Dazai's Cross-World Help

Such an eye-catching piece of news, of course not only Dazai's intelligence agents, other players also noticed this piece of weird news everywhere.

High Dimensional Forum.

Family members, do you still remember the spirited boy Uchiha buried love?I haven't seen him for a few days and he became a member of parliament.

1st floor [landlord]

Let's take a look at his news report.

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8th floor

Let out the first burst of laughter today, although, I feel so sorry for the NC who wrote the manuscript, I really closed my eyes and insisted on boasting, young and promising, responsible and responsible. This kind of boast is exhausted, so I just insist on what fashion he is talent.

Laughing, what kind of fashionista is this?Are you from the earthy video industry?

17th floor

I deliberately searched for photos of other councilors in the game. Uchiha's funeral shape is really out of place with other well-dressed middle-aged social animals.

The key is that Uchiha's personal profile clearly states that the goal is to become the Eight Generations of Konoha Village.

Doesn't the NC who entered the information for him really feel weird at all, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Back to the 17th floor

Not surprisingly, you can even see some congressmen talking about turning Chiba into an amusement park.

24th floor

Wait, how did this old man become a member of parliament?

Is there some hidden mission?To be honest, I also thought about it, and I even thought about how to canvass votes. As long as I am elected as a member, I will implement monogamy, the kind of one wife and one husband.

Back to the 24th floor

Monogamy, you want to laugh at me to death. Speaking of which, how did Uchiha bury love solicit votes?Could it still be his set of spiritual quotations?

36th floor

It shouldn't be a hidden mission, after all, this game is very wild.

For example, Mrs. Brussy continues to be the liver emperor in the game, and Lao Baigan is engaged in infrastructure construction. The game will not interfere with your career choice at all.

And I remember there were a few traveling players who said they wanted to travel around the world in the game.

In general, this game is completely fine for you to operate as a second life.

On the 44th floor, meter 4 is up to you, how much is it?

The threshold for participating in politics in the game is really low. As long as you are over [-] years old, have a proof of residence in a certain place, have a stable source of income, and have no illegal records, you can sign up.

But Uchiha buried his love, he should have accepted the task, the random identity background of the game is really plastic.

The identity certificate is true, but all players use the same background template—no bad habits, clean family background, dead parents...

If you go directly to the official organization in the game for an interview with the identity given by the system, you will be kicked out [-]% of the time, and the other party will laugh at your fake identity.Don't ask me why I know such details, in short, I just know.

56th floor

Because I was so curious, I went to the game to check the fake identity used by Uchiha to bury his love and participate in politics.

While watching, I laughed wildly, I couldn't hold it anymore, I'm going to post the picture for you to see, let's just say, Uchiha loves him, he's a fucking talent.

It can perfectly integrate the earthy quotations and the cool writing of male frequency.

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62th floor

Goose goose goose, help, it's really funny, doesn't the nc who made up his identity really think it's outrageous?

What used to have a fiancée, but unexpected changes happened, the family was in trouble, the snobbish fiancée broke the contract, the angry Uchiha buried his love, and a laser rain came directly, and he uttered a classic quote Don’t compare yourself too much, compare yourself with lasers rain.

After dancing the laser rain, the fiancée who broke the contract turned pale with fright, knelt down on one knee and said, I didn't expect you to be a legendary social person!

And Uchiha's burial love is a proud smile. You used to love me and ignored you, but now you can't afford me!In the end, she waved her hand and flew away, flying away.

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I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing, Uchiha's funeral has read so many male channel web articles, he is really at a loss if he doesn't go to the male channel to write articles, just this writing style, this level of storytelling, no matter how you say it, it must be a Platinum author?

96th floor

Hahahahahahaha, I sent this screenshot to my cousin who has been in the male channel all year round. My cousin asked me where I could read the works of this great god.

124th floor

Wait, no one has answered me how Uchiha Kanai became a member of parliament!How on earth did he get votes! ! ! !

About how Uchiha Zanai became a member of the council, we have to start talking about the day when the five Zi'an went to catch the curse spirit more than 20 days ago in order to improve their force value.Uchiha Burial Love would like to call all of this——Finger Adventures.

[World Channel] The five members of Zi'an coordinate in Chiba, Tokyo, will someone guide me to read the book?I want to catch a curse spirit as a mount.

[World Channel] What level is the nuclear bomb sword fairy?

[World Channel] Ah Fu, I happen to be here in Chiba!But I'm taking someone.

[World Channel] Zi'an's five-person [-]-level book, take it with you, you can take both of them, Fu, I'll pull you!

Level 1, although it seems very low, but currently even the No.23 player on the world ranking list is only level [-].

