Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

It wasn't until the digestion was almost done, and the cheeks and head no longer issued the warning of the hot CPU, that Yu Gaomin pulled the little underpants he had just put on, and opened the door slowly.

After opening the door, it was no surprise to see Guan Yue standing at the door waiting for him to have dinner.

It's just that this person changed from his stinky and shameless state just now, and now he looks like a modest gentleman, standing upright like a deacon in an anime and making a "please" gesture to Yu Gaomin.

Yu Gaomin was speechless for a while, and finally forgave this man's molestation for the sake of his handsome face.

He doesn't care about villains, so he doesn't care about this kind of smelly and shameless person.

There are more delicious things waiting for his arrival in the restaurant.

Yu Gaomin excitedly rubbed his hands wrapped in his pajamas, and when he thought of the roasted fat pig's trotters, he couldn't help but start to salivate automatically.

Who can stand this wow!

There was no need for Guan Yue to invite, Yu Gaomin ran to the restaurant by himself stepping on the pair of bear paw slippers that Guan Yue had prepared early in the morning.

Um--

Great, he could smell the tempting aroma of barbecue in the air!

Ideals are wonderful.

Reality is skinny.

When Yu Gaomin couldn't wait to run to the dining table, before he had time to sit down, he saw the two touches of stimulating tender green on the table.

What about meat?

I have such a big piece of fragrant and soft roasted pig's trotters!

The happiness of salted fish disappeared with a snap.

When the culprit slowly followed behind, Yu Gaomin killed him with a look.

"Didn't you just agree to eat roasted pig's trotters tonight? Why did it turn into two vegetable salads?"

Guan Yue replied with an air of irrationality and strength: "Now that senior has made up his mind to lose weight, he should stay away from these foods that are easy to gain weight. Now is the period of fat loss, and eating these vegetable salads is the most suitable It's gone."

Yu Gaomin: "Grass!"

Guan Yue blinked his 24K pure big eyes.

"Yes, seniors can also call them grass."

Yu Gaomin: "..."

You fucking showed it off.

Do you want me to teach you how to write fennel in fennel beans?

He wanted to go back, but when the words came to his lips, a new question suddenly popped up.

"This is not right, I clearly smelled the aroma of pig's trotters on the way here!"

Yu Gaomin narrowed his eyes.

His nose has always been the most sensitive, Guan Yue can't fool him here.

Fearing that he would overturn, Yu Gaomin took another big breath of air.

Obviously there are pig souls floating around here!

Pigs are so cute, how can we not put chili!

The scheming boy Guan Yue also didn't want to hide from Yu Gaomin.

"Senior did not experience hallucinations, and I did prepare roasted pig's trotters." Guan Yue said, walked to the stove in the kitchen, and just brought out in front of Yu Gaomin the words that he had been thinking about since he had seduced his cravings. The roasted pig's trotters were placed on the table aboveboard, "But I never said that this is for seniors to eat."

A question mark slowly appeared on Yu Gaomin's head.

Isn't it just him and Guan Yue here? Aunt Qin has just left for a short time, and she has never worked the night shift, so who else is this plate of deliciously fragrant pig's trotters for?

Yu Gaomin couldn't understand it.

Could it be that this person secretly raised other fish in the room behind his back?

Xianyu's possessiveness suddenly appeared and caused trouble.

Guan Yue put down the plate and looked up, only to see Yu Gaomin's condemning expression.

Guan Yue: "?"

He admitted that what he did was a bit too much, but it would not make Yu Gaomin use a face like "You scumbag, you always give up. When you kidnapped him back home, you called him Xiao Tiantian, but now you call him Xianyu." "Senior" drama expression.

It's been a long time since I've been filming a movie, and Xianyu, who came up after being addicted to movies, knows that the probability of what he imagined is not high, but combined with the system telling him what Guan Yue has done in so many worlds before, Yu Gaomin suddenly feels that it's not impossible at all. .

Although it wasn't obvious that Yu Gaomin had thought of any strange ideas for a while, Guan Yue's intuition told him that if he didn't interrupt Yu Gaomin's magic attack immediately, the situation would be even more difficult to end.

"Senior...I admit it, in fact, I really didn't prepare for senior." No wonder.

Obviously this plate was specially prepared for Yu Gaomin.

