I fucked up with the male lead's blind villain uncle

Shen Linzhou vomited until his face turned red. Seeing this, Li Jiuyou could only quickly put together his broken heart, pat him on the back carefully, and took a cup to drink warm water for him to rinse his mouth.

"Zhou Zhou, how are you? Are you all right? Are you too drunk?"

Shen Linzhou sniffed, and when he got up after rinsing his mouth, the corners of his eyes were still red, and the teardrops were falling down one after another, making him look pitiful.

He rubbed his uncomfortable stomach, coughed twice and plunged into Li Jiuyou's arms, rubbing back and forth aggrievedly.

"qwq, dog, I feel so uncomfortable, and my throat hurts too."

Li Jiuyou felt that his chest seemed to be wet, and his body was crying, the kind that shed tears silently.

"Hey, don't cry, don't cry, you go to bed and lie down for a while, I'll make you some honey water to drink, make sure you don't hurt after drinking it, okay?"

Shen Linzhou hummed sullenly, but he was still lying on Li Jiuyou's body like a koala and couldn't get up.

Li Jiuyou didn't know what to do, and he couldn't force him to do it. Suddenly he thought of the back of his neck.He pinched Shen Linzhou's delicate and smooth neck, and as expected, Shen Linzhou really raised his head in a daze like a cat.

The moment he raised his head, a tear ran down his cheek, his eyes were as clear as a deer running wild in the mountains and forests, pure and lustful.

"Pinch, what are you doing pinch my neck, bastard."

Li Jiuyou was not only bad, he was going to be bad to the end.

Lifting Shen Linzhou's chin, she kissed the corner of his eyes, kissing away the teardrops bit by bit, and pinched Shen Linzhou's red ears uncontrollably.

Shen Linzhou's pupils dilated for a moment, this dog wants to be like him, but he is just a cute puppet cat, the species does not match.

"Okay, Zhouzhou, come on, brush your teeth, and I'll make honey water for you. Don't be afraid, I'll come up soon."

"Oh."

Li Jiuyou wanted to kiss Shen Linzhou's lips very much just now, but was afraid that he would spit it out, so he was extremely frustrated.Alas, who would have thought that such an embarrassing thing would happen, I just hope that Shen Linzhou won't remember anything when he wakes up.

He deliberately dawdled for five or six minutes before bringing up the water, put it on the bedside table, and then went into the bathroom. Shen Linzhou looked at a loss again.

There was a ring of foam on his mouth, he tentatively stretched his fingers into the sink, and quickly pulled them out again, with a panicked look on his face.

"Zhouzhou, what's wrong with you?"

"I, I'm afraid of water."

Li Jiuyou couldn't help laughing, he didn't know what hint his Zhou Zhou had given him, he was already too drunk, and he still kept in mind the character of Mao Mao.

Li Jiuyou stepped forward to turn on the faucet, then took Shen Linzhou's hand and put it under the water. The warm water passed over his skin, and Shen Linzhou's pupils dilated for a moment.

"Look, aren't you afraid now?"

Shen Linzhou's eyes were full of stars, shining brightly, and he stared at Li Jiuyou with extreme admiration.

"Wow, you are so brave."

Li Jiuyou rolled up his sleeves to wash Shen Linzhou's cheeks, worried, why did his Zhou Zhou feel so stupid, drinking a drink would have such a big effect.

Despite the doubts in his heart, Li Jiuyou tried his best to put on Shen Linzhou's pajamas, carried him to the bed, and held a water glass to feed him water.

After drinking the water, Shen Linzhou smacked his lips, his cheeks were red, and he said awkwardly: "You can't treat me like this for the time being, although I love you very much."

Li Jiuyou was startled, maybe his expression was so blatant, but Shen Linzhou could see it just thinking about it.

It's okay, okay, Shen Linzhou still loves him, even if he turns into an animal.

"I do not have……"

Shen Linzhou grabbed his collar and pulled it towards him, then pressed his lips against it.I don't know if it's because I regarded myself as a cat, and kept sticking to it without any other movements.

Li Jiuyou tentatively licked his lips with the tip of his tongue, like a signal, suddenly pried away some factors in Shen Linzhou's heart, and then kissed them fiercely.

One kiss.

Li Jiuyou was so excited that she was on the verge of tears. Well, Shen Linzhou didn't vomit from his kiss, maybe it was because he couldn't drink and couldn't stand it all at once.

Shen Linzhou looked at Li Jiuyou coolly, and said, "I allow you to lie on the bed and hug me to sleep."

Ahhh.

