"Uh, it's a hidden rice ball, right? Can you be a little more careful when you use a fake name?" The interviewer of the personnel department looked at the name filled in the entry application form in his hand, fell silent for a moment, and sincerely asked the black-haired girl sitting opposite ask a question.

This is not the first time he has encountered someone who wrote a pseudonym in the application form and resume, or made up a resume.After all, there are still a lot of troubled teenagers with secondary illnesses. They think that being a mafia is cool and domineering, so they excitedly made up some pseudonyms like: Immortal Supreme Dragon Emperor, Black Wings, Seventh Heaven Demon King, etc. Come to join the port mafia, but without exception, all of them are framed out.

"...This is the real name." Fantuan once again sighed at the intelligence of the NPC in this game, and took out the driver's license that comes with the system and can prove his identity from his pocket.

After receiving the driver's license handed over by Fantuan, the interviewer looked at the name on it and fell silent again. How could parents give their children such names!This kind of name belongs to the point where anyone would think it's fake, right?

"Then Yinjun, why did you join the Port Mafia?"

Hidden rice balls, hidden surnames, anonymous rice balls.

While waiting for Fantuan's answer, the interviewer opened Fantuan's resume.

High-quality women who have received nine years of compulsory education, can read and write, can eat and wash dishes by themselves, and run home when it rains...

Whether it's a business empire, a hiring team, or the Eastern Autonomous Ancient Street, they have all worked part-time. They are good at undercover, proficient in assassination, and have also participated in church affairs. They have strong professional capabilities.

Interviewer: ...

Alright, it's another secondary illness.

"I have longed for the mafia since I was a child, and becoming a mafia is my lifelong dream."

It's too obvious to make up a lie!The interviewer looked at the black-haired girl whose eyes were obviously erratic. Sure enough, this kind of girl looked like a school girl who had just graduated, and she was here for excitement.

Just when he was about to drive people away, he saw the words at the bottom of the resume that the ability can be invisible.

Since it is a supernatural being...

Interviewer: "Can you show your abilities first?"

"That... I can only be invisible in the dark, and the conditions for my ability to activate are not met now." Fantuan replied in a low voice.

...It sounds like a rather useless ability.

"You go to the action team to report first." Let's try it out for two days, the interviewer thought, at least he is a supernatural person, but the name is a bit strange.

Still a normal person.

"next."

The interviewer picks up the next person's entry application.

"Uchiha buried love, right?" He looked up at the purple-haired young man who walked in swaggeringly, um...he seemed to be a fan of subculture.

He flipped through the resume on the side.

It used to be a well-known big family in China, until one day it offended the official organization and was wiped out overnight. Now only he and two brothers are still alive in the family.

A shadow-level ninja who participated in the Fourth Ninja World War.

At the bottom, whether there is a special ability or not, it says: know ninjutsu.

Why is it another secondary disease?It's all ages, but also ninjas?

Although he had already judged his disqualification in his heart, the interviewer still dutifully asked: "What is your purpose of joining the port mafia?"

"In order to become a social person." Uchiha Kanai, who had never thought that there would be someone who would not pass this statement, stood up and gave the interviewer a hand-waving dance on the spot.

While shaking his head, Uchiha's funeral also casually said a social quotation: "The tattoo on the body of Guan Gong, applause to the people of the society!"

Interviewer:?

"You may not be suitable for the company's development philosophy." He smiled and said the words of rejection tactfully.

Uchiha buried love who didn't understand the situation: "Is it because you don't like this part? I will do other things. How do you see the laser rain?"

The unbearable interviewer picked up the walkie-talkie: "Come in, take him away."

"Wait! I really want to join the port mafia!!!" Uchiha's funeral finally realized that something was wrong, and was dragged further and further away under the pressure of two uncles wearing sunglasses.

Seeing the figure of Uchiha's funeral leaving, the interviewer breathed a sigh of relief, and put the information files of Uchiha's funeral on the unqualified stack.

"next."

This time it was Mary who came in. The interviewer was stunned for a second when he saw Mary's colorful black hair, and then remembered that this was a conjurer that the boss had specially instructed to pay special attention to.

"Mary Mengdie Zixue Menglei Shang, right? Why did you join the Port Mafia?" Although the boss meant to let her join directly, there was still a process to go through.

The interviewer flips through Mary's resume.

Has saved humanity, participated in several Holy Grail Wars, the last master of Chaldea, and protected Heian-kyo more than once.

Why are there so many secondary illnesses today?

The interviewer made up his mind that no matter what the other party said, he would pass it with a smile.

What is the purpose of joining the port mafia?Of course it was for Osamu Dazai, but reason prevented Mary from blurting out violent words.

"Well... If I don't join the port mafia, my appearance, my figure, my social etiquette, as well as my good moral character, good character, and even my soul will be destroyed."

The interviewer covered his face and said with a difficult tone, "Okay, you can report to Black Lizard."

When Mary left, the interviewer let out a sigh of relief, hoping that the next person would be normal.

"next."

