Xia Youjie explained helplessly that he had swallowed the curse spirit jade, and his technique was called [curse spirit exercise], which was to achieve the effect of controlling different spell spirits by swallowing spell spirits, and then use them for himself.

Qianfeng's curiosity came up, and he asked him what the curse spirit smelled like.

"It's like a rag from vomit."

Qianfeng, who was full of curiosity, pestered Xia Youjie to let her have a taste too. Xia Youjie couldn't resist letting her taste it, but she leaned on the wall and started to vomit Rainbow.

"Ouch! Jie, your description is too simple. This is obviously the garbage mixed with the vomit of the blue whale, the saliva of the hippo and the mucus of the stinky octopus!"

Amidst the strange background music, Xia Youjie help her out helplessly, "I told you it's not good, but you still want to eat it."

Why is it in the strange background music?

Because Wujo Satoru was like clockwork, laughing viciously, mocking her for having no common sense, saying that it is impossible for a man to have children, and mocking her for being too curious.

Qian Feng wiped his mouth and couldn't help but said, "It's because you are ignorant, men can have children."

Xia Youjie/Wujo Wu (perfunctory.jpg): "Yeah, men can have children too."

Qianfeng: "Men can really have children!"

Gojo Satoru said that if a man in this world could have children, he would wash his hair upside down or just try it.

Qian Feng gave him a meaningful look, which made him shudder.

Younger brother Yuki: [A man who sets up such a fg will really be arrested to give birth to a child. 】

... After the task was over, the three of them bought salty jade seeds and burned them back to the high school. Jia Ruzizi was very satisfied with the supper that Qianfeng brought her, "Finally it's not deadly sweet."

Gojo Satoru was still yelling exaggeratedly that he was bullied by the salty party, Qianfeng smiled with crooked eyebrows, life in the new school seems to be pretty good.

But then she realized the busyness of the conjurer. As a field worker, she and the two DKs are often busy in the front line of the battle. As the owner of the reversal spell, Jiarui Zizi was trapped working in the school .

Everyone is a magician, everyone has a bright future and - dark circles.

Qian Feng looked at himself in the mirror, and now he had the same dark circles as Jia Ruo Zi, and then looked at Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu's bright and clean skin.

She was angry: "Why don't you have dark circles!"

Xia Youjie pondered for a while, "Maybe it's because we are boys?"

The reason given by Gojo Satoru was not enough. He smiled Versailles, and looked at the bowknot mirror, "It's genetically determined, don't be envious."

The two fought.

Xia Youjie: "..."

The time came to the first two days of the New Year, perhaps because the atmosphere of the festival was approaching, people's negative emotions were much less, and the classrooms of colleges and universities finally became popular again.

Ye Mozheng stood on the podium, and under the recommendation of Qianfeng, he wrote many books, including but not limited to "How to Become a Spicy Teacher", "Managing Problem Children", "Overcoming the Seven-Year Itch: Rekindling Passion with My Wife" (bushi).

In short, his soul has been sublimated.

The hot and spicy teacher Noctua Zhengdao changed the format of the class. He cleared his throat and said, "When you get along day and night, you must have understood each other's weaknesses. Let's talk about it."

It is said that knowing yourself and the enemy can win every battle. A good teacher can let students learn to observe, understand themselves and their classmates through good questions, and become tacit combat partners!

Qian Feng excitedly raised his hand, with a face like I was about to start breaking the news: "I know, I know, Wu is afraid of spicy food, the last time I ate hot pot, the slightly spicy pot was too spicy, tsk, it's really too weak."

Gojo Satoru: "!"

"Jie was in a daze. He was deceived by a curser who pretended to be a little girl when he was on a mission last time. I advised him that the little girl was not easy. He insisted that the little girl was weak, but the little girl almost stripped his pants and abducted him. Give birth to cubs."

Xia Youjie: "."

"Gratia also has weaknesses. She likes to smoke too much, and she is prone to lung cancer."

Home into the glass: "..."

"What, Qianfeng, your weakness is that you are too lustful, and you can't stop other people's beauty tricks at all." Gojo Satoru shouted in an instant, "And Jie, I like eating soba noodles too much, and eating too much of this food makes me stupid Bar!"

Xia Youjie sneered, "Then you won't be much better off. Drink a glass of wine and eat a lethal amount of sweets all day long."

The family enters the glass and watches the play on the side.

Seeing that the classmate tacit understanding exchange meeting was about to turn into a bad style meeting, Ye Mozheng quickly tapped on the blackboard, "I'll let you tell about your observations of each other during the battle."

Xia Youjie was thoughtful, and spoke first: "Like Wu's technique, although it is tyrannical and has no lower limit, but he can't maintain it all day long, otherwise he will burn his brain. This is his weakness, is that so? ?”