But for the success of his fishing law enforcement, Guan Yue had no choice but to bite the bullet, staring at Yu Gaomin's increasingly unbelievable look at the scumbag, and continued: "Just now, senior has made a decision to lose weight, so I naturally want to lose weight." More considerately help seniors arrange everything in life, which naturally includes seniors' diet."

"According to the advice of experts, it is not recommended to eat these overly greasy things when losing weight, and seafood barbecues should be avoided. I am doing this for the good of seniors, so please forgive me."

Hearing his high-sounding reason, Yu Gaomin gritted his back molars viciously.

"Then since you've said that, why do you have to make such a plate of roasted pig's trotters here?"

Isn't this just to arouse his gluttons on purpose?

Yu Gaomin felt that Guan Yue must be harboring some bad intentions.

Sure enough, as soon as he asked this question, Guan Yue turned into his usual naive and ignorant and obedient appearance: "Because, only senior decided to lose weight, although I want to eat vegetable salad with senior, But you still need to add some protein."

Yu Gaomin: "..."

Your fucking words are too high-sounding!

The most annoyed thing was that he couldn't find any words to refute.

Because what Guan Yue said was indeed the damned truth!

Xianyu felt that he was about to collapse.

Adding up his two lifetimes, he doesn't know how many times he has overturned on the body of Guan Yue, the black hearted glutinous rice ball.

But he still didn't know what to do with Guan Yue.

Guan Yue knew that Yu Gaomin was angry now, but for his long-term plan, he had to endure the pressure of provoking Xianyu's anger and continue to fight: "Senior, after exercising for so long just now, I must have sweated a lot and was starving." Alright. Now let's sit down and eat."

Yu Gaomin: I thank you for still thinking about me.

He had no choice but to sit in front of the two plates of green vegetables with a bitter and bitter expression on his face.

Guan Yue even stirred up for him intimately: "Senior, if you don't feel full..."

His intentionally elongated ending sound left a meaningful imaginative space for Xianyu.

Yu Gaomin seemed to see the hope of life, and even the eyes that had been frustrated by the green shock just now began to gradually regain their brightness.

"Can I eat the pig's trotters here?" Yu Gaomin said, looking expectantly at the plate of fat and attractive pig's trotters.

Guan Yue shook his head.

"Not."

"If senior doesn't have enough to eat, I can give half of my own salad to senior."

"But it can only be average, and it's not okay to eat too much."

Yu Gaomin: "..."

Damn why.

Even eating grass has to be controlled.

I am a fish!It's not a lazy sheep that runs on the green grassland and only needs to eat grass!

I want to eat meat!

The teasing was almost done, Guan Yue finally revealed his real purpose.

"Actually, if seniors want to continue eating delicious food, they can also choose to give up losing weight."

"After all, there are so many delicious things in this world, I believe seniors would rather eat them all, right?"

Yu Gaomin fell into a tangled dilemma.

To eat, or not to eat.

this is a problem.

Let's eat, but the masculine mermaid lines and eight-pack abs keep beckoning to him, questioning his soul strongly.

Don't eat it, the roasted pig's trotters are really delicious!

Plus what Guan Yue said just now.

Yu Gaomin has realized it, if he chooses to give up roasting pig's trotters and eat grass now.

That also means that he also gave up a wide variety of delicious food in this world.

Salted fish is tangled.

It was the children who decided to have both, but the adult fish knew they couldn't bear it.

In the end, the balance in Yu Gaomin's heart gradually tilted towards a certain end.

"Now I suddenly feel that it's good to gain weight, and I don't want to lose weight, so I can always eat it?"

Guan Yue racked his brains to wait for such a word from him.

It's just that the sheep are in the mouth of the tiger, and the hunter intends to continue to stimulate a wave of prey's gradual collapse of psychology.

"Senior, are you sure you really want to give up your abs?"

Yu Gaomin: Don't ask me any more, I will really regret it! !

He resigned himself to the enemy: "Yes, I've thought it over clearly, life is alive, and it's better to enjoy it before coming to this world in vain."

Grandpa figured it out.

Grandpa fully understood.

All the hustle and bustle of this world are just clouds.

Only when you really eat the food in your stomach can you bring happiness to people.

As for the abs?

Ah.

nonexistent.

How can abdominal muscles smell delicious?

A certain salted fish who was crying in his heart comforted himself in this way.