And this player who can't wait to go through Yokohama, where there is no soul, and even because he killed too many curse spirits in one day, the player who was given the title [Meat Grinder] by the system is exactly Ah Fu.

This is the No. [-] Ah Fu. The five of Zi'an were caught off guard. With the big boss here, the dungeon is absolutely stable this time.

[World Channel] Uchiha buried her beloved husband!Let me go in and have an experience! !

[World Channel] Dumb tape, etc., when the per capita level is [-], how dare you open a [-]-level book? !Let me see who is so arrogant, oh, it's the first and tenth on the ladder list, that's okay.

[World Channel] Interpreter Level [-]!Chiba?I am coming!pull me! ! !

In this way, a simple five-member team was formed.However, it wasn't until the five of them got together that they realized that their configuration was really not suitable for the level [-] book.

The first person to arrive was Uchiha Kanai. They were old acquaintances, and there was no need to introduce each other.

"Anzi, where did you get rich recently?" There are no tasks, and Uchiha's funeral is very boring for upgrading the magic spirit every day, but the tasks that are triggered every day are all boring small tasks, such as helping sweep the floor, handing out leaflets, etc. .

Although Zi'an and the others have long been accustomed to Uchiha's strange address to her, she still twitched the corners of her mouth and took a step back without a trace, "I have accepted a long-term task, and I am working as a nanny recently, otherwise you can try to get closer to the mainline NC , See if you can get the task."

Uchiha buried his love and sighed, saying something, it wasn't that he didn't want to get close to the mainline NC, it was because the game didn't give him a chance.

No, it’s not that there is no real mission. Uchiha’s funeral triggered an undercover mission a few days ago, but the other party asked him to get 300 million, and he tried to find a way to get a normal identity to participate in the election of a member of parliament five days later. .

During this period of time, Uchiha Kanai had a deep understanding of the rigor of this game in some aspects, and he did not believe that he could be elected as a member of parliament.

He's actually pretty self-aware, and if he gets elected, everyone's going to be surprised, and he's going to be taken aback too, um...but it's kind of fun to think about it.

Especially when the other party solemnly promised him that as long as he can register, he will definitely try his best to get him elected.

But seeing that the task time is getting less and less, money is not a big problem. He can ask other players to borrow it, but the ID card is stuck. Tactfully, no, just openly persuade him to change his hairstyle.

Uchiha was furious when he buried his love, his hairstyle was his soul, his head could be cut off and bleed, but his hairstyle couldn't be messed up, so he chose to break the pot and start to mess it up. It's just a side mission, so it doesn't matter if the undercover agent doesn't do it!

"It seems that I'm not too late?" Accompanied by the sound of footsteps, a young man in a black windbreaker with a long sword behind his back appeared in their sight.

"Hello, I'm the interpreter." The interpreter greeted Uchiha Kanai and Zi'an with a smile.

This attire and id are so instant, Zian and the others rubbed their chins in thought, interpreter, interpreter, which episode is this from?

——Wait, I remembered! ! !

"Good guy, it's Master Tong!!!" The five of Zi'an's eyes widened, their emotions complicated. She didn't expect that in 2202, there would still be people who remembered the tears of Master Tong in this era.

"How can there be no Master Tong in the holographic game, right?" The interpreter who was recognized winked at Zi'an and the other five.

Before the five of Zi'an could say anything, footsteps sounded again, and the three of them looked towards the source of the sound.

"I'm Ah Fu, and this is Brucey." The red-haired strong man walking towards them said.

Wait, how could it be this Ah Fu?The three people who were startled by Ah Fu's image froze in place.

"Why don't we introduce each other first." Brucey, who was used to the dumbfounded expressions of everyone, said calmly.

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"The interpreter is 100% letting the enemy catch the sword with his bare hands. Afu and Brucie are melee players, Uchiha Kai is a fire mage, and I am a professional veteran driver..." After checking the abilities of a circle, the five people in Zi'an were in a good mood complex.

Isn't this a chopper team?

"It's okay, trust Ah Fu." On the side, Brucey trusted her friend very much. She stood on tiptoe and patted Ah Fu's biceps, which were bigger than her head.

"So, why is the black tiger Ah Fu next to Brucie? Shouldn't it be Alfred?" The interpreter on the sidelines looked speechless.

This is really weird, the five of them get together, and when they watch Fanduoduo, they will show the wonderful expression of the old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone.

Now in the team there is a spirited guy, a sex-turned dio, a time-tearing master Tong, a Gotham baby sex-turned, and a black tiger Afu.Five people, alone are enough to attract attention, let alone together.

"It's all Ah Fu, don't worry about so many details." Brucey nodded while talking.

