[Football] The strongest man is already in the lineup

We have no way of knowing.

After 90 minutes, referee Anthony Taylor blew the end-of-game whistle, and he didn't even add time - what else could stoppage time, and the kick went on, just to let Chelsea start a bigger game massacre.

The score of 4:1 is enough for most people to have a good weekend. Chelsea have been struggling this season, but the four-goal victory simply made them overjoyed.No Blues fan had the idea of ​​a four-goal victory before the start of the game. It was really frightening that their team played too much.

Reporters poured into the press conference hall, waiting for the press conference to start.

One thing that cannot be ignored in this game is that Mourinho was sent to the stands, which is big news.At that time, the quarrel between Mourinho and the referee Anthony Taylor on the sidelines of the court is vivid, and I have to guess why Taylor sent the madman to the stands.

Also, will there be additional bans?

Judging from the previous situation, the Football Association will impose additional punishments on those coaches who behave improperly towards referees, such as suspensions and fines.

But Chelsea's opponent in the next round is Manchester City!

The strong dialogue in the eyes of the fans, the Blue Army and the Blue Moon, the latter just fired Mancini this season, and put the "engineer" Pellegrini on the coaching bench - the latter was in Real Madrid that year. At that time, it was precisely because Florentino was eager to bring Mourinho as the coach that he was kicked out!

It can be said that old and new hatreds are intertwined. At this time, you said that Mourinho might be suspended?

What a joke!

Mourinho showed his face at the press conference with a cold face, and left with a cold face before the reporters had taken enough photos.The whole body exudes a strong "strangers do not enter" aura, which made the reporters dumbfounded.

Yes, of course they know that madmen are arrogant. They always know that Mourinho has a little "non-violent non-cooperation and no cooperation even if you are violent" temper towards reporters. They always know that madmen don't like reporters very much.But what is going on now?

He didn't say a word, just sat there for a while - didn't even know if the bench was hot, so he ran away? !

Dare to tease us?

Many reporters gritted their white teeth at this moment, wishing they could catch the madman who was so cool that only his back was left for them, and then they caught him back and stuffed the microphone into his mouth so that he could obediently answer their questions.They are the uncrowned kings, okay?The uncrowned king, do you know what the uncrowned king is?It is to use a three-inch tongue, say black into white, and white into black, take out what the coaches and players say, and then wait for the sales to increase.

But Mourinho ignored them!Aren't you afraid that they will get angry and write scribbles?

Looking back and thinking about it, er... the madman is really not afraid of their random writing, he has long been used to it.The Premier League, Serie A, and La Liga have all mixed together, and I am no longer afraid of their style.

As a result, everyone looked downcast. At this time, the assistant coach Holland, who sang a bad face, apologized and helped the madman clean up the mess by the way—you get used to it.

The reason Holland explained was barely acceptable to the reporters: Mourinho was furious because he thought that the referee Anthony Taylor was not particularly fair for the players on both sides.Cardiff City's players wereted no time and received no penalty, while Chelsea's right-back Ivanovic received a warning just because he was two seconds late for a throw-in penalty on the touchline - what logic!Is it right to treat two teams with different standards on the same issue?It's unbearable!

Reporter: ...Madman, you can actually tell the truth tactfully, why bother arguing with the referee.

赛后10月21日，英足总官方通告穆里尼奥要在10月24日下午6时之前作出回应，他们起诉了穆里尼奥。

Many Chelsea players: ... a bunch of big jokes.

But in view of the fact that the FA has done such funny things not once or twice, everyone has an attitude of watching jokes-although it would be great if the protagonists are not them, Chelsea is always the FA funny story The background board inside cannot be wiped off.

Before that, they will also usher in the Champions League match against Schalke 04 in the middle of the week, which is the second day of the hearing proposed by the FA.Everyone in the club didn't take it seriously when they saw Uncle Psy talking and laughing, but when they arrived at the scene in Germany, uh...

Countless reporters rushed to the press conference site one after another like sharks smelling blood.Sure enough, the madman bombarded Cardiff City's opponents.

"They spend an average of 21.5 seconds per dead ball, which is almost half a minute. Who wants to have half a minute every time the game is suspended? Fans pay to watch 90 minutes of the game, not to see their timeout of……"

The reporters were sweating wildly, and the players watching the live broadcast below the stadium were overwhelming--Uncle Psy, do you even count this clearly! 21.5 seconds, accurate to one decimal place!

