The best of cold attack

"Fuck? This house number is too auspicious!" Qiao Jinzhao looked at the blue iron plate in his hand. The bright yellow "419" on the plate blinded Qiao Jinzhao's eyes.From the first floor to the fourth floor, Qiao Jinzhao stared wide-eyed, and quickly scanned the house numbers on each door. Heaven pays off, and finally, he found this extremely cheating number on the fourth floor.

"Unexpectedly, there is no one?" Qiao Jinzhao pushed open the door of the dormitory. No one lived in the dormitory for the whole summer vacation. In the dormitory, not to mention the floor, the bed and the table were covered with dust. He said that his roommate should have moved in, but there was no sign of people living in the house.

So, for the sake of living comfortably, uh, ah bah!where?It was the selfless and hardworking Qiao Xiaoshou who began to clean the dormitory with all his might.

Qiao Jinzhao threw herself on the bed after cleaning up the messy dormitory.Too lazy to move his body, he directly stretched his arms and fished the backpack to his side, took out the mobile phone from the inner bag of the backpack, and checked the time, it was already 45:[-].I have been busy for more than an hour, no wonder I am so tired.

It's already this point, and I don't know if Jiajia is asleep.Lin Jia is Qiao Jinzhao's girlfriend who took two years to catch up.Lin Jia was Qiao Jinzhao's junior high school classmate. At that time, Lin Jia had countless suitors. Under Qiao Jinzhao's stalking, Miss Lin finally agreed to try dating him for a while.

"Jiajia, are you asleep yet?" Qiao Jinzhao couldn't bear the pain of lovesickness in his heart. In order not to disturb Lin Jia, Qiao Jinzhao sent Lin Jia a text message.Look at Sent on your phone screen.Qiao Jinzhao was in a daze.

Just as Qiao Jinzhao was waiting for Lin Jia's reply, and was about to fall asleep, Qiao Jinzhao's cheerful cell phone rang in the empty room.The dazed Qiao Jinzhao cast his eyes on the flickering phone screen. With a completely unfamiliar phone number, Qiao Jinzhao pressed the answer button with trembling hands.

"Hello?" A deep male voice came from the loudspeaker. It should be a questioning tone, but it was turned into an affirmative sentence.

"Ah? Excuse me, who are you?" Qiao Jinzhao was confused when he heard a completely unfamiliar voice. I have to say that Qiao Jinzhao is a poor child with a negative charisma. Not to mention female friends, he doesn't even have a close friend. The only one who can be regarded as having a good relationship with Qiao Jinzhao is Yu Hao's childhood friend.

"Your roommate." The strange man's pleasant voice came from the microphone, with a mature deep and magnetic voice.Qiao Xiaoshou couldn't help but sigh, why is there such a big difference when they are both men?His own voice still has the childishness of a little boy.

"Roommate? Can that be eaten? Uh, what are you talking about? You are my roommate?!" Qiao Xiaoshou, who was silently lamenting that the gap between people is as big as Mao, did not respond at all, but said very calmly.When the brain turned the corner, it seemed that the words had already been spoken, and the claws roared frantically.

"Well, I can't eat it." Qiao Jinzhao held the phone and waited for the reaction of his future roommate with a silly face. It was ruined. Such a phone call ruined his plan to give his roommate a good impression.Roommates are not the same as classmates. Qiao Jinzhao is a sophomore this year, and the relationship between classmates in high school has always been cold, especially in the key high school that Qiao Jinzhao attended. Everyone is studying hard, and the relationship between classmates is just a cloud, but roommates are different. That's when you look down and don't see up!Just when Qiao Xiaoshou was excited by the villain in his heart, the other party's joke-like words left Qiao Xiaoshou speechless.What's with that cold joke feeling?

"Uh, excuse me, classmate, ah, no, the future prospective roommate is so late, what's the point of calling?" Actually, I wanted to ask my classmate, how did you know my mobile phone number, but, in order to reserve it for the roommate Qiao Jinzhao, who had a beautiful image, omitted the last sentence and asked very politely.

"Tomorrow, I will move in and clean up the dormitory." The other party's answer was a blunt order.

"But..." I want to serve you because of Mao!

"You, have an opinion?" Qiao Xiaoshou's dissatisfaction was interrupted mercilessly, and he asked the innocent Qiao Xiaoshou in a cold tone.

"I……"

"Acquiescence, that's it." Qiao Xiaoshou's words were interrupted again, and the other party's voice just fell, and there was only "beep——" on the phone.Qiao Xiao, who was deprived of the right to speak from the beginning to the end, was blown up.

"Your sister! Where did the bastard come from! Ahhh! Could it be that my roommate is such a guy?"

"Jinzhao, let's go for a run, damn it, what time is it? Can't get up yet!" Qiao Jinzhao, who was sleeping comfortably, was woken up by the extremely unpleasant knock on the door and the noise made by her bad friend. He took the phone next to his pillow and looked at the silver number on the screen: 05:45!

"Damn it, it's all over." Qiao Jinzhao cursed in a low voice, then quickly dressed, rinsed her mouth and washed her face, then picked up her light schoolbag and opened the door with the compressed biscuits she bought yesterday in her mouth.