Ah Fu next to him bared his teeth and smiled, showing an expression of being ready to fly a crow at any time.

"This book is not difficult to master. The curse spirit was born when people wanted time to stop at that moment. Although it is a special grade, its lethality is similar to that of the first grade. The most difficult thing to do is that it can stop time."

As the initiator, the five members of Zi'an introduced the basic situation of this dungeon to everyone, and then he looked at the interpreter who was carrying a sword and asked, "Your [-]% empty-handed and white blade is also effective against the curse spirit, right?"

The interpreter who was asked nodded. The sword on his back was specially used to let the enemy catch the sword with his bare hands.

"Then it will be much easier. Before the time stops, let the curse spirit catch the sword with his bare hands, and the four of us will go to scrape." The five people in Zi'an made a simple and rough battle plan.

The rest of the people had no opinion.

Different from the battles in other people's imaginations, this reprint is full of drama. As soon as the curse spirit appeared, he was held in place by the interpreter who practiced hard to draw the sword.

"Heh heh heh, in order to use the skill more smoothly, I've been practicing the sword-drawing technique crazily every day!" The interpreter held up the sword and sneered. , he specially paid homage to an uncle in the game, and the only learning content was to draw a knife.

Seeing that the curse spirit was still in place, the other four began to throw skills at the curse spirit, plus punching and kicking.

The blood bar of the [-]th-level curse spirit is really thick. After a group of people hammered it for a long time, it was really like scraping, and the blood only lost a little bit.

Seeing that the curse spirit was angry but unable to move, the few people sighed, what a useful single-target control skill it is.

This scraping activity lasted for half an hour, and the interpreter's sword-holding hand was already sore. He vowed to himself that he would practice hard and endure after returning home.Finally, when the curse spirit was left with only a layer of blood, Zi'an and the other five threw out their capture skills, and successfully caught the curse spirit that she was thinking of, which could pause time.

Now the dio suit is complete!The five people in Zi'an were ecstatic.

[Choose a name for your beloved pet, Swaludo. ]

[Make sure the pet is named Swarudo. ]

[Update pet information.

Pet name Swarudo

Pet level 15 (increased with the owner's level)

Pet skills can stop for about ten seconds, (this is not accurate, there is no concept of time during the stop time, this is just an estimated time.)

Remark Five seconds is still too short for a father. ]

Why is it downgraded after capture?The five people in Zi'an were sluggish. Could it be that the legend says that they are half weak when they are whitewashed?

"What's this?" Unlike the five Zi'an who were silent in joy, Uchiha Kanai noticed that the magic spirit exploded after being captured.

He stepped forward and dropped an identification on the black stick-like thing that fell on the ground.

[The strangely named finger.

The introduction of the chicken tastes crunchy, wrapped in bread crumbs and deep-fried, the kid next door cried. ]

Can this stuff really be eaten?Uchiha buried love with a trace of doubt.

Hearing Uchiha's question about burying love, several people who were checking the personal panel next to him came over.

Interpreters who have read "Battle of Curses" instantly understand that this is the finger of the two-faced Su Nuo.

"Is it an item for opening a new dungeon?" And the two-faced Su Nuo must be a lord-level boss, right?Thinking of his current level, the interpreter's excitement at seeing the dungeon faded, and this thing was a hot potato for him now.

"The system identified that it can be eaten. Is this a dungeon that was opened after eating?" Uchiha Kanai knocked on the ground with his finger, only to hear a very dull bang bang bang sound from his finger, which was very strong. Look, is this really edible?

The five Zi'an who fell into ecstasy at the side caught a glimpse of Uchiha's funeral love who was about to take a sip from the corner of their eyes, and their pupils trembled.

"Show mercy!!!"

"Do you want to eat?" Uchiha Kanai who was blocked generously handed his finger to Zi'an and the others

The five of Zi'an, who were almost gagged, backed away, shaking their heads frantically and refused. "I don't eat it. It doesn't look like it's edible, does it?"

Zi'an, who had seen a bit of "Spell ○ Battle", had complex expressions, but she still knew a little bit about the setting of this finger. "Didn't it pop up to collect the task when you threw the identification?"

As soon as the voice fell, the long overdue task window popped up.

[Trigger the task Strange Finger.

Mission description The powerful fingers are hidden, and its owner can be summoned by collecting twenty of them.

Task progress 120]

Uchiha Burying Love "The system prompts me to collect twenty summoned dragons. Is this the universal wishing machine?"

Good guy, you really have the two-faced Su Nuo as a universal wishing machine.The interpreter was astounded.

