The best of cold attack

"Maybe, but I won't see your gift in my lifetime." After hearing Qiao Jinzhao's words, Xu Ze said indifferently.

"Xu Ze, you really hit the spot. I decided to buy you a bunch of flowers before you die!" After hearing Xu Ze's sarcasm, Qiao Jinzhao immediately said not to be outdone.

"Well, then you can wait until then, but the premise is that we are still together at that time, otherwise you won't be able to see it." Xu Ze immediately replied when he heard Qiao Jinzhao's angry words.He knew that Qiao Jinzhao's IQ would definitely be fooled.

"Then I will accompany you until that time." It was Xu Ze's expected words.Qiao Jinzhao's IQ is really low. After saying such a thing, Qiao Jinzhao immediately regretted it. Damn, what am I?Do you want to make an oath of eternal alliance with Xu Ze?

"Hmm." Xu Ze didn't say anything after hearing Qiao Jinzhao's idiot's words. He just rubbed Qiao Jinzhao's hair and said.

"Xu Ze, you are so insidious, you lied to me like this." After hearing Xu Ze's words, Qiao Jinzhao immediately understood that he was being taken advantage of, and Xu Ze was like this. Every time he bullied him, he was not as smart as Xu Ze. Turn fast.

"I can't help it. You are so stupid every time. You are deceived by me every time." After hearing Qiao Jinzhao's dissatisfied words, she shrugged her shoulders. Lied to.

"Hmph, it's not like you don't know what I am, so why do you bully me every time?" Qiao Jinzhao felt wronged, knowing that she was not as smart as Xu Ze, but still bullying herself every time, it was too much.

"I really don't know what you are like, otherwise I would never be with you idiot, but unfortunately there is no way to turn back now." After hearing Qiao Jinzhao's complaint, Xu Ze felt very depressed. There are people who take pride in not being smart.

"Why do you regret it? Hmph, there's nothing you can do to regret it. I'm already relying on you." After hearing Xu Ze's disgusting words, Qiao Jinzhao said very embarrassingly.

"Well, if it wasn't for this, I would have kicked you already." Xu Ze nodded immediately after hearing Qiao Jinzhao's words.

==The next day==

"Qiao Jinzhao, look quickly, there are UFO shots in the sky." Once inside the school, Qiao Jinzhao patted Dong Xiang on the shoulder and said.

"Tricking ghosts, I've played this kind of trick a lot." Qiao Jinzhao was very calm, and he didn't know how many times this kind of thing was used since he was a child.

"I just lied to you." Dong Xiang said immediately after hearing Qiao Jinzhao's words.

"Get out of here, we should get something creative." Yu Hao, who was following behind Dong Xiang, also interjected.

"Creativity? Yes, we should do something creative. Tell me, our old class repeats the same life every day, how boring, why don't we have something fun?" After hearing Yu Hao's words, Dong Xiang immediately said in favor.

"Tsk tsk, what do you want to do to the teacher? Don't act recklessly." After hearing Dong Xiang's words, Yu Hao immediately said, this happens every time, every April Fool's Day will give the teacher a surprise, which makes the teacher a little bit Afraid of Dong Xiang.

"No way, I just gave the teacher a small surprise, the teacher will like it." Dong Xiang blinked at Yu Hao, and directly ignored Yu Hao's advice.

"It's like this every time, it's always doing bad things, it's really unbearable." Qiao Jinzhao said immediately after hearing Dong Xiang's words.

"Forget it, forget it, just treat it as a joke." Yu Hao was used to Dong Xiang's behavior, so he said immediately.

"Yeah, as long as this matter has nothing to do with me, you can talk about anything." After hearing Yu Hao's words, Qiao Jinzhao didn't say anything, and nodded. He didn't think this kind of thing was a big deal, anyway, it would be good to have more jokes. of.

"Oh, let's go, let's go, even though it's April Fool's Day, we still have to run and exercise." Yu Hao shrugged, every time they came to class, the time was just right, they couldn't keep dawdling, otherwise To be punished again.

"Well, don't say it, I really miss it a little bit. When we were in the second year of high school, we were punished as soon as the school started. However, every time Xu Ze would show up on time." After hearing Yu Hao's words, Qiao Jinzhao said immediately .

"It's really perverted. There are still people who like to be punished." After hearing Qiao Jinzhao's words, Dong Xiang immediately said harshly.

"You don't understand this. I'm recalling the past. We can't always look at the front. Sometimes we should recall the past." After hearing Dong Xiang's sarcasm, Qiao Jinzhao coughed twice and started Educator Dong Xiang.

"Yeah. Dong Xiang, which way are you going? Don't run and fuck today." Qiao Jinzhao, Dong Xiang, and the others who were walking towards the playground met some girls in the class. The girls looked at them, Said immediately.

"Really, fake, when did the school get so good?" After hearing what the girls said, Yu Hao immediately said, this is unscientific, today is just April Fool's Day, how could there be such a good thing ah.

"Of course it's fake! You better run quickly, the running lady is coming soon!" After hearing Yu Hao's words, the girls deliberately kept silent for a few minutes, and then said immediately.After hearing this, Qiao Jinzhao immediately looked back and saw the running lady running over.

"Ah, by the way, Happy April Fool's Day!" After finishing speaking, those girls put aside, and then winked at them very calmly.

"Happy brother-in-law!" Qiao Jinzhao wailed immediately after hearing what those girls said. Why do girls these days like to play pranks so much!

"Oh, Qiao Jinzhao, didn't you really miss it just now? You don't miss it now." After hearing Qiao Jinzhao's words, Yu Hao said immediately, and then grabbed Qiao Jinzhao's wrist and started running.

"Haohao, why are you like this, pulling up a man casually, it's too much." Looking at the wrists of the two people pulling together, Dong Xiang immediately complained to Yu Hao.

"Fuck, what are you talking about, your running is not a problem at all, what about Qiao Jinzhao? You are pure sports waste!" After hearing Dong Xiang's complaint, Yu Hao said immediately.

"Then it should be me." After hearing Yu Hao's words, Dong Xiang immediately took Qiao Jinzhao's hand, and then took Yu Hao with the other hand.The three of them left the running aunt's sight very calmly.

"Hey, I finally got rid of it." Seeing the running lady give up and leave, Qiao Jinzhao sighed. He was really exhausted. It's also very strenuous.