[Football] The strongest man is already in the lineup

Seven days in the evening of October 10th, Wembley Stadium, England.

Players from both sides are preparing to enter the field.

The commentator is broadcasting the big list: "England, goalkeeper Joe Hart, defender Walker, Cahill, Dong Qiudi, double midfielder Gerrard, Lampard, midfielder Townsend, Rooney, Welbeck, striker Sturridge...Ashley Cole didn't get signs for Hodgson due to injury, Wilshere, Milner, Carrick also on the bench...Montenegro, about Vitic finally returned from injury, but Vucinic was injured again. Goalkeeper Poleksic, defenders Pavicevic, Savic, Volkov, Kojojevic, midfielder Zevo Rodic, Delinisic, Boskovic, Jovanovic, strikers Jovetic, Damjanovic..."

And at this moment, on the Wembley Stadium, Cahill looked at Dong Qiudi strangely: "Esther, what's wrong with you?"

"No, I'm fine..."

It's just that I was dizzy by the pile of "xxxvich".

"I wonder how the narrators figured out their names."

"Uh..." Cahill was stunned, "You didn't meet us when we played against Greece."

Greece?Dong Qiudi didn't understand it at first, but after thinking about it, he figured it out all at once, and laughed out of joy. The bunch of "xxxx xxx xxx" in Greece are so long and awkward, reading them all is like repeating tongue twisters.

Cahill shrugged beside him: "I heard that when playing against Greece, the commentators will choose other teams' games... because the Greek names are too complicated!"

"Oh, England's centre-backs and full-backs seem to be talking, did they say something interesting? They all laughed out loud... It seems that they have a lot of confidence in this game, now And joking around."

If Dong Qiudi and Cahill, who are on the court, heard it, they would definitely want to talk to this commentator about their ideals and life, but now, the two are still standing on the court, preparing to wait for the music to end Then return to your position.

Captain Gerrard stepped forward to guess the side, and finally the opponent won the right to pick the side.

After a whistle, the game started.

Jovetic has just returned from injury, and Vucinic is unfortunately injured again. Montenegro's lineup is not very complete.As for Dong Qiudi, he couldn't even recognize many of the players in it - Montenegro is not a big football country, and it has been known in recent years because of such outstanding players as Jovetic and Vucinic, Other than that, the previous sense of existence was surprisingly weak.

Therefore, even if it is defense, it can only be based on general experience.

In the 19th minute, England launched an attack. The two defensive midfielders of the Three Lions were inserted. Lampard made a pass from the center. After receiving the ball, Gerrard shot with his right foot 25 yards in front of the goal line. The result was that the ball was over The crossbar flew out of the bottom line.

The two defensive midfielders are both pushing forward, so that the defensive task falls more on the defender's head, but it seems that Hodgson did not notice this and did not make any representations.

Four minutes later, the England team made a comeback. Manchester United player Welbeck took the ball in the frontcourt and shot from a small angle on the left rib of the penalty area, which was saved by Montenegro goalkeeper Poleksic.

England get a corner kick.

The header players in the team stepped forward one after another, ran into the penalty area, and waited for a possible attack in a while.For a while, the backcourt was empty, but the penalty area on the Montenegro side was full of people.

The fans watched the corner kick a little nervously.

The ball was taken high, and after drawing a parabola, it suddenly fell into the penalty area.Although everyone in England fought hard, the first point was grabbed by the players from Montenegro, and the ball was pushed out hard.

——There is no one outside the restricted area!

At this time, everyone realized that England did not send anyone to defend outside the penalty area.

In an instant, the players from Montenegro got the ball and rushed out like flying, dribbling the ball towards the opponent's half at high speed.The huge half was empty, with only Cahill trailing behind.

"DANGER DANGER DANGER!!! Montenegro fast counterattack...cahill cahill cahill cahill...oh no we only have him at the back God this is too bad !"

Many people have in their minds the conceded goal against Germany in the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.It was also when England took a corner kick and was counterattacked by the opponent. The German player told him to dribble the ball, while the England players chased after him, but they couldn't catch up at all. Instead, the distance grew wider and wider. —until that ball was poked into the goal.

