Dazai's Cross-World Help

fire.

The soaring flames dyed half of the sky in Yokohama red, and there were huge explosions from time to time, and billowing thick smoke rose from that corner and drifted towards higher places.

In the dim Yokohama, the fire was particularly bright, even if it was far away, it could be seen at a glance.

In the line of people fleeing in all directions, there were a few cosplay-like people in strange costumes who were walking against the flow of people. They hurried towards the place where the flames were burning.

[World Channel] Red Bean Paste: Can anyone tell me what's going on over there?

[World Channel] Hidden rice balls: According to today's style of play, Yokohama will be flattened within a day.

[World Channel] Dumb Tape: Who are you fighting with? I'm almost dumbfounded.

[World Channel] Unit No. [-]: Good guy, is this going to set fire to Yokohama?

[World Channel] Phoenix Academy Brooch: I can do this question!Charmander, quickly use the jet flame! !

[World Channel] Chubby Zaemon: Stop, stop, stop hitting!

[World Channel] Fat Dutozaemon: I am sincere, brothers, stop fighting, the land I bought is almost lost.

After sending the message, Lao Baigan stubbornly wiped away his tears. It's not that he doesn't like activities, but he really didn't expect that this activity would bring him so much harm.

However, Lao Baigan's prayer obviously cannot be conveyed to other players.

"Nurse, keep up, keep up with your skills."

Listening to this exciting team fight, you can feel how fierce the battle here is.

The flames turned the entire street red.

The shops on both sides of the street have long been turned into ruins, the flames are burning there, and occasionally, the crackling sound of foreign objects burning can be heard.

A strong burnt smell filled the air.

There is even magma flowing from nowhere on the ground.

Because of the excessively high temperature, hot air continued to surge upwards.

The players were scattered in different locations, using the cover of the building to throw skills at the spell spirit standing on a high place.

The whole street is extremely lively, with colorful special effects of skills flashing non-stop.

"What are you doing hurting the face? What about your operation? I can move a dog better than you, and you can pull hatred."

Although the operation can't keep up, the players are very happy. The only thing that is not happy is probably the curse spirit being brushed by the boss - the clepsydra.

[Level 50 Advanced Elite Monster: Clepsy Pot]

"This group of worms is endless, isn't it?" The clepsydra tilted its head to avoid the water balloon thrown by the player.

Looking at the humans standing below, it grinned, "If that's the case, let's burn it."

A large amount of magic power gathered in its hands, and with a light wave of its hand, a pillar of ultra-high temperature fire appeared out of thin air.

Noticing the skills roaring towards them, the players immediately dodged deftly to prevent themselves from getting caught in the flames.

Occasionally, there were a few slow-response ones, and the part of the skin that accidentally touched the magma was instantly charred, and the blood volume plummeted.

[-one]

[-one]

Players with a low synchronization rate of pain perception can only feel a slight sting for this kind of injury, which does not affect their continued fighting. They casually glanced at their charred skin and continued to rush up .

I don't know.How shocking his own behavior looks to outsiders.

And other high-tech players are bold, and the players who have pulled the synchronization rate of pain perception to the highest level can't do it. They are already lying on the ground with their arms crossed and burst into tears.

The pain that hit their foreheads made them want to commit suicide on the spot and return to the resurrection point to start over.

"Help! Nanny!! Milk me, milk me, milk me!!!"

"Mom, it hurts so much, give me a treatment!"

Hearing the cry for help, the nanny who was hammering the clepsydra dodged the attack, and casually applied the skills of gaining blood to several people.

"Can you do it? With such a long skill, you can't even dodge it. Don't you have any prediction at all?" After spraying a few chickens with no prediction, the nurse passionately took the staff and went into battle.

"Is this the legendary violent nanny? It's so terrifying." Several players who recovered their blood volume watched the nanny dexterously dodge the attack. hit.

Nice guy, they call it nice guy.

At this moment, they knew that the food played in the game really has nothing to do with gender, the food is the food.

After the clepsydra used its power again, it heard someone shouting.

"Come on, come on, the skill of the BOSS skill has entered the CD period, and it has been cast for 20 seconds since the last time, he has no skills, brothers, rush with me, don't save the big moves in your hand, and you will be rewarded after scoring points !"

"Baidi Holy Sword, Yujian follow me!!!" After the words fell, another bunch of skills hit the clepsydra.

[Health volume: 8999999/7168974]

A sense of boredom and aggrievedness enveloped its heart.

