Dazai's Cross-World Help

After everyone's introduction, when it came to the last one, Ranpo, he saw that Ranpo was crushing the lollipop in his mouth, making the sound of the candy colliding with his teeth: "Well, it's officially started, right? "

"We've finished introducing ourselves, now it's your turn." The uncle on the side said.

"That's it, I'm Edogawa Ranpo." Ranpo casually threw the lollipop stick into the trash can not far away.

"Now that it's started, I'll just say the conclusion."

"You, you, you." Ranbu pointed at 10 people in a row.

He ignored the people with surprised expressions on the side, and said to himself: "All of you are actors invited by the organizer, and your script is responsible for interfering with us murderers."

"Ah!!!" Hearing Ranpo's words, Tsunayoshi Sawada was the first to explode in surprise. "Murderer?? Who? Who is the murderer?!"

The brown-haired boy looked around in panic, almost writing 300 taels of no silver here on his face.

Luanbu smiled. "Of course it's all of us."

The ten people who were pointed out looked at me and you, all of them showed blank faces.Even though they were all senior actors who got the script in advance, they were also disrupted by Luanbu's unconventional speech at the moment.

The castle hall fell into an extremely strange silence at this moment.

Only Kishibe Rohan's eyes lit up, ignoring everyone's gaze, sitting directly on the ground, took out a sketchbook and began to record inspiration.

The staff in the directing room were also stunned by Luanpo's words, which couldn't be said to be exactly the same as the script they arranged, it could only be said to have nothing to do with it.

The imagined effect of the show: a group of amateurs were frightened by the superb acting skills of the 10 actors and screamed. They all suspected that there were other murderers around, and began to suspect and doubt each other.

The reality of the program effect: one-sentence speed pass.

The editor who was editing the trailer video raised his head and looked at the director blankly.

How does this make him cut?Isn't this the finale?

Zi'an and five people in the screening room stretched out their hands to cover their eyes. Did Luanbu take the script in advance? ?Wouldn't the production team get angry and kick them out if they were so reckless in the past?

Throwing it out, isn't this just in the middle of the game!The five people in Zi'an understood that Luanbu must have guessed this level a long time ago, so they decided to act first!

All eyes were on the black-haired boy with squinting eyes standing in the corner.As if he didn't understand why no one spoke, the boy tilted his head a little cutely.

"Since there are no objections, can this episode end?" He said, turning around and walking towards the door.

"Wait, you keep saying that we are actors, what's the evidence?" A young woman was the first to react. She stopped Luanbu who had raised her hand and was about to open the door.

With his back turned to everyone's chaotic steps, he sighed.

"Isn't this obvious?" He turned around, and at this moment people noticed that the boy had opened his eyes that had been squinting.

The emerald green eyes were emotionless, sweeping over everyone little by little.

"Let's start with you." Ranbu said to the woman who questioned him.

"When I first came in, there was no unexpected emotion on your expression. Obviously, you had already mastered my information. Before we assembled, everyone's information was kept confidential, except for the insiders of the program group. Nobody else knows."

"Your shoes are clean, but there is dirt under the nails on your right hand. You never thought about it, shouldn't there be clothes and shoes that fit you here?"

"Anything else to ask?"

Under Luanbu's eyes that seemed to be able to analyze the soul, the young woman took a step back unnaturally, and the expression on her face became a little flustered.

"Then what do you say about the others?" She raised her head and asked Luanbu stubbornly.

It was like this again, Luanbu felt a little irritable, it was obviously a very simple question, but it made him feel like he was communicating with a kindergarten child.

"Because of eye contact." As if seeing the impatience of Chaobu, Kudo Shinichi on the side spoke.

"The eye contact between you is too frequent. You are in the same room with many strangers. Normal women should be like them." Kudo Shinichi pointed to a few girls who were obviously guarded.

"Your body movements are too relaxed. Generally, amateurs who are participating in this large-scale live variety show for the first time should not behave like this. I can't see more. These belong to the analysis of behavioral psychology and micro-expression psychology. Well, I don't know much about that."

After finishing speaking, Kudo Shinkan looked at Luanbu whose expression had eased significantly. "Mr. Edogawa, let you fill in the rest."