"The one summoned is the two-faced Su Nuo, not a dragon, but I remember that the two-faced Su Nuo is similar to the Nine Lamas, and cannot make wishes." The five people in Zi'an vaguely remembered that after the protagonist ate this finger, he opened the plug-in, and there was a name in his body. He is the accompanying grandfather of Nuo on both sides.

"Kurama?!" The key word is alert, and this hits a certain switch for Uchiha's love for Hokage fans. This is Nine Lamas. Just ask the family members who have seen Hokage, who doesn't want a Nine Lamas?

Seeing that things are going wrong, the only interpreter who knows the truth hesitates to speak.

Ah Fu, who was watching from the sidelines, heard the words of Zi'an and the other five, thought for a while and took out three fingers of the same style from his pocket.

"I'll take it for you to play with. I'm not interested in collecting quests. These are all dropped by brushing spells recently."

After taking the finger from Ah Fu, the task bar is super accelerated.

[Task progress 4/20]

Uchiha Kanai seemed to have seen Kurama waving to him.

The strong spell response in the Chiba area instantly attracted Xia Youjie's attention in the High School of Magic.To pass as soon as possible, with such a strong reaction, Wu will definitely appear.

"Teacher, I'm going too." That kind of insensitivity made Katsuobu Youren restless for a moment, and he looked eagerly at Xia Youjie who summoned the rainbow dragon and was about to fly directly there.

Xia Youjie pursed his lips, hesitated for a moment and said, "Come up."

During this period of time, he has been in a daze, and he always feels that there is something wrong with his memory.This strong premonition reached its peak when Gojo Satoru asked him one day, "Jie, how do you feel now?"

"Did I forget something?" Leaning against the wall, Xia Youjie was stunned as he watched the students play around, a subtle sense of panic spread from the depths of his heart.

A heavy, tide-like suffocation surged up, as if he had forgotten something extremely important.

In his memory, Gojo Satoru, who had been fooling around all the time, just looked at him fixedly, and then showed an extremely complicated smile, "I just feel that everything now is a bit unreal."

unreal?

The sound of the wind, the noise of the students playing, the burning sensation of the sun shining on the exposed skin...

Everything is telling Xia Youjie that everything in front of him is real.Is there something he overlooked?In the dark, there was a voice affirming Gojo Satoru's words.

Screams——

In a trance, he seemed to hear a very familiar scream, and that voice was calling some name.

“啊啊啊啊啊！！！”极为痛苦、惨烈的，任何一个有良知的人听到，都会为之动容的哀嚎声。

The voice echoed in Xia Youjie's head, and something vaguely burst out of his memory.

"!" Xia Youjie, who was pulled by the memory in his heart, was awakened by the sudden touch, and he looked at the knotweed Youren beside him.

"Teacher, are you alright?" the pink-haired boy asked worriedly.

"Your face just now was ugly." That can no longer be described as ugly, the strong sadness on Xia Youjie's body just now has almost turned into substance.

At this moment, Xia Youjie was still thinking about it, but when memories came to him suddenly, he smiled reassuringly and said, "It's okay."

The moment the words came out, Xia Youjie was stunned. He remembered that the person who made that painful sound was himself.

And that, the name he kept calling out over and over again, was—

"Nitrogen!"

"Teacher Glass!"

The door of the infirmary was pushed open, and Kazuko looked sideways at Megumi Fukuro and Wild Rose Nagasaki who walked in.

"Really, that guy Youroto disappeared in a blink of an eye, and so did Teacher Xia Youjie. Did these two go out behind our backs and do something bad?" Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei yelled dissatisfied.

Fu Heihui, who was forcibly dragged over, sighed and stood aside helplessly.

"Yo, good afternoon."

The person who greeted him was an extremely strange white-haired man. After seeing the ID and blood on the man's head clearly, Uchiha's face showed horror.

As he stepped back, he couldn't control it, and took a screenshot with trembling hands and uploaded it to the world channel.

[World Channel] Uchiha Burying Love [Picture]

[World Channel] Dumb tape? ? ?

After the picture was successfully uploaded, the World Channel was almost flooded with question marks. Someone uploaded the picture to the forum, which was also a series of question marks.

[World Channel] Wait a minute, does this blood bar really exist? ? ?

[World Channel] Does the level of Mahou shochu really exist? ? ?

As we all know, for players, as long as there is a blood bar, the gods will kill you.

But it really doesn't include the red-named NC like Wujo Satoru on the opposite side, who also has bugs.

Gojo Satoru (has been blackened), although this id seems to make people feel speechless, but Uchiha Zunai looked at the long string of nines on the Gojo Satoru's blood bar, which could not be counted on his fingers, and fell silent.

Even Gojo Satoru's level is something that Uchiha Kanai has never seen before, level 99.