And that game was bloody 4:1, although Lampard of the England team was able to break through the opponent's goal to equalize the score with a midfield lob at the end of the first half, but Neuer immediately took the ball out of the goal—— The referee didn't see it, he thought Neuer had saved the ball, and he didn't even realize that it was actually a real goal!

What a nightmare memory!

And now, it looks like it's about to repeat itself.

The Montenegro players took the ball in front, and Joe Hart faced the attack of several opponents alone.Poor Cahill can guard one player but not multiple players.Just at the moment when he was about to face the opponent, a two-for-one cooperation, the oncoming Montenegro attacker passed the ball to another person on his side-precisely to avoid the risk of offside.

"DANGER DANGER DANGER... Hart, he ran out of the box to make a clearance, God!!! Ohhhh, he didn't stop at all, empty goal-ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

There was a huge exclamation on the one hand, and an uncontrollable sigh on the other.

The Wembley Stadium was divided into two halves, the Montenegrin fans kept sighing, and the England fans almost jumped up happily——

Zevorodic was slightly blocked by Hart, but don't underestimate it, it was that little bit that made him miss the post with an empty lob.

"It's too thrilling, almost got a counterattack by Montenegro...Our players must hit the attention, and it's not a good thing to play like this. Joe Hart can stop the opponent's attack, But it doesn't stop the opponent always attacking ... the poor lad is making the cross on his chest and he is terrified."

"...But which goalkeeper in England is not frightened?" His partner took up the conversation and laughed to himself, "The difference is that the goalkeeper used to scare his teammates, but now the goalkeeper is frightened by his teammates. …”

Poor Joe Hart was really pitted by his own group of Bear teammates!

England has never been able to produce any good goalkeepers, and their nerve knives are as prestigious as their buttery hands. In the 2002 Korea-Japan World Cup match against Brazil, the old goalkeeper Seaman became the tragic backdrop for Ronaldinho's lob shot - if Hart was a little careless just now, it is estimated that it will end up like this.Then David James put a well-directed, non-threatening shot into the goal from around his feet in a game against Austria.Later, Robinson took the lead, when Gary Neville made a light, slow, and non-threatening pass back against Croatia in the European Cup in October 2006, but Robinson put it in his own goal-what a big own goal!In the final game, they lost to Croatia 10:2, and Robinson stayed away from the national team.

It was also against Croatia. It was the second round of the game. This time it was replaced by Carson. In the European Cup qualifiers, the Croatian player shot a long shot from 30 meters away, which did not pose much threat. Carson, who was distracted, put it directly into his own goal-the Three Lions, which suffered a double-kill at home and away from Croatia, will also have a miserable next summer. They didn't even qualify for the 2008 European Cup. He went back to his hometown, and McLaren, who was the head coach at the time, took the blame and resigned.

Then the FA did everything possible to invite the Italian gold medal coach Fabio Capello. The original intention was to win a good result, but he didn't expect to be ruined by the goalkeeper again. In the group stage of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, the match against the U.S. team was a sure thing. Unexpectedly, the goalkeeper Green was a "butter hand" and missed Dempsey's shot. This also directly led to the U.S. team's tie with England In the competition, the latter had to qualify as the second place in the group, and in the top sixteen they encountered the mighty Germany!Then he was massacred and returned home.

Green also once tore his groin on a goal kick and fell to the ground on the spot...

A bunch of goalkeepers in England will cry if they talk too much.

So when Joe Hart was born, the eyes of many veterans of the football world were filled with tears - after being cheated by the goalkeeper for so many years, is it easy for them to finally come out with a good boy?As a result, the poor boy unfortunately became the victim of Zlatan Ibrahimovic's "Big Four" in the game against Sweden. An indirect assist.

——But those are really not important. The important thing is that Joe Hart will not cheat his teammates after all.A good goalkeeper is equivalent to a goal, even if it cannot be equivalent to a goal, it cannot make offensive players worry!No matter how much they score, they can't compare with what the team lost, not to mention England's offensive power is not too good!

