Boyfriend Development Program

John didn't want to recall what a chaotic day it was.

The confrontation between mary and seamus (excuse his choice of words).Things have to start with Mary's visit.

"John, there is a girl named Mary looking for you outside."

Mrs. Hudson came in like a whirlwind, and the water in the water glass in his hand was about to spill out due to the large movement. John caught it quickly with his eyes and hands, preventing an imminent flood, and also successfully diverted Seamus's sharp eyes that he dared not look directly at the moment before.He secretly condemned his own weakness, and was about to make another deep denunciation, when the little old lady's words shocked him: "youngman! Is that girl your girlfriend? Sherlock just left Many months, if he knew..."

"Mrs. Hudson, how many times have I told you that Sherlock and I are not a couple!" John rubbed his face that was about to become stiff, and once again turned to the old man who had tirelessly pulled him and his good roommate together with a headache. Mrs. explained.Not wanting to dwell too much on this topic, he shifted the question, "Mary is still downstairs now?"

"Oh John, you and Sherlock, it's really nothing." Mrs. Hudson curled his lips, ignoring the other party's words again, "But you're right, he already... finds a girlfriend. As for the lady, I I think she has probably come up already. Hurry up, I will take care of Seamus, don't keep her waiting." As she spoke, the little old lady nimbly snatched the water glass from John's hand, and took the antipyretic medicine towards The curly-haired boy walked over, still humming sentences like "Young people nowadays", which made John a little dumbfounded for a while.

Subconsciously, he glanced at Seamus again: the boy just looked at him quietly, his light green eyes were indifferent and steady, and he looked away the second he received his gaze. John clearly saw the corners of Seamus' lips slightly curved: a mocking arc.Covering the expressionless pale cheeks, he looked very much like that person.

— as if he and Sherlock were really a couple!

For a moment, sudden anger filled the chest of the little man.He shifted his weight between his legs a few times, clenched and loosened his fists, and finally suppressed the anger in his heart, showing a smile.There is a faint sadness in the calm.Then, he strode out.

"Mary?" Soon, John saw his girlfriend standing in the living room, her face didn't have the slight embarrassment of a strange situation, but a rather decent smile on her face, "Why are you here?" gone?"

"Here, what you left in the restaurant." Mary smiled, and handed the folder in her hand to John, "I guess it should be something important, so I brought it to you."

John's eyes fell on the folder all of a sudden, he was stunned for a moment, as if he remembered something, he quickly took it. "Ah, it's some work materials." He smiled apologetically, "I forgot in a hurry. I'm sorry to ask you to make a special trip."

"You're still so polite to me?" Mary pursed her lips into a smile, and there was some reproach in her eyes.

"Uh...anyway..." John was holding the folder and was about to say something when a slightly hoarse voice suddenly came from behind: "This is your girlfriend Mary? John?"

...is seamus!

John turned around in astonishment, and found that the curly-haired boy was wrapped in a quilt, standing behind him expressionlessly.And Mrs. Hudson was busy helping the boy pull the quilt, while still talking about her carpet.He looked at the quilt dragged on the floor with some amusement, and his first reaction was to be touched by seamus like this, the quilt cover must be dirty, right?Soon, he realized that he shouldn't be laughing at this moment.So he held back a smile and tightened his face, and sharply accused the boy who almost buried his face in the quilt, only showing a long face: "Seamus, why did you get out of bed!"

"I have the ability to recognize my behavior, John!" Seamus raised his eyebrows and said to the little man angrily.It's just that the boy's current form—wrapped in a quilt all over his body, with a trace of sickness in his blushing cheeks—obviously doesn't have any deterrent effect.Obviously, the boy sensed this conclusion from John's face very quickly, he muttered something in a low voice, and finally decided to use verbal deterrence: "Put away those ridiculous thoughts of yours! It's sannoying (it's noisy)!"

John choked, he finally realized what Anderson had been thinking all along.

"So, seamus?" Mary squatted down, smiled and wanted to touch the boy's curly hair, but froze in place when she was about to touch the boy's curly hair——seamus took a step back with disgust, avoiding her touch .She withdrew her hand in embarrassment, but the smile on her face remained unchanged, "I heard from John that you are sick? Have you taken your medicine?"