Anyway, in the previous life, I have restrained myself so much in order to maintain my figure. Now that I have come to this world, why can't I make myself happier.

You can't go back to the old roads of your previous life.

Besides, he came to this world with the goal of lying down and enjoying the salty fish, why should he ask for trouble and repeat the tragic experiences of his previous life.

Master, I understand!

For the last time, Xianyu categorically announced his choice: "I've decided that weight loss and everything else are just floating clouds, and what you eat is the truth."

"so--"

Fragrant Roasted Pork Knuckles.

Bring it to you!

Guan Yue, who had expected Yu Gaomin to make this decision for a long time, didn't blink his eyes, and didn't intend to stop him at all, so Yu Gaomin successfully stole a piece of soft and rotten pig's trotter from the bowl.

The moment the fat and thin meat entered the mouth, Xianyu's eyes narrowed happily.

It has to be the most delicious dried rice.

The world is big, the food is the biggest!

While Yu Gaomin was feasting, he caught sight of the two plates of green and healthy food that he had abandoned and hated.

And Guan Yue is dealing with them in his own way.

Seeing Guan Yue who was stuffing healthy vegetables into his mouth as usual, Yu Gaomin stopped his hands.

He looked down at the roasted pig's feet in the bowl in front of him.

Then he looked at the dazzling green that Guan Yue was eating.

So Xianyu fell into deep thought.

masaka -

"I see!"

Xianyu consciously opened up the two veins of Ren and Du, and even his IQ became higher: "You must have deliberately played tricks on me like this!"

Guan Yue's fingertips froze slightly.

Could it be that it was discovered?

Seeing his sudden stop, Xianyu thought to himself that it was so.

He continued to talk about his conjecture with full confidence: "You laid out such a long section in front of you just to let me choose to roast pig's feet and give up weight loss, and then you secretly lose weight by yourself, deciding to surprise us all, right! "

"..."

Guan, who was about to petrify, bit his back molars.

Sure enough, he shouldn't have expected anything from his senior Xianyu's brain circuit which is different from ordinary people.

In today's society, the competition among people is becoming more and more fierce.

In the current situation where you get involved once and I want to get you more involved and then get involved again, the improper introversion behavior finally came into being.

Yu Gaomin, who was once afflicted by it, was miserable.

I thought that living in another world would make me more relaxed and happier than before, but I didn't expect it.

Juan Wang is actually by my side!

Yu Gaomin's pure eyes widened, and the brows and eyes were filled with clear stupidity.

In the end, Guan Yue couldn't help but sighed deeply.

He felt that his soul had never been so weary.

"Senior, we can't waste food."

"That's not why you secretly involved me!"

Don't listen or listen, Tang Yuan recites scriptures.

Guan Yue, who was treated under the law of unreasonable troublemaking: "..."

He pursed his lips a little irritably, and was rarely forced to say a nasty word.

"Senior, do you know that if you are like this, you will be..."

"Hic."

"..."

At the end, Yu Gaomin tilted his head in a daze, trying to hear the last three words clearly.

"Sorry, what did you just say?"

Guan Yue: "..."

tired.

Destroy it jpg;

He thought that what he kidnapped home was an independent and shining treasure.

Unexpectedly, now it is more and more like a strange thing that can piss people off.

Yu Gaomin really didn't hear what this person said just now.

But he secretly glanced at Guan Yue's expression.

Well, his face is as black as Bao Gong.

It's better not to provoke this person now.

Or enjoy his roasted trotters.

Hey.

Under Guan Yue's stare like a resentful woman, Yu Gaomin took out a few pieces of roasted pig's trotters in three clicks.

In the end, Yu Gaomin wiped his hands gracefully, and pushed the bowl back in front of Guan Yue: "Let's exchange it."

Guan Yue couldn't keep up with Xianyu's inhuman brain circuit all of a sudden.

Yu Gaomin let out a sigh of disgust: "You really want to eat grass for dinner, can you be full? Eat quickly."

As he said that, regardless of whether Guan Yue objected or not, he snatched the plate of vegetables in front of this man.

Take ism the eternal God!

Guan Yue, who was pissed off by the salted fish for a while, realized that this man was wearing a T-shirt on himself.

"It's good for seniors to eat yours, I can finish these by myself."

Yu Gaomin puffed up his cheeks: "Don't put gold on your face, I'm just tired of eating meat and just want to change my monotonous tone."

The mouth is not the heart.

Guan Yue smiled.

He picked up one of the three remaining pig's trotters on the plate.

You see, Yu Gaomin even counted the portion just right, leaving half of it for him.

Salted fish is still a soft-hearted salted fish after all.

Guan Yue silently repeated in his heart the sentence that Yu Gaomin interrupted with a hiccup.

Senior is so cute.

Will really be in the future.

Grass.

dead.

of.

Yu Gaomin, who is completely ignorant of the terrifying idea of ​​white-cut black glutinous rice balls in front of him, is engaged in a mental fight with the eye-protecting man in front of him who is hard to say.

If eyes could kill.

The plate of vegetable salad in front of Yu Gaomin probably has been delayed many times.

The good education he received since he was a child keeps echoing in Xianyu's mind.

"It is a fine tradition of our Chinese nation not to waste food."

Yu Gaomin opened and closed his eyes, and with a look of resoluteness, he put that strange green thing into his mouth.

After chewing twice, Yu Gaomin had a painful expression on his face.

I made a mistake, as expected, I still want to leave the delicious food for the last to rinse my mouth, and send the strange things to the internal organs first to pay homage.

Just as Guan Yue put away his thoughts of not being able to see people, he raised his eyes and saw Xianyu's painful expression.

……

What, did it hit you in your mouth?

Guan Yue almost couldn't help but speak.

He finally couldn't bear it.

After all, no one can resist the pitiful eyes of his sweetheart.

"If senior doesn't like it, don't eat it. I'll make you another dessert later to taste it."

Hearing the word "dessert", Yu Gaomin's eyes that had lost their brightness suddenly lit up.

The whole fish came alive.

"Yeah."

At the thought of having a delicious little dessert, Yu Gaomin opened and closed his eyes and stuffed grass into his mouth.

That battle, that posture.

It seemed that the next second this person was going to put down his bowl and chopsticks and go to the battlefield to charge.

Guan Yue didn't expect that his words could stimulate him so much, so he didn't continue to say anything, but silently searched in his mind what kind of snacks Yu Gaomin would like.

Yu Gaomin finally burped with a grassy smell, almost wrinkled his face into a cucumber in pain.

In fact, it's not like he hasn't eaten this kind of weight loss meal before.

In his previous life, perhaps it was the setting of the high-dimensional world. In order to let him experience the ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties on the road to becoming a movie star, he was also given an extra gift of a physique that is easy to gain weight no matter what he eats.

It's not the kind of beer belly that would turn into a fat and greasy middle-aged man, but he is a person who always appears in front of the camera, and he is always a little bit wider than his real body in the photo, so The artists in the circle all tacitly carry on the weight loss to the end, one volume is better than the other.

It's because he ate too much grass in his previous life, and in this life, he has been exposed to too many good things that he rarely ate before under the feeding of Guan Yue.

It is easy to go from simplicity to luxury, but difficult to go from luxury to frugality.

This man has always been a greedy creature.

Desires are hard to fill, desires are always one step ahead, and want to go one step further.

For example, Yu Gaomin who has already developed a physical aversion to green vegetables.

Why do you say that people are good-natured and embarrass themselves by eating grass.

Isn't it delicious to eat those delicacies wrapped in red oil and sesame sauce?

The food eating methods passed down by our ancestors for thousands of years are not for the contemporary humans who are full of food and drink to eat grass.

Now Yu Gaomin has given up on the tragic fate of getting fat from drinking saliva. Thinking of this, Xianyu silently cast a pitiful look at Guan Yue who is still grazing on the opposite side.

Guan Yue, who is immersed in the dream of becoming a chef, doesn't understand to what level the thoughts of his senior salted fish have jumped.

But it's not a good idea anyway.

...Otherwise, he wouldn't have looked at him like that...Grandma Li from the neighbor's house watched her nine-year-old grandson eat.

Under Yu Gaomin's strange gaze, Guan Yue finally swallowed the last mouthful of boiled spinach.

"Senior, would you like to eat mango Daifuku later?"

"Yeah."

That feeling is good.

Yu Gaomin also couldn't wait to jump down from the chair, and followed Guan Yue's back to help him take care of his hands, looking like a nimble little tail.

The little tail followed Guan Yue, and when the man opened the refrigerator at home, he stood on tiptoe and tried to see what good things were hidden in this magical treasure chest.

Don't look, don't know, look...

Yu Gaomin can only sigh silently that the life of the rich is really good.

In the refrigerator, the fresh-keeping layer on the upper left is filled with all kinds of seasonal fresh fruits and vegetables, and the seasonings are neatly arranged. The fresh-keeping layer on the lower left is all instant food wrapped in a fresh-keeping bag. Yu Gaomin didn't know how to release his eyes.

The refrigerator on the right is even more mysterious, such as chickens, ducks, fish, flying in the sky, walking on the ground, swimming in the sea, everything is available.

The owner of the inhumane refrigerator even added: "Auntie will check whether there is any lack of these ingredients every day, and someone will replenish them after a while, so seniors can eat whatever they want."

Xianyu was dumbfounded.

No wonder this man can make all kinds of delicious food for himself every day.

Xianyu silently covered her face: "I suddenly had the illusion of marrying into a wealthy family."

Guan Yue was amused by his words, turned around and hugged him, pinched his cheeks that hadn't grown fleshy yet: "It's not an illusion, as long as senior thinks, I can become a rich man at any time."

rely on it.

What kind of boss speech is this?

The heart of the pink girl who had been silent for more than 30 years in Xianyu suddenly sprouted.

Just ask, who can refuse a boss who is carrying a refrigerator full of delicacies and delicacies and confessing to you.

Anyway, Xianyu said that he couldn't.

"But what you said made me think of a problem."

Xianyu recently felt more and more adoring Guan Yue: "Since you are so rich, why do you still live in the company's artist dormitory?"

Although Guan Yue's dormitory and other artists' dormitories only look the same on the outside, the inside is small but full of viscera.

Yu Gaomin reasonably suspects that there are even more than internal organs.

Now he doesn't doubt at all that Guan Yue can create a big wild in front of him every minute.

Guan Yue did not intend to hide anything, and directly stated his original purpose.

"Of course it's for the seniors."

The old man said it well.

Near the water tower first get the month.

If you want to eat grass beside the nest, you must first become a rabbit that likes to eat grass.

I also want to get a salted fish that likes wormwood.

Yu Gaomin blushed.

Ever since he talked to Guan Yue that day, this man has become more and more fond of speaking directly.

That's good, but he really can't stand this kind of straight-ball attack!

"I found that you are really less and less restrained in your speech now." You obviously used to pretend to be an innocent little white rabbit.

Guan Yue chuckled lightly: "Because I just realized now that I seem to have forgotten how to pretend to my senior."

I just want you to see my truest appearance.

Because I know that even if it is the darkest and dirtiest me, you will accept it completely, and then lead me to escape the unbearable past.

Because I have seen the light, I also want to be the light that shines on others.

Yu Gaomin slapped again and covered his increasingly hot cheeks.

"It's alright, it's alright."

Besides, he would be ashamed.

He felt that he didn't think as well as Guan Yue, he was just a salted fish who wanted to do nothing all day long.

Guan Yue now has another evil taste, that is, he likes to see Senior Xianyu's cheeks flushed by him.

It's so cute.

Daily teasing 2/1;

Guan Yue, who had finished playing hooligans, was in a very good mood, and easily opened three big mangoes in a row.

Yu Gaomin's name is to help, but in fact he steals leftovers.

Guan Yue worked on the side, and he solved the extra part on the side.

Not wasting any morsel of food, this is the most primitive respect for food.

Yu Gaomin casually wiped the mango juice on the corner of his mouth with his hand, and asked casually curiously: "You went out for a day today, did you have any filming?"

After he raised this question, Guan Yue's hand paused.

Then he turned around, with a somewhat complicated expression on his face that Yu Gaomin felt.

"What's wrong?" He didn't seem to ask any difficult questions?

Guan Yue stared at his blank eyes, making sure that he really didn't remember anything.

In the end, he had to sigh deeply.

"Senior, do you really not remember anything about recording a variety show?"

Let's chirp.

This time it was finally not the sound made by Yu Gaomin covering his face.

It was the voice of a certain salted fish who lost his dream after learning that he might be about to face going out to work.

Seeing his sad expression, Guan Yue frowned again.

Is this blaming yourself and regretting not being able to go out to work?

Should he... should let Yu Gaomin go out for a walk?