The boy named Edogawa Ranpo is definitely a rare genius. Did Kudo Shinichi really not find any flaws when he entered the castle?That must be impossible, but the intermittent details made it impossible for Kudo Shinichi to connect them together in a short time.

Obviously looks younger than him...

With the dream of becoming Sherlock Holmes in the Heisei era, Kudo Shinichi has his fighting spirit ignited at this moment!

Let him see what is the difference between the two of them!

The air, inexplicably, ignited.

In the director's room.

"Director, is it an emergency stop now?" The director looked at the show on the screen, which was too embarrassing to continue, and asked the director beside him.

"No." The director pushed his glasses. He had a vague premonition that the ratings of this reality show would explode because of this boy named Edogawa Ranpo.

All of them pressed the wrong treasure.Originally, they put their hopes in the famous detective, the boy introduced by Mr. Bao Lin, the recently famous high school student detective Kudo Shinichi, and the ever-popular horror cartoonist Kishibe Rohan.

No matter who these three people are, they are very explosive. Unfortunately, they did not expect that Edogawa Ranpo, who came out halfway, was the biggest dark horse.

"Continue to broadcast, and give Edogawa as much footage as possible!"

"You still have you." Ranpo, whom Kudo Shinichi regarded as an imaginary enemy, pointed at the two of them casually.

One was a woman with long curly hair, and the other was a boy in a wide hat.

"You are the leaders among these people. Your ears are covered. This is too obvious. You are wearing headphones, right? In order to make it easier for the director to contact you at any time to give orders to change the plot."

"The gentleman over there introduced himself as a chef. A normal chef will have occupational diseases on his shoulders and arms, and calluses on his hands from holding knives all year round. But you don't have any of them. There are traces of performance on your body." It’s really too heavy, you rarely cook, right?”

…………

Luanbu chattered endlessly, and everyone stared at him without blinking.

Only Kishibe Rohan, who was lying on the ground drawing manga, had a grim expression on his face, and the pen in his hand was rubbing against the paper at such a speed that it seemed as if sparks were about to be wiped out.

fantastic!

Kishibe Rohan didn't expect that this time, there would be such a big harvest.

As if feeling too bored, Luanbu yawned and leaned against the wall beside him.

"It's too fake. There are so many flaws, but you still pretend to be invisible and ask me what went wrong. I really don't understand. Your so-called plot is as simple as a middle school student's composition."

"When I just walked in, the gentleman who accidentally broke the cup will be the first person to die tonight in the script."

At this moment, this old castle is like a stage specially built for Luanbu, he is shining there, and everyone can't help but breathe lightly.

This is undoubtedly a wonderful reasoning, except that Ranbu often changes the topic in the middle of the talk, and there is a section that makes people scratch their heads and want to figure out the unfinished part.

But no one dared to disturb Ranbu's reasoning. They knew that they would never be able to keep up with this kind of genius thinking.

"Your script is a series of dead people. You choose one unlucky person to witness the scene, and then blame others. The first unlucky person selected by the director is that Mr. Rabbit." On the other side, Tsunayoshi Sawada was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

From the appearance alone, Sawada Tsunayoshi is definitely the most bullying one among this group of people. He is still a middle school student, with a handsome appearance and a good-natured appearance, but his personality is a little bluff.

"I...I??!" The brown-haired boy pointed at himself hesitantly, the expression on his face turned ashen, his whole body seemed to be crumbling, and he looked like he had suffered a major blow.

Sawada Tsunayoshi whispered. "Sure enough, I'm still too good-for-nothing. If I participate in the show, I will be regarded as the one who is the most bullied, ah... Reborn, I am not suitable for participating in variety shows, right?"

lost...

After listening to such a wonderful reasoning, Kudo Shinichi understood that he lost when he was still at the starting line, what a terrible talent this is.Those fogs covering the truth were easily exposed under the few words of Luanbu.

It even made Kudo Shinichi feel annoyed, why did he ignore such a simple and obvious thing?

However, Ranbu didn't seem to be able to feel it. Even from Ranbu's point of view, this kind of meticulous observation ability should be something that everyone should have.

Even if he is not as smart as him, he should still know the 'common sense' he speaks of.

Kudo Shinichi took a deep breath, trying to calm down his excitement. Some people's success will make people feel that you can do it if you work hard, while some people's success will be beyond compare.Luanbu belonged to the part of people who would be beyond the reach of others.