Gojo Satoru snorted: "Even if I can't maintain it, I am the strongest."

Qianfeng raised his hand and suggested: "In this case, it would be good to learn the reverse technique?"

Wujo Wujo lay down on the table lazily: "The reversal technique is not so easy to learn, you think I haven't learned it before."

Jia Ruozi spread her hands, she explained the principle in detail, but whether or not she understands it depends entirely on the individual.

Qian Feng was thoughtful: "What is Jie's weakness? In theory, as long as you eat enough curse spirits, they can be used by you, right?"

The ball-headed boy nodded, but it was disgusting, sticky, slippery, and smelly to the touch, sore and burning throat and stomach, the magician is a powerful talent, but every gift has a price marked in secret.

Qianfeng raised his hands again and suggested: "Then how about using the method of fighting poison with poison? Fujia has released a new kind of strange-flavored beans, which have the smell of white wax pen, vomit, nail polish, pencil, mineral water, and carpet. The smell, the smell of scalp oil..."

Xia Youjie: "...Qianfeng, I want to live a few more years."

In the end, the question came back to Qianfeng herself. What is her weakness?

Gojo Satoru pointed out sharply: "Your spell power is not strong enough to support your spell."

Xia Youjie also nodded.

Qian Feng spread his hands, "I can't help it, maybe I'm a mature person with a stable inner core, it's not my fault that I don't have enough negative emotions."

Everyone: "?"

Kernel stable?Mature?Who are you talking about?

However, in order to make up for her weakness, there are actually two ways to go, one is to increase revenue, and the other is to reduce expenditure.

In the past days, Qianfeng will also study how to save money and increase the utilization rate of mana power, but it is a pity that mana power is like energy, it will overflow, spread, and disappear. rate cannot reach [-]%.

Jia Ruozi pondered for a while, then raised his head, "Would you like to try another way to create more spell power?"

…In the common room, it was still snowing outside the window, but it was warm inside, the matches in the fireplace were crackling, and the first-year college students were curled up on the sofa for movie night.

Qianfeng was sitting at home, Xia Youjie was sitting on the right, and Wujo Wu was on Xia Youjie's left, the sofa could just accommodate four people.

She was holding a special doll in her hand, which was a curse skeleton made by Noctuma Zhengdao, which required her to continuously output spell power. Although it was still ugly, it was still quite comfortable to touch.

There is a box of colorful bottles on the carpet, all of which are made of glass, white, red and foreign.

Jia Ruozi skillfully opened the bottle cap with his hands, and handed her a bottle of foreign wine, "Alcohol can amplify people's emotions. Take this opportunity to exercise your spell power, and maybe you can find out where the limit is."

Qian Feng had never drank foreign wine before, so she stuck out her tongue and licked it. The orange liquid had a sweet and spicy fragrance, and the aftertaste of sweetness lingered in her throat.

It's delicious!

She began to ton ton in one breath, and her brain that had been running at high speed seemed to be slowly loosened, and some shackles seemed to be opened.

Xia Youjie took out the disc box, and first ruled out the vine-entangled and cat-eared discs, then there are romance films, disaster films, and horror films to choose from.

Xia Youjie: "How about horror movies?"

Gojo Satoru: "Horror movies aren't as scary as curse spirits."

Xia Youjie: "Then romance movies?"

Gojo Satoru: "That's too boring."

In the end, everyone decided on a disaster movie. Xia Youjie glanced at the introduction. It was about the hero who encountered a series of weird monsters after straying into another world. survived...

Without paying much attention, he snapped the disc into the player, and as soon as the lights went out, movie night began.

[The story has a long beginning. The man was driving on the highway. He got into a car accident after answering a phone call. When he woke up again, he had entered a strange and bizarre world. He was captured by the leader of the vine clan. being interrogated. 】

The picture was a little shoddy, Xia Youjie felt a little bored, and because he drank too much water, he decided to go to the bathroom, and there were only three people left in the lounge.

Gojo Gojo was chewing popcorn. He also felt that the movie was a bit boring, so he turned his head away. Qianfeng and Glass were drinking.

Dude, there's already a bunch of wine bottles piled up under the sofa!

He clicked his tongue twice, and when he turned his head to watch the plot, he directly performed a dumbfounded action.

[The man was stripped naked by the leader of the vine tribe, and he was doing some indescribable movements. 】

Gojo Satoru: "!" Isn't this a disaster movie?

Sure enough, the two JKs turned to look at him subtly, and he palely argued that this was not the disc he bought, but the two JKs ignored him, and began to communicate seriously while drinking.

Jia Ruzizi: "This man has kidney deficiency."

