Dazai's Cross-World Help

With the efforts of the players racing against time, they managed to cram all the able-bodied players into the book within four hours.

The only one who slipped through the net was Chuya, who was on a business trip abroad.

Seeing that the time is getting shorter and shorter, the players really can't travel across the ocean, and they don't know where they are on business trips.

But players have an advantage, that is, they always do things equally.

I also received a phone call while on a business trip.

It's an unknown number from Japan, who will call him at this time?Could it be the bastard leader again?

After all, the leader would occasionally call him on the bodyguard's mobile phone, and the reasons for each call were strange, such as a sudden craving for extra spicy curry, a sudden craving for hard tofu that knocked teeth out, he, the top cadre, was like a running errand .

Zhong Ye, who happened to have nothing to do, answered the phone with a sneer. He wanted to see whether he was asked to bring special products this time, or whether he wanted to add a new job.

The moment the phone was connected, a strange female voice came out. The voice was not very old, and the little girl shouted at the top of the phone, "Central Plains cadres! Come back soon!! The leader is about to jump off the building!! !"

The other end of the phone was in a mess, it felt like being in a busy city, and I even heard someone crying loudly.

"Leader, don't be overthinking it!!!"

"Wooooow, look at me, leader!!"

Zhong also made a question mark slowly.

"If you don't come back, you will never see the leader again!!!"

What leader, what jumping off a building, he knows these words separately, how come they become strange when put together?

The leader's suicide seems outrageous no matter where it is placed, come on, they are a mafia that kills without blinking an eye.

Ordinary people may think of suicide when they encounter troubles, but their mafia will kill the objects that trouble them.

As the saying goes, if you can't solve the problem, then solve the person who raised the problem.

Their Mafia took this phrase to the extreme.

Hearing that the other side of the phone was jumping around, he would say "I am your dog, chief" from time to time, and Zhong also hung up the phone very simply.

Zhong also felt that he might have encountered a scam.

As early as a few years ago, Zhong also received fraudulent text messages,

The other party said that he was Mori Ogai, but he was not dead. As long as Chuya called him 50, he could withdraw the frozen assets. When the money was successfully withdrawn, he would return the money to Zhongya with interest. Also, he also repeatedly emphasized that letting Zhongye keep it a secret that he was actually cheating his death.

After reading the text message verbatim, Chuya calmly reported the number.

Back then, Chief Sen was buried with his own eyes. It was not good to pretend to be someone else, so he insisted on pretending to be Chief Sen.

And this routine is very familiar, as early as a few years ago when he was the king of sheep, Shirase was deceived in this way, the difference is that the other party claimed to be Oda Nobunaga, saying that he was not actually dead, and has been cheating for so many years In forbearance and dormancy, as long as Shirase hits 50, he can lead his troops to make a comeback. When he unifies Japan, he is willing to give Shirase a general.

Shirase was overjoyed when he received the text message. He firmly believed that he was the chosen one, and that 'Oda Nobunaga' could spot him in the crowd, which showed that he was different.

So Shirase disregarded everyone's dissuasion, pooled [-] yen overnight and called 'Oda Nobunaga', saying that he didn't need to be a general, he could just be an ordinary staff member, and the fiefdom would be Yokohama.

The other party didn't seem to expect that someone would be so easy to deceive, so '"Dazai's Cross-World Help", remember the URL: m.1. Oda Nobunaga" sent some resurrection progress every now and then.

[Today is a breeze, drizzle, and the soil is a little wet. I feel that I can break through the coffin. Give me another [-] to help me. ]

Shirase was very worried. He wondered why "Oda Nobunaga" hadn't even opened his own coffin board for so long. Did he have osteoporosis? Why don't he help pry it open, which can save him money , can also save 'Oda Nobunaga' some effort, so that he can fight the world.

The onlookers stopped talking, "Shirase, didn't he say he was not dead last time? Why is he resurrecting now?"

"Chuya, you don't understand." Shirase said deeply while holding the elderly phone, "The Kagoshima earthquake two days ago, it was actually the official news released on purpose, the real situation is that Mr. People set off a rebellion, Lord Nobunaga was unfortunately hit by a stray bullet and died heroically, but he still did not give up his great cause..."

Chuya: ...

After conveying his worries to 'Oda Nobunaga', the other party was really moved by Shirase's sincerity.

[Bai Jun, no, now is the critical stage of achieving the great cause. I am very relieved to have you in Yokohama to help me respond internally. My every move is being closely watched. As an outsider, you must not act rashly , you just need to send me [-] to help me. ]

In this way, Shirase was cheated out of 20 yuan by "Oda Nobunaga" piecemeal, and Shirase found out that the other party was a liar, or because the other party made a mistake, "Oda Nobunaga" lied to Shirase a month ago After Nagasaki, the next step is to attack Fukuoka.

——I don’t know how the opponent skipped Saga and went directly to Fukuoka, but at the time Shirose insisted that this was Nobunaga’s siege tactic.