England's main goalkeeper Joe Hart shed lasagna tears on the goal line. Dong Qiudi thought it was too cruel when he saw it. Is it easy for Joe Hart!

Joe Hart of the England national team is almost a rising star, and there are many veterans in front of him. He is a young man, how to command the defense line-Lampard, Gerrard...he can't shout at any of them Ah, I dare not shout.In the past, there were veterans like Ashley Cole and Terry. The latter was still the former captain, and he couldn't command anymore.

In the club, the Manchester City where he is located is the Jinyuan team, a bunch of players drawn from all over the world, and they have always been famous for being prone to internal strife and conflicts.

So now he can only signal his teammates with his eyes, don't cheat him again.

He really can't do such a thing as fighting against the opponent's entire attack line alone.

Dong Qiudi, Cahill, Walker:  …

They can try not to cheat him as much as possible, but they can't hold back the people in front of them!

It turns out that he also has the potential to become an eye-catching defensive player?Dong Qiudi rubbed his nose, thinking of Casillas, who is often molested by football masters and is on his way to become a world-class goalkeeper. It is not 01 that the good teammates of Spain's national goal are defended by a bunch of eyes. :30 o'clock.But Igor is still the double goalkeeper of Real Madrid and Spain, and his qualifications are enough for him to yell at his teammates when he is upset.But Joe Hart...

The poor boy stood in front of the goal with a blank face, but anyone could read the sadness from his posture.

It's better to defend honestly and stop digging holes for Joe Hart.

The honestly defending left back, right back and central back finally did not make too many mistakes. Montenegro is not strong enough to attack them, and it is not very capable of threatening them.On the contrary, England's offense has caused several threats to the opponent.

In the 29th minute of the game, Baynes made a 45-degree cross from the left. Manchester United player Welbeck received it and then went in and scored a header from 12 yards. His header threat ability is actually very good. It's just that this time it seems that luck is not very good, and the ball misses the left post slightly.

In the 33rd minute, Baines passed the ball again, and this time it was Gerrard who received the ball.The Reds captain kicked in from 25 yards and curled a beautiful right-footed kick.The flying ball crossed a beautiful arc and fell straight to the goal, which was narrowly and dangerously hit by Montenegro goalkeeper Poleksic.

England attacked again 7 minutes later. Rooney's pass was caught by Townsend. The latter cut in from the right and shot. Poleksic played bravely and saved the ball.Rooney, who passed the ball, immediately rubbed into the penalty area and made a supplementary shot from the right.It's a pity that his foot wind didn't seem to be very smooth today. The ball hit the right post and flew out of the side net.

In the final stage of the first half, England won another corner kick.This time they finally learned from the experience of the last corner kick. Two players were left in the penalty area to defend. Lampard ambushed outside the penalty area, always ready to deal with emergencies.

And this time there was not much danger. After Gerrard took a corner kick from the left corner, both sides in the middle failed to grab the ball. Instead, from the back point, the unguarded Sturridge volleyed. ——Hanging the heart of Montenegro fans, he narrowly missed the goal.

It's really bad.

At the end of the first half, neither side scored a goal, and the score of 0:0 was frozen on the big screen. The commentator was complaining: "We had a lot of chances in the first half, but none of them scored... What happened to the players, did they leave their shooting boots at home and didn't bring them out? Oh, this is a terrible thing, knowing that we must win this game and the next game, otherwise ,otherwise......"

"Anyway, I don't want to relive the experience of 2008. It was really bad. It is definitely not a good thing to relive nightmares!"

The author has something to say: I almost cried when I hit the names of Montenegro players

A bunch of xxx vicissitudes are almost as good as Papatos Staples in Greece Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Reminds me of that joke again~~

Love to the bone and know not to know, Papatospoulos

Alone as a stranger in a foreign land, Van Bronckhorst

The wind is blowing, the clouds are flying, Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Who is crying the most, Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Waiting to know Dongfeng's side, Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Looking back and smiling at Bai Meisheng, Ibrahimovic

Don't worry about ignorance, Zlatan Ibrahimovic

......

Can't help_(:3∠)_