Qian Feng: "Kissing skills are also terrible."

Jia Ruozi: "Am I feeling alright?"

Qianfeng: "Then you haven't seen any good ones before."

Gojo Satoru: "..."

[The following plot continues to develop rapidly. The man is caught by the leader of the orc clan, which cannot be described, and then is caught by the leader of the mermaid clan, which cannot be described...]

Gojo Satoru was shocked, this is an erotic movie disguised as a disaster movie!What movie did Jay choose?

He turned his head away, and an even more incredible scene happened.

The girl with the tear mole leaned back on the sofa in a daze, and the long-haired girl pinched the girl with the tear mole by her chin, "Let me tell you, my kissing skills are very good."

Jia Ruozi was already drunk, "...well, that's it."

The two leaned close together sticky, their lips touched together, Qian Feng was in the upper position, stuck out his tongue and licked it, then stuck it in, pulling out a touch of silver thread.

Gojo Satoru: "!"

He didn't even eat the popcorn, and immediately hugged Qianfeng around his waist and dragged him over. He looked like you were crazy, "Kamidai Qianfeng! Are you drunk?!"

The girl raised her head, her misty eyes were like golden light, sticky and churned together, she couldn't focus at all, it turned out she was drunk.

She didn't stand still and threw him on the ground, Gojo Satoru pushed her angrily, "You are so heavy, do you know that!"

The next moment, his soft lips pressed against him, his eyes widened, his sunglasses slipped off, and she took them off and threw them on the carpet.

"Open your mouth." The girl's voice was hoarse.

Soft, hot, wet, the bright red tip of the tongue turned into a sheath knife, pried open his lips and teeth, and turned into a soft and relaxing cloud, slowly soothing his cheeks.

The sweet breath and the smell of wine were mixed together, the heavy sucking and sucking made his lips a little numb, and his breathing was a little rough, but it was undoubtedly comfortable, and his heart seemed to float.

Gojo Satoru couldn't help chasing after the shock from the beginning, and ambiguous silver threads flowed from the corners of his lips, onto his jaw and neck.

The irrational girl held his chin with such force that it hurt him a bit, but she helped him lick it clean like a kitten licking its fur.

Itchy, hot.

Damn it, how could she do this?

Gojo Satoru's skin began to have a beautiful red mist, and he couldn't help but think of the boy in the tennis club that day who turned pink because of demonization, he must also be demonized, right?

"What are you doing?"

The ball-headed boy was standing by the sofa, looking at them in shock, Gojo Satoru suddenly came to his senses, he was about to say something when Qianfeng tied his wrist with a scarf.

The drunken girl left Gojo Satoru, and pushed Xia Youjie who was still in a dazed and shocked state. He fell on the sofa, Xia Youjie was even more dazed, he struggled a bit, but Qianfeng's strength was surprisingly strong now, He didn't even push it.

She curled her lips unhappily, and kissed the young man's lips suddenly. Xia Youjie froze for a moment, and then stretched out a hand to the back of his head.

"You're nervous."

He tore off his rubber band with one hand, and the black ink silk hung down softly.

She leaned on the sofa with one leg, supported his cheek with both hands, and gently stroked the bridge of his nose with her fingertips, itching deep into her bones.

Xia Youjie couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, which made the girl chuckle. The soft fingertips came to the rolling Adam's apple, and he pinched it twice, and his breathing suddenly became rough and heavy.

The soft lips were close together, she was like a good guide, leading him to learn how to kiss, chasing each other and handing over each other, her eyes were wet and bright, like stars being smashed, erratic.

Let him be a little fascinated.

Suddenly, the soft touch disappeared, and he couldn't tell whether it was a sigh of relief or regret, and he opened his eyes.

It turned out that Gojo Satoru broke free from the rope and picked up the drunken mad girl, he shouted angrily.

"You drunk maniac! Don't play hooligans by being drunk! Ahhh——"

The intoxicated Jia Ruozi was awakened by the screams and complained, "It's so noisy."

It turned out that it was Qian Feng who stomped on him hard, jumped onto the sofa, hiccupped, and raised his head proudly, "Mortals! Tremble for my kissing skills!"

Xia Youjie/Gojo Satoru: "..."

The door to the common room was suddenly opened, and Noctua, who was awakened, rubbed his eyes, "Stop making noise at night, it's not good to make noise to people, it's even worse to make noise to flowers and plants."

The three people who were awake in the lounge looked over in unison. Among them, the girl's eyes lit up strangely, and she walked towards him, but Xia Youjie threw him to the ground with a shovel.

Gojo Satoru, who has never been involved in human affairs, yelled at him instead: "Mr. Ye Moth, run away!"

Night Moth said rightly: "?"

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