Before Guan Yue could speak, Yu Gaomin let out a miserable moan.

"It's over, it's over, I even forgot that I still have to film a show, will I have to pay a lot of liquidated damages?"

"..."

Yu Gaomin really forgot.

For these few days, he has been immersed in the gentle town created by Guan Yue every day. As long as he relaxes, his brain will keep emptying out.

Not to mention that he is now living a life without a model worker agent urging him to die every day. When he is free, he will naturally forget everything.

People in their 30s have memory loss, isn't it normal?

Yu Gaomin began to search for love in his heart.

He set his pitiful eyes on Guan Yue.

But it's not right to think about it, Guan Yue and him are going to be on the show together, why didn't this person tell himself that he went out to work by himself.

Guan Yue probably guessed what Yu Gaomin was thinking, and unconsciously coughed.

Yu Gaomin realized something belatedly.

"Did you deliberately hide it from me and not let me go out to work?"

Guan Yue coughed louder.

Yu Gaomin: "..."

harm.

Say it earlier.

Make me nervous for nothing.

So Guan Yue watched as the salted fish let go of the heavy breath, and continued to eat the mango happily.

Guan Yue: "?"

"Senior, don't you plan to worry about it?"

On the contrary, Yu Gaomin gave him a strange look.

"Why are you in a hurry. I know you must have a solution." Otherwise, you wouldn't be chatting with him here so calmly.

Guan Yue: "..."

This is indeed true.

He had indeed settled this matter long ago.

only……

There was no expected emotional upheaval at all, which really made Guan Yue feel a little frustrated.

He had an inexplicable premonition that he would often face such scenes in the future.

"But senior..." Guan Yue really wanted to ask, at least to give him face, let's go through the procedure of panic and fear, right?

Yu Gaomin got what he meant, regained his acting skills, and began to go through the motions with him in a slightly perfunctory manner.

"Ah, I'm so scared, what should I do, who can help me—"

Guan Yue: "..."

That doesn't have to be the case.

The point is, Guan Yue didn't expect that he would be amused by Yu Gaomin's eloquent lines.

If it weren't for the inconvenience of rubbing powder in your hands now, I really want to hold such a cute salted fish in my arms and cherish it.

With a helpless and indulgent smile, he explained the ins and outs to Yu Gaomin: "When I brought senior home that day, I had already asked for leave from the director. There is also senior's manager. Speaking of which, this It is also thanks to your little plan, senior."

Yu Gaomin didn't understand.

What a little plan.

He frowned and thought.

Oh, what Guan Yue was referring to was probably his plan to feign death and escape.

"You know all this? Then what did you do later?"

Although there is a feeling of eating melons and eating at home, but they are all melons, which one is not eaten?

Every melon is equal and we cannot discriminate against them.

Guagua also has rights to melons, we want all melons to be equal.

Yu Gaomin's question finally gave Guan Yue a pleasure to be useful, so he felt a little blissful: "Senior, do you really want to know? Then feed me a piece of mango."

"..."

Yu Gaomin was speechless.

This man clearly cut the mango himself, so he insisted on feeding it.

used to you.

It was Xianyu who was spoiled and proud, and rebelliously put the mango pit on his hand into Guan Yuezheng's gaping mouth.

"Stop flirting, eat quickly, can't you stop your mouth after eating?"

However, it turns out.

You really can't stop a man from flirting.

Although Guan Yue was stuffed with mango cores, he turned against the guest and kept approaching Yu Gaomin until he pushed him against the wall, and then came a pocky challenge.

Pocky challenge, but mango pit.

Yu Gaomin was first wall-thumped by him with a dazed expression, and then he took a while to realize that he was being eaten tofu again.

However, his reaction was really a bit slow. Someone had already finished eating the tofu and discarded the mango core, leaving behind a handsome and slightly rogue-looking back.

Yu Gaomin blinked his eyes.

stimulate.

Feeling, not bad.

The salted fish who got on the head decided to take the initiative to attack. This time, he stuffed a mango core into his mouth, and then counterattacked with lightning speed.

When Guan Yue was thumped by the wall, a moment of bewilderment also flashed across his face.

But obviously, his rank is much higher than Yu Gaomin's, and he immediately realized what Yu Gaomin wanted to do, and then, relying on the advantage of his height, he lowered his head and pinched him, and at the same time stretched out his fist The cleaned hands finally fulfilled the regret of not being able to reach out and hug people just now.

