Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

Question: What should I do when my boyfriend teases others in front of me?

Answer 1: This must not be broken up?Are you still waiting to keep it for the New Year?

Answer 2: Is there a possibility, I mean, your boyfriend has a hobby of NTR?

Answer 3: I think, maybe he just deliberately wanted to get your attention, but this time he used too much force.

Answer 4: It’s not surprising if the subject’s boyfriend had this hobby before.Don't ask me how I know :)

With all kinds of answers, the expressionless salted fish turned off the screen of the phone silently, began to mechanically taste the delicious food he ordered, and sat on the seat to enjoy his boyfriend's tea performance.

Ah.

The whole is very good.

Yu Gaomin didn't show it on his face, but the knife and fork in his hand was serious about the steak in front of him.

It was almost useless to draw a beautiful and deep knife mark on the porcelain bowl with a knife.

He didn't move much, and when he turned his head, he found Sheng Xia Jun who also had a dark face beside him.

At this moment, Yu Gaomin seemed to have figured out something.

Then instantly relieved.

It turned out that his boyfriend was trying to facilitate the awkward couple.

That's easy.

At that time, I don't need to be served by the family law, and I will simply be fined two or three months' pocket money.

Yu Gaomin finally stopped mistreating the steak in front of him, cut off a piece and stuffed it into his mouth.

Guan Yue specially waited until Yu Gaomin had almost finished eating, and then took everyone out of the restaurant with an excuse, and tricked Liu Ruxu into Shengxia Jun's car, and then brought his salted fish boyfriend back to the dormitory.

Thinking of Liu Ruxu letting him take care of Guan Yue, a "child" whose psychological age was hundreds of rounds older than normal, with a worried face before he left, Yu Gaomin's face turned pale.

After clearing the field, it's time to settle accounts after autumn.

I saw Xianyu once again put on the pose of a successful person with his hands crossed over his chest, interrogating Guan Yue in a very unassuming manner: "My dear boyfriend, do you have any special hobbies?"

After a while, Guan Yue thought that he might be "domestic abused" by his boyfriend, but he was caught off guard by such a slightly yin-yang question, and almost didn't answer it.

"senior……"

It has to be said that Guan Yue is indeed suitable for being an actor.

At least, in Yu Gaomin's two lifetimes combined, he has never seen anyone who is so good at acting.

Except, of course, himself.

cough cough.

Seeing Guan Yue's innocent expression, Xianyu was furious.

"Or do you think I'm a person with NTR addiction?"

At this time, Yu Gaomin, who suddenly started to act, did not realize that it was obviously because of his gossip that he had to cooperate with him in that "encounter".

So Guan Yue became hardened: "Oh—I thought senior liked me like this——"

Yu Gaomin was suddenly asked back: "??"

What do you mean?What do you mean? ?

Is this the attitude to talk to your dear baby?

And that angry exclamation point at the end of the sentence?

At this moment, Yu Gaomin truly felt what it means to meet in a dream.

In the end, it was Yu Gaomin who didn't just pass by.

He almost raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, okay, I was wrong about this matter, but you can't act like a baby to others in front of me."

Guan Yue didn't even spoil him a few times!

For no reason, Xianyu started to think about it and became jealous.

Fortunately, Guan Yue's mood has always been sensitive, and not long after the vinegar smell started to brew, he was overturned by him.

"So senior is jealous?" He stretched out his hand to pinch Yu Gaomin's cheek, and chuckled lightly.

Salted fish is indeed jealous.

But a salted fish who wants to be strong in his life will not admit it!

He turned his head slightly awkwardly, and rescued his cheeks from someone's clutches.

"No!"

He always speaks super loudly.

The more you try to hide it, the more it means you are really jealous.

The smile on the corner of Guan Yue's mouth became more obvious.

As expected of the man who fell in love with Xianyu, his thoughts on Xianyu can be said to be very precise.

Naturally, he knew what to do to make Yu Gaomin happy.

Guan Yue directly hugged the man into his arms, and then kissed the corner of Xianyu's lips with a paw.

Yu Gaomin, who was awkward just a second ago and Guan Yue was acting like a baby to others, was immediately distracted by another matter.