"If I were a fan who bought tickets, I would definitely be worried about their actions... paid the price of a game, but only saw 50, 60 minutes of the game, the value did not match what I paid..."

The reporters continued to wipe away their sweat. From 90 minutes to 60 minutes, there was at least a gap of three or ten minutes... Even the value and everything came out. It seems that the madman is very angry!

The witty reporters thought for a while and decided to bring the topic up to Eto'o, about the goal he stole from Cardiff goalkeeper Marshall.

It was quite controversial at the time. Some people thought that Eto'o's behavior was a foul in that situation, but there were also other people who thought that Eto'o's actions were not wrong.Just like the referee Anthony Taylor on duty, the goal awarded is valid.

In front of the reporters who thought they were witty, the madman praised the witty forward: "His approach is very smart and does not violate the rules... Well, my son may become a professional goalkeeper in the future. Every time I go home , I will tell him, don’t do this kind of thing.”

In an instant, the hall burst into laughter. Is this how the madman educated his son?At this time, many reporters remembered that Jose Jr. was a goalkeeper, and then thought of Marshall's tragic situation and Petr Cech who had been cheated before...

In an instant, the reporters understood Mourinho's thoughts, mentioned a lot of off-court tidbits, and finally turned to the match against Schalke 04.

The most recent match between Chelsea and Schalke 04 dates back to the 2007-2008 season, which was also the Champions League group stage.At that time, Chelsea had the advantage of one win and one draw-but the coach was not Mourinho. He left Chelsea before that, and the coach at the time was the Israeli Grant.Therefore, Mourinho is also the first time taking Chelsea to play against Schalke 04.Both sides have achieved three consecutive victories before this, which is considered a good momentum.

In the Chelsea team, Ashley Cole unfortunately suffered another injury during the pre-match training. He could not even make the squad and could only watch the game from the stands with the team.Mourinho continued to use Dong Qiudi and Ivanovic as left and right full backs, Terry and Cahill formed a central defender, and Hazard, Schurrle and Oscar lined up on the offensive line in the frontcourt , with Torres acting as a single arrow.

Chelsea's away record in Germany is generally frightening, so when we went to Schalke, everyone also received Mourinho's warning.Although the state of Schalke 04 is not very good this season, and the absence of Huntelaar and Farfan has reduced their attack power, but they still cannot be taken lightly.

As a result, the game went smoothly beyond everyone's imagination. Chelsea scored a goal just 5 minutes into the game.At that time, Hazard broke through and dribbled the ball in the front court and was kicked out of the baseline by the opponent. They won a corner kick.After Lampard took a corner kick on the left, Dong Qiudi passed the ball to the back point with a header. After the ball landed, it bounced right to Torres on the right side of the penalty area. At this moment, the Spanish striker was unguarded, so he made it overnight. Jump to the top and head the ball into the goal.

1: 0!

Perfect start!Just 5 minutes away to lead!

Everyone likes this opening, but the surprise is yet to come.

Relying on Torres' goal in the first half, they maintained a one-goal advantage and temporarily took the lead at home in Schalke 04.After the start of the second half, Hazard once stole the ball in the backcourt, and Chelsea immediately played a wave of quick counterattacks.The high-speed forward players instantly formed a three-on-one situation in the frontcourt.Oscar, who was nimble at his feet, got rid of Jones by his own feint, fell to the ground and swept the ball to Torres in the middle.Torres, who was in the penalty area, stopped the ball and dunked Schalke goalkeeper Hildebrand and pushed the ball into the empty goal.

2: 0!

Torres scored twice, God!The fans, reporters, and commentators were going crazy. They rubbed their eyes and couldn't believe what they saw, but the facts were so clear. Torres scored two goals and Chelsea are now leading 2-0.

How long has Spain's golden boy been in decline?How long has it been since he has seen such a dazzling performance?

Since coming to Chelsea, there have been injuries, sinking, and a lack of goals. Activating Torres has even become a "worldwide problem" that fans ridicule.Even Benitez, who dug him out back then, couldn't do it, who else can do it?

And now, his second goal...

