Strive to be rich and handsome

Chapter 5 Uncle's Tangle

"It's surprising that you would leave that place~" The high heels made a clear clicking sound on the floor, and I heard such an exclamation before I saw anyone.

Leorio only knew one person who spoke in this tone in his life.Turning over a page of the book, Leo Li replied without raising his head: "Life is always full of surprises."

"That's right~" Hisoka twisted a poker card to cover the corners of his lips, with a secretive smile.

"Speaking of which, I haven't seen you for a while." After struggling for a long time, he felt that it was necessary to exchange pleasantries between friends, and Leo Li raised his head and looked towards the door. Then, the child's face twisted.

etc--

Can someone tell me what that unknown object standing at the door is?

"Oh~ Leorio has the aura of a big apple~"

A man in high heels leaning against the door, shuffling cards in his hands.His face was covered with thick white powder and painted with gorgeous oil paint, with stars on the right and tears on the right.

If it weren't for the quivering ending, the red hair combed up, and the clown costume that normal people would never wear.Leorio said that he must not be sure that the guy in front of him is Hisoka.

Sure enough, the growth rate of this kind of bt is not comparable to that of ordinary humans, and the lethality of this bt that has not been seen for a few days has obviously risen by more than one level.

"I thought you always only had small apples in your eyes." The twisted Leo Li replied coldly, although he didn't care much about how the apples were divided according to the size of this guy.

"Big apples are more delicious, but small apples also have their own flavor~"

Apparently Hisoka became excited when he mentioned apples, and then began to chatter: "First of all, we must have eyes that are good at finding small apples~ Some small apples will be hidden in a pile of rotten apples, which requires patience and energy."

"On the one hand, even a small apple can become a great, great big apple~"

"And the younger the apple, the more it needs to be taken good care of~ It needs to be irrigated with murderous energy on a regular basis, and it must also be prevented from being eaten by some annoying bugs~"

"It sounds like it's very hard work." By the way, does Apple have anything to do with Murderous Qi?

The two talked like chicken and duck, chatting very happily.

"Yes, yes, it's really, really hard—" Halfway through the speech, Hisoka stopped abruptly, his eyes narrowed, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he pulled out a heart to cover his lips: "The big apple is here~ "

The Big Apple...?

The murderous aura that exploded suddenly filled the whole room, Leorio frowned, and pressed down the blown paper.

"How about a fight with Big Apple~" Hisoka twisted his waist enchantingly all the way to the door, Leorie wiped his sweat, silently worried about Hisoka's waist, I said you really can't twist like this Is there a problem?

"Ah, what a trouble, I can see you even when I come back." A familiar voice sounded at the door, Ji Tara scratched his hair with a bit of a headache, and then walked past Hisoka decisively.

Leorio: "..." orz

Hisoka: "..." orz

But Xida is not so easy to give up.

Shoot out a poker card: "Let's fight~!" Continue to invite the fight enthusiastically, and make persistent efforts!

The K of Hearts shot straight at Ji Taraku, whose back was facing Hisoka, Ji Tara didn't look back, and naturally pulled out a round-headed nail from his shoulder, and calmly nailed the playing cards to the wall.

"Yeah~ What a delicious big apple~" With such an exclamation, an overwhelming number of playing cards shot out, and they were all nailed to the wall one by one.

"Oh hehe~ It's getting more and more exciting~" Hisoka shuffled the cards excitedly, laughing wildly.Unexpectedly, a book was placed on the face.

The murderous aura froze for a moment, and then burst out——

Yi Ermi slowly turned around with four nails in his right hand, and finally began to face the clown magician squarely.The big cat's eyes were pitch black, the fingers were taut, and the sharp tips of the nails gleamed coldly.

The main character, Leo Li, who faced the murderous intent, smiled coldly, his complexion was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and his words were as cold as winter: "I suggest that you better not fight with me."

"..." Hisoka made a face.

"..." Yi Er's face was paralyzed.

"Leorio, you are such an unlovable bad apple~" Hisoka took back the playing cards and complained sullenly.

Leorio continued to delve into his adult magazines, and Hisoka's bad habit of calling people nicknames was probably something he would never get rid of in his life.

The weird cohabitation of two people inexplicably turned into a disastrous three-person cohabitation.

Leorio continued to treat Jitaraku unilaterally and indifferently, while Sisona bastard pursued the little beauty hot on the contrary.

In the morning, the east is slightly white.

Classmate Leo Li was wrapped in a quilt and enjoying a blissful time in bed, when he heard the sound of crackling rain after another outside.

