Strive to be rich and handsome

"Hi, hello, it's my pleasure to serve you." ——by Eldest Young Master Yiermi who feels refreshed after playing the game with his brother and feels that work still needs to be done.

A big cat's heart: Can I be reimbursed for the phone call I made back now? Can I be reimbursed? Can I be reimbursed? Can I be reimbursed...

"Uh, hello."——by a poor uncle who was hit to the point of being downcast: He didn't pay much attention to the sentence after the other party's hello.

Uncle's heart: My lovely Ji Tara bitter little beauty actually gave me a mobile phone number other than her own mobile phone number...

"Excuse me, do you want to entrust a single-person assassination mission or a multi-person assassination mission? Recently, there are discounts for genocide-type missions..." Yiermi opened the door of Miji's room and walked out while talking on the phone, using a serious businessman The tone, as if the person who snatched his brother's computer and passively sabotaged it just now wasn't him.

"Ah, ah—?!"—by a certain uncle who finally heard it clearly this time, and then, was completely stupefied.

"Well, for old customers, please report your customer number to get a discount, and for new customers, you can get a [-]% discount for the first task..." Yier Fan skillfully reported the latest preferential policies, holding the communicator in his left hand, and pushing it away with his right hand At the same time, he was rapidly filtering information such as the recent task list, ability information, etc. in his mind.

"Wait, did you misunderstand something!" interrupted the other party hastily.

A certain poor uncle was a little scared. Speaking of which, it is normal for anyone to suddenly receive such a call...

"Well, I'm assuming you didn't entrust the killing mission?" The big cat, who was a little aware of something, didn't change his face, and his tone was steady.

"Of course, I'm—" The uncle who hastily agreed was afraid of being misunderstood, so he quickly explained.

"Harassing phone calls? Well, I hate this." I made a conclusion on my own, and then the other party seemed to be lost in thought: "Although I don't mind this very much." But I do mind the phone bill I spent when I called back..." But your behavior has had a very bad impact on my work and enthusiasm for work, as well as my mental state..."

Listening to the other party's broken thoughts, Leorie had a very bad feeling...

"Ah, of course this is still a trivial matter, but it will make me feel very bad. Well, it may kill people. It's free. Do you like it?" Very brisk tone...

"...I don't like it." Who would like that kind of thing? !

"Ah, is that so? It's really nerve-wracking." Ilmi continued to maintain his poker face that has never changed for thousands of years, but his mouth made a distressed sound, and then changed the subject of the conversation: "How about it, sir You pay [-] million nuns as compensation for my body and mind, after all, such a thing as a white job is not in line with the Hakka family training to beat the enemy..."

"...Is it not in line with your principles of doing things?" For some reason, Leori complained so much.

"Ah, it's really good for both of us, Your Excellency, to realize this." A certain big cat admitted this very readily, and then said: "I hope that the compensation funds can arrive before six o'clock tomorrow morning." Account, my account number will be sent to your mobile phone later."

"I don't have any money." Leori, who said this, deeply realized at this moment that he was the legendary brave man who fought against evil forces.

"Are you kidding me?" said a calm voice.

"……"of course not!

"Or do you want to experience the free service of beating the enemy?" The voice was still calm and calm.

"..." Hey, your behavior is a threat, right? Hey, I want to complain to the Consumer Association!

It seemed that he was about to say something, but this time, Leorio didn't wait for the other party to say any more threatening words—"Long time no see, Ji Taraku."

It was quiet there for a while, and the young master who beat the enemy Hakka cat finally found a certain client who was planning to develop from a corner of his memory: "Well, long time no see Leorio."

Then a certain big cat silently drew a big cross in his heart... the possibility of becoming a customer is more than a little bit low.

However, a certain dumb-faced cat still had no expression on its face: "Leorie, do you finally have someone you want to kill?"

"Not yet." In other words, can our conversation be normal? !The uncle's heart was bleeding and roaring, silently supporting the wall and kneeling helplessly...

Have you ever seen a heroine who called to say hello to a confession and asked you if there is anyone you want to kill|||It’s too bad!

"Since you are a friend, I won't charge you for mental damage." Friend=cooperative partner=mobile cash machine with infinite possibilities, and Irmi, who silently listed the above equation in his heart, said reasonably: "The phone bill of 500 million ring nuns Remember to call on my account."

"Leorie, do you have a favorite girl?" After being surprised, the older student Piedo with messy hair began to appear as a meditator with his left hand holding his chin and his right hand holding his left elbow.

"Yeah." Leo Li nodded seriously.

Piedo raised his head and stared at Leorio's face, hesitating for a while, and then sighed with pain on his face: "But I look at your face... Uncle, you have no destiny for a woman in this life!"