Looking at the muscular man who walked in, the interviewer was very satisfied. He looked like a trainee. He nodded secretly and took out the other party's application form.

"Fat...fatty Zaemon?" A pig with a knife flashed in his mind, and the interviewer opened his resume again.

A member of the Kasukabe Defense Team, he once teamed up with the dynamic superman to defeat the devil who invaded the earth, destroyed the plan of the evil organization in the kingdom of ignorance, and joined hands with the space-time patrol to save the earth...

Is this person assuming that he has never watched "Wax ○ Shin-chan"? ! !

This is a direct copy of Xiaoxin's theatrical version, without any changes!Usui-sensei will cry when he sees it, right? !

"It's me, it's me." Before Lao Baigan could say anything, he saw the interviewer on the opposite side pick up the walkie-talkie.

"Two people came, and someone came to pick things up."

As soon as the words were finished, the side door opened, and two strong black men wearing glasses walked in, grabbed Lao Baigan and dragged him out of the door without any explanation.

"Ah, wait!! I'm not, I was wronged!!" Lao Baigan was at a loss, he hadn't introduced himself yet, why did he just get out of the game?

Isn't that what the script said? ? ?

[Hahahaha, this game has never let me down. ]

[The strong man locks men, the left and right are men]

[Male on top of man, advance and retreat two men]

Hey, hey, you people, don't just laugh at me!Why on earth did I just get kicked out! ! !

Lao Baigan, who was thrown out, and Uchiha Zanai, who was also thrown out, looked at each other in blank dismay.

[World Famous Paintings: Difficult Brothers]

The interviewer rubbed his temples. Fortunately, there is only the last one left. I hope the last one is a normal person.

"next."

This time it was a very cute blonde loli who walked in.

Are you too young?

However, it is said that the leader seems to like this little girl very much.

"Miss Zi'an, why did you join the port mafia?" The interviewer sat upright, looking down at the little girl's resume.

The successor of the dark will, can use the computer to control the excavator to cook, can smoke five cigarettes at a time, can do all kinds of JOJO, and can comb the perfect steak head...

The lowest ability column: You can hit people with a steamroller.

The interviewer closed his eyes tiredly, the organization doesn't have so many steamrollers for you to hit people with.

Why is the little girl in the second grade at such a young age?

"I've had a dream of gold since I was a child." The five of Zian held down the hem of their clothes with one hand, and grabbed the clothes on their chest with the other. Her long golden hair fluttered slightly in the windless room. She said firmly, "That is to become Yangko star!"

...What the hell is a rogue superstar? !

The interviewer felt tired. Compared with this, the first hidden rice ball seemed much more ordinary.

Why is it that today's secondary illnesses are all gathered in the port mafia?

"Our port mafia does not recruit minors." The interviewer gave the perfect reason for rejection.

Zi'an five people: "My resume says that I am 121 years old."

"...Okay, 12, right? You can come back when you're an adult."

Looking at the interviewer's expression that no matter what you say, it is impossible to let you pass, Zi'an and five people sighed.

This is to die before leaving the teacher.

She walked out of the house regretfully, but this also showed that the bottom-level employees of the Port Mafia were still normal people, and only the perverted leader was a hateful lolicon!

Then we can only save the country with curves, and think of other ways to help Mr. Dazai bring down the hateful Mr. Mori.

"Ah—?" Just as the five of Zi'an were meditating and walking outside, she heard a childish female voice.

Zi'an and the others looked at the little girl who was speaking. The little girl was wearing a red dress and was staring straight at her with her bright blue eyes.

"Are you an employee here?" The little girl tilted her head, her golden curly hair swept across her side face, she hid her hands behind her back, and smiled brightly at her.

The five of Zi'an were stunned for a moment, how could there be a child of this age here?

"Did it scare you?" Seeing Zian's five people in a daze, the little girl came over and asked with concern.

"No, no." The girl's unique soft tone, and the close-range beauty crit made the five of Zian'an's brains crash.

There is such a cute modeling loli in this game!

"My name is Alice." Alice, who was already very close, stretched out her hand to Zi'an and the others, with a sweet smile on her face.

It really explains what a girl is made of sugar and spices.

At this moment, the five of Zi'an wished they could sprint for [-] meters while hugging Alice.

I declare that from now on, she will be my daughter!

Alice is so cute!She reached out to me, she wants to stick with me!

"My name is Zi'an Wuren." Although they had become screaming chickens in their hearts, on the surface Zi'an Wuren still tried hard to hold their expressions, and stretched out their hands restrainedly.

Don't scare the cutie! ! !

However, before the hands of the five people in Zi'an touched Alice, she heard shouts from afar.

"Alice-chan—how did you get there?"

Alice turned her head when she heard the voice, and put her hands on her hips angrily: "It's all Rin Taro, you are too slow!"

The moment Alice turned around, the golden curly hair swept over the half-outstretched hands of Zian'an and the others.

If she reached out her hand earlier, would she be able to hold hands with Alice sauce successfully?

Damn! ! !

who is it?Who is this smelly man named Lin Taro?She remembered him, she must tear this man into pieces!

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