Why are these guys endless?

Are they really human?

In the eyes of this group of people, the clepsydra didn't see any fear, unlike the conjurers who have been dealing with it all the time, the conjurers would not show this kind of eyes when they saw it. The wolf who had been hungry for ten days saw sheep-like eyes , being stared at by a group of people with green eyes, the clepsydra felt uncomfortable.

So weird this group of people.

As if there is no such emotion of fear at all, it seems that even the pain is minimal to them.

The excitement and frenzy made it uncomfortable.

This is the first time that a clepsydra that has lived for hundreds of years has such an uncomfortable feeling.

The player on the top began to shout the second line, "Blood, let me forget the madness!!"

"We are absolutely invincible ahead of us."

"I'm not a human anymore, JOJO!!!"

The clepsydra couldn't understand the strange words shouted by the other party, couldn't understand the strange emotions of the other party, and also couldn't understand-why things turned out like this.

Obviously, at the very beginning, there were no problems with Kamo's plan, so why did he encounter so many troubles when it was implemented?

What kind of psychopaths are these, even crazier than conjurers, and each of them is like a dog's skin plaster, which cannot be shaken off.Thinking of this, the irritability in the clepsydra doubled, and angry steam kept coming out from the top of its head.

"Hey, goblin, look at the arrow!"

The clepsydra sideways dodged the arrow that was shooting at him, and was accidentally hit by the ice puck thrown from the other side. Looking at the ice marks spreading on its body, it had already been unable to bear it, and it rose to the sky, with its hands on its chest, staggered. gesture.

"The field expands."

A steady stream of magic power spewed out from his body, and thick black spread rapidly from behind him.

"Cover the coffin and iron the mountain."

Players who noticed something was wrong opened the world channel.

They chose to continue shaking people.

[World Channel] Dumb Tape: Temptation of leopard print (love), click to watch, the hot little wild cat is here waiting for your arrival (love).

----【Location】----

Dumb Tape showed everyone what an opening crit is.

Players who clicked on the world channel were all frozen. Even if they didn't click on, players in the battle could still see the subtitles scrolling in the corner of their line of sight.

In order to be conspicuous, the tape specially used big red fonts, with a lot of emoticons superimposed in the middle, so that people can see at a glance what the kid is looking at when he has nothing to do.

[World Channel] Gigi: Ah, is this something I can watch?

[World Channel] Horse Monkey Shochu: How sexy it is, let me see, send the picture!

[World Channel] Chubby Zaemon: Don't try to lie to me, do you think I don't know what's going on over there?

Click on the coordinates, and Lao Baigan recognized it at a glance.

The address of this so-called hot little wild cat is the most popular street.

Lao Baigan has a full understanding of how wicked netizens are, and he can see through the problem at a glance.

[World Channel] Chubby Zaemon: If you can't beat it, just say it, no one will laugh at you.

[World Channel] Nuclear Bomb Sword Immortal: At the scene, I can prove that he did not lie, there are really hot little wild cats, and they really wear leopard prints, we are like dry wood meeting a raging fire, she also warmly gave us Opened a small dark room...now we are in the passion multiplayer movement.

[World Channel] Nuclear Bomb Sword Fairy: Hurry up if you feel like it, you can join us by deducting 1, and play sports with the hot leopard-print kittens.

After sending the message, the nuclear bomb sword fairy turned off the world channel, and the dumb tape on the side gave him a thumbs up.

"If you want to talk about fooling people, it has to be you, big brother."

Hearing what Dai Tape said, the Nuclear Bomb Sword Immortal was unwilling. He frowned, and asked coldly, "Tell me, where did I lie?"

The Nuclear Bomb Sword Immortal felt that he had been wronged, but everything he said was true, "The clepsydra is wearing a cape with black spots on a yellow background? Isn't this a leopard print color scheme?"

Dai Tape, who wanted to refute something, opened his mouth. He looked at the clothes of the clepsydra and nodded stiffly. Judging from the color, it seemed that it was really a leopard print.

Seeing Dai Tape nodding, the Nuclear Bomb Sword Immortal nodded in satisfaction, "Then isn't he hot enough?"

The moment the voice fell, the hot magma made waves again, and the scorching air smeared the tape all over his face.

It's hot, and if that's not hot, what else is hot in the world?

Having been affirmed twice in a row, the Nuclear Bomb Sword Fairy smiled again, and his voice softened, with a hint of persuasion, "Did we not be invited into the domain by him?"