"Will you kiss me? If you want to kiss, you should kiss like this!"

Then it took a while to show up and teach in person.

After rolling the sheets in a daze, Yu Gaomin happily embraced Guan Yue's red-dotted shoulders and acted coquettishly: "Then next time you want to act coquettishly with others, you should tell me in advance. "

Guan Yue sighed in his heart that this salted fish was getting more and more delicate now that he raised it, and at the same time, he was worried that his boyfriend still didn't seem to understand what he meant.

In the end, thousands of words were turned into a single sigh.

"Baby, if you didn't like me, I really doubt that you are a straight man of steel until you can't be straight anymore."

Yu Huangang, who had never been straight in his life, was full of question marks in Min's head.

Guan Yue petted his forehead: "How can someone discuss with her boyfriend to act like a spoiled child? You can't tell at all that I did it on purpose to make you jealous?"

Now Guan Yue understood completely.

My first 50-odd chapters were so unpredictable and strategizing, it was nothing more than a blind man wearing sunglasses.

Just for Yu Gaomin's touching IQ.

He should have lured people back to their lair with delicious food and games when they first transmigrated into this world.

The salted fish should be baked directly on high heat, sprinkled with cumin powder, and then eaten directly, instead of the operation process of boiling frogs in warm water.

Yu Gaomin, who fell in love for the first time in two lifetimes, was at a loss for words: "..."

The first time he fell in love, he met such a high-level opponent. How could he beat him?

Xianyu, who is going to be strong in his life, firmly raised his finger, shook it lightly, and looked like an old god: "No and no."

Guan Yue raised his eyebrows.

That's ok, I also dragged the classical Chinese text.

Xianyu continued to make amends for the little face he had left: "Actually, I can see it, but I just want to test you."

This is really level.

Guan Yue said that he almost believed it.

But he is willing to pamper her, and it's nothing for her boyfriend to make a fuss occasionally.

And at most it's just a fun between loving young couples.

Unlike some people, when the wife is angry, she will really take out two divorce certificates and give them a blow.

At the same time, Mr. Sheng, who was depressed and still unable to catch up with his wife, sneezed unexpectedly while sitting in a luxury car.

After sneezing with a dazed face, he even humbly wondered if his wife thought of him in his spare time.

It can be said to be very dog-licking.

In the same world, there are people who play the script of chasing wives and crematoriums, while others can hug salty fish and love each other, and they don't know what the world is.

The time at the end of the year always passes quickly. Yu Gaomin is a weird person who likes to be lively but doesn’t like to go out to join in the fun, so he goes out to visit relatives and friends-the two of them basically have no "closeness" in this world. So at most it was just visiting friends - all the tasks fell on Guan Yue.

As the head of the family, Yu Gaomin played games at home to catch up on dramas, and then waited for Guan Yue to come back, and just wiped away the exhaustion of this person with his own tweets.

In Guan Yue's own words, Yu Gaomin is his human-shaped power bank.

All it takes is one kiss, and all the fatigue from the whole body can be swept away.

The effect is comparable to that of Nanfu, and each section is stronger than one section.

On the day of New Year's Eve, Guan Yue went out as usual and worked all day, while Yu Gaomin was at home with Aunt Qin, choosing and washing vegetables, and helping Auntie - mainly responsible for stealing food, of course.

Aunt Qin's own children are also abroad and cannot return to China for reunion this year due to some reasons, so Yu Gaomin specially sent out an invitation.So this small New Year's Eve dinner table finally surrounded three people.

"Speaking of which, my grandson will be six or seven years old after this year, and he should be at the age of school. It's good to study abroad with his parents, isn't it all about keeping up with the global environment now?" Aunt Qin said so, but Yu Gaomin could still feel the loneliness in her heart.

Xianyu rolled his eyes.

"Oh, if you do the math, how many days will your little grandson be away from the college entrance examination?"

"Hey, the happy childhood memories are about to come to an abrupt end, and when I think about it later, it will be a bald question of grades."

He pretended to count the days with his fingers beside Aunt Qin, and Aunt Qin, who was amused by her, stretched out her hand to poke his brain.

"You, you, you know that there is no use in thinking about these things."

