The best of cold attack

"Shameless, shameless, labor and management curse you to choke to death!" Qiao Jinzhao viciously cursed Xu Ze who was enjoying the fruits of his labor in front of him.

"Come here." Xu Ze put down the spoon very calmly, and waved at Qiao Jinzhao. Qiao Jinzhao walked over slowly, although he felt a little upset.

"Why?" Qiao Jinzhao asked displeasedly. At this moment, Xu Ze immediately dug a large spoonful of rice and stuffed it into Qiao Jinzhao's mouth.

"Ahem, water, water, I'm going to choke to death." Choking on the mouthful of rice, Qiao Jinzhao immediately rushed to the water glass on the table, picked it up and poured it.

"That water was from last week." Xu Ze waited until Qiao Jinzhao finished drinking the water, and then said lightly. Qiao Xiaoshou, who was breathing smoothly just now, successfully choked on the water.

"Xu Ze! Labor and capital hate you!" Qiao Jinzhao finally took a breath, and immediately began to vent his inner dissatisfaction.

"Quiet." Xu Ze remained indifferent as usual.

"You hate it!" Seeing that Xu Ze ignored him at all, Qiao Jinzhao had no choice but to let go.What's more, after so much fuss, I'm so hungry that I'm already hungry.

"Hey, clean up and wash the dishes." After Xu Ze finished eating, he ordered Qiao Jinzhao, who still had half a bowl of rice left, to wash his hands.

"Why is it me again?" Qiao Jinzhao muttered, but still nodded obediently.

Xu Ze came out of the bathroom, looked at Qiao Jinzhao who was complaining, and thought to himself, this is what a subject must do, right?Why do you still ask?

After dinner, the industrious Qiao Xiaoshou was busy cleaning things, cleaning the table, and washing the dishes, just like a virtuous housewife.

It took half an hour to finish the work, and I lay on it collapsed, too lazy to move.

"Lie there, it's in the way." Seeing Qiao Xiaoshou lying beside him, Xu Ze pushed Qiao Xiaoshou away.

"No, no, I'm right here." Qiao Jinzhao contradicted Xu Ze.

"I can't stand you." Xu Ze looked at the arrogant Qiao Jinzhao and sighed, this clingy guy.

"Xu Ze, I'm so bored, do you have a computer?" Qiao Jinzhao couldn't bear the boredom for a long time, rolling around on the sofa, not restless at all.

"The study." Xu Ze looked at Qiao Jinzhao, who was really bored, and pointed in the direction of the study.

"Ah, Xu Ze, you have instantly become taller in my heart." Qiao Jinzhao who got permission immediately started flattering.After flattering for a while, he found that Xu Ze didn't pay any attention to him, so he touched the tip of his nose and walked towards the study resentfully.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Xu Ze's study.

"Ah, FUCK! Fuck me! Hang up again?" Qiao Jinzhao was full of energy, probably because he slept too much during the day, and it was already midnight now, so he didn't feel drowsy at all.

Because, the level is too bad, Qiao Jinzhao can be said to have been tortured to death just after being resurrected. After resurrecting N plus once, Qiao Jinzhao went into a rage again, and almost smashed the computer in agitation.

"Turn off." Qiao Jinzhao, who was fascinated by the game, didn't even know when Xu Ze came behind him, and Xu Ze's voice was also cut off by the earphones, Qiao Jinzhao continued to kill the game.

Suddenly, the monitor went dark. Qiao Jinzhao thought it was a power outage. When he looked up, he found that the chandelier in the study was very dazzling.

"Does Xu Ze have any enmity with you? Labor and management almost passed the test!" At this time, Qiao Jinzhao discovered Xu Ze's existence, and he didn't need to know that it must be that bastard Xu Ze who did it.

"Go to sleep." Xu Ze ignored the angry Qiao Jinzhao, grabbed Qiao Jinzhao's ear mercilessly, and pulled him to the door of the study.

"Why should I listen to you? I want to play games!" Qiao Jinzhao was very dissatisfied with Xu Ze's actions, knocked off Xu Ze's hand that was holding his ear, and protested loudly.

