soy sauce party

These days, if you wear it, it's not terrible.

Even because time travel is too vulgar, there is no need for a reason.

However, you have to understand why you are wearing it.

Dressing up as a woman, it must be magnificent, or else it is naughty and cute, let the male pig love to die, live and die, if dressed as a man, since this is in JJ, then don’t be careless about it~ !

Yes, I wear them too.

unknown reason.

That's it when I wake up.

Both my parents are still alive, living a leisurely life, and have not suffered any emotional injuries, so they just wore it like this for no reason.

Fortunately, it should be soul wear, and I can barely comfort myself that a certain adult found a soul to fill it in. I hope it is not a soul wear, because my mother is wearing a kindergarten girl's shoes, you can't afford to hurt it!

I think my mother is a prospective graduate of a famous university, who is about to graduate soon, and has already enrolled in graduate school. If I wake up, I will only remember the story "Little Tadpole Looking for Mom" ​​(or "Little Red Riding Hood"?)...orz...

As for the children's shoes I was wearing, I really don't know where I was wearing them.

I'm an Asian face and I'm in America.

In my impression, there are no Asians named Alina in American dramas. After thinking about it, maybe it is an angel, a vampire or something, but this kind of theme is generally not about time travel, or is it that you will encounter male pigs as soon as you wear it?What's the matter with dressing like a kid?

Develop a game?

Dressing as a woman is rarely cultivated, but many people who are gay are cultivated.

This is a new trick.

But after waiting for a month, I still haven't got someone who can grow my canine teeth or bird wings (?). There are handsome pots, but they don't seem to be of much interest to me.

In fact, those hot pots are all in progress, and they are all within three generations... I don't want to have a child with mental retardation, is there any!

Ask me why there is no handsome pot in the boy's boots, is there any handsome pot who is interesting to me but still often bullies me?

But you can't afford to hurt someone with a tutor!

Ask me why Mao didn't pick up a handsome pot when I was just strolling around, like a sheep when I closed my eyes, and turned into a black belly when I opened my eyes?

But you can't afford to hurt someone who has a team of bodyguards when they go out!

So I despaired and began to think about what I would do if there were no male pigs to meet me.

Generally speaking, my family, the family I came from, is very rich.But I'm not all mine.

Because I have older brothers, the youngest one is seven years older than me.

But it's not good for a woman to be too rich, just a little rich, even a man doesn't want to become a softie.

And it is not safe to live with too much money.

So I decided to study hard and try to get into Harvard or something.You know, even though I was a top-ten prestigious university before transmigrating, I am a college student who knows that these days, vocational colleges want to go to three, three to two, two to one, and one to one. Focus on key points, focus on famous brands, famous brands on Qingbei, and Qingbei want to go abroad.

Now you can climb to the sky in one step, and it’s not bad to reach the top.

So, I was diligent, well-behaved, and studied hard, showing a slightly higher IQ than my peers. After all, I don’t want to be dragged to the laboratory for anatomy, but I guess it won’t be surprising to be admitted to Harvard and Massachusetts. .

With our family's financial resources, I probably don't need a scholarship, so I didn't hang on to the beam, just secretly bought two books and read them back.

When I was in college, I studied finance, and I was interested in languages, so I bought books of these two types.

What is more satisfying is that my written English is good, but my spoken English always feels awkward. Now there are places where I can learn for free, which makes me very satisfied.

My oldest brother is graduating high school this year and I pester him to teach me German.His German is so good that I was named after him, saying what means "noble" in Old German.

Although I don't think there is anything noble about me, I'm still very happy!

In the end, he just helped me find a tutor, and then slipped out to travel by himself.angry!Tutoring needs money, okay?Because it is hidden from my parents, I can only get it from my little private room!

Tears... Why is this tutor so expensive!

I absolutely do not admit my petty bourgeois mentality-every penny of my money is expensive.

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When I was about to graduate from junior high school, I only found out that my mother, who is still in her mid-mature but still charming, is actually Korean!

By the way, mother, have you really never had plastic surgery?No matter how you look, you look like a European.