When did you know how to look... Also, "I'm only 13 years old!" Leorie's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and: "Say something nice and you will die?"

"That's not true." Piedo put away his gossip face, sat up straight, and looked serious: "But you have to know that girls are very expensive, and all women in this world are vampires."

"I'm already mentally prepared." Killing 500 million Buddhist monks with one phone call, I'm ready for everything... otz

"Women are boring, long-winded, and violent creatures." Piedo continued to persuade his friend earnestly, hoping that his friend would find his way back and put down the butcher's knife... Cough, it's getting too far.

"She won't." A very sure tone, because that guy doesn't bother to talk to you if he doesn't have money... otz

"She will force you to accompany him to buy clothes and shoes, and then make all kinds of ruthless and unreasonable troubles in various festivals..."

Seriously thinking about it for a long time, Ji Taraku's cute face made a fuss about buying clothes and shoes for no reason... What should I do if I hide my face and feel so happy?

"Well, it sounds cute." A certain uncle said a little...unsurely

"……"Are you crazy? !He didn't speak, but Piedo's eyes clearly meant this.

Leorie coughed lightly, and then asked seriously: "What kind of men do girls generally like?"

Pseudo-love expert Piedo avoided the above question and began to give advice to Leorio with a serious expression: "You have to know that boys who have no love experience are easy to suffer..."

"..." Don't talk to me in such a weird tone that kidnapped your sister!

"But in fact, the preferences of men and women are basically the same." A certain older youth with messy hair said this nonsense in an academic tone without changing his expression.

"……"so?Leorio's eyes twitched slightly.

"So, Leorio, would you like to have a talk with me first?"

"..." Silently pushing away Piedo's flattering face, Leorio finally found out that this kid was just making trouble!

"Hey! Leorio, why don't you give it a try?" A certain older youth still refused to give up.

With one hand in his pocket, Leorio waved his back to Piedo as he walked out: "You can keep it and try it with your future wife, I am a man with goals."

Blinking and watching the guy with the uncle's face walk out of the promenade, Piedo smiled helplessly, then sighed, sitting cross-legged on the ground alone, with his head slightly lowered, wondering what he was thinking.

"Well, well~ my dear brother, how does it feel to be broken in love?" the little girl half leaned against the wall and asked with a smile.

Piedo gave her a sideways look, stood up and walked out.

"Hey, I can help you." After a few wrong steps, she didn't see how she moved, but the girl's figure was walking along the shadow printed on the wall by Piedo like a ghost.

"Don't do unnecessary things." Shaking his hair, Piedo stopped and touched the little girl's head: "At present, I have no way to be sure..."

In the early morning, there was no one in the classroom, and the only few were doing their own things, such as reading or drawing or listening to songs.

Ivy is sitting in his seat reading a book, his eyes are on the right side, and a cup with exquisite patterns is placed on the left side. I don't know the material, but it looks clear and beautiful.

The water inside looks extremely beautiful in color, shaking the cup body, there is a slight blue halo between the water waves.

The footsteps moved from far to near, and finally stopped in front of him. The black shadow was reflected on the book, blocking the light.

The boy frowned and just raised his head from the book when he heard a crisp sound of "pop--", the cup was thrown to the ground, water flowed out, and the shiny crystal pieces shattered all over the floor.

Ai Wei frowned and stood up abruptly, looking at these guys who were inexplicably finding fault early in the morning: "You..."

The people who came to find fault had no intention of talking to him at all.

One of the tall boys stepped forward and grabbed his hair and lifted him up.

Ai Wei struggled to grab his hand and was thrown to the ground.

The rest of the people lined up in a circle, neither moving nor stopping, just watching indifferently.

Leorie recognized Ivy. He was the boy who contradicted the teacher before. The boy was always dressed in student clothes, with a pair of rimless glasses on his nose. He looked gentle and nerdy.

At this time, the young man who always felt a bit dull was also a little annoyed. He stood up with the corner of the table, and without wiping the blood on his face, he just looked straight at the boy who took the lead, and said coldly: "What the hell are you doing?" What do you want to do?"

The boy who took the lead smiled, stepped forward, and slapped him with his hand.

Ivy's face was slapped hard and turned away.

Leorio frowned as he watched the development of the matter, and then looked around.

The rest of the class was still doing their own things, but how could such a big movement not notice...

Leorio's brows became tighter and tighter, and he found that even the few people who paid attention to this matter looked indifferent, and they seemed to be accustomed to this situation.

"Aren't you going to stop it?" He hesitated and asked the back seat who usually had a good relationship with him.

The girl in the back leaned against the window, glanced at the scene over there, and then looked away.

She lowered her eyelashes and folded her arms and sneered: "A rookie who doesn't know how to live or die should be taught a lesson."