Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

For no reason, hearing Guan Yue's voice, Yu Gaomin shuddered.

But after thinking about it, I just left my friend's house, and I didn't steal or rob, so there is nothing to be afraid of.

It's not that I'm a guilty conscience.

Self-puffing himself up, Yu Gaomin turned around and saw Guan Yue who was approaching him step by step: "I suddenly remembered that there is still a very important thing to deal with. It just so happens that it's not too early now."

Guan Yue glanced at the clock hanging on the wall with some doubts.

"It's only less than ten o'clock. Don't seniors usually stay up until one or two o'clock?"

"..."

Why do you even understand this so clearly!

Please, please call me senior anyway, can you save face for your humble senior.

"Uh... That's when I'm at home, you see, even if I have to stay up until that time, but you are different, you have to go to bed early and get up early, I can't disrupt your biological clock."

"But I don't feel disturbed by my senior at all." Guan Yue narrowed his eyes and smiled, but in Yu Gaomin's view, he looked more and more like a cunning fox, as if he was trying to lure his prey into the bait with a smile.

"But, that, I..."

For a while, Yu Gaomin really couldn't think of what to say.

"If senior doesn't dislike it, you can stay here tonight."

However, Yu Gaomin rejected him: "They are all in the same building, just a few floors away from the elevator, and not too far away, so you don't need to let me stay and lay the floor?"

Guan Yue shook his head and explained: "If senior stays, I will be very happy. And how could I let senior sleep on the floor? There is still a vacant room at home."

This time, before Yu Gaomin could refute, Guan Yue answered by himself: "And if senior stays, can't you continue to read those novels and comics in the lounge? If senior wants to continue playing games, I will You can always be with your seniors."

Should I say it or not, this condition is too tempting for a salty fish like Yu Gaomin.

It's just that Yu Gaomin is an old man who has lived in his 30s anyway. Even though he still looks like a young man in his early 20s, his soul is extremely mature.

Perhaps it was the precipitation of the years that allowed him to develop a subconscious mind that smelled subtle auras.

I don't know why, the more graciously Guan Yue invites you, the more Yu Gaomin feels that he wants to leave here immediately.

"It doesn't matter, you can read comics and novels at any time, as well as games. It's already late today, so I won't disturb your rest. Good night, remember to go to bed early." Yu Gaomin said, and turned back to study how to unlock the lock .

Speaking of the gate of Guan Yue's house, it is really strange, why the internal structure of the two houses is similar, but he has never seen the lock of the gate of Guan Yue's house.

This is something Yu Gaomin has never seen in two lifetimes.

Is it some super intelligent anti-theft lock developed by modern new technology?

"senior."

Yu Gaomin was concentrating on studying the door lock when Guan Yue from behind unknowingly approached.

"The lock of this door is different from ordinary door locks. If you want to open it, you need some special skills."

Yu Gaomin didn't understand.

However, he tried for a long time just now, and now there is no sign of the door opening at all.

He couldn't help being a little angry: "Then tell me how to open the folding door."

"No rush." ​​Guan Yue rolled his eyes, and a moment of slyness flashed in his eyes, "Before that, I would like to ask senior to answer me a question."

"Huh?" Yu Gaomin raised his head slightly, and looked at Guan Yue without answering.

Open the door as soon as it is opened, why answer questions.

Could it be that the lock in your house is still voice-activated, and you have to say three words to it to open the door?

"Senior, I want to know why you have always been indifferent to me, as if the relationship between us has never been closer."

"Have it?"

Guan Yue approached step by step, Yu Gaomin subconsciously took half a step back, one step, one big step, and finally, when his waist pressed against the hard door panel behind him, he realized that he seemed to have been given a wall by a protagonist who was ten years younger than himself. ?

"Yes, senior is very close to people other than me, just like a true friend. But every time he treats me with a somewhat respectful attitude."

"Hmm...be respectful, okay?"

Is it possible that you still want me to hold your shoulders every day, and show you 360 ways to brainwash you every day, and then I will be killed by the chasing Huang Yijun.

"But I don't want my seniors to treat me like they're always entertaining. I want to be your closest friend." The young man lowered his head slightly, his eyelashes moved, pulling the distance between the two of them closer without showing any signs.

Looking at the cheeks in front of him that were several times larger than usual, and even able to clearly see the pores on the face, Yu Gaomin almost panicked: "I have always been very caring to you, and it may be because of the recognition between us. error."

Guan Yue just put his hands on the door panel and looked at him with complex and dangerous eyes for a long time.

It's been so long that he hasn't said anything, Yu Gaomin is almost unable to hold on.

"you……"

"Forget it." Both of them spoke at the same time, and when Yu Gaomin saw that he finally spoke, he immediately closed his mouth, listening to what he wanted to say, "I know that even if I want senior to answer me now, senior must be lying to me again. Wait for a while until Senior is willing to treat me sincerely."

I have always been sincere to you.

Yu Gaomin opened his mouth, but he still didn't say the words.

Guan Yue felt a little weird tonight.

"However, I have always been a very impatient person. I still hope that the senior can give me an answer as soon as possible, okay?"

"Uh-huh."

Yu Gaomin nodded indiscriminately, and agreed indiscriminately.

If he doesn't answer anything, he'd better leave this wolf den as soon as possible.

Accompanied by the sound of "click", Yu Gaomin felt the door panel leaning on his back move slightly, and realized that Guan Yue just opened the door while he was not paying attention.

In the end, he still didn't know how to open the door.

But none of that matters anymore.

As long as you can leave.

"Senior, good night."

Yu Gaomin stood in the corridor and looked back, watching the moonlight shining on the door, but the boy in the thin shirt didn't move a single inch, just standing alone where the light couldn't fall.