Li Jiuyou's heart is about to melt, Shen Linzhou's arrogant appearance, slightly raised chin, raised lips in class, haughty and seductive eyes, fingers twisted around the corner of the back, every movement is precisely on his heart yeah.

"Okay, thank you Zhouzhou."

As soon as Li Jiuyou went to bed, Shen Linzhou couldn't wait to put the hand holding Li Jiuyou on his stomach. He secretly laughed twice, sighed and let out a long sigh of relief, hehe, that's it, it's so comfortable.

Shen Linzhou's eyelids drooped quickly. He leaned against Li Jiuyou's arms, hummed twice unconsciously, and then fell into a deep sleep.

On a night intoxicated by the aroma of wine, accompanied by the sound of Li Jiuyou's light breathing, Shen Linzhou, who was extremely relaxed, shamefully had another colorful dream.

Shen Linzhou was lying in the endless red rose petals, but his nose was full of the fragrance of plants and trees. Li Jiuyou's slightly rough fingers wandered wantonly on his body to ignite the fire, causing waves of trembling.

He curled up, the back of his feet stretched for no reason, and then a thin whimper sounded in the empty room.Shen Linzhou lifted his neck weakly, his wet eyes naturally looked up, and the huge mirror showed his appearance at this moment.His heart tightened, and he changed the direction in shame, but the result was exactly the same, with mirrors installed throughout the room.

Shen Linzhou simply closed his eyes and pretended that he had lost all five senses. At the critical moment, the door creaked, and the door in the asexuality was suddenly pushed open.

The pressure on his fingers suddenly loosened, and before he could react, he had already put on his clothes and was sitting on the sofa in neat clothes, pretending to be holding a book in his hand.He couldn't read the words in the book clearly, and he could vaguely infer from Li Jiuyou's pretended calm expression that this was definitely not a good book!It must be colored, hum, demo, I don't know who doesn't know Li Jiuyou.

The white light in front of his eyes gradually dissipated, and Shen Linzhou's pupils suddenly focused, staring dumbfounded at the pink-carved and jade-carved dumplings that suddenly ran over in front of him.

Xiaofentuanzi clenched his fists, stared round and round, the corners of his lips were tight, his brows were slightly frowned, and he looked at Shen Linzhou disapprovingly, and said angrily and with grievances: "Dad is drinking again, I don't like it, I don't like it at all."

Shen Linzhou was too shocked by the replica or reduced version of Li Jiuyou. Except for the big round eyes and the pink mouth, the rest of the little powder dumpling was almost carved out of Li Jiuyou's mold.

A burst of nameless anger surged in Shen Linzhou's heart, he yelled suddenly, and suddenly woke up.

He stared aside and fell into a drowsy sleep, and Li Jiuyou, who was obviously woken up by him, was out of breath.

Woohoo, they slept together in the same bed every day, who knew that Li Jiuyou and other people had children in the dream.

Shen Linzhou suddenly woke up Li Jiuyou, and stretched out his hands to twist the flesh around his waist.

Oops, Shen Linzhou is even more angry when he still can't twist it.

As soon as Li Jiuyou tried to open his eyes, he was frightened by Shen Linzhou's fierce eyes.

The warm light from the night light beside the bed seemed to have turned into a green and terrifying color, Shen Linzhou gritted his teeth and said, "Damn scumbag!"

thump.

Li Jiuyou who was kicked on the ground was stunned, he couldn't figure it out, but just fell asleep, how could he become a scumbag who was kicked to the ground?

"Zhouzhou, me, have you misunderstood something? My heart for you can be learned from the sun and the moon, and the world can show it. How can I be a scumbag?"

Unjustly dead, it will be snowing in June!

Shen Linzhou gritted his teeth and said nothing, looked down at Li Jiuyou who was shrinking on the ground and did not dare to get up, his heart felt weak again, and his anger value dropped rapidly.

Just looking at each other for a few minutes, Shen Linzhou suddenly felt that he was a little unreasonable, it was just a dream.

But that little cub is exactly the same as your cub!

Bah, scumbag.

Shen Linzhou was about to tore the quilt apart, and there were two villains in his heart who were endlessly arguing, one said that there was no disaster, and the other said that there is no wave without wind, and neither one would accept it.

Turning his head again, Li Jiuyou suddenly came behind him like a flash. He stretched out his arms and embraced Shen Linzhou from behind, lowered his head and kissed his earlobe, and said softly: "Zhouzhou don't worry, just talk slowly." gone?"

The corner of Shen Linzhou's mouth twitched, and he blinked his eyes aggrievedly, