Since I picked up the strongest cub

"Two, two Dazai-san!"

Atsushi Nakajima rolled his eyes.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's dark eyes stared straight at the big screen.Akutagawa Yin, who was sitting beside him, was very sure that he saw a trace of envy in his brother's eyes.

Even though Akutagawa Ryunosuke has long been very deeply aware of Mr. Dazai's obsession, Akutagawa Yin still can't help thinking: Is this even enviable! ?

Osamu Dazai brought the Akutagawa brothers and sisters back to Hong Kong|Hei, which in a sense gave her a new existence.But even so, Akutagawa Gin couldn't go against his conscience and say that he could accept a world where there are two Mr. Dazai.

——I always thought it would be a very scary world.

Nakahara Chuya's expression over there looked like he was about to spit it out.

[The screen stays in Su Ge's room.

Osamu Dazai looked at Su Ge in a motionless posture.If it wasn't for the ups and downs of the chest of the person lying on the bed, the camera would seem to be completely still. 】

Everyone outside the screen also fell into silence strangely.

Kunikida Doppo faced the expectant eyes of the other members of the Armed Detective Agency, and said awkwardly: "Dazai..."

Osamu Dazai, who was sitting in front of him, seemed to have just realized that everyone's eyes were on him. He moved a bit, then twisted his body, holding his face shyly.

"Oh, why are you all looking at me like this? Are you fascinated by my handsome and heroic appearance on the screen~"

Accompanied by Nakahara Chuya's "vomit" and Akutagawa Ryunosuke's praise that "Mr. Dazai is of course the most charming", the corners of Nakahara's mouth twitched.

She looked at Osamu Dazai, who was holding his heart with Xizi in a pretentious way.

"Why does it feel like this guy has a subtle sense of familiarity..."

——The gazes of the conjurers fell directly on the man with long legs crossed casually.

Wujo Wulue turned his head: "Huh? Why are you looking at me like this?"

Everyone: "..."

The case is solved, the sense of sight!

It's another Gojo Satoru!

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked back and forth following the gazes of the crowd, his furry head dangling like a cat in a melon field.

[I don't know how long it has been.But the sun has gradually climbed to the top of the sky, and the sunlight cast from the window is slowly eroding the entire room.

It was probably a coincidence that Osamu Dazai's figure moved a bit, just blocking the glare of the light.

With a "squeak", the door was pushed open.

Dazai looked up.The faces of the two were as expressionless as looking in a mirror. 】

Tanizaki Junichiro said in a low voice, "It feels so strange."

Tanizaki Naomi leaned into his arms, echoed in a low voice: "Mr. Dazai's expression is so scary."

She pointed to the one sitting on the edge of the bed.

It's clearly the same expression, but that Mr. Dazai's eyes are like the calm sea before the storm, gestating a huge storm.

【Osamu Dazai's gaze rests on the other's bandaged eyes for a second, and he immediately looks away in disgust.

A young man in a black suit stood at the door, not intending to go in for a while. 】

Gojo Satoru raised his legs, pulled down his blindfold and looked around the expressionless person outside the screen with interest.

[At this time, a meow interrupted the stalemate between the two.

The gigantic cat rushed in with a speed that didn't match its body. 】

"Is that a cat?"

"It doesn't look like..."

"It's too big!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was sitting dignifiedly, suddenly had burning eyes, and his back became more and more straight.

【"Meow meow meow!"

747 looked at Su Ge with his head, and immediately patted the quilt after confirming, and looked at the two of them with a condemning look.

Osamu Dazai smiled helplessly: "747, I don't understand what you say."

The other didn't even look at it in a humane way

Criticizing the kitty at home with one look, only focused on the person on the bed. 】

"This cat is so smart." Knotabagi Yuhito sighed.

The panda rubbed its chin and guessed, "Is it also a curse skeleton?"

[747 talked with Osamu Dazai for a long time, and found that this little brat had no intention of introspecting at all, and was so angry that the hairs all over his body exploded angrily.

"Meow!"

Seeing that 747's sharp claws were about to land on Osamu Dazai's face, the person lying on the bed moved his fingers suddenly.

The atmosphere suddenly froze.

Osamu Dazai turned his head in astonishment, afraid that it was his own illusion.Because of his sudden movement, 747 almost poked Osamu Dazai in the eye, and it was so frightened that it quickly retracted its claws.

747 pouted his neck: "Meow—!?"

What are you doing! ?

The fluffy cat had an expression of "Don't try to harm me".

A cold snort came from outside the screen, and a hand with slender white fingers stretched out from the camera. That hand grabbed the back of 747's neck and lifted it up. Following his movements, the screen gradually shifted towards him. 】

Sawada Tsunayoshi opened his eyes slightly: "It's Hibari-senpai."

He thought he cleverly raised his head to look in the direction of Hibari Kyouya, but he could only see the sharp jaw line of the young man not far away.