Sure enough, just like his father said, he was far from a real detective.

Just when everyone thought it was over.

"Ah, I almost forgot." Ranbu spoke suddenly as if he had just thought of it, and he shifted his gaze to the woman standing beside Luhan on the bank at some time.

It was the woman who questioned him in the first place. "You want to use this show to create an alibi for yourself and plant the gentleman you killed on someone else."

People followed Luanbu's eyes and looked at the woman.

After reducing the dimensionality and attacking general reasoning before Ranpo, they trust what Ranpo said.This is not petty theft, but murder.People backed away, trying to stay away from the women.

After her purpose was revealed, the woman did not panic as before. Under everyone's gaze, she brushed her hair back and calmly reached into her coat pocket and took out a pistol.

"So what?" She pulled the safety catch skillfully, pointed the gun at her side, Kishibe Rohan, who was still passionately drawing manga.

"Let me go, or I'll kill him now."

This sudden change made the atmosphere in the castle hall anxious, and Kishibe Rohan, who was being held at gunpoint, continued to immerse himself in painting as if he could not hear the threat from the woman.

This degree of professionalism makes everyone awe-inspiring. Sure enough, not everyone can become a super-popular manga artist.

"Calm down first." Of all the people present, the person who has the most experience in dealing with criminal suspects is probably Shinichi Kudo.

"No, no!" The woman ignored Kudo Shinichi, but stared at Ranpo with somewhat resentful eyes.

"You come too."

"Okay." Ranbu agreed without hesitation, without any expression of fear or fear on his face, and walked towards the woman with easy steps.

Seeing this, Zi'an and five people sitting in the screening room couldn't sit still, and rushed out directly. This is her employer, so nothing can happen, and she still expects Ranpo to lead her to overthrow Mori Ogai.

"and many more……"

Sawada Tsunayoshi and Kudo Shinichi sounded out to stop them at the same time.

"Do you want me to kill him?" Hearing someone stop her, the woman became impatient and aimed her gun at Kishibe Rohan's shoulder.

"boom--"

The gunshot made everyone unable to sit still.

"Why haven't the police arrived yet?" The director jumped anxiously, this program won't really be aborted, right?

The assistant looked at the time and said, "Director, our place is too remote. It will take about ten minutes for the police to arrive."

Director: "The medical kit is ready, will anyone give first aid? Go there and wait."

"Wait, director, Mr. Kishi seems to be fine." The assistant stopped the director who was about to rummage through the medicine box.

The shot missed.

The woman looked at the bullet marks on the carpet in disbelief. How could the bullet miss so close?

She continued to shoot Kishibe Rohan in disbelief, aiming at the head this time.

Gunshots, and the sound of flames igniting sounded at the same time.

Then there was a moment of dizziness, and the woman looked at the pistol that had melted for some reason with a blank face. Stick it on the ground.

That Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was considered by everyone to be an extremely bully, seemed to be a different person at this moment, his orange-red eyes were full of anger.

--what happened?

"Do you mean why you were subdued, or why I didn't hide, but your bullets couldn't hit me?" Kishibe Rohan, who finally finished drawing the manga, put away his notebook and looked at the woman with a kind expression.

"Why—" the woman asked inarticulately.

"Because I noticed you a long time ago, when you secretly buried the corpse in the garden." Kishibe Rohan patiently explained.

His ability - the gate of heaven, can turn a person into a book, and he can use this book to understand the whole experience of this person.At the same time, Kishibe Rohan can revise this book of life.

For example, Kishibe Rohan wrote in a woman's book, "Don't hurt Kishibe Rohan, forget the memories of these few minutes." 'This sentence.

This is the truth that women have no impression of Kishibe Rohan, but can't hurt him either.

In the end, the farce ended in a hurry after the police arrived.

Walking in the corridors of the old castle, I heard a few slight sounds of machines turning, and almost inaudible footsteps.

"Ciao, Edogawa Ranpo, you are very talented." A soft child's voice came into Ranpo's ears.

"Huh? You want to lure me into your family?" Without turning his head, Luanbu already guessed what the other party wanted to say, and he continued to walk forward without stopping.

"How about it, do you want to join?" the baby in a black suit and top hat asked looking at Luanbu's back.

Luanbu waved his hands without looking back.

"No, I've already joined an organization."

"Is the organization you're talking about a small organization in that small coastal town? Can an organization of that size really accommodate you?" Baby, no, Reborn doesn't mind the disorderly behavior at all, and just said in a flat tone Out of fact.

"Then just wait and see, how far the small organization in your mouth can do." Hearing Reborn's words, the chaotic steps paused, and still did not look back, they turned and left at the end of the corridor.

In the corridor, only Reborn stood there, looking at the direction in which Chaobu left with his dark eyes.

"It's finished!" The last episode still didn't affect the program group.

As far as they're concerned, it's just a matter of cutting out those last jarring bits.

I have to say that this episode is really short. The two editors edited it all in less than an hour. In the end, in order to make up for the time, the program team called all the people who participated in the show, and one of them made a supplementary filming of the episode. Links, and the psychological activities when being given a face by Luanbu.

The director watched the film and rubbed his hands. A new star in the reasoning world was born under his program!

"Does Mr. Edogawa have a company?"

"The one who came with him was his sister, who probably didn't sign with the company much." The assistant at the side flipped through the documents in his hand and replied.

When he heard that he didn't sign with the company, the director instantly became excited. In his opinion, this kid is very malleable, so it would be a pity not to sign the contract. "They haven't left yet?"

"Not yet, now in the reception room..." Rest.

Before the assistant could finish speaking, the director had already disappeared, leaving the assistant and other staff members to look at each other.

Ranpo is a god in this battle.

After entering the reception room, Luanbu began to pour water on himself crazily. He talked too much just now, and now his throat is dry and smoking!

"I want to eat potato chips, Kopeito, Daifuku!!" Luanbu slumped on the sofa, waving his arms in dissatisfaction.

"Hey, hey, Mr. Superstar Ranpo, let's go now?" Zian and the other five looked at the snacks on the fruit plate for the reception. There were some sugar-free foods in them. It might be no problem for ordinary artists to eat, but Ranpo, who is so addicted to sweets, hates him to death.

Just when Zi'an and the other five got up, she heard a knock on the door.

A girl in her early twenties stood timidly at the door, her face blushing. "That, I just heard Mr. Edogawa say that I want to eat potato chips. I just brought them today. If you don't mind, please use them."

After finishing speaking, she directly stuffed the potato chips in her hand to Zian and the other five, covered her face, and ran away without looking back.

The five members of Zi'an: ...

She checked the package of potato chips, and after making sure there was nothing wrong with it, she tore it open and handed it to Ranbu.

Before she could say anything, the knock on the door rang again.

This time it was an older man who came here.

"I heard that Mr. Edogawa wanted to eat Jinpingtang. Although there is no Jinpingtang, I brought this kind of fruit candy." The uncle said with a smile, and also did not wait for Zi'an's five people to refuse, and turned the bag of candies in his hand to the coffee table. Throw it, close the door and run.

Afterwards, it was as if something terrible had been turned on.

The staff of the program group knocked on the door one after another. Their purpose was very unified, which was to feed Luanbu with various snacks.

The five people in Zi'an who witnessed the whole process were greatly shocked.

Is this star power?

When she heard the knock on the door again, Zi'an and the other five were numb. When she opened the door, she knew without guessing that it was another fan that Luanbu had just circled. "Mr. Ranpo is full, how about some snacks for yourself?"

"I'm the director, and I want to talk to Mr. Edogawa about the future cooperation." The director hurried to the door said.

The eyes of Zi'an and the other five lit up, and she said excitedly, "It's a pleasure to meet you, I'm Mr. Ranpo's manager, if you need anything, just contact me."

At this moment, the five of Zi'an seemed to have seen the golden future of Luanbu!

"Broker?" The director looked suspiciously at Zi'an's 12-year-old appearance. "Are you Mr. Edogawa's younger sister?"

"No, it's the agent!" If I had known this game was so real, and would respond with different attitudes based on the data of the players' face pinching, Zi'an and five people would not pinch loli!

The director looked at Luanbu who was gnawing on potato chips aside.

Ranpo: "That's right, she is my manager."

After some chatting, the five members of Zi'an regretfully rejected the director. If they follow the director's vision, Luanbu will become a resident guest of this program after that, and even perform according to the script of the program group.

