Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

Indeed, as Guan Yue said, Yu Gaomin quickly found the bathroom in Guan Yue's home.

Yu Gaomin originally wanted to take a large washbasin of ice water to physically cool the protagonist, but when he opened the door, he saw a large bathtub on one side.

The bathtub is good. The bathtub is wonderful.

Without the slightest hesitation, he directly started pouring water into the bathtub.

Taking advantage of the time to release the water, Yu Gaomin went back the same way to help Guan Yue.

"Slow down, be careful." Yu Gaomin was faced with a new problem after helping him to the bathroom.

Guan Yue has been affected by the medicine so that his hands and feet are weak, and his eyes are wandering. Can he completely soak himself in the bathtub without drowning?

It's really not that Yu Gaomin is worrying too much, it's that this world is indeed too weird.

In the past, he has also seen many examples of drunk people going home and wanting to take a bath to wash themselves off, but they ended up soaking themselves alive and making the news.

and……

Judging by the blurred state of Guan Yue's eyes, he might not be able to unbutton his clothes at all, right?

But if Guan Yue can't solve it manually...

It seemed that he was the only living person left on the scene.

Alarm bells rang in Yu Gaomin's heart.

"Then you and you can soak first, and I will go back first."

Look, the child is so scared that he can't speak well.

"Well... thank you, senior..."

Yu Gaomin turned around and ran away, only to hear the young man's faint moaning from behind him.

It's starting to feel wrong.

In order to maintain the false brotherhood between him and the protagonist Shou, Yu Gaomin turned around and ran away decisively, at a speed that would probably reach a once-in-a-lifetime flash.

Picking up a drugged Protagonist Shou is already weird.

If you still stay at the scene and listen to the protagonist Shou acting alone, you will live that spring and that palace.Yu Gaomin said that he really couldn't do it.

And the author of the original work is also really, let the protagonist be drugged at every turn.

You can see for yourself that this novel should be published on a certain green website!

Since you dare to write the plot of medicine, don't pull the light if you have the ability!

Yu Gaomin's brain was running fast, afraid that if he stopped for a second, he would think about what was happening in the bathroom right now.

"No, no." Yu Gaomin anxiously paced back and forth.

Thinking about it, I still have to stay. It would be bad if something happened to Guan Yue after staying inside for a long time.

In the end, Yu Gaomin still couldn't resist his damn soft heart, so he sat down on the sofa in the living room outside, feeling uneasy.

It's easy to fantasize about the current situation in the bathroom as soon as you stop, Yu Gaomin patted his cheeks with both hands, unlocked the phone and started the mini-game.

10 minutes passed.

Half an hour passed.

An hour has passed...

The characters in the mini-game on the screen were almost exhausted from jumping around.

And the forbidden door of the bathroom has not been opened yet.

Yu Gaomin put down his phone tiredly, and covered his eyes with his hand.

... This child is still a little persistent.

As the protagonist, this is an acceptable setting.

Yu Gaomin fidgeted and scratched his hair.

Otherwise, let's go...to take a look?

No, no, it should be a question.

Yu Gaomin admitted that he was just damn worried.

Even he himself couldn't say why.

In the end, Yu Gaomin decided to attribute this to the measures he took because he was afraid that the protagonist would be led by a dog and could not explain to the protagonist Gong, so he would go on the road of cannon fodder to be solved by the protagonist Gong.

After thinking about this point clearly, Yu Gaomin suddenly felt that he was full of strength even to move forward.

After a few steps, he returned to the bathroom door.

Hmm, didn't hear anything.

Out of politeness, Yu Gaomin still knocked on the door: "Guan Yue, you... are you okay now?"

Still no movement.

You won't really faint, will you?

Just when Yu Gaomin decided to close his eyes and smash the door, the door was finally opened from the inside out.

Yu Gaomin's first reaction when he opened his eyes was.

Dying.

The taboo door is finally open!

Then the second reaction is:

"You... how did you..."

Guan Yue's hair was a little messy, but what was even more messy was the shirt he was wearing.

If it was just like that, he could barely survive on a certain novel website.

So now...

Looking at a shirt that was kneaded like a pickle and hung loosely around his waist, Yu Gaomin's mood was very complicated.

He seemed to be wearing clothes, but he also seemed to be wearing nothing.

How do you wear other people's Pinru clothes!

"Senior, I thought you had already left."

I don't know if it's because of the medicine, Guan Yue's voice sounds particularly hoarse now.

Also... extraordinarily sexy.

Yu Gaomin blushed red earlobes unapologetically.

A little red, to show respect.

"No, I'm worried that something will happen to you alone." Yu Gaomin quickly explained.

"That's right." The young man propped up the wall with one hand, and raised a slightly evil smile, "Then...will senior come and help me?"

Yu Gaomin:!

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"This, this, this is impossible." Yu Gaomin quickly denied San Lian, "I can't, I can't stop talking nonsense."

But the young man still only had a smile in his eyes: "Where did senior think?"

Ok?

"I just want to trouble my senior to help me find a new shirt."

"Oh!" Yu Gaomin slapped his forehead.

That's not it.

