The salted fish boss was forced to bind the rich system

On the fifth day, there were two umbrellas in the backpack, which were used for rain or shine, and were originally intended to shade the sun.As a result, Lu Huaizhou ran too much, he had to drag his luggage with both hands, and the umbrella was useless at all.

This time he got lost anyway, so Lu Huaizhou squatted down on the spot, picked up a stick to draw a circle, and on the fifth day, he finally had a chance to take the umbrella out of the bag and put it behind Lu Huaizhou.

From a distance, it looks like a big mushroom that grows vigorously after the rain.

Lu Huaizhou no longer cared about what he was doing on the fifth day. Anyway, he was soaked in the moment it rained just now, so it didn't matter whether he took an umbrella or not.

The fifth day was better than his situation. It may be that he happened to be standing under a big tree when the rain fell. Most of the rain was covered, and his clothes were half wet and half dry.

Compared with the two, Lu Huaizhou felt even more aggrieved.

His fantasy trip to Europe was not like this.

On the fifth day, I wanted to comfort Lu Huaizhou, but I didn't know what to say.My boss is a man in his 20s, and he always looks like a child, which makes him feel a little tired from time to time.

After Lu Huaizhou picked out a fifth ring on the ground, he noticed unusual movements in the distance of the forest on the fifth day.

He stared vigilantly at the trembling branches and leaves, bent down and poked Lu Huaizhou twice, telling him that something seemed to be coming.

Lu Huaizhou only twitched his nose twice, looking up in no mood.

Until the man came to them, his nerves were tense on the fifth day. He vaguely felt that this man would not hurt them, otherwise Lu Huaizhou would have taken him away long ago, but this strangely dressed man still made him unable to relax.

On the fifth day, I looked at the tall man in front of me through the rain curtain. His human features were not obvious, but he was not very demon-like either.

He wore the skull of an unknown animal on his head, just like ordinary people wearing hats, and pulled out his already tall height.A long green peacock feather was pinned to the left ear, and a long string of pearls hung from the earring on the right. On the fifth day, he wondered whose necklace he was wearing on his ear.

The eyes are green like cat's eyes, the complexion is dark, and the mouth is very big, and it is chewing something.

This person is dressed in a strange way, and the clothes he wears are also very different.

He was wearing a very small dark green waistcoat on his upper body, which didn't look like his clothes.If you don't distinguish carefully, you can't tell that it is a vest. It just has two holes cut out where there should be sleeves. Besides, it hardly covers any part of the man's body, almost like being shirtless.

The lower body is a pair of loose brown trousers, the trousers are tied up, looking from a distance, it looks a bit like the trunks of two trees.

On the fifth day, he also noticed that his footsteps were heavy, and every step he took left a heavy beast-like footprint on the soft ground.

Since he doesn't wear shoes, it can be seen that his footprints are the same as those of human beings, just bigger.If any hunter came to the forest, he might think that there were ancient giants here.

On the fifth day, I began to mutter in my heart, is this big guy a human or a demon?Maybe it's the same as cocklebur, the monster that manages this forest?

The man got closer and closer. On the fifth day, the hand holding the umbrella and the arms were tense, but the man didn't pay attention to him at all, but squatted down with some difficulty, trying to maintain the same height as Lu Huaizhou in the rain , showed an ugly smile, and greeted Lu Huaizhou: "Yo, you've counted."

Lu Huaizhou was in an extremely bad mood, and he didn't give the hospitable host who came to welcome them any good looks. He even picked his ears: "Speak softly, Heros." Lu Huaizhou's voice was weak, which clearly showed his current state of mind. Feeling.

On the opposite side, Heros was in a great mood, and he didn't care about Lu Huaizhou's attitude: "Hey, okay." He responded very frankly, but when he opened his mouth, his voice was still deafening.

Finally, Lu Huaizhou stopped squatting on the ground and drawing circles, but walked to Wutian and took out a box of earplugs from his backpack.I put on two myself, took two for the fifth day, and told him it was to protect the eardrums.

The eardrums were protected, but it was suddenly difficult to communicate between Lu Huaizhou and Fifth Day.The earplugs worked surprisingly well. They could only see each other's lips moving, but couldn't hear what the other was saying. Later, the two gave up communicating altogether.

Heros turned around and led the way, and Lu Huaizhou followed slowly. The two of them didn't think anything was wrong, except that the umbrella in their hand was almost thrown out on the fifth day.

On the back of Heros's waist that couldn't be covered by the little vest, there was a face that didn't say anything, and even gave him a wink.

On the fifth day, he hurriedly cast a look at Lu Huaizhou for help. He couldn't be the only one who could see such a weird scene, right?

Lu Huaizhou quickly understood what was going on: "Lottie, don't seduce my assistant."

The face on the back of Heros stuck out his tongue mischievously, and then disappeared, but Heros himself seemed to know nothing.

Before the fifth day came, he deliberately studied the information about the nightmare-eating nightmare, because there was no Heros in the information that could be collected. He thought that since they were all monsters that feed on dreams, they should be similar.It was only after this meeting that I realized that the difference was not even a star.

Heros's figure is not round and cute like the nightmare-eating tapir, but a very majestic male image, with eight-pack abs and a lot of muscles, and his words make people's eardrums hurt.What's even more frightening is that he still has a face on his lower back!

This is nothing like the Heros imagined on the fifth day. Could it be that the monsters in the west are more rough?

The rain is still falling, and the rain has no intention of weakening. The ground is getting more and more muddy. Lu Huaizhou and Wutian have one foot deep and one foot shallow. After walking for 10 minutes, they finally passed through the foggy forest, and the rain was left behind. After entering the forest, the oncoming wind was dry and clean, as if it could sweep away all the previous dullness.

The wind here is slightly cool, and Lu Huaizhou's clothes are wet, making him shiver.

Not far away stands a huge modern building, and its resplendent and resplendent exterior walls all show its luxury. It can be predicted that the interior must be no less than a five-star hotel.

"Please come in." Heros's huge voice can still be heard clearly through the earplugs, and the volume is appropriate.

After entering the magnificent hall, Heros led them to a room on the first floor, gave them a key, and told them that there will be a small dinner in the restaurant on the second floor later, and the meals are free. It is recommended They go.

Until then, they can change clothes and take a break.

After speaking, he didn't enter the room, but left directly.

On the fifth day, he seemed to be walking in the direction of the elevator.

When he came back and closed the door, Lu Huaizhou was no longer in the room, and the sound of water came from the bathroom.

On the fifth day, I slowly dug out a change of clothes from the box, and walked to another shower room with my arms in my arms.

The room that Helos prepared for them was a sea view room with two bedrooms and one living room. Each bedroom has its own bathroom. The door on the other side of the living room is opened to a terrace. Walking down the terrace is the beach. When the tide is high, the waves are close to in sight.

Lu Huaizhou came out soon, lay down on the sofa, and turned on the air conditioner.

Since the beginning of summer this year, he has hardly turned on the air conditioner.Xiaotian's dead crow, only when it thinks it's too hot outside and is willing to stay indoors, can Lu Huaizhou close the window and enjoy the summer air-conditioning for a while.

The only advantage is the sharp drop in electricity bills, and the downside is the sharp increase in water bills - there is no way, Lu Huaizhou is so hot that he can't wait to soak in the water all day long.

He had been coveting the cold air from the can of snow girl on the fifth day for a long time, and while he was still taking a shower on the fifth day, he put the cold air on his face and rolled it around, feeling extremely refreshed.

After coming out on the fifth day, seeing Lu Huaizhou's "dangerous operation", he took the jar away and put it away without saying a word: "Prolonged close contact will cause frostbite."

"Stingy." Lu Huaizhou whispered to the fifth day's back.

The TV in the living room was on, playing something no one could understand.On the fifth day, he thought that Lu Huaizhou couldn't understand as well as himself, but found that he was lying on his side on the sofa, with his head propped on one hand, watching with relish.

"You understand French?"

Lu Huaizhou didn't answer, pulled out something from the ear, and threw it to the fifth day: "Heros's gift, a goblin, try putting it on the ear."

On the fifth day, he caught it accurately, spread his palms, and there was a light yellow little guy lying on it, flapping its wings, tilting its head and looking at him.He put it on his ear as Lu Huaizhou said, and suddenly he could understand the strange language on TV.

The surprised expression on his face expressed his heart, and Lu Huaizhou sat up and explained to him: "Language fairies can not only translate human languages, but also allow you to understand the languages ​​of those demons who can't speak human languages, and even animals. "

"Will we meet many people and demons?" Fifth Tian asked suspiciously.Aren't they here on vacation?Lu Huaizhou was also very excited about it.

As soon as Lu Huaizhou changed his expectations before departure, he seemed to calm down all of a sudden, and his words still disliked the simple meaning of the fifth day: "Heros just looks a little dumb, it's not really being taken advantage of, why would you spend money to invite me here?" On vacation."

On the fifth day, I secretly slandered: You still know?

No matter how much he complained in his heart, he should not directly contradict his boss. This was the first skill he learned during his part-time job on the fifth day, so he still asked in a good-tempered manner, "That big guy is Heros, right? What does he want us to do?"

"He didn't say it," Lu Huaizhou's face flashed shrewdness and calculation for a moment. He was lazy most of the time, and every time he showed this expression, it meant that someone was going to be unlucky. "He definitely didn't dare to say it. That means it’s a big deal, and if it’s a big deal, it’s very profitable.”

On the fifth day, I felt that I should have expected that Lu Huaizhou was not so happy because he was going on vacation that he almost forgot who he was.

What can make Lu Huaizhou excited is not only making money, but cheating people.

Looking at it now, maybe he can have it both ways on this trip to Nice.

On the fifth day, watching Lu Huaizhou turn into a fairy with a language out of nowhere, and remembering the winking eyes thrown at him, a chill ran down his back: "What is the position of Heros's lower back?"

Lu Huaizhou raised the corners of his lips, as if thinking of something pleasant: "It's nothing, that's Lottie. The mess between them dates back to 30 years ago, before I was even born."

The author has something to say:

Lu Huaizhou: What's wrong with me?My face hurts and my arms hurt too!

Day [-]: Sunburned.

Lu Huaizhou: Why?I obviously brought sunscreen!

Day [-]: You took it, but you didn't apply it.