Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

The happy time passed quickly.

It's the weekend all of a sudden.

This week, Yu Gaomin stayed at Guan Yue's home, and all kinds of delicious food were delivered to him for three meals a day, and all of them were limited edition games and comics.

There are also a variety of small snacks within reach.

This little day is simply not too carefree.

In order to fear that Yu Gaomin would be too bored playing games, Guan Yue even passionately ordered Lego blocks overnight to run errands in the city and delivered them home, and accompanied Yu Gaomin to build Lego all day long.

Every night at [-] o'clock, Guan Yue will appear quietly, and then disregarding Yu Gaomin's various complaints, ruthlessly snatches the controller/novel/comic book from his hand, and then her boyfriend gives him to him with full strength. Take to bed and rest.

There are also threats involved.

For example now.

"Senior knows, if I find out that senior is secretly playing games in the middle of the night while I'm away, I won't eat roasted pig's trotters tomorrow."

"I will check the game room monitor from time to time, seniors, don't take chances."

"..."

You are so perverted!

After leaving these two sentences, Guan Yue left the scene like a ruthless scumbag.

Before leaving, the scumbag thoughtfully closed the door and turned off the chandelier in the room.

Lying on the soft quilt, Yu Gaomin looked at the ceiling in thought.

I really want to play timi again.

Just now he was just a little bit close to successfully advancing.

But the roasted pig's trotters are really delicious.

But the game is also really fun.

"..."

After struggling for a while, Yu Gaomin covered his face with both hands in pain.

For tomorrow's roasted trotters!

He can't sleep well.

Seeing that Yu Gaomin finally fell asleep obediently, Guan Yue in the bedroom put down the tablet to check the monitor.

"Good night."

In the past two days, the part-time aunt came to work on time, and after cleaning the house, to be precise, the kitchen, she left silently, as if she had never been here before.

Except for the ambiguous scene broken by the aunt on the first day, Yu Gaomin has never seen that aunt again.

The main reason is that Yu Gaomin locked himself in the game room without saying a word when his aunt came.

And also confiscated the spare key that Guan Yue carried with him.

Every time my aunt leaves, she can hear the scratching sound from the door of the game room.

By the time Yu Gaomin completely met his aunt, it was already noon on the weekend.

Before Guan Yue went out in the morning, he specially told Yu Gaomin that he would go out to work at noon today, and his aunt would take care of the lunch.

So this is also Yu Gaomin's first full contact with his aunt.

"..."

"..."

The two looked at each other, and neither spoke in a tacit understanding.

Yu Gaomin was still immersed in the embarrassment of seeing the ambiguous scene by his aunt that day.

And Auntie was amazed by this young man's flourishing beauty.

When helping my aunt to choose dishes, seeing her would look at her from time to time, Yu Gaomin was even more sure that my aunt was still thinking about what she saw that day.

But he was invited by Guan Yue to take care of him at home, and it is impossible not to meet him in the future, Yu Gaomin finally decided to bite the bullet and say: "A... Auntie, I'm a little curious why you always look at me?"

"Is there?" Auntie pretended to cough, "Oh, since you found out, Auntie won't hide it from you."

Yu Gaomin's heart skipped a beat.

I thought, sure enough, older aunts would still care about these things to some extent.

Who would have thought that the next sentence Auntie blurted out would be.

"Oh, it's really that you are so handsome. Auntie looks at you and feels a lot better!"

Salted fish whose eyes were blinded by his aunt's sunny smile: "..."

He began to suspect now that if his aunt hadn't been holding two handfuls of vegetables at the moment, he probably would have stepped forward and patted himself on the shoulder twice with a kung fu comparable to iron sand palms.

When eating at noon, the aunt added a full amount to him.

Yu Gaomin: "..."

He silently looked at the hill-like three fresh noodles piled up in front of him, and the noodles also stared at him silently.

Help.

Is this the deep love from auntie!

This love is a bit too grand.

make people fat.

After showing off two bowls with tears in his eyes, Yu Gaomin finally put down the chopsticks in his hand.

Before Guan Yue left, he was worried that he would not be used to his aunt's cooking and would not be able to eat enough at noon.

Who would have thought that Yu Gaomin ate more than what he cooked when he was at home.

The aunt even wanted to add some noodles to him: "Eat more, it doesn't look good for a young man to be so thin."

In the end, he was finally stopped by Yu Gaomin.

After the meal, Yu Gaomin simply stood up and helped his aunt clean up the kitchen, thinking it was a digestion.

Auntie didn't stop her hands, and at the same time she kept persuading Yu Gaomin to rest.

"Go and rest, it would be nice to have me here."

Yu Gaomin shook his head: "I don't have anything to do when I go back."

Actually not.

There are many fun and interesting things in the game room waiting for him to spoil them one by one.

But let him let his aunt work here alone, but he plays video games in the room.

Yu Gaomin really couldn't do such a thing.

Seeing that he insisted on this, Auntie didn't say anything.

Guan Yue was going out to work for a whole day, and after her aunt knew about it, she invited her to stay and chat with Yu Gaomin.