Everyone was so happy that they couldn't talk incoherently, and they could barely hold back their emotions to watch Chelsea's game, hoping to score one more, and another - a hat-trick.

But the third goal never came. Instead, Hazard scored a goal before the whistle.After receiving a pass from Dong Qiudi, he rushed into Schalke's penalty area for a long distance, passed Matip and succeeded in pushing the shot, helping the team rewrite the score to 3:0.

A perfect victory, Torres scored twice is even more gratifying.The fans lamented that they seemed to have seen the former golden boy again, and Torres also thanked Mourinho after the game.

He said that it was Mourinho's help to him that made him recover from his current state.

Mourinho likes people who work hard, as long as they work hard, they will be rewarded.He credits his own hard work for the key role, even though it took a lot of time.

The game against Schalke 04 is hopefully a good start, hopefully it will be the start of goals.Chelsea are a team, so everyone will come together for the goals of this season.

……

Looking at it all, it is the tone of a famous Chelsea star.

For example, how you feel about the team, how you feel about losing to Basel at the beginning of the season... all kinds of things are not arrogant or impetuous, sum up experience, and talk about it.

The next day everyone made fun of Torres about himself, and was chased around by the angry golden boy.

"Oh oh oh! The loss to Basel at the beginning of the season was a good thing because it wasn't a critical game and it was a wake-up call for us - hey Fernando, you're making it so formal that you're trying to grab the boss's job Is it?"

Mourinho didn't know when to float out from the edge of the pitch.Immediately, everyone scattered like birds and beasts, and rolled back to the training ground obediently one by one.

The powerful Schalke 04 got it done, and now they are back in the league, and the prosecution of their head coach is in front of them again.What kind of leaflets did the ruthless FA open? It is ruthless, ruthless, and unreasonable!

At this time, of course, he unconditionally stood on the side of his own head coach and made concerted efforts to the outside world.It's a pity that Mourinho was too calm. After receiving a fine of [-] pounds, he said that he would not appeal.

Anyway, he was not suspended, but what was the fine?

After the results came out, a group of people murmured around, Mourinho walked onto the training ground, and saw Dong Qiudi pulling Lampard mysteriously, not knowing what to say, and there were several other players around.

It is really that his blond hair is too eye-catching, no matter in terms of color or hairstyle, Mourinho can easily distinguish him from the crowd every time.

The madman coughed lightly, and walked to them with a straight face.

The blonde with disheveled hair was alert, and immediately said nothing, and ran to stand behind Lampard.

Lampard: ...

Many teammates: ... the feeling of being caught

"What interesting question are you discussing?"

"Hehe, sir, it's nothing...we're talking about the match against Manchester City!"

Someone answered first.

"is it?"

Everyone nodded in a hurry, like chickens pecking at rice.

The more this is the case, the more suspicious Mourinho is. This rhythm is not right. When will these bastards pay so much attention to the next opponent, and discuss it in advance before he comes... No matter how you look at it What's wrong.

So the madman turned his gaze to Torres. The latter had a hard time suppressing a smile on his face. Seeing his eyes startled, he immediately became serious.

After looking around, everyone seemed to be holding back their smiles. Finally, Mourinho turned to Dong Qiudi, who was hiding behind Lampard—this kid hid behind Lampard as soon as he came over. Is there any secret that can't be told.

He wouldn't believe that these bastards from Chelsea were discussing the game against Manchester City!

"Sir, Uncle Bird..." Dong Qiu Di Qi Ai said, "I told you that you can't punish me for running laps."

Mourinho's eyelids twitched.

What the hell is this kid talking about?Running laps—has always been his preferred way of punishing them.

"Ahem, mister, everyone is actually discussing whether there is any special fee for you in the club... Well, what, I heard that there were when I was in Real Madrid..."

Mourinho: ...

Lampard: ...

Torres: ...

Other players: ...

Facing the dark expression of the madman who was about to become the bottom of the pot, everyone sympathetically shed tears of sympathy for the blond fluffy head. Hey, poor bastard, he will be punished by the husband again.

Mourinho raised his eyebrows, and said lightly: "I don't know if there are special expenses for the club, but I know there must be special training for you."

"Uh..." The feeling of imminent disaster.

"Go, practice your long pass until you get it right."

"……………………gentlemen!!!!"

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