A certain bt with a gorgeous voice blew the end sound that he could use as a weapon to murder: "Come again~"

Silently pull up the quilt.

"What a delicious big apple~"

Cover your ears silently.

"No, I'm too excited~"

silently--

"Let's do it again~"

I wipe—the uncle got up, and pushed open the door unbearably: "Give me a little bit of moderation!"

The roar resounded throughout the living room.

Leo Li in pajamas closed the door aggressively, and continued to go to bed.

Big Cat blinked, turned to Hisoka blankly, and said in an unusually cheerful voice, "Just now our battle lasted for xxx, and the number of fights was xxx. According to the charging standard we agreed, you should pay xxxxxx ordinance."

"..." Hisoka, the poor guy who was blackmailed by Yier fans, puffed up his face.

Leo Li said that he has been very bad recently, very bad.

That bastard Hisoka took the opportunity of his cold war with the little beauty to attack Ji Tara, his family, damn it!

Every morning is a big apple~

Morning is also a big apple~

Big Apple at night~

I rub it—his Ji Tara is not a big apple...it has nothing to do with apples, okay?

It was alright at first, but Hisoka's one-sided hospitality, his family Ji Tara bitter little beauty had no interest in this kind of bastard wearing a clown costume, so Leorio would not admit that he was so secretly delighted.

But recently—

Their relationship seemed to have inexplicably risen to more than one level (that's because they finally settled on a price), and Leorio wouldn't admit that he was a little bit jealous, no.

Well, I just want to collect Tara's bitterness. When girls are too young, they are exposed to this kind of metamorphosis that breaks through the limits of human beings, which will greatly affect their physical and mental health.

Leorie, who silently found a good interface for himself, knocked on the door of Il Fan.

Ji Taraku stood at the door.

A red dress was full of nails, only the neckline and sleeves were white. It was a strange style, but it fit him very well.Against a head of long black hair, the three bright colors form a unique visual impact.

"It's beautiful..." For a while, Leorio didn't know what to say.

"Ah, I think so too." Leori was taken aback by Yiermi's frank reaction and then smiled, very helplessly: "You..."

The big cat blinked, not quite understanding where this person got the information that made him happy, but he didn't care about it: "Why did you come to me so early?" Usually Leorio is lazy, um , which is a euphemism.

"Welcome me in?" Leorio suddenly felt much better, and the things that had been pent up in his heart for the past few days were unknowingly dissipated.

"Of course." Not very welcome.

Out of the very necessary politeness in socializing, the big cat suppressed the words "very difficult to type" in his heart, looked at this awkward guy who came to visit early in the morning with his eyes that could never show emotion, and then turned sideways to let him in. Room.

This house was given to Leorie by Jin when he left. It is said that there is some kind of spiritual blessing. The bedroom layout of each room is actually similar, a bed, a table, and a few chairs.

But this one in front of him is obviously beyond recognition.

In the whole room, except for the walls, only the beautiful milky white curtains are original.Everything else—

A big bed that appeared on Meteor Street, which was unimaginable, took up two-thirds of the room, and a solid stone table tightly blocked the only space left that could be used as a walk.

And if you get closer, you can clearly see that the table is covered with dense nails...

Two steps into Leorio orz, why is my favorite girl's bedroom like this?

"Sit down." The big cat completely ignored Leorio's distorted face, and seriously invited.

"..." Where do you want me to sit?

"Actually, today, even if you don't come to me, I will go to you."

"...?" Leo Li, who was thinking about how to influence the little beauty to make her realize that there is no way out following bt, froze for a moment.

"The work on Meteor Street is almost finished, and I will go home in a few days."

"Thank you so much for taking care of me for so long."

Looking at Leori solemnly, Ilmi recited social orders without any pressure, very routine.

"Go home?" Leo Li chewed the two words, he finally realized that something was wrong.

Meteor Street, this is a place abandoned by the world, all the people or things here are abandoned by the outside world.

"You...?" Didn't you come here because you were abandoned?

"My family is a famous family of assassins. This is my business card. If there is someone Leori wants to kill, I can give you a [-]% discount." He blankly took the business card with gold letters on the black background. Li was really overwhelmed.

"But for the time being, it is estimated that I will live in Meteor Street for a while, please take care of me." Calmly carrying the mother's repeated orders and repeated lines that must be said, recalling the situation of people coming from the family at the same time. Poured a cup of hot cocoa.

"What about in the future?" Won't you be here in the future?

"In the future, there should be more preferential policies. If possible, I will definitely give you a discount for Leorie." Yi Er fan swore.

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