Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

They are all good brothers, so there is no need to worry about it.

This idea was especially strong when Yu Gaomin tasted the fresh, tender and fat meat.

When it's time to enjoy the food, the most impatient thing is to grab it with your hands. It's not a big deal to share a pair of chopsticks with your good friends.

——by Mr. Yu, an enthusiastic salted fish citizen who did not want to be named.

Yu Gaomin was somewhat uncomfortable at first, but he was soon overwhelmed by the deliciousness of the fish.

He was really curious about how Guan Yue managed to make everything so delicious.

"It's nothing, it's because I've done a lot in the past, and the more experience you have, the more proficient you are. As long as the seniors like it."

Yu Gaomin likes it.

He likes it.

In connection with what Guan Yue said just now, Yu Gaomin's cooking slowed down again.

As the saying goes, there are stories in wine.

Although he doesn't have fine wine at hand, he does have a 1L luxury version of the family bucket milk tea specially arranged by Guan Yue with less ice and three-point sugar plus pearl boba crispy bobo.

Contemporary young people are so capricious.

Serve with milk tea, half your happiness.

Hearing Guan Yue's words, Yu Gaomin instantly imagined a thin and thin boy who trekked mountains and rivers every day after school and came home to chop firewood and cook. screen.

The thin and slender hands skillfully stir-fried the dishes in the pot, and kept running back and forth between the stove and the firewood pile.

Woo.

Who doesn't feel bad after seeing this picture.

Guan Yue saw Yu Gaomin's expression and guessed that he must have thought of some pictures that he was not very willing to imagine.

At the beginning of the story, he did help the family with some farm work.

But it's not the well-behaved and sensible Yu Gaomin's brain.

It's because the elders in the family don't like this thin, emaciated and introverted child.

Guan Yue was not expected to come to this world.

Although he was a boy, he was born in a small isolated mountain village that favored boys over girls.

But it's a father who doesn't love it, and a mother who doesn't love it.

Perhaps the unscrupulous author was obsessed with setting him as the protagonist to have a tragic life experience. Guan Yue was conceived after his biological mother was drunk by his biological father.

The family thought of the biological mother was imprisoned in this feudal and backward mountain village, thinking that she was pregnant with a child before she was married, and she was a shameless asshole, so in the name of doing her best, she was married to that "Father".

To put it bluntly, it means getting married, but to put it bluntly, it is simply a transaction of buying and selling women.

As for the man Guan Yue should have called his father, it was because there was a woman who was in the way of his family to take care of him, so he couldn't moles other good women outside, so he attributed all his anger to the two of them.

So Guan Yue was a child who was not expected to come into this world since he was never born.

So Guan Yue knew how to live alone since he was a child, but he was always abandoned and hurt again and again because of his longing for love.

In the end, he will be played by Huang Yijun in the palm of his hand, hurting his body and soul.

Yu Gaomin only thought of the first level, looking at Guan Yue's expression more and more revealed the kindness of an old father.

"I like it, I like it very much, thank you."

In order to let Guan Yue feel more strongly how much he really likes his craftsmanship, Yu Gaomin directly picked up the rice bowl, and kuakua showed the rice into his mouth.

Looking at it from the side, Guan Yue felt dry: "Senior, there is no need to be so anxious. There is still a lot of food."

No one will rob you.

Guan Yue still didn't say this, and chose to swallow it.

"No, no, it's definitely too much for one person to eat, but it's different for two people." Yu Gaomin shook his finger at Guan Yue with a mysterious face, and said to him with a smile, "You are early in the morning. Just stay with me when you go to bed, you must not have eaten by now, please sit down and let's eat together."

Guan Yue shook his head, and just wanted to say that he was not hungry, but Yu Gaomin had already predicted his words, and regardless of Guan Yue's objection, he stretched out his hand and pulled the person beside him to sit down.

He also quickly connected the action of picking up the food, and fed it to Guan Yue's mouth with his own hands: "You cook such delicious food, how can I enjoy it alone, naturally you also have to taste the food to relieve your fatigue."

Although Guan Yue's delicacies were rewarded, he made them himself.

Yu Gaomin felt guilty for a second, then acted as if nothing happened, and continued the action of feeding his hands naturally.

"How about it?"

The expression on Yu Gaomin's face was so expectant that Guan Yue even wondered for a moment whether his memory of the half-hour cooking just now had gone wrong.

"Well, it's delicious."

It's just that eating in Guan Yue is the same, no matter how attractive the dishes are, he has already tried them.

But somehow, he just wanted to see Yu Gaomin happy because of any action he made.

After getting Guan Yue's answer, Yu Gaomin couldn't even hide the joy in his eyes: "So you see, you are so good, you must always believe in yourself!"

If you are more confident now, even if you can't avoid getting entangled with Huang Yijun until he goes to HE in the future, you will always be able to suffer less because of a small change in personality.

Guan Yue's eyelashes moved.

"Okay. I will listen to the seniors."

Seeing the person in front of him gradually dissipate the lingering gloom, and transform into his original cute and cute appearance, Yu Gaomin was in a good mood and took another two mouthfuls of food.

"But senior, if the two of us eat like this, do you mind if I share a pair of chopsticks with you?"