"I'm fine." Seamus hesitated for a moment, but still nodded.He turned to the little man who had been looking at them helplessly, "John, you gave me a new understanding of the aesthetics of the residents of 221b." After speaking, he nodded arrogantly at the two of them, and then Wrapped in a quilt, he calmly walked towards his bedroom, like a proud cat patrolling its territory.

"Has he always been like this?" Mary couldn't keep the smile on her face.

"Cough, Mary, I'm sorry." John coughed shortly, and turned sideways in embarrassment, "Seamus didn't...cough, that's what he meant. He just...forget it, it's not important. Do you want to come in and sit?"

After hearing his explanation, Mary's complexion improved a bit, and she regained her previous grace: "Okay."

On the other side, the bedroom door was slammed shut with a "bang".The sound shocked both of them for a moment, and John quickly came back to his senses, and the peace in his heart was broken again: Seamus, this brat!Looking back, he was a little sad to find that Mary looked at him almost meaningfully.

"Would you like something to drink?" John smiled awkwardly, and asked calmly, "Tea? Coffee?"

Mary pretended not to see the embarrassment of the other party, and smiled: "If there is black tea."

Before he finished speaking, he nodded hurriedly, and John walked towards the kitchen.No matter how you look at his back, there is a feeling of fleeing in distress.

...

That day, Mary only stayed for a while, drank a cup of tea and left in a hurry.He was too embarrassed to keep her, especially after another holmes in 221b used the "holmes nirvana". ——Although he really didn't have the heart to entertain her.

After mary left, he had an exchange with seamus about the brief conflict.The transcript of the conversation is as follows -

"seamus, whatthehellareyoudoing (what the hell are you doing)!" As soon as he opened the door, John found the curly-haired boy lying on the bed in a "big" shape. The quilt covering him slipped to the ground at some point, and the boy just Staring blankly at the ceiling, "Do you know that you are seriously ill now!"

"bored." Seamus whispered from the bottom of his throat.

"What (what)?!" John picked up the quilt and put it on the boy's body suddenly, and shouted loudly as if he couldn't believe it. Seamus condescended to look up at John, pulled the quilt over himself, and yelled back: "bored!" The next second, the boy turned his back to John, wrapped the quilt tightly, and continued to fight After yelling, Fu curled up into a ball angrily again: "Sobored (bored to death)!"

"So you're going to vent your anger on Mary?" Some words, as if they had been rehearsed, blurted out instantly with a sense of familiarity.

"So what?" Seamus made a muffled voice as he curled up.

"She's my girlfriend!" John felt that he had to defend Mary.

"Chi——." Hearing this, Seamus turned around, glanced at John quickly, and then turned back abruptly.

The boy wrapped some quilts tighter.

"I said Seamus, please be gentle next time and be a polite child." John was still talking, "OK?"

This time, the curly-haired boy didn't react at all, but curled up tightly under the quilt with his eyes closed—obviously, he didn't want to talk anymore.He ignored John.And John, after trembling his lips violently for a few times, he sighed at the familiar furry head, but finally he couldn't really get angry.He pursed his lips, showing a hesitant expression, without uttering any syllables.

As a result, this one-sided conversation was declared bankrupt under the "non-violent non-cooperation" of the curly-haired boy.

And it wasn't until a while after the conversation ended that John belatedly realized why he felt this conversation was so familiar: he had a similar conversation with Sherlock before!At that time, his good roommate was devastated by the "business shrinkage" of the entire criminal world, and shot the wall with a gun to vent his anger until Jimmoriarty's appearance. ——Yes, at that time, he and Sherlock also had such a conversation!

— Oh Jesus!

Realizing this, John's face was mixed with sadness and joy.

...

After the illness incident, Seamus didn't restrain himself at all, but intensified it even more. ——Later, John found out that the reason why the boy had a fever in summer that day was because the boy soaked in ice cubes for more than half an hour (when the ice melted, he went to the refrigerator to get more).As for the reason, experiment, there is no doubt.Specifically, it is to test the human body's ability to adapt to the mutant environment.

"Fuck the experiment!" The little man couldn't help but swear on the spot.

Explosions, poisonous food, armed drills... John has to admit: Seamusholmes is really good at pretending!

After more than a week of fear, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, and made up his mind to talk to some British government about this fucking life and ideals.