A month later, in order to cheat money, 'Oda Nobunaga' forcibly beat Nagasaki down again.

Shirase, who finally found out that something was wrong, counted with his fingers. In half a year, Kagoshima was shot down three times, Nagasaki was shot down twice, and 'Oda Nobunaga' himself was resurrected four times and once. I lay in bed for ten days with no ambition at all.

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Until now, Chuya still feels that the reason why the liar started fighting from Kagoshima was because Kagoshima was far away from Yokohama, so far away that Shirase couldn't rush to join the opponent and complete the great cause with the opponent.

In short, Zhong Ye, who was experienced in being scammed, felt that the little girl who called was a liar.

The leader committed suicide by jumping off a building?

Is this a bad joke?

After hanging up the phone, the other party called back quickly, and Zhongye blocked the report in one go, and his skillful appearance made people feel distressed.

If something really happened to the leader, someone from him would naturally come to contact him.Naka also said the same to himself, but there was a voice in his heart, that voice said, that was the suicidal Osamu Dazai, Dazai Osamu whose mind was full of bandages and river water.

Isn't it normal for Osamu Dazai to want to commit suicide?

Chu was also convinced by himself, yes, that was Osamu Dazai who had been committing suicide since the first time they met, isn't it normal for Osamu Dazai to want to commit suicide?

What on earth made him separate the word suicide from Osamu Dazai?

Dazai has changed too much in the past few years when he was the leader, so big that he would not easily associate the current Dazai with the Dazai he met when he was 15 years old.

Even when recalling it occasionally, there will be a feeling of a world away. When recalling the past, it is almost irresistible. He wonders why the kid who committed suicide back then became like this.

The answer is don't know.

As always, Naka also couldn't see through Osamu Dazai.

Zhong also called his subordinate, and the ring rang for a long time before the other party answered the phone.

"Hey, Mr. Zhongyuan, you finally called back, something big has happened to the organization!!!"

What do you mean finally call back?While listening to the other party's report, Zhong Ye looked at his mobile phone. This inspection allowed him to discover the problem. The phones of his subordinates were all blacklisted at some point.

Chu was also laughed at, who would do such a thing, except his good leader Osamu Dazai?

First, he was thrown abroad where the signal was extremely poor, and then all the phones of his subordinates were blocked. Anti-thieves don't bring such things.

After knowing the status quo of the organization from his subordinates, Chuya called back the girl who just called.

"Take care of the leader, I'll go back now."

"Okay, okay, Lord Zhongyuan, let me tell you that the leader's suicide has been premeditated for a long time, let me tell you..." Zhongya, who failed to hang up the phone in time, listened unexpectedly. The pile of melons is probably the story of his leader who couldn't love others, and finally committed suicide angrily.

Can't love it?Who are you talking about?Osamu Dazai?

Zhong also imagined how Osamu Dazai was in love, no, he was about to vomit, which girl, what a crime, and Osamu Dazai was on the table.

No, isn't this completely carried away?Hearing the suffocated laughter of '噗嗤' on the other end of the phone, Chuya realized that he had been cheated.

"I'm sorry, Lord Zhongyuan, I shouldn't have arranged for the leader, I apologize." The girls' apologies were false and insincere, "I almost forgot, Lord Zhongyuan, remember to go back to the office first when you come back, we have prepared a gift for you. Get it, and you'll know everything."

Zhong also didn't listen to them.

The first thing he did after flying back to Yokohama was to rush to the chief's office, but the whole building was destroyed and pitted. Of course, the chief's office was not spared, so there was no one in the chief's office.

The traces at the scene were enough to show how fierce the battle was at that time. Chuya frowned more and more. He waved and called the patrolling bodyguards, "Where did the black lizard and the guerrillas go?"

"They were all transferred by the leader." The bodyguard said stutteringly.

Knowing that they could not disobey the leader's order, Chuya asked where the leader was and left.

When Chuya came to the rooftop, the leader was sitting on the lifted stone slab, flipping through the comic book in his hand with a leisurely expression.

Hearing the familiar footsteps, the leader carefully put away the book in his hand. He looked at Chuya who was walking towards him, "Abandoning the mission without the leader's order, Chuya, are you going to betray the organization?"

Zhong didn't see the contents of the book clearly, and from his perspective, he could only see some vague pictures on it, which looked like a comic book.

"No, I just heard that the headquarters was attacked by surprise and the leader's life was in danger, so I came here to support." After a pause, Chuya continued, "Since there is nothing wrong, I will go back and continue the task."

Saying that, without waiting for the leader to speak, Chuya left the rooftop without looking back.

Only the leader was left on the roof looking at the sunset, and the orange-red light shone on him little by little, and his aura softened under the glow of the sunset.

At this time, the leader didn't know that those people who disappeared were watching a small movie in the main world.

At the same time, he didn't know that the book filled with many people was on Zhongye's desk at this moment, and Zhongye pushed open the door of the office.