Previously, he saw Yu Gaomin was a little surprised when he saw only a pair of chopsticks. He thought he would resist sharing the same tableware with him, but he didn't expect that the person who cared too much now became himself.

However, Yu Gaomin was notoriously short-sighted in the past.

After hearing Guan Yue's question, he stopped his chopsticks, met Guan Yue's eyes, and calmly answered his doubt: "No."

Guan Yue's fingertips on his knees bent against his thighs.

Yu Gaomin picked out another slice of lemon and threw it into the trash can: "As an actor, I will naturally have a kiss scene, so in comparison, two people using a pair of chopsticks is actually nothing. .”

He originally thought about how to explain this problem to Guan Yue more simply and straightforwardly, so it was most appropriate to use the method that the two of them are most familiar with as an example.

Yu Gaomin said so, but in fact, he himself has never really kissed an actress in the industry once.

Needless to say in this life, before he transmigrated, his original body had only acted in a Dangai drama, and he was crazy and pretentious, and he was almost hidden by the snow.

There have always been only two opinions in the circle about Dangai drama.

One is that the director came here only for money, and he only wanted to please a certain group of audiences. Not only did he satiate the appetite of the audience so that the director could make a lot of money, but he also happened to be bouncing back and forth within the final range allowed by his superiors. .

They let the actors act out feelings that seem like love but not, but they are like scumbags who slap their ass and leave when they are done. They only care about teasing and are irresponsible.

When the audience who got on top asked, the show crew only needed to say lightly: "Because of some restrictions, we can't interpret certain scenes" and put all the blame on the top.

And the other is to sincerely want to direct the love between the same sex.

It's just that the entertainment industry comes in too fast and too easily, forming a mixed state. In the entertainment circle, the probability of ordinary romantic dramas meeting the second type of director is already very small, let alone the theme of more niche dramas. The drama has changed.

In his previous life, Yu Gaomin had an ordinary face in the entertainment circle since his debut.

Although it is said that in the end, he almost got into the position of actor, but what he can get out of is all literary films or combat films that do not meet the mainstream aesthetics but can be madly scored at the awards ceremony.

The scoring methods of these two films are doomed that they will not put too much plot and ink on the protagonist's love and love.

There is also the first point, in fact, Yu Gaomin is quite embarrassed to admit it.

The main reason is that there are not many actresses he has worked with. They are either married and have families, and it is not convenient to flirt with other men in front of the screen, or they cannot accept Yu Gaomin's appearance, so it is not convenient to use this kind of marketing, and tried every means to persuade the director to delete the intimate scenes in the film.

Thinking about it carefully now, Yu Gaomin suddenly felt a desolate feeling of being rejected.

Suddenly a picture flashed in his mind.

No, in fact, it's not like he never acted in a kissing scene with others in his previous life.

And it seems, more than once.

Is it because of what?

The memory is really too long, and Yu Gaomin's head, which was not easy to use, is full of food now, and the whole person has become lazy, and he really can't recall what happened at that time for a while.

In the same way, it is precisely because he now looks like talking about kissing is as simple as eating three meals a day, falling into the eyes of Guan Yue who is standing aside, makes him feel even more uncomfortable.

So before Yu Gaomin met him, had he already had skin-to-skin relationship with someone else?

...I suddenly felt uncomfortable.

It is best for Yu Gaomin not to let him know who those people were in the past.

otherwise--

Thinking of this, Guan Yue paused.

He just suddenly remembered that whether it was Yu Gaomin or himself, they were just characters living in the book.

So no matter who Yu Gaomin had ambiguous past with, it was not what Yu Gaomin really did.

Those are just his actions as a soulless little character in the book being manipulated by the author.

In other words, the current Yu Gaomin has not actually had any intimate actions with others.

Guan Yue's mood suddenly turned cloudy and sunny again, and he became radiant.

"Senior is right." Yu Gaomin tried to see an unnatural expression on Guan Yue's face, but Guan Yue was destined to disappoint him, "Since senior said so, I am a little curious now, when senior kissed , do you feel anything?"

Varied!

Although Yu Gaomin, the salted fish who lived 30 years in his previous life, died as a peony, his eyes widened unconsciously when he heard this question.

Why can Guan Yue ask such a question with such an innocent face!

As a peony salted fish, the only kissing experience he ever had was when he was acting, so how dare he say that.

At this time, Yu Gaomin really wanted to travel back to the self a minute ago and give himself a slap.

Nothing to talk about.

Let you install X, overturn it!

But since he has already pretended this X, he has to pretend it thoroughly.

Guan Yue can't let Guan Yue see that his senior with rich life experience is actually not as good as him!

Heck, back to the previous post.

Let’s not talk about the chicken, civilized you and me.

Yu Gaomin paused, and his expression changed to an inscrutable look by the way: "Do you really want to know?"

Guan Yue has already grasped his mind thoroughly now, his eyes are serious, as long as Yu Gaomin opens his mouth, he can tell that Yu Gaomin is lying.

However, Guan Yue did not expect that Yu Gaomin would actually have such a damn romantic time.

"That was a story from a long, long time ago..."

The author says:

最后一句话瞬间幻视初中英语课本上的longlongago……感谢在2022-08-2619:41:53-2022-08-2919:30:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Momo;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!