The consequence of me asking this is naturally... I have learned the invincible pinching skills of Master Mushang... I only found out later that Master Mushang is half Korean.

I also just found out that my fourth brother who looks like a black-bellied Emperor Gong, that is, the youngest brother, is actually studying at the Academy of Mythology!

...orz...I finally know where I'm wearing it.

God, Words, Learning, Academy.

Is that school of idiots?A college where all the students don't study but only know how to fight and sleep?An academy where all the females are nympho, and all the males except F4 look frustrating?

Fourth brother, your image in my mind has collapsed...

Thinking that he was going to that academy soon, he couldn't help but be filled with anger.

It’s okay if it’s passerby A, but if you meet F4…then the coffee table is really full of cups…

Although I really want to shout that there is no one I can see! ! ! !But thinking of the vast number of F4 fans, I can only pray in a low voice, "I hope no one will fall in love with me!"

Maybe I'm just a passerby, because there's still golden silk grass!I'll keep a low profile and give up the stage to Jin Sicao, so I should be fine.

Although according to JJ's fan travel, the time travel girl must be shocked, domineering, sweeping thousands of heroines and supporting roles...Let me think hard, F4 should hate the kind of submissive girls the most, although you can add a nympho , But people who don't feel like themselves are nympho, I don't think I'm that great, sacrificed to such a degree.

After getting off the plane in a daze, I realized that the black-bellied Emperor Gong was really not a show, and I was decisive in killing. I had already been "kidnapped" to South Korea.With a dog-legged smile: "Fourth Master, why do I want to study at the Academy of Mythology?"

The fourth master frantically adjusted his black-rimmed glasses (actually they are flat glasses, and they were only worn to look handsome—the above are all irresponsible guesses), showing a smile of Big Big Wolf wanting to eat Pleasant Goat: "Mythology Academy's security system is top-notch , This is also the very important reason why the chaebol chose this academy. You have been hiring tutors, and no one is with you, so it will be easy to be withdrawn if you continue like this."

angry!Did you use this rotten reason to convince your mother?nobody?Tutors are not human beings, servants are not human beings?You don't know the naked one who stares at the bodyguard every day!

Yesterday, the bodyguard finally promised me to bring his little milk baby over and let me kiss (ravage?) it!

When I arrived at the gate of the Mythology Academy by car, my brother asked me to wait a moment, so I simply let the bodyguards stay in the car and got down for a walk by myself.

Thanks a little to the Mythology Academy, even the peripheral security system is very good, and even I have a little freedom.Of course, this is also because most of my family’s property is not in South Korea, so there should be no interest involved in the kidnapping.

It is rare to see students wearing uniforms here, probably in class, but the long queue of luxury cars shocked me as big as a grain of rice.

It’s jealousy if I don’t admit it, my wife can obviously get a Chang’an Benben after graduating from university, my driver’s license! ! ! ! !

Just when I wanted to look up at the sky at a bright and sad 45 degrees, I caught sight of a girl with sneaky behavior and wretched expression from the corner of my eyes, and walked up to her and patted her.

She was startled, and immediately realized: "Who are you!" That expression was like watching a tragic female supporting role.

"Who are you?" I asked back.

She said, "My name is Jinsicao."

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Mom, forgive me, all the above is rewinded. In fact, from the corner of my eye, I saw a person with a sweet face, a wretched expression but very cute, and a sneaky but cute behavior. In short, the whole body exudes the light of a heroine .

The image of the girl in front of me suddenly grew taller in my eyes.

She was wary of me and asked me, "Is your name Wu Minzhi?"

I shook my head violently.

Although I look beautiful, I am not a plastic surgery girl. Thank you for the good genes of my mother and father. I thank my brothers for bringing me a lot of skin care products every time. I thank my sister-in-law for taking me to the yoga studio. Thank you The second sister-in-law and the third sister-in-law brought me every time they went to the SPA (because the second brother and the third brother are twins, they simply took the twin sisters, and every time they attended a reception, they fisted to see who could be lazy), thanks to the fourth sister-in-law... …Oh, thanks to my future sister-in-law who hasn’t met my fourth brother yet. Every time my fourth brother helps me choose clothes, it’s amazing!