"Brother Jinzhao, what did you do last night? You still have dark circles under your eyes after sleeping until this point." Seeing Qiao Jinzhao's drowsy appearance, Yu Hao couldn't help complaining.

"It's 55:5, there's still [-] minutes left. Let's go!" Qiao Jinzhao didn't have time to explain, nor did he have time to complain to Yu Hao that the phone call last night was the culprit of his inability to sleep, so he directly dragged Yu Hao and rushed downstairs.

"Three past six, you're late." The aunt who supervised the running exercise pushed her glasses and looked at Yu Hao and Qiao Jinzhao very calmly.

"Oh, auntie, school just started, look at this time, just let us go." Yu Hao's head was sweating, and he had a standard smile on his face.

"You also know that this is the beginning of school? Are you late at the beginning of school?" The aunt gave Yu Hao a cold look.Bad tone.

The end of begging for mercy from the middle-aged aunt is tantamount to hastening one's own death.Yu Hao was fined to run three laps, and the innocent Qiao Jinzhao was angered without saying a word.

"I'm sorry, but I'll borrow these two." Just as the two of them were being tortured to death by running, a man wearing a high school uniform and wearing a student union badge came over, with an unquestionably domineering tone that made people Surrender.

A very familiar voice.Looking at the man, Qiao Jinzhao felt that the voice was so familiar.However, I can't remember where I heard it, it seems like it was last night?

"Student union? Well, if this is the case, you two, forget it today, and don't let me catch it next time." The aunt glanced at the student union badge of the visitor, and let him go very decisively.

"Damn it, this is Chi Guoguo's discrimination!" Seeing the two completely different attitudes, Yu Hao couldn't help cursing, muttering, but still obediently followed that man.

"Ah! I remembered!" Qiao Jinzhao, who had been silent all this time, followed behind Yu Hao, and he didn't know why he had lost his nerve, so he yelled loudly, which made the students who rushed to the classroom after running to pay attention.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't wake up. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, haha." Qiao Jinzhao smiled awkwardly, defending incoherently.

"En." Everyone was watching the excitement, and they were in a hurry in the morning, and everyone left one after another, so what should they do?Only, the person from the student union, for Qiao Jinzhao, and possibly his roommate, stared at Qiao Xiaoshou expressionlessly.

"It's nothing, just, what is this classmate's name?" Qiao Jinzhao laughed dryly, complaining silently in his heart, "Brother, you keep staring at me, and there are students around you, so I can ask without thinking: Dude, who are you?" The future roommate who called me last night must be the culprit who caused me insomnia until four o'clock in the middle of the night. In the end, I overslept and was fined for being late!Qiao Xiaoshou gritted his teeth and laughed.

"Xu Ze." Man, ah, no, it was Xu Ze. Seeing Qiao Xiaoshou's way of changing the subject, he thought it was interesting, so he told a person he met for the first time his name for the first time.

"Xu Ze, haha, it turns out to be the famous Xu Ze from the student union~" Qiao Jinzhao patted Xu Ze's shoulder like a buddy, because of the difference in height, Qiao Xiaoshou struggled to stand on tiptoe, barely able to get a picture of Xu Ze's The shoulders, like that, have an indescribably weird feeling.

"Uh, Yu Hao, who is Xu Ze?" With dry laughs, Qiao Jinzhao quietly turned his head and asked in a low voice.

"No way, Xu Ze doesn't even know! It's that awesome guy from Class [-], the chairman of the student union." Yu Hao rolled his eyes at Qiao Jinzhao, and said in a low voice.

Xu Ze glanced at the two self-righteous guys and was a little displeased. That guy who looks like an idiot is his roommate?It was scary enough.Xu Ze's face was still cold, but the slightly wrinkled brow showed Xu Ze's dissatisfaction with his roommate.

"Uh, it looks like I've been ignored." Xu Ze chose to ignore Qiao Jinzhao's extremely crappy hypocritical flattery.Still walking towards the teaching building with unabated strides.

Just like that, Qiao Jinzhao and Yu Hao followed Xu Ze towards the teaching building until they arrived at the door of Class [-], which was Qiao Jinzhao and Yu Hao's class.

"Report!" He heard the voice of the physics old man when he arrived at the door of the class. Qiao Jinzhao secretly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and checked the time. Sure enough, it was already late.I already got up late, plus I was fined to run away, and now I have the first class, and I have already taught half a class, but I know that I will get a K when I enter the class now, so I have to make a report.

"Qiao Jinzhao and Yu Hao? Give me an explanation, why are you late at the beginning of school?" The old physics teacher glanced at the two children standing by the door, and put down his precious pointer very calmly.A gentle and cautious man.

"Report to the teacher! Our sophomore students are under a lot of pressure. Last night, we turned on the lights and studied hard. As a result, we are not in good spirits today. Please bear with us!" Classmate Yu Hao saluted very politely, and said with a smile on his face.Seeing his friend lying and not making drafts, Qiao Jinzhao laughed out of a lack of loyalty. The lie was as true as the truth. When he saw the blue veins on the forehead of the old physics man, he immediately bit his lower lip and struggled to In Xu Ze's eyes, the weird look that wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, unexpectedly, was so cute.

"Student Yu Hao, please use a more creative excuse next time!" The teacher said in a bad tone, the boss with wide eyes.