Look at what other people's shirts look like, this one must be unwearable now.

It's all because you wear yellow glasses, so what you see is yellow!

"However, listening to what you said, it seems to be better than before." Yu Gaomin looked for a step down for himself a little foolishly, "Speaking of which, where can I get you a shirt?"

Guan Yue pointed in a direction: "Just turn left from the bathroom...and just keep walking straight ahead."

"There is a change of clothes in the bedroom closet."

"Good good."

As long as he can leave this embarrassing scene immediately, even Yu Gaomin, who runs errands, doesn't care.

I don't know if it was because of the company's construction, but Yu Gaomin always felt that the layout and decoration of Guan Yue's home and his own dormitory were similar.

On the way back from getting the clothes from the master bedroom, Yu Gaomin glanced at a certain room beside him.

... He remembered that there seemed to be no such room in his dormitory.

And for some reason, there was a lock on the door of this room.

Maybe it's the locker.

Yu Gaomin didn't think much, took the clothes and left, and even quickened his pace, fearing that the child would catch a cold with his upper body naked.

It's a pity that he seemed to be one step too late. When he returned to the door of the bathroom again, the taboo door was closed again.

And this time, he was unprepared to hear some strange voices.

Yu Gaomin: "..."

Help.

Save lives.

Should he poke his ears blind now, or plug his eyes.

In the end, Yu Gaomin almost ran away in despair.

He also couldn't tell why, it was Guan Yue who had been drugged, but now it was him who was blushing and heart beating and panting.

Really unable to calm down, Yu Gaomin simply broke the ring and started to browse Weibo.

Because "Escape from Zombie Island" is an online live variety show, even after a day, many fans and viewers have already made single-person cuts on the Internet.

It's just that Yu Gaomin doesn't quite understand one thing.

Why is it that everyone else is an ACE with a burst of IQ and good looks, and the clips related to him all look so... funny.

For a moment, Yu Gaomin began to doubt whether his identity in the team was an exaggerated mascot.

After swiping to the fourth clip of his funny clip, Yu Gaomin resigned to his fate and closed his eyes.

Forget it, the mascot is the mascot.

As long as there is money to take, fame is something outside of the body.

Make money, don't be fooled.

After thinking it over, Yu Gaomin began to surf the Internet mindlessly again.

A certain CP video rushed in front of him with the tide, causing his eyes to turn black.

What the hell is "Guan Yu CP"!Believe it or not, the second uncle got up from the coffin to look for you!

Who is going to murder me!If Huang Yijun got these videos, what would happen?

It's okay to form a CP, why is Guan Yue suppressing him!

Can't you see that Guan Yue is the protagonist!

Haven't you seen such a temperament at all!

And Yu Gaomin doesn't look like a bottom.

What an amazing group of fans.

Surfing the Internet for just over 40 minutes successfully helped Yu Gaomin to undergo a temporary withdrawal.

Fortunately, the agent didn't know this method, otherwise Yu Gaomin would be disgusted by him and quit the Internet sooner or later.

Here Yu Gaomin was in a state of anxiety, when the boy in the bathroom finally came out covered in mist.

Seeing the aggrieved shirt hanging on the doorknob, Guan Yue had an undisguised smile in his eyes.

As soon as I guessed it, I knew that the person must have accidentally heard something just now, blushed and fled and left here.

Just thinking about that picture is cute.

It's just a pity that I didn't see it with my own eyes.

Yu Gaomin, who had been scarred by all kinds of outrageous CP videos, was struggling with what to do when he heard footsteps behind him.

"You finally came out!" Yu Gaomin was happy from the bottom of his heart, and immediately got up and walked to Guan Yue's side, looking him up and down.

Like a curious little rabbit.

The boy looked a little shy: "Well, thank you senior for your concern, it should be fine."

"That's fine, that's fine."

It seems that even in the novel world created by unscrupulous authors, it is no match for the power of science.

It's just that this power is indeed...somewhat persistent.

Thinking of this, Yu Gaomin pretended to cough twice in embarrassment.

"Since you're fine now, I'll go back first."

"Senior, wait."

Just as Yu Gaomin was about to run away, Guan Yue stopped him.

He couldn't help sighing inwardly.

"I'm sorry to trouble seniors today, I want to have dinner with seniors."

dinner?

Yu Gaomin stopped in his tracks.

He turned his head to look at the sunny scene outside the window.

"Are you sure...you want to keep me for dinner?"

Do you want to hear what you are saying.

Are you worthy of the hard-working father-in-law outside?

"Although it's really early now, but..." Guan Yue bit his lower lip, "Because, I heard that seniors like to read animation novels and play games at home. Some time ago, a friend gave me a new release I also have game controllers at home, but no one is with me, so..."

game?

handle?

And a nice dinner?

Yu Gaomin admitted that he was really shamefully moved.

"Then...then I will stay with you for a while today."

cough cough.It's not that he's greedy for games and delicious food, but he just stayed to see if Guan Yue's medicinal properties had dissipated, and he could take care of him by the way.

Yes, that's right.

He is obviously a reliable senior who cares about the younger generation, so he is not a salty fish.

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