"You can do whatever you want? When is it your turn to make the decision?" Xu Ze looked at the rebellious Qiao Xiaoshou and narrowed his eyes, asking coldly.

"I, I was wrong." Qiao Jinzhao had never seen Xu Ze angry before, so he couldn't help admitting his mistake immediately in fear, although he didn't know where he was wrong at all.

"I made a mistake, so an apology is useful?" Xu Ze didn't intend to forgive Qiao Xiaoshou so easily, and still looked at Qiao Jinzhao with a gloomy face.

"Apologizing is useless, so tell me what's going on?" Qiao Jinzhao asked Xu Ze, suppressing the dissatisfaction in his heart.

"The attitude is too bad." Xu Ze said deliberately, looking at Qiao Jinzhao who was trying to suppress his anger.

"I'm sorry. I'm very sorry, please forgive me." Because Qiao Jinzhao was more afraid of Xu Ze, he had to apologize to Xu Ze very sincerely, but he was complaining silently in his heart. I don't even know what the hell I did wrong!

"It's purely perfunctory, but I'll accept it reluctantly." Xu Ze's expression was very reluctant.It seemed that he was still very dissatisfied with Qiao Jinzhao.

"Ah, that's really embarrassing." Qiao Jinzhao gritted his teeth and said polite words, but his expression was very bad.

"It's good to know." Xu Ze pretended not to see Qiao Jinzhao's reluctance, turned off the light in the study, and dragged Qiao Xiaoshou to the bedroom.

"Wait, Xu Ze, shouldn't I still sleep with you?" Qiao Jinzhao saw Xu Ze pulling her towards the same bedroom, and a bad thought flashed through her mind. Are you working on yourself again?

"En." Xu Ze stopped and looked at Qiao Jinzhao suspiciously. Isn't this nonsense?

"Why, there are obviously vacant rooms!" Qiao Jinzhao pointed to the guest room and said to Xu Ze.

"That's the utility room." Xu Ze said lightly, implying that if you live in it, I won't stop you, as long as you are willing to be with the utility room.

"Labor and management have confessed!" Qiao Jinzhao looked into the room unconvinced. Sure enough, there was nothing in it except groceries, not even a bed. Qiao Jinzhao accepted his fate.

"En." Xu Ze nodded in satisfaction as he watched Qiao Jinzhao obediently walk into the bedroom.

"Let me tell you, labor and capital have all gone to sleep obediently, what are you doing!" Qiao Jinzhao, who was thrown from the bed by Xu Ze, was furious.

"Go take a shower, it's dirty." Xu Ze gave Qiao Jinzhao a disgusted look, and said slowly.

"You! It's too much!" Qiao Jinzhao almost died of anger. What's with that disgusting look and contemptuous tone?

"Labor and capital will eliminate harm for the people today!" The angry Qiao Xiaoshou became more and more unhappy, and finally began to explode.

Qiao Xiaoshou flew directly at Xu Ze, but Xu Ze easily dodged it, and grabbed Qiao Jinzhao's collar. It was thanks to Xu Ze, otherwise, Qiao Xiaoshou would have fallen to the ground with glory , Moreover, it still landed face first!

"Be safe." Xu Ze warned Qiao Xiaoshou as he watched the fuss, and dragged Qiao Xiaoshou to the bathroom, because the bathroom was next to the bedroom, so Xu Ze kicked open the bathroom door and threw Qiao Xiaoshou got in.

"Didn't you take a bath? Why don't you go out?" Qiao Jinzhao comforted herself silently in her heart. Taking a bath or something is not a problem. Labor and management don't care about the rude behavior just now. What should I do if I throw it out by myself?In the middle of the night, I don't want to sleep on the street!Moreover, the school gates have been closed long ago, otherwise, there is still a place to go.Qiao Xiaoshou, who had been hypnotized for most of the day, opened his eyes and was surprised to find that Xu Ze hadn't left yet, and, what's more, why was he so clean?

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