From her point of view, Guan Yue and Yu Gaomin are just a young couple. Guan Yue is away earning money to support his family, while the tall, thin and handsome young man in front of him is waiting for him at home.

Fearing that he would be bored, the aunt just chatted with him all afternoon.

As we all know, the largest intelligence and investigation bureau in the world is the grandmothers and aunts in every village who are idle and gossip.

The aunt Guan Yue hired was even more so.

Because of her position, the gossip she usually hears is more varied and exciting than what the wives and aunts in the village usually hear.

Gossip is human nature.

Even Yu Gaomin himself didn't expect that he could sit at the table and listen to the gossip of his mother's elders for a day in his life.

So when Guan Yue came home that day, as soon as he opened the door, he saw two furry heads sitting on the sofa shaking their heads.

Guan Yue: "..."

He took a step back silently and checked his house number.

You went to the right room.

Could it be that the way he opened it was wrong?

Seeing him coming back, the aunt got up and signaled Yu Gaomin to leave.

And Yu Gaomin waved at her, pursed his lips sweetly and said with a smile: "Then see you tomorrow—"

His happiness was beyond words, even Guan Yue couldn't help being curious.

"Why did Auntie get off work so late today? Did something happen at home while I was away?"

Sitting down beside Yu Gaomin, Guan Yue smoothly picked up the oranges on the table, peeled them and brought them to Yu Gaomin's mouth one by one.

"I found Aunt Qin really interesting." Yu Gaomin, who had been shared the gossip, couldn't wait to share it with Guan Yue, "Well, it's a little sour."

Guan Yue also stuffed a piece of orange into his mouth: "Well, it's really a bit sour."

"What did Auntie tell you?"

Guan Yue was really curious about what kind of magic power could change Yu Gaomin's attitude so easily, who was subconsciously resisting strangers yesterday.

He was full of praise for her.

Even the very name of everyone inquired clearly.

Guan Yue suddenly felt that the orange in his mouth had become more sour.

He frowned: "This orange is too sour, senior should not eat it."

"No, it's a sour taste, it's a pity to lose it." Yu Gaomin couldn't read the other meaning in his words, took the orange from his hand, and fed himself.

Then, he narrated the gossip that Aunt Qin said today, compressed it into a simple version, and shared it with Guan Yue.

Guan Yue was unmoved after hearing the gossip.

"that's it?"

"Well, that's it." Yu Gaomin looked up at him, "Otherwise, what else do you want?"

Guan Yue: "..."

Is it just these trivial things between neighbors, is it worth being happy for an afternoon?

Don't even play games anymore?

The cruel Tangyuan, who has experienced thousands of changing worlds, does not know that there is a magical ability in this world, called the gossip power of uncles and aunts.

No one can not bow down to their excellent ability to eat melons, and the superpower of smelling melon-eating information at the first time, and rushing to the scene to become the first witness.

Even if the Heavenly King and Lao Tzu come, they will not be able to defeat their determination to win the gossip.

What is short in the parents has been the favorite fun of the uncles and aunts who have nothing to do since ancient times.

"Aunt Qin also showed me a photo of her neighbor's nephew's sister's son's cousin's cousin being chased by a big goose and pecking at his ass. It's super funny!"

While talking, Yu Gaomin quickly called up the photo shared by Aunt Qin just now and showed it to Guan Yue.

Even Guan Yue, who has dealt with all kinds of intractable diseases and even survived for hundreds of years in the last days, didn't think of this complicated relationship and what kind of joke there is in this matter.

"look!"

It was a photo taken in a rural field. Legend has it that the little cousin here is just a kid in crotch pants.

I don't know why I provoked the big goose, but was chased and ran away by the big goose.

At the moment when the photo was frozen, the big goose happened to bite the kid's crotchless pants.

The child cried out with a whoosh, but he refused to let go of the lollipop he was holding tightly in his hand.

"Isn't it funny?"

When Yu Gaomin thought of that scene, the smile came to life again, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help it.

"Funny." Although Guan Yue didn't see what was funny about such a chaotic photo, but Yu Gaomin liked it, and he would choose Aiwujiwu, "Haha."

"..."

What a forced laugh.

Yu Gaomin's cheeks tensed all of a sudden, and within a few seconds, because of the righteous expression on Guan Yue's face that was pretending to be funny, he burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, you are too cute!" Yu Gaomin laughed so hard that his stomach ached from laughing.

Guan Yue helplessly supported him, preventing this man from falling off the sofa all of a sudden.

It's just that when he saw Yu Gaomin smiling happily, he unconsciously pulled the corners of his mouth.

It turns out that just quietly watching the person you like playing in front of you, in your arms, can soothe the restlessness and all troubles in your heart.

Guan Yue felt in his heart that his senior was the cutest little baby in the world.

While hugging the person, Guan Yue once again lowered his eyes to the lit photo.

That kid in slit pants——

He only glanced at it, then withdrew his gaze.

Ok.

Still the cutest of his seniors.

The author says:

Aunt Qin's next-door neighbor's nephew's sister's son's cousin's cousin:?Are you polite?

ps Digression whispered bb: I woke up this morning and saw that the name of the protagonist was petrified.If there is no update in these two days, then the author is wearing a book (bushi)