The room was clearly lit, but the light seemed really weak.

Yu Gaomin paused, but still couldn't help saying goodnight to him.

"I hope I won't wait too long for Senior's reply."

So I said that there is no answer or no answer.

Yu Gaomin knew that this might be due to Guan Yue's youthful temperament, and he always liked to make some friends.

But he should know.

It doesn't matter how many friends you have in this life, the most important thing is to always have three or two close friends.

But because of their identities.

Yu Gaomin stopped in his tracks, silently allowing the bright moonlight to fall on his clothes and feet.

Although he and Guan Yue admire each other, they should never reach the level of close friends.

Just relying on Huang Yijun between the two is already an insurmountable gap.

What's more, to put it more heartlessly, for Yu Gaomin, everything he has experienced now is just watching the stories of the people in the book from the perspective of a bystander.

Although now he has traveled to this book, and has been involved with the protagonist Gong Shou.

But in Yu Gaomin's view, they are actually not very different from the paper figures that appear in ordinary novels and comics.

He clearly knows what he should do.

——Of course, try to let yourself live the salted fish life of your dreams, stay away from these right and wrong, and live your own beautiful little life from now on.

After all, it is a salted fish, and it will never be serious for less than three seconds.

It was already eleven o'clock in the evening when I got home and washed up.

Yu Gaomin was lying on the bed, swiping his phone in a daze.

I played games at Guan Yue's house for a while today, and now I'm really reluctant.

After leaving for only a few hours, his hands were itchy again.

It's really worthless.

Yu Gaomin spurned himself in his heart.

But thinking of the house of treasures that Guan Yue treasured, a thought came to Yu Gaomin's head in a daze.

If he and Guan Yue are no longer friends, and it is not a relationship between seniors and seniors, then he will no longer be able to go to Guan Yue's house to play games.

It seems that there is still some reluctance...

I had so much fun today, sleepiness and exhaustion swept over my body belatedly.

Yu Gaomin was thinking vaguely in his head, and his eyelids closed unconsciously.

When I opened my eyes again, it was already eight o'clock the next morning.

Getting up from the bed in a daze, and looking at the time, Yu Gaomin realized that he fell asleep in a daze last night.

I even forgot to catch up with the dramas updated in the early morning.

This will not work.

As a standard otaku, the philosophy of life that Yu Gaomin pursues is always the one——

The game can be lost, but the wife has to watch it!

He had been looking forward to this episode since last week.

I heard that this episode also has the eternal seven-eight theorem of cute wives posted.

Without even getting up, Yu Gaomin directly unlocked the phone, opened a certain pink software, and excitedly made up for the missed front-row chasing experience last night.

After half an hour.

A certain salted fish turned over on the bed and stretched eagerly.

Sure enough, there is no happier thing in this world to see two sweet girls posting each other!

The salted fish above even gave some thumbs-ups to some of the Erchuang wives in the circle.

After finally eating his wife's food, a message from the system happened to pop up on the phone.

"Scheming green tea does not allow house to request to add you as a friend."

Ok?

Who is this person?

Looking at this ID, Yu Gaomin felt a little puzzled.

After clicking on the complete message, Yu Gaomin finally found out.

It turns out that the owner of this weird screen name is Huang Yijun.

Yu Gaomin didn't want to talk to him at first, but Huang Yijun's screen name is so eye-catching, it's hard not to be noticed.

In the end, he accepted Huang Yijun's friend request with complicated feelings.

Then maybe he apologized to Guan Yue for what happened yesterday.

Maybe it was because Guan Yue couldn't get forgiveness that he decided to start with the people around him.

These happened to be the little chasing skills he saw in the drama just now.

In three sentences, it cost 18 yuan to let the protagonist attack as the protagonist.

Well, it seems that this Huang Yijun is not so incurable yet.

For the sake of your sincerity, it doesn't hurt to help you once.

In any case, as long as the main character finally gets the two of them together, he will be able to live happily ever after.

Yu Gaomin thought this way, just when he was in a good mood, he let Huang Yijun enter his list with a big wave of his hand.

As a result, as soon as the two became friends, Huang Yijun jumped out a message. It seemed that he had prepared to ask questions early in the morning, and he waited for Guan Yue to pass his friend request before starting.

"Did you stay with Guan Yue all day yesterday?"

That's not it.

Just as Yu Gaoming was about to type and send it, he saw another message sent by Huang Yijun one after another.

"Then do you know that he was drugged yesterday!"

Nonsense, of course I know...

Yu Gaomin's hand was pressed on the green send button, and he pressed it suddenly without letting go, leaving a distance.

It's so dangerous, I almost sent this sentence out.

I can't say this, if Huang Yijun sees this, then it's okay?

He didn't want to enter Huang Yijun's chat list vertically and exit from his circle of friends horizontally.

"Yu Gaomin, I know you're watching."

"Yesterday, it was the medicine you helped him relieve."

Help.

God.

God.

Guanyin.

Yu Gaomin glanced at Huang Yijun's ID nickname again.

So Yu Gaomin slowly closed his eyes.

He now knows that the green tea in Huang Yijun's mouth is actually his salted fish!

Is it still too late for me to delete friends?

On the other end, Huang Yijun, who was so angry that his breathing was not smooth, waited for a long time but did not get a reply from Yu Gaomin.Looking at the "The other party is typing" above the chat box, Huang Yijun really didn't have the patience to wait any longer, planning to have a showdown with this person directly, finally made up his mind to edit a message and clicked send.

A system message popped up on the phone screen——

"The message was sent, but it was rejected by the other party."

Three seconds later, a sonorous and powerful Chinese quintessence sounded from the lounge of a certain studio.

"Grass!"

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