The best of cold attack

"Well, may I ask Master Xu, what's up this afternoon?" Qiao Jinzhao asked Xu Ze very hopelessly.In other words, how could the good-looking Xu Ze date him?It's really abnormal. Although it is said that two people have dated before, can that be considered a date?What nonsense...

"It's okay, there's a basketball game in the afternoon." Xu Ze looked at Qiao Jinzhao, who was cautious, and replied coldly.

"Hmm...then I want to eat (go) that rate (where)?" Qiao Jinzhao stuffed a large spoonful of rice into his mouth, grabbed a piece of pork ribs, and gnawed it in a very inconspicuous way.While chewing the food in his mouth, he looked at Xu Ze curiously.

"Let's talk after we finish eating." Hearing the slurred words, Xu Ze unceremoniously gave Qiao Jinzhao a chestnut.Do you choke when talking while eating?What's more, what we eat is rice. If the rice enters the esophagus, it will be difficult.

"Wow....Xu Ze! It hurts...ahem..." Qiao Jinzhao was suddenly attacked by Xu Ze, and immediately shouted excitedly. In the end, he was really successfully cursed by Xu Ze!Choking, the rice entered the esophagus and got stuck in it, making Qiao Jinzhao very uncomfortable.Started to cough violently.

"Really careless. Water." Looking at Qiao Jinzhao, who was coughing so much, Xu Ze frowned. This guy has never made people worry-free, and there are a lot of troubles.Like a child, he chokes when he eats.Xu Ze immediately took out the mineral water that Qiao Jinzhao put on the table, and handed it to poor Qiao Xiaoshou.Qiao Xiaoshou didn't even look at it and just poured it in...

"Hoo hoo... I finally swallowed it down. By the way, why does this water taste so weird, Xu Ze, where did you get it from?" Qiao Jinzhao took a sip before swallowing the rice stuck in the esophagus Going down, after a sigh of relief, I realized that the taste filled in my mouth was very strange. I couldn't tell it, but it was very uncomfortable, and the inside of my mouth was burning.

"I don't know, I took it from your table." Xu Ze didn't know either, wasn't it just an opened bottle of mineral water?

"Ah! That.... That's... That's.... The dilute hydrochloric acid that the chemistry teacher asked me to put in her office!" Qiao Jinzhao heard something wrong, isn't that the dilute hydrochloric acid that the chemistry teacher put on his desk?Isn't that what the teacher put on it last night?I completely forgot about it and put it on my desk, but I didn't expect Xu Ze to drink it for me as mineral water.What should I do!

"Dilute hydrochloric acid?" Xu Ze was slightly taken aback after hearing this. Dilute hydrochloric acid is corrosive.This guy had a lot to drink.

"Xu Ze, what should I do... I feel so uncomfortable..." Qiao Jinzhao didn't feel much at first, but felt that the taste was weird. After a while, he felt a burning pain in his mouth. Although his grades were not very good, but, Anyone who has attended junior high school knows that dilute hydrochloric acid is corrosive.It is absolutely harmful to the human body.

"Let's go to the hospital." Xu Ze looked at Qiao Jinzhao who was covering his cheeks, and decisively took Qiao Jinzhao's hand and dragged him outside.It's better to go to the hospital as soon as possible. Now it will take a while to get to the hospital. It's better to drink some water to dilute the dilute hydrochloric acid.

"Hmm..." Qiao Jinzhao only knew to follow Xu Ze, but to be honest, Qiao Jinzhao didn't know what to do.It's better to go to the hospital now.It's just that the mouth is really uncomfortable, and the throat is also hot.

"Stop, where are you going! It's school time. The school gate is not open." Xu Ze pulled Qiao Jinzhao to the school gate, and met a security guard on the way. Walking to the school gate, isn't that an obvious skipping class?Still that kind of blatant!

"Go away!" Xu Ze looked at the security guard in front of him, and his tone was very angry. Now it is better for Qiao Jinzhao to arrive at the hospital earlier, and dilute hydrochloric acid is not sodium chloride (edible salt). There is nothing to eat, it is corrosive, and if it takes a long time, it will cause stomach burns and burns to the mucous membranes of the esophagus and stomach.

"What are you talking about!" The security guy didn't expect that a student could be so arrogant. Although Spyker is a century-old school, the students are all young ladies, and their families are all capable, but they specially invited The security guards who came over were not vegetarian either.

"Go away." Xu Ze looked at the security guard in charge and became more and more manic. He grabbed Qiao Jinzhao's wrist and pulled him towards the school gate, bypassing the security guard directly.

The security guard's self-esteem was frustrated by complete ignorance, and he planned to grab Xu Ze thousands of times, but before he touched Xu Ze's clothes, he was beaten by Xu Ze with a wave of his hand and took a few steps back. With the dog in the way, Xu Ze pulled Qiao Jinzhao to the gate of the campus, swiped the gold card for student union members, and the electronic door opened automatically. Xu Ze quickly pulled Qiao Jinzhao out, and where was the security guard?Just after chasing him, the closed electronic door was locked inside.

"Central Hospital." Xu Ze had good luck. To be more precise, it should be Qiao Jinzhao's good luck. As soon as he left the school, he successfully stopped a car. He helped him in, and then sat in by himself, sitting in the back seat with Qiao Jinzhao.Looking at Qiao Jinzhao who was crying in pain, Xu Ze wiped his tears for him, and said coldly to the driver.

"Okay." The driver looked at the two teenagers in school uniforms who got into the car, and saw that one of them was sweating and the corners of his eyes were red. He seemed very uncomfortable. He must be sick.

"Can you hurry up?" 10 minutes passed, and there was still a distance from the Central Hospital. Looking at Qiao Jinzhao who was suffering, Xu Ze's heart ached. Can the driver speed up?The mouth is constantly being corroded, that feeling must be painful.

"This is already the fastest. If you go any faster, you will be over the speed limit." The driver is also very helpless. He has always been law-abiding. He can't go any faster. If he goes any faster, he will be over the speed limit, but points will be deducted .

"Get out of the way!" Xu Ze looked at the very embarrassed driver and became even more irritable.The never-before-seen worry made him lose his mind. He rolled over from the back seat to the passenger seat, grabbed the steering wheel, and the driving car suddenly played a "drift" and almost hit him. On the tree, Xu Ze turned the steering wheel hurriedly to save the car, but the poor driver whose steering wheel was robbed was so frightened that he almost ran into it just now.

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What, it has been falling off the shelf recently, woo woo, so heartbroken, people update this effort, by the way, the information about dilute hydrochloric acid, Baidu came out~