He had never seen Senior Hibari stay in a place with more than three people except when rectifying discipline.

The little animal couldn't help sighing in surprise, and then shrank its neck in fright when the phoenix eyes swept over it without any emotion.

[The young man with black hair and phoenix eyes frowned slightly, and raised 747 impatiently.

The one-meter-long cat is as light as a small chicken in his hands.

The 747 baring its teeth and waving claws first paused because of the spontaneous reaction of the body, and then became angry from embarrassment.

"Meow, meow!" What are you doing!

Hibari Kyoumi looked over expressionlessly.

747:"……"

It looks away.

It's a good meow not to fight with cubs!

And as if he had noticed something from the attitude of one person and one cat, the two pairs of identical kite eyes stubbornly stared at the boy who could understand 747's words. 】

"Wow, how ruthless." The panda's eyes turned to the boy sitting in the corner, and whispered to the dog Curly Thorn in a voice that everyone in the room could hear.

"Obviously those two guys look like they're about to cry."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke said viciously: "Mr. Dazai won't cry!"

His voice was so deafening that it even echoed throughout the room.

Osamu Dazai was brought back to reality by Akutagawa Ryunosuke's roar, but it might as well not have heard it.He couldn't help being a little depressed, and covered half of his face.

Thanks to Akutagawa Ryunosuke, he found that the eyes of those who were still in a daze were also highly concentrated on the screen, and even Edogawa Ranpo, who had been eating non-stop, slightly opened his eyes and stared at the screen.Osamu Dazai even heard the armed detective agency betting behind him on whether he would really cry.

"That's Mr. Dazai, probably not."

"That's not necessarily true."

"..."

【Kyoya Hibari was not ruthless in the end.When he was about to walk out completely, he stopped slightly and threw out a light sentence.

"That guy will wake up today."

"Meow!" 747 called out, flicking its long tail.

I told you to remember to report Su Ge's physical condition to me!

747's complaining voice was still cursing outside, but the people in the room couldn't care less about it, and two pairs of kite eyes lit up at the same time. 】

"Great!" As if expressing the heartfelt feelings of the two Dazai Osamu, Knotaba Yuhito clenched his fist and waved it.

Even though the dignified Doppo Kunikida, Fukuzawa Yukichi and others are somewhat relieved that the woman on the screen is about to wake up, they are not as straightforward as Knotabagi Yuhito.

Nagasaki Wild Rose gave him a blank look: "You don't even know her

, what are you happy about? "

Kunzhang Yuren scratched his head, and said frankly: "I think the fact that she woke up is very happy."

He showed a big smile: "And she is very important to Teacher Wutiao. If she wakes up, Teacher Wutiao will be very happy too!"

Although Gojo Satoru's close-ups on the screen are only a few seconds so far, Gojo Satoru, who has always been arrogant, restrained his temper just by saying "Sister Asu will be angry", which is enough to prove that the "lying" lying on the bed The importance of "Asu" to him.

Accompanied by Gojo Satoru's voice of "Wah Yuren-chan~" pretending to be moved, Iauri Nitzi moved her fingers slightly, and a cigarette appeared between her index finger and middle finger following her heart, but she did not light it , just holding the cigarette in his mouth.

The dog curly spine twisted his body to the maximum within the range of motion, he gave a thumbs up to Yuzu Yuhito, his purple eyes were shining.

“Salmon salmon, tuna egg drop!”

Yuzu Yuren immediately rolled his eyes: "Eh? Senior Gouju, I don't understand."

After such an interruption, the stalemate in the room became a little easier.

[Almost in an instant, the leader Zai strode forward, wanting to walk to Su Ge's side.

His face could even be called joyful, and his eyes fell greedily on Su Ge's face.

But it was blocked by a foot.

The original joyful expression suddenly turned cold, and he looked at Osamu Dazai who was looking at him coldly, and smiled angrily.

"—Looking at me like this, are you jealous?"]

The atmosphere on the screen suddenly became tense, and the atmosphere off the screen also changed suddenly.

"Wow, another Dazai-san's expression has become so scary."

Someone from the Armed Detective Agency sighed.

Edogawa waved the soda triumphantly in a flurry of steps, "Dazai, you are still far behind." He completely forgot who had uttered the same hatred as himself on the screen more than ten minutes ago.

Dazai had a fake smile on his face.

"Mr. Ranpo, that's not me."

【Osamu Dazai's expression looked particularly angry for a moment, even the leader Zai never thought that one day he would see such an expression on his face.

——The kind of expression that seems to have been poked into a sore spot.

"What can you envy." After a long while, Osamu Dazai finally spoke, every word seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth.

"It's just relying on Asu's sympathy to beg for her care like a pug, the poor guy deserves my sympathy?"

Osamu Dazai chuckled, as if he raised his hand inadvertently, and the silver reflection on his fingers flickered.

