[Football] The strongest man is already in the lineup

"Close your hands together and never spread them apart."

"Hey, hey, Ivan, I want you to close your palms together, not to clasp your fists... You clenched your fists so tightly, waiting to fight. We are here for a friendly match, not for a fight!"

Ivan touched his nose, let go of his hands in embarrassment, and then closed his fingers one by one... making a fist.

Watching a 1.8-meter strong man put his palms together so carefully...why is it so funny?Dong Qiu Di Jue fell, no matter how hard he taught him for a long time, he couldn't learn it: "You treat it as clapping hands, it's clapping hands, why do you have to squeeze your fists!"

They travel to Bangkok, Thailand today as they await a friendly that begins on July 7.Thailand is a Buddhist country, where Buddhism is very prevalent, and because shaking hands is not popular in Buddhism, Dong Qiudi volunteered to take on the task of teaching everyone to perform Namaste.

Then the blond hair was very depressed and found that his teammates, who usually looked smart, couldn't do this simple action well.

"Is that so?" Someone said with a smile, putting their hands together.

Dong Qiudi's eyes lit up: "That's it, Uncle Psy! You..." He swallowed the next sentence "You're so smart" in a timely manner.

Then he turned around and corrected his teammates one by one: "Gently put your palms together, and your fingers should also be close together. You can regard it as a clapping movement, but you can't separate...The elbows should be naturally bent, slightly drooping, and placed on the chest. The front is about 45 degrees..." When he finally corrected all his teammates, the plane had already arrived at the destination - Bangkok, Thailand.

The madman took the lead and stepped out of the passage.

The blinding flashes flashed one after another in an instant.

Dong Qiudi walked out of the tunnel, a little surprised: "There are so many fans?!"

"It was like this a few years ago." Team deputy Lampard shrugged. "There were so many people when I came last time. What's more, sir is back now?"

You have to know how attractive Mourinho is!

On both sides of the channel from which the players came out, there were densely packed fans wearing dark blue jerseys or wearing the Chelsea logo.It's not that Dong Qiudi hasn't seen so many people at the airport. On the contrary, before the Europa League final and the Champions League final, the number of fans picked up at the airport was even worse.But that was continental Europe, where Chelsea had the most influence.He never imagined that there would be so many people in Thailand willing to come to the airport to welcome a team.

"You have to know that our influence is getting bigger every year, not to mention that we have won a lot of championships."

As far as he could see, he saw all kinds of posters and flags, including a group photo of the 2012 UEFA Champions League team, a photo of the 2013 UEFA Champions League, and a 2005 Premier League champion!He accidentally discovered that these posters involved various times, from the time of the merchant Bates to the time of Abramovich.The faces of the players are both familiar and unfamiliar. Dong Qiudi even saw the long-retired Zola and Di Matteo among them.

However, the most of them are the posters of coach Mourinho, from his Porto period, to Chelsea's first period, to Inter Milan's triple crown, to Real Madrid's era, and now to Chelsea's second period-almost including him coaching career!Many people even waved the autobiography of Mourinho: "Made in Portugal"!

Dong Qiudi felt his waist being stabbed, and Ruiz winked and motioned him to look to the left: "Look quickly."

Dong Qiudi turned his head...and then felt that he was hit by malice from the world.

There was the first photo published on Chelsea's official website when Madman came back this summer - Dong Qiudi was very familiar with it, because that photo was carefully selected by him!There is also a line of words on the poster: "The most special one is back, we all love him o(*≧▽≦)ツ"

Both the photos and the captions are from him, which is no surprise. Dong Qiudi has long been not afraid of exposing his old fandom, and is proud of it.During his summer vacation, he typed out all the photos of the madman that day, and put them together with various versions of his biography.

But what is that one poster next to!

A cartoon version of the blond and blue-eyed little puffy head, the bubble hair is like a delicious ice cream ball, fluffy and soft.The blue eyes are wide open, sparkling, with a silly pout, stuck on a cone.

......What is this! ! !

......That stupid and cute ice cream is definitely not me!

Dong Qiu Di froze in place inch by inch.

Ruiz laughed so hard that he kept poking him: "East, the one who painted you...it must be you, there is no other blonde in the team, hurry up, Tell me what's written on it?"

"How do I know, I don't know him!"

"Hey, don't lie to me, I remember, you said that you are proficient in seven languages! How could you not understand? Hey, hey, look, the little girl is waving to you!"

Nima!I won't tell you, it says "Dongqiu Di brand ice cream, where can you eat it if you are stupid and cute"!

With so many Chinese characters and bright square characters, you must be a girl from the Celestial Dynasty!Just look at the yellow skin and listen to the language they speak!But his name is "Dong Qiudi", not "Dong Qiuqiu"!No matter how similar the two words are, they are not the same!

Dong Qiudi felt that he had been shot by an arrow in the knee, and began to seriously consider whether he should cut off his unkempt hair.

The two girls holding up the posters were not afraid at all, chirping and waving to him vigorously: "Dong Qiuqiu! Dong Qiuqiu!"

Dong Qiudi: ...I didn't hear anything!

Everyone in Chelsea, who had a panoramic view of the two posters, couldn't help laughing, especially when they saw the ice cream cone man, who couldn't straighten his waist from laughing. There is nothing more joyful than that bastard East !

Seeing that he didn't respond, the girl rolled up the poster with a whimper, and the ice cream cone figure disappeared in an instant.But Dong Qiudi hadn't had time to breathe a sigh of relief when he noticed that the girl had put up a bigger, brighter and more eye-catching poster.It's still the picture just now, but the voice-over has been changed to English!

The entire Chelsea team was looking there, so the fans turned their heads to follow their gazes, so the silly ice cream cone man was exposed to everyone's noses.

Now everyone understands.

"Fun poster, isn't it, Esther?"

Nima!He remembered again, the little caddy who said he was mango ice cream!

Dong Qiudi was stabbed once by Ruiz, but there was no response; he stabbed again, but there was still no response; so he stabbed viciously.

After the poke was empty, the disheveled head stiffly walked over and signed his name stiffly.

He heard thousands of alpacas whizzing by in his heart, and then... a roll of posters was stuffed in his hand by the girl, which was the one that was accepted just now.

I teased others all the year round, but I didn't expect to become the target of others' teasing today...

This is the only thought in the puffy head's heart when he puts his hands together to take a picture.

The author has something to say: This is a conversation between Clumsy Meow and his friend Dong Ye yesterday afternoon

He said he was very happy, and then it was a tragedy at night, and he was thrown two negative points

The real damn one is Uncle Psy possessed, what to say =. = Gloriously received two negative points, no hi Sen t^t

Originally, this was an article about an old clinging fan doing everything in order to stand side by side with the male god. The male god has not returned yet, and Qiuqiu is still hesitating =. =

Talking about love→→Find out the love for me, now it’s a group of embarrassing people who are committing crimes

The stupid author wants to find out the comments of the friends and write down those two negative points

Then......

He found that because he was too diligent in replying to comments, basically the author's light green font =口= was behind the recent comments!

So he failed...

no hi sen

ps. Passionate, I try my best to write it out, of course I only write it for you guys, so I won’t show it to those who say I only know how to talk about love o(￣ヘ￣o#)

Even if there is love, don't let them see it

ps. I will write the thesis first, and I will continue to update it tonight