There was a bit of cunning in Yu Gaomin's eyes, and he secretly stuffed red dates and wolfberries into the meat dumplings made by Aunt Qin.

Aunt Qin saw this man's little movements clearly, she just shook her head with a smile.

this kid.

The only one who can subdue him is the other master of the family.

Just thinking about it, another master in the legend entered the house in a snowstorm.

A green figure stood up with a whoosh and rushed out.

Aunt Qin: "?"

What kind of Densey ran past her just now?

Turning my head and looking again, it turns out that the salted fish that sat beside me obediently and "worried about the spring and autumn" just now has long since disappeared.

She shook her head, helpless and funny.

Patriarch Guan Yue patted his lover on the shoulder, then nodded towards Aunt Qin: "Auntie, you have worked hard today too."

It is not only the hard aunt cooking, but also the hard aunt consuming the energy that this salted fish has nowhere to disperse for herself while she is not around.

Aunt Qin smiled and shook her head: "It's not hard, it's not hard."

"That's right, I also helped my aunt with a lot of work!" A certain salted fish who had been making troubles began to shamelessly beg for praise.

After receiving a complimenting kiss, Yu Gaomin finally sat down in his seat.

"Then let's serve dinner." Guan Yue ordered lightly, and Aunt Qin brought up all the prepared dinner plates.

"cheers!"

Beautiful scenery on a good day, gorgeous fireworks blooming behind them, and the always noisy city is full of people tonight. Everyone counts down to the past self and the past world in their hearts. Bells echoed above the city.

"Happy New Year!"

"Happy New Year."

Feeling the breath that kept getting close to him, Yu Gaomin was flung down on the big soft bed, ready to receive his New Year's gift.

Aunt Qin closed the door thoughtfully, gently blocking the noise and snow outside the window in this winter night.

Outside, the night sky is illuminated by colorful lights.

Inside the house, a pool of fragments filled the hearts of two people.

"I love you, then and now..."

I don't know who made the confession, but the affection quietly merged into the moonlight outside the window.

The author says:

It's over!

Thank you for your company along the way!

After finishing the extra episode, you can open the little vampire next door!When opening the article, it should be changed to "Little Blood Race Wants to Escape from Interstellar Today".Interested little cuties are welcome to collect a wave! !

Tang Tang is the last vampire in the world.

Since he was born, he has been living a life of hiding and not eating enough.

After sleeping for thousands of years, he found himself falling into the hands of human beings.

He thought that there would be another century war between humans and vampires.

But I didn't expect that the surrounding crowd would suddenly send out...

There was a sound similar to... the sound of an old hen protecting its cubs.

Some people even tried to touch his soft hair with joyful expressions.

Tang Tang: "..."

I must be opening my eyes the wrong way.

What about the promised war of the century and bloody feud?

Why did he suddenly become a mascot, the little vampire of the Tang family?

You humans are a bit perverted.

Looking at this group of human beings who looked a little seriously ill, Tang Tang decided to save his respect.

He punched three detection machines on the scene.

But received a burst of attentive care.

He grabbed someone in the audience with lightning-like jingle, and bared his fangs.

But he heard a loud yell beside him.

Even the human being caught by him looked shy and wanted to refuse.

"..."

Tang Tang: Numb jpg;

You humans are really perverted.

A little vampire suddenly lost his dream jpg;

Finally one day, Tang Tang met an aloof human being who ignored him;

This whole body temperament, this indifferent expression.

At first glance, you are different from those perverted humans!

The innocent little vampire felt that he had finally discovered the hope for the future of mankind, and decided to guard this single seedling by his side.

a few months later—

Tang Tang kicked someone, trying to kick him off the bed.

But he was lightly grabbed by the ankle, and gave a gentle kiss.

"Tangtang is tired, then drink some of my blood."

"We continue."

After realizing it, the little vampire who entered the wolf's lair by mistake is very regretful.

What is the root of Zhengmiaohong, what is the modest gentleman.

It's all fake!

Obviously this guy is the most perverted among human beings!

Take care of humans, save the vampires.

This time it's the stupid, soft, beautiful little vampire x "Screaming husband, I'll give you my life" gloomy Omega marshal——

The sand sculpture continues, the happiness is doubled——