Guan Yue lowered his eyes, looking at the tearful appearance of Xianyu who was bullied by him just now with a sly look.

Gee.

Now Yu Gaomin really has no way out.

In the end, Guan Yue didn't want to use the mango core as an excuse any more, he just threw away this obtrusive thing, held Yu Gaomin's side face in his right hand, and directly launched an attack on the ultimate goal.

Yu Gaomin was really panicked.

It's over, he just wanted to be skinny.

Unexpectedly, the skin broke his leg in the end.

Also thoroughly ate the tofu.

Woo woo woo.

No matter how you look at it, this deal is not worth it.

But Guan Yue's lips are really soft.

Because I bit the mango core just now, there is still some mango juice on my lips, exuding a sweet and fruity aroma.

Just when Guan Yue was about to retreat, Yu Gaomin not to be outdone, put on the lip he coveted, and sucked it boldly.

Guan Yue's entire back stiffened for a moment.

Afterwards, he took the man a step closer, and with some force, tightly held the man in his arms, launching a more violent plunder.

After a few deep French kisses, even Yu Gaomin, an old man with a soul in his 30s who has experienced big storms, felt embarrassed.

Guan Yue him.

How could this happen.

The very capable boy was still sucking the air out of his mouth, with a pair of big hands firmly clasped around his waist, Yu Gaomin couldn't move at all.

Damn it, is this the power that fitness teenagers can have?

He admitted he was sour.

However, the molecules in the man's blood do not allow him to be so weak, he was being manipulated to death, so Yu Gaomin tried to stand up and say something, but his mouth just opened and closed, but his legs were unbelievably soft up.

Yu Gaomin didn't stand still, staggered and threw himself into Guan Yue's arms.

Guan Yue seemed to have expected such a move from him a long time ago, and immediately withdrew his hands and hugged him.

During the whole process, Yu Gaomin didn't even hurt a single hair.

As soon as it was stuck in Guan Yue's arms, Yu Gaomin heard a chuckle.

"Senior, are you planning to throw yourself into your arms?"

He had always had no resistance to Guan Yue's cool and pleasant youthful voice, but now it was mixed with a trace of undetectable lust.

It sounds... more bitter.

tease.

This is naked molestation.

Yu Gaomin couldn't get up anymore, and just lay in Guan Yue's arms.

Anyway, kiss everyone.

If Guan Yue doesn't let him rely on him now, then he is being stingy!

And he sees that Guan Yue is useful.

It's true that Yu Gaomin buried his head, but his red ears were still exposed in the air.

Seeing the salted fish gradually warming up in his arms, the smile in Guan Yue's eyes became more and more obvious.

He pursed his lips a little bit.

It was exactly as he imagined.

It tastes great.

Guan Yue was also really happy. Yu Gaomin threw himself into his arms as a human-shaped pendant, and just let him stick to himself, completing the process of making the mango daifu.

When the time was almost up, he stretched out his hand and squeezed the tip of Yu Gaomin's ear: "Okay, senior, you can eat the big blessing."

With a whoosh, the chest was empty.

The big blessing in his hand disappeared.

He left so heartlessly, like a ruthless man.

But Guan Yue will not be angry.

After all, if Yu Gaomin wants to eat these things, he can only stay by his side.

So vile.

Even Guan Yue himself couldn't help thinking of this.

Yu Gaomin first stuffed a piece of mango daifu into his mouth, then chewed on a small dessert, picked up a piece and put it into Guan Yue's mouth.

Daifuku is glutinous, and it also perfectly blends the fruity aroma of mango.

Yu Gaomin chewed non-stop, and finally gave Guan Yue a thumbs up when he swallowed it down: "It's so delicious!"

Xianyu felt that he was really lucky to find such a virtuous boy as his wife.

Hey, hey, hey.

No matter how you think about it, he has to have a good vision.

Guan Yue looked at Xianyu who was starting to be silly again for some reason, and stepped forward to rub his cheek lovingly.

"Okay senior, put these away first, don't eat too much at night, you won't be able to sleep in a while."

"Okay."

The salted fish that has solved its hunger has always been easy to talk to.

Yu Gaomin took the plate and stuffed it into the refrigerator without any hesitation, then took Guan Yue's hand and started to go back to the game room.

As a canary in a cage,