as the male supporting role smiling. Thinking of Yin Zhihou who met Jin Sicao in the TV series and laughed a few times in less than one episode, I am actually very happy. Want to grab Young Master Yin's clothes and shout——

Use your toothy grin to shake my blind dog's eyes! ! ! !

Of course, as a soy sauce party, such a thing can only silently shed tears of bitterness in my heart.

When I came to the racetrack and saw those tall horses, I measured them secretly, and they were a head taller than mine!Why is this so gross!I am a lady, shouldn't I embroider flowers and cut grass?No matter how bad you are, you can go to the island bought by Gu Junbiao's house for a trip!

Why do I and F4 only hang around in places like horse riding and racetracks?The so-called heroine is that those male pigs and male partners perform all kinds of dazzling skills for her, and only let her admire them;

Seeing that F4 got on the horse easily, and Gu Junbiao even hooked me, no wonder Gu Junbiao wanted to smile wickedly.

Curse you!

Because I am "not good at riding" and "can only ride docile fillies" (Gu Junpyo's original words), this has resulted in the fact that I am half a meter shorter than them when I ride a horse.

... Woohoo, Mr. Gu, I will never trample on your height again.

I shouldn’t look down at your 1.7-meter short board with a height of 1.6 meters every time. I should tell you that you will grow to 187cm in the future. Please don’t pat me on the head while riding a horse. I’m shorter than you "Is it so worth showing off?

Hello!I can't ride a horse, don't get too close to me!

...Master Gu, when I get off my horse, I must be half-squatting to show off your height!

Hello!Take care of your mount, don't seduce my horse!

Hello!No matter how affectionate you two are, I won't be polite!You are lady horse!reserved!

Because the two horses only cared about the estrus and didn't care whether the person above was sitting still or not. I staggered, one accidentally let go of the rein, and grabbed the horse's mane in panic. The filly was in pain and ran wildly. The viscera that was shaken will be turned upside down.

At this time, don't expect the male pig and the male partner to run likewise to save a female soy sauce.

I tried my best to hold the filly's neck... I don't know how long it took, but I was saved when the horse trainer who was over forty years old and had a beard and showed yellow teeth when he smiled came.

As soon as I got off the horse, I vomited a lot, and I finally passed out.

Originally, this was for the benefit of the heroine. After waking up, I was still a little uneasy. Later, I found out that when I fainted, I kissed the ground devoutly, and my chest was covered with horse shit (I should be glad it wasn’t my mouth. ?), I suddenly understood that as a female soy sauce who is not a female supporting role, she will not have such a pitiful and pitiful beauty when she faints as a last resort.Not to mention that there will be no male pig male supporting you around, anxiously calling the doctor.

Damn!Anyway, I am also a member of F4+1, so don't come to see me if I have been hurt so badly!I can only draw circles in the corner of the hospital to add resentment...

In infinite sadness, I set foot on the plane to the United States.

I had a very good winter vacation. I didn't have phone harassment from the unlucky foursome (meaning that I was unlucky to meet them), and I didn't even send a single email.

Well, except for the heroine, they are all the ones who should be left behind by them.

This winter vacation, I opened a golden finger as a time-traveling woman, passed the Chinese level test, and obtained a professional-level qualification certificate.Let the people around you envy for a while, who said that Chinese is recognized as difficult to learn?Ha ha!

Time-traveling girls, even as a soy sauce party, still have benefits!

With this certificate, I got rid of the fate of washing dishes and working as a translator during the holidays.

For this reason, the second brother and the third brother are very sorry, saying that they have already found a restaurant for me that is "very well-trained".In other words, there are stories about the working experience of a time-traveling woman, but didn't that happen because she dressed as a poor family in order to highlight her great quality of self-reliance?

What's the matter with me?It's not easy to dress like a rich family, but still have to work!Can highlight the quality of my idle time?

Why is there such a thing as "the United States pays attention to cultivating children's social practice ability" when I wear it? !

The money I earned from self-reliance gave me some ideas, plus the small private house I saved for living expenses saved every time I mixed with F4 (God knows how I sent those servants, housekeepers and cooks, that was a lot of money, as for the house too Of course, there is only one person who looks like a haunted house, which is tolerable), and I am also a rich woman. The finance I learned in my previous life is not for nothing. It’s good to practice it now. If you lose money, just pay the tuition.

I probably can only take the business path. Don’t think about the company at home. I don’t know how busy I am every day. It’s not the life I want at all. The roles of angel investors are not bad. They only invest money and don’t work!

As a soy sauce party, never dream of male pigs to raise you...