——The expression of the leader Zai also changed. 】

"..."

"...Although Mr. Dazai's expression looks scary." It may be because what happened in front of him is too miraculous. Competing for favor."

"The cows in our family will show such expressions when they want to eat more grass." Miyazawa Kenji said cheerfully.

Sawada Tsunayoshi question mark face: Can a cow show an expression?

Takeshi Yamamoto also smiled heartily: "Kuji Temple sometimes shows such an expression."

"What! I don't have one!!!"

Dazai Osamu who didn't want to hear a word but heard it clearly: "..."

[When Edogawa ran up, the atmosphere between the two Osamu Dazai was almost on fire.

He glanced casually, and said, "Asu's current body can't stand another shock of time and space."

——As the masters of "Disqualification in the World", if the two Osamu Dazai really fight, there is a high probability that it will cause a singularity of supernatural power.

The leader Zai and Dazai Zhi froze for a moment.

Edogawa Ranpo glanced at the two of them with a look of "I will never let you go if you get involved with Aso", snorted, and ran to Su Ge's side.

——Of course the great Ranpo-sama knew that Aso would wake up today.

He was lying beside Su Ge's bed, chatting with her as usual.

"Asu Asu, the shop in the commercial street has a new thick dim sum, it's delicious, but Akiko is only willing to give me a little pocket money." The 22-year-old youth's face is still childish, he is full of anger pouted loudly]

Hearing his own name, Yosano Akiko became slightly interested.

["Anyway, Aso, you must make up for me after you wake up today." Edogawa Ranpo put his face on Su Ge's palm, looking forward to it with a bit of annoyance: "At least give me a month dim sum."

"You can't take me to the dentist either!"]

The young voice on the screen happily enjoyed the bright future, Fukuzawa Yukichi outside the screen disapproved when he heard the key words: "Random steps."

From another self, I confirmed that the dim sum made by Su Ge is super delicious, at least it is very suitable for my taste, and that the new thick dim sum is not available in my own world. .

"It's not what Ranbu-sama said!"

【"Also, this time Wu is also very angry. This is the first time I saw him like that. Even Mr. Small Eyes said that he didn't expect such a little chicken like Wu to be so angry that Wu fought him. One dismantled the school again, and when you wake up, Uncle Sunglasses will chat with you... But who told Asu that you merged with the book just to let that guy come over, everyone is very angry!"

"Even Zhong also said that he won't talk to you for at least three days..."]

Book! ?

Osamu Dazai's pupils tightened.

Edogawa Ranbo squinted his eyes and stared at the screen in doubt for a while, then turned his head and asked, "Hey, Dazai, what is a book?"

He didn't extract any information about the book from Su Ge and himself, which is absolutely impossible for [Super Reasoning]!Lord Ranpo immediately became interested.

Osamu Dazai: "...No, wait a minute."

"Teacher Wutiao?"

Fu Heihui looked suspiciously at Gojo Satoru who suddenly lowered his face.

"No, it's fine."

Gojo Satoru showed the same smile as usual, and secretly exchanged a look with Iirui Glass, to make sure that he heard correctly.

Small eyes... poof.

[While Edogawa Ranbu was talking to Su Ge non-stop, the two Dazai Osamu were already fighting together. They hit from the bedside to the door, and then rolled from the door to the window.Bang bang bang bang bang bang non-stop.

After a while, there was the sound of angry footsteps outside the door.

"I said what are you doing, Xiaohui and the others are still doing homework downstairs!"]

"puff."

Fu Heihui died of fish eyes.

The panda endured it, but did not.

"Doing homework, Hui, are you still a primary school student hahaha."

Everyone in the high school of conjuration made happy voices.

[The face of the orange-haired boy appeared in the screen, his eyebrows were tightly frowned, and he looked like he was going to hit someone.

"What are you doing?" He stared at the distorted posture of the two, and was stunned.

Osamu Dazai grabbed the leader Zai's neck: "I must teach this guy a lesson today!"

The leader, Zai, still retained a little bit of reason, paying attention to the image and did not speak, but he also stared fiercely at the other party.

Gojo Satoru, who had just learned that Su Ge would wake up soon, went upstairs in a good mood. He casually glanced at the two people who were "fighting to the death".

Gojo Wu's beautiful eyes under the sunglasses blinked, he pushed the sunglasses, and tilted his head: "Are you two mopping the floor?"

The two who were fighting fiercely suddenly: "..."]

"Hahahahaha."

There was a burst of laughter off the screen.

Among them, Kunikida Doppo and Nakahara Chuya laughed the loudest.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke wanted to defend Dazai Osamu, but Akutagawa Yinyan quickly covered his mouth.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

[At this moment, Su Ge's eyelashes trembled a few times on the bed.

Because Edogawa Ranpo suddenly shut his mouth, the few people who watched over noticed it, and held their breath for an instant. 】