"Isn't the domain a small black house?"

"With so many of us, isn't it a multiplayer sport?"

After listening to the words of the nuclear bomb sword fairy, the tape was completely defeated.

He thought he was flirty enough, but he didn't expect that there was a nuclear bomb sword fairy waiting for him.

He prayed silently in his heart, hoping that the players who would come in later would put on the bitter tea in peace.

Although the process was a bit tortuous, the support was always tricked, right?

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With the idea of ​​watching the fun, Lao Baigan called Hatake [-].

The two passionately followed the location and rushed over, but for Lao Baigan, the layers of curse spirits along the way were as difficult as Tang Seng's going to the West to learn scriptures.

"It's too terrible, I can't fight like this anymore." Lao Baigan dodged the attack of the curse spirit in embarrassment, and crawled behind the half-open banner.

As a player who is not good at fighting, Lao Baigan felt that this event was extremely unfriendly to him.

The barrage on the side began to tease, [The anchor is just inferior. ]

[Learn about swimming and fitness. ]

[If you want me to tell you, the reason why the anchor can't become stronger is because of his long hair, so how can he become stronger if he doesn't become bald? ]

Hatake raised his foot without hesitation, kicked the curse spirit aside, and pulled out the samurai sword pinned to his waist with his backhand.

The white sword shadow flashed past, and the curse spirit with its fangs and claws was instantly split in half.

[Successfully destroy the third-level spell spirit, experience value +500 (experience doubled for killing the spell spirit during the event) current level: 21]

"Then do you want to go to see the hot little wild cat?" Hatake Wuwu flicked away the blood on the sword, she looked at Lao Baigan and asked.

Lao Baigan glanced at the map, it was already very close, and he would arrive after two more streets, he gritted his teeth, "Go!"

He wanted to see where the hot little wild cat came from on the battlefield.

Obviously many players had rushed over, but after seeing the legendary hot little wild cat, they all fell silent again.

No matter what other people asked, they all held their breath and remained silent.

I even started to amway other people, saying that the hotness is true, the small black house is also true, and even the most outrageous multiplayer sports are true.

Outrageous.

In this strictly censored game, there is no astringency at all.

No matter who it is, as long as there is a little exposure, the blurred mosaic that no one can recognize will appear.

Under this review standard, outrageous multiplayer sports are absolutely impossible!

Unless it's a literal movement, but if it's really just a literal meaning, other players can't react like they are now.

Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, he prefers to travel to the mountains. He is talking about Lao Baigan. As a game anchor, he has never seen any routines on the Internet, but he just wants to see them, and he doesn’t feel uncomfortable.

"I want to see, what can be called a hot little wild cat in this game!"

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Yokohama City Hall.

This place is different from the outside world. The lights inside are still brightly lit, and there are armed forces patrolling and protecting them outside the building.

It was peaceful inside, and some employees could even be heard discussing what to eat later.

Uchiha Kanai has been silently observing this group of waste snacks for a long time.

At this moment, he has reached the peak of his anger. Although he also came in from the background, he thinks that he is still serious about this job. After the game update is over, once he goes online, he has no time to play every day, so he just built a game for himself. After the independence camp, they rushed all the way into the city hall.

He thought that in this chaotic situation, the government should give some help, but he didn't expect that the Yokohama government would show the word waste to the fullest.

Are these NPCs out of their minds?

Yokohama is like this, yet no one has come forward to appease the people. They only have their own interests in mind. Going out to appease the people now and taking the opportunity to win the hearts of the people will bring great benefits to the future. Don't they know at all?

A bunch of short-sighted NPCs.

In the office, the third time he heard an NPC colleague complaining about why he didn't run away, he finally couldn't help standing up and threw a thick stack of documents in his hand on the table.

'Snapped--'

The loud noise made everyone in the office focus their attention on Uchiha Burial Love.

The boy they didn't pay attention to.

"The company's market value has evaporated?"

"Urban GDP recession?"

"Will the revenue in the second half of the year plummet because of this incident?"

"Does this matter affect the next selection?"

Uchiha Kanae sneered, repeating what a group of people just said.

"What's the matter, Uchiha-kun, do you say that the grapes are sour if you can't eat grapes?" A congressman who was named curled his lips and retorted.