It wasn't what she wanted, and it wasn't what Ranbu wanted.

Two days later, the reality show "Who is the Murderer" was officially screened.

#The program group encountered the biggest Waterloo?

#Genius Boys fight to seal the gods.

#The gap between people.

#The new star in the reasoning world.

How delicious are the potato chips at #xxx?

#江DO川君 How many kinds of snacks did you eat in the lounge?

As soon as the show was broadcast, Edogawa Ranpo successfully became popular. There were very few features of this show, and almost most of them were interviews with other participants.

In the feature film, Ranpo's language is sharp, and everything can be easily deduced.

When the camera cuts to Luanbu in the tidbits, Luanbu is always gnawing on something.

Come on, isn't the baby-faced, silly, snack-loving genius boy super cool?

"Mr. Luanbu, I just received a call. A potato chip brand wants to endorse you!" After putting down the phone, Zian's five people turned to look at Luanbu.

At this time, Ranbu was playing with the glass beads in his hand: "Advocacy? What is that for? It sounds so boring."

The five people in Zi'an blinked: "The manufacturer said that if you are willing to endorse, you can eat their potato chips for free for the rest of your life!"

"When! Now?!" Luan Bu straightened up, his whole body refreshed.

High Dimensional Forum.

After watching the video of Luanbu participating in a variety show, everyone's mood was extremely complicated.

#Suggest changing the name of this variety show to "No Survival"

1st floor [landlord]

The configuration of this variety show is too scary, right?

How big is the backstage of the show?What kind of monsters and monsters are these invited?

Edogawa Ranpo, the ceiling of human IQ.

The leader of Italy's largest mafia.

The Grim Reaper elementary school student who is not yet an elementary school student.

Araki trumpet.

I'm sorry for this configuration.

13th floor

Good guy, you are the big villain, I just thought, just die one or two to be polite, you just want to destroy the group.

21th floor

This variety show reached the pinnacle of life at this moment.

34th floor

I found out that this is actually a series.

I don't know if you have noticed, the golden retriever loli who only appeared for two seconds in the tidbits.

Isn't that some Egyptian loli.

Let's go through the timeline. She first wanted to rescue Alice from Mori Ogai, and then sent Mr. Ranpo to debut.

To be honest, every step of her operation was beyond my expectation.

On the 44th floor, meter 4 is up to you, how much is it?

Among other things, at least this Luanbu can make his debut, which means that he is now a free man.

How about we try our best and abduct him to the port mafia.

56th floor

What, this Ranpo is wild?

Understood, let Mr. Dazai dig it up!

Port Mafia.

Agent A poked Agent B: "The boy Dazai-sama told us to find is Edogawa Ranpo, right?"

When they received the order, both of them thought that this was just an ordinary boy, but it was unexpected that no matter how they used the intelligence network, they could not find the boy named Edogawa Ranpo.

When intelligence agent B heard what intelligence agent A said, he guessed that intelligence agent A had already had news of disorderly steps: "Why, you have an informant that I don't know about?"

"Uh..." Agent A hesitated for two seconds, and called up the screenshot of the variety show "Who Is the Murderer" on the computer.

"Let's see if it is."

"Good guy, you are hiding something." Agent B patted Agent A on the shoulder.

"Tell me, where did you find him?"

Agent A had a complicated expression: "...To be honest, you can see him now when you turn on the TV."

Agent B who is busy looking for information every day and has no time to look at his phone:?

I'm busy every day 007 You kid actually have time to play with your phone?

Agent B took out his mobile phone, and the overwhelming news reports on it made him dizzy.

#新星——Edogawa Ranpo! ! !

#The genius boy who meets once in a thousand years!

…………

"Anyway, let's report to Lord Dazai first." Agent B said with a wooden face after a long silence.

After knocking on the door and entering the office, Agent B lowered his head and said respectfully. "Master Dazai, you let the boy we were looking for find you."

Hearing Agent B's words, Dazai raised his eyebrows in surprise and praised. "Not bad, where is he now?"

Agent B, who was rarely praised by Dazai, felt shy. He took out his phone, flipped to the saved variety show video, handed it to Dazai, and said eagerly, "Here."

Dazai took the phone with some doubts, and the moment he saw the screen clearly, a question mark appeared above his head slowly.