The best of cold attack

"Please, I'm not a sandbag!" Qiao Jinzhao, who was thrown out by Xu Ze in the most brutal way, covered his injured arm and said dissatisfiedly, woohoo, my arm hit the wall just now, it hurts so much.

"Sandbags are worth more than you." Xu Ze hit Qiao Jinzhao's self-esteem again.

"Labor and capital are worth more than sandbags!" Qiao Xiaoshou refused.Immediately retorting, the excited Qiao Xiaoshou missed Xu Ze's playful smile.

"You're more valuable than sandbags, I'll buy you two for a hundred!" Xu Ze said coolly, and casually took out a hundred yuan and threw it on Qiao Jinzhao's body.

"What?! Labor and management don't care about your money!" Qiao Jinzhao looked at the banknotes on his body, threw the money on the bed on the spot, and said excitedly, after all, Qiao Jinzhao also has self-esteem!His self-esteem was deeply hurt by Xu Ze's one hundred yuan just now.

"What? Not enough?" Xu Ze looked at the excited Qiao Xiaoshou and said deliberately.

"I'll go, Xu Ze, can you stop being so superficial? The value of a person cannot be measured by money!" Qiao Jinzhao said, filled with righteous indignation, while Xu Ze turned his head in disdain.Silently, he took out a five-centimeter-thick one-hundred-yuan bill from his bag, and Qiao Xiaoshou's eyes lit up immediately, staring at the banknote in Xu Ze's hand.

"You? You deserve to be measured by money." Seeing Qiao Xiaoshou's eyes glowing, Xu Ze was speechless, knowing it was like this.He threw the banknote directly at Qiao Xiaoshou. On the spot, Qiao Xiaoshou was agitated and rushed towards him immediately.

"Ah, Uncle Xu, the younger one will be with you from now on. Just tell the boss if you have anything to do, you don't have to be polite to me." Qiao Jinzhao said flatteringly while counting the banknotes.

"Go to sleep!" Xu Ze poked Qiao Jinzhao on the head angrily, looking at him like that.

"Don't, don't, you don't get paid for nothing!" Qiao Xiaoshou said very righteously while stuffing the banknotes into his wallet.

"These money will buy you a night of quiet!" Xu Ze said coldly as he watched Qiao Xiaoshou's movements.

"Report sir, I will definitely complete the task!" Qiao Xiaoshou saluted, and then quickly got into bed, lying obediently on the bed, blinking, as if waiting for Xu Ze to praise him.

"Close your eyes!" Seeing Qiao Xiaoshou's appearance of asking for credit, Xu Ze couldn't help laughing, this guy is acting like a good boy!

After listening to Xu Ze's order, Qiao Xiaoshou's 5000-year slavishness in China was revealed, and he immediately closed his eyes obediently.

Seeing Qiao Xiaoshou's obedient appearance, Xu Ze nodded in satisfaction, took the MP4 earphone from the table and plugged it in, listened to the song, and opened half of the magazines he read.

And what about Qiao Xiaoshou, who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic?Dazedly, they fell asleep on Xu Ze's bed, so tonight, the two of them will share the same bed again.

The next day, sure enough, without going out to chat, Xu Ze woke up to Qiao Jinzhao's screams.

"Xu, Xu is a rascal!" Qiao Xiaoshou looked at Xu Ze, who was sleeping comfortably in his arms, and was frightened to death.

Qiao Jinzhao was kicked under the bed mercilessly for disturbing people's dreams early in the morning.

"Bastard, I'm fighting you desperately! The surname is Xu, see if I don't bite you to death!" Qiao Jinzhao rubbed her butt that was in close contact with the earth, jumped back on the bed fiercely, pressed on Xu Ze, and said through gritted teeth.

"Hey! Master Jinzhao, please don't laugh so obscenely, it's eerie and scary." Suddenly, a hand slapped Qiao Jinzhao on the shoulder, and Qiao Jinzhao, who was immersed in this morning, immediately woke up.

"Please, Uncle Jinzhao, under such circumstances, can you be in a daze?" Yu Hao sighed while resting his forehead.Because OK Bang is stuck on his face, so it looks a bit ridiculous.

"Hey, it's good that I didn't fall asleep in such a boring class meeting." Qiao Jinzhao yawned and said lazily.

"Tomorrow is the sports meeting, so it should be said to be a good thing, but the nonsense is that tomorrow is Saturday, a good weekend." Yu Hao lay on the table, complaining.

"Sports meeting? Tomorrow? Why don't I know? The teacher didn't tell me." Qiao Jinzhao was very suspicious of Yu Hao's words.

"You? Sleepwalking and distracted in class every day, how do you know? The teacher said it the day before yesterday, and let him sign up." Looking at Qiao Jinzhao's confused look, Yu Hao satirized angrily.

"It's okay if you don't participate in anything, right?" After hearing Yu Hao's words, he smiled awkwardly. Although what Yu Hao said was a bit mean, it was also true.

"No problem. Didn't the teacher just say that those who don't participate in anything don't want to be a cheerleader?" Yu Hao said deliberately innocently while suppressing a smile. The cheerleaders are all girls, but because there are not enough girls, so are the boys who didn't sign up. It's full of soldiers, thinking about how that real guy Qiao Jinzhao looks in a skirt, Yu Hao wants to laugh.

"Cheerleading? I'll go! Isn't that what girls do? The labor and management are boys." After hearing this, Qiao Jinzhao was very surprised.

"That can't be helped, the number of girls is not enough." Looking at the angry Qiao Jinzhao, Yu Hao gave a look of, buddy, you accept your fate, which made Qiao Jinzhao wish to hit the wall.

"Admit it, poor child." Yu Hao looked at the depressed Qiao Jinzhao, and patted him on the shoulder very loyally.

"Squad leader, please take a moment, follow me to get the cheerleading uniforms." At this time, the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and the teacher left after saying this.

After the class monitor followed the teacher out of the class, Qiao Xiaoshou immediately collapsed and lay down on the table, burying his face in his arms so that others could not see his expression.

"Jinzhao, are you crying? Isn't it just wearing a skirt? It's no big deal. Don't cry. No one is laughing at you." He glared at Yu Hao who was behind him.

"Why are you looking at me? I'm just telling the truth." Yu Hao said that he was very innocent.

"Shut up, both of you, okay? Labor and management are just taking a break." Qiao Jinzhao finally couldn't help it anymore, revealed his face, and said angrily.

"Ah, we were wrong, Mr. Jinzhao, you continue to rest! We have withdrawn." Yu Hao pulled Dong Xiang away from Qiao Jinzhao's side immediately.Qiao Jinzhao continued to lie down.

until……

"Fuck! Which bastard is it again?" When he was about to fall asleep in a daze, two big hands shook him awake.Qiao Xiaoshou, who couldn't get enough sleep, scolded his father angrily!

"Wake up, here you are." Qiao Xiaoshou looked up and found the monitor with a smile in his eyes looking at him, and couldn't help but blush.The squad leader saw that Qiao Jinzhao was awake, and put the pink bag in his arms.

"Pink miniskirt?" Qiao Jinzhao opened the bag curiously, and saw a set of pink and white suspender miniskirt inside!

"Kao's perverted clothes?" Qiao Jinzhao had black hair, how could he wear such clothes!

"Wow, what a cute dress. I don't know it was designed by that nice guy, I love him to death!" Just as Qiao Jinzhao finished speaking, a girl screamed excitedly from behind him.