In their view, although Uchiha's funeral is a bit of a background, but people are really poor, and they have never worn brand-name products. No matter who their colleagues are, they will never refuse to ask him for help, but every time Uchiha's funeral will ask They ask for tips and look like they have never seen money.

In addition, Uchiha's buried love is young and dressed out of style. He is more like a subculture lover who has just graduated from high school than a member of parliament.

Among a bunch of elite-dressed bald middle-aged councilors, a young man who helps others, loves to joke, and speaks spiritual quotes——Uchiha Burial Love seems out of place.

It is precisely because of this that few staff members of the Yokohama City Government will respect Uchiha's funeral from the bottom of their hearts, even if the other party is indeed a member of parliament.

Hearing the ambiguous words of the congressman, Uchiha Kanai picked up the folder on the table and threw it towards the other party. The sharp wind cut through the air, wiped along the other party's side face, and stabbed firmly behind him in the wall.

In the office, everyone gasped.

The congressman with a bloodstain on his face was stunned. He reached out to caress the stinging wound on his face. His dark eyes widened. He looked back stiffly and was completely dumbfounded when he saw the folder pierced into the wall.

If the folder just now was on his neck, then his head would have moved by now.

The office became silent for a moment, and they looked at Uchiha Muai in horror.

No one expected that this usually talkative boy would suddenly attack.

Frightened, but also tinged with anger.

Being arrogant and disrespecting their seniors, this Uchiha burial is even ruining their reputation.

"Aren't you good at talking one by one? Why don't you continue now?"

Feeling the rare silence in the office, Uchiha's irritated mood calmed down a little. He looked at Mimiko and Miyano Akemi standing at the door of the office, and asked them why they came here. They shouldn't be here. Is the data room next door sorting out the data?

"I heard voices outside, so come and have a look." Mimiko spread her hands and said.

Miyano Akemi nodded at Uchiha Kanai, saying that things were indeed as Mimiko said, and she came to check if there was any accident in Uchiha Kanai.

Thinking of the loud noise he made just now, Uchiha Kanai didn't say anything, but shifted his gaze back to the group of councilors in the office.

Unlike what other people imagined, congressmen do not have their own independent offices. Just like ordinary workplaces, everyone shrinks together in a space.

"You are worried that this incident will affect your interests, and worry about your future career..." Uchiha Kanai looked at everyone with a look of hatred.

"Don't you guys also know what's wrong? Why do you just sit here and complain instead of taking action?"

Uchiha's buried love asked: "Are you a daydreamer?"

"Tiezi, listen to my advice, a towering building rises on the ground, and the glory can only depend on yourself."

"With great power comes great responsibility."

"Don't blame the uneven road if people can't do it."

Members of Congress who have listened to the spiritual quotations: ………

Looking at the unmoved councilors, Uchiha Kanai was speechless with irritability.

This time he didn't hide his cursing, he looked around the room and said to them bluntly.

"You just lie on the body of ordinary people and be blood-sucking bugs, a bunch of waste, it's useless."

After Uchiha's funeral finished speaking, he strode towards the door.

And Mimiko and Miyano Akemi are still blocking the door of the office, judging from their expressions, they should be in a daze, thinking about something.

"Mimiko, Miyano, let's go."

Hearing their own name, the two of them just woke up as if they had just woken up from a dream. The two of them looked at each other, and after a quick answer, they quickly followed behind Uchiha Sanai.

Since the people in the city government are unreliable, it's better to find his husband. In this ruthless game world, only Osamu Dazai can comfort his soul.

[Private Chat] Uchiha Burial Love: Brother, help me contact my husband, I'm here to give him a performance.

[Private chat] Hidden rice ball: Mr. Dazai is not your husband, if you call me again, I will kill you back to the resurrection point.

[Private chat] Hidden rice ball: And don't call me brother, it's too earthy, I can't accept this earthy taste.

[Private Chat] Hidden Fantuan: What performance, write a file and send it to me.

Seeing the bunch of requests sent by Fantuan, Uchiha buried love and sighed, it's so troublesome, but who made him an empathetic Uchiha?

He graciously changed his address.

[Private Chat] Uchiha Burial Love: Okay, Tiezi, you don't need to write a document, just ask my wife if you want to take the opportunity to take Yokohama directly.

[Private chat] The hidden rice ball:?

[Private chat] The hidden rice ball: [Voice:····46″]

[Private chat] The hidden rice ball: [Voice:······59″]

[Private Chat] Hidden Fantuan: Where are you from?You wait for me! ! !