The best of cold attack

"Why are you bored, why kiss me?" Qiao Jinzhao still didn't understand the connection between the two, but why did Xu Ze kiss me when he was bored?Although, I didn't think much about it... But, how should I put it... Labor and capital's first kiss should also be given to sisters!How did you give it to a boy?

"I am willing." Xu Ze arrogantly glanced at the insane Qiao Xiaoshou.A sentence came of course.

"Why is this so!" Qiao Jinzhao went crazy.Sure enough, can't human thinking be used to measure Xu Ze?

"Wait, Xu Ze, the IQ you told me yesterday is related to Kiss again?" Qiao Jinzhao looked at Xu Ze and didn't plan to talk to him at all. He put on a formal suit and immediately stopped Xu Ze to ask. This question is very troublesome. I have known Qiao Xiaoshou for a long time!That's right, it's been a long time!I dreamed about it last night!

"You don't know? The longer the kiss, the higher the IQ, you? The IQ is completely negative." Xu Ze said solemnly, Qiao Xiaoshou believed it. Hewu guy, when I talk to you, out of ten sentences, you can't believe that there will be a joke.

"It's related to IQ? Why didn't I know?" Qiao Jinzhao questioned, but he was only surprised by his ignorance, and never thought of another possibility, that Xu Ze would lie to him.

In other words, Qiao Xiaoshou is also very careless. Obviously Xu Ze has lied to him many times, but he still chooses to believe every time he activates it, which is really stupid.

"You? Know what?" Xu Ze looked at Qiao Xiaoshou with a very contemptuous look, and his tone was very disdainful.

"I...I...I know more than you!" Qiao Xiaoshou contemplated for a long time before shouting.Although, Qiao Jinzhao has already admitted in his heart... Compared with Xu Ze, he really knows very little.

"Put on clothes quickly, and go out later." Xu Ze looked at Qiao Xiaoshou who was convulsing, and chose to ignore it wisely again. Xu Ze, who had already changed his clothes, said to Qiao Jinzhao who was still wearing his pajamas.

"Ah? Going out in a while? Where are you going?" Qiao Jinzhao became excited when he heard it, and went out to play?You must know that as a high school dog, Qiao Jinzhao hasn't gone out to play for a long time, and usually goes out for a party once a year.Home for Chinese New Year?Nonsense, two lazy parents, hey, what's the matter, I also open my mouth and stretch out my clothes when I eat, but the premise is that I buy food... dry cleaners... Usually, it's all about Chinese New Year, a family of three Let's go out to eat instant noodles together...

"Dating." Xu Ze wore a bow tie, looked back at Qiao Xiaoshou very calmly, and slowly spit out two powerful words.

"What? A date? Me and you? Going on a date? Did you make a mistake..." Qiao Xiaoshou was dumbfounded on the spot, Xu Ze was joking, right?Actually making such a cold joke... The taste is really strong, but it doesn't look like a joke, hey!

"Well, you, me, a date." Xu Ze repeated it very calmly, this time speaking word for word.It made it impossible for Qiao Jinzhao to continue Ah Q.

"By the way, we're not in a relationship, how about a yarn meeting?" Qiao Xiaoshou was furious, please make a joke...Ah, no, in short, there must be a lower limit, hey!

"Who said that?" Xu Ze turned his head in surprise. Didn't the two of them already become lovers?

Well, for Xu Ze, as long as Xu Ze thinks it is enough to fall in love and establish a relationship, Xiao Shou's opinions are just floating clouds.Moreover, I obviously sleep with Qiao Xiaoshou in my arms every day...

"Isn't it? How come I don't know when we were together?" Qiao Jinzhao tried to turn his head, but he didn't remember that Xu Ze had confessed to him.

"Really? I guess I forgot to tell you." Xu Ze said casually, it was clearly intentional.

"Xu Ze, this kind of thing can be explained by a simple sentence of forgetting?" Regarding Xu Ze's indifferent attitude, Qiao Jinzhao really wanted to hit the wall.

"Any opinion?" Xu Ze raised his voice and looked at Qiao Jinzhao coldly.

"Not at all!" Xu Ze's full of complaints turned into four words amid threats.

"En." Xu Ze got a satisfactory answer, nodded, and continued, "Let's date."

"But, I like girls. Although, you're pretty good too..." Xu Ze looked at the serious and serious Xu Ze, a little at a loss.

"En?" Xu Ze was not satisfied with Qiao Xiaoshou's answer.

"Don't look at me like that, I really don't know, I just fell in love once, or the three months with Lin Jia..." Qiao Jinzhao watched Xu Ze staring at him, swallowed, and whispered Said.

"Oh." Xu Ze just glanced at Qiao Jinzhao indifferently after hearing this, isn't this nonsense?It's a miracle that you can fall in love...

"What! By the way, Xu Ze, do you like me?" Qiao Xiaoshou was very dissatisfied with Xu Ze's reaction. The person who proposed dating was Xu Ze, why did he seem so indifferent?

"I don't like it, I'm stupid and stupid." Xu Ze said without hesitation.

"Then why do you want to be with me?" Qiao Xiaoshou automatically ignored the last two words and asked in puzzlement.

"It was you who got drunk yesterday afternoon and insisted on staying with me, so I reluctantly agreed." Xu Ze said coldly.

"How is it possible? How could I do such a thing!" Qiao Jinzhao had no impression at all. After hearing Xu Ze's words, he was completely shocked. How could he say such words?This is unscientific, hey!

"What are you drunk on Egyptian?" Xu Ze sarcastically, looking at Qiao Jinzhao with teary eyes coldly, as if to say, I still don't like you.

"Ah, that's right..." After hearing Xu Ze's words, Qiao Jinzhao also felt that it made sense. After all, he didn't remember anything when he was drunk, and he didn't even remember who brought him back yesterday afternoon. "Then... did I really mean to confess to you? So I like you..."

"Yeah." Xu Ze looked at Qiao Xiaoshou, who was coaxing him into a daze, and was speechless. This guy is so easy to be deceived. Li Mina's mind must be all muddled, right?

"Then, Xu Ze... I... Actually, I don't understand what liking is at all. After all, I don't have that much experience... Otherwise, you can talk to me? Give it a try and see if it suits you?" Qiao Jinzhao thought hard After thinking about it, he said tentatively, for fear that Xu Ze would get angry after hearing what he said.

"No, you are such a troublesome guy, you are too lazy to take care of you." Xu Ze refused decisively.

"I...I'm not a troublesome guy! Although...although, I'm lazy and usually don't do housework, but...but...whoever says that people who don't work don't know how to do it, in fact, I I will...don't dislike me...Well, I will cook for you in the future? The laundry is amazing, and I will do all the housework..." Seeing Xu Ze's appearance of ignoring him at all, Qiao Xiaoshou wept , although I don't know why, on time, Qiao Xiaoshou just didn't want Xu Ze to ignore him, and didn't want to be rejected.

"That's what you should do." Xu Ze No. [-] didn't feel moved, and threw this sentence coldly.As a small subject, of course I have to take full responsibility for those housework.Is it possible that Xiaogong is going to do something?

"Why, why!" Qiao Xiaoshou was a little puzzled, why, why, Xu Ze could do nothing, but he had to do it?

"Because I'm attacking, you're shou." Xu Ze looked at the aggrieved Qiao Xiaoshou, and threw down a powerful reason.

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Aww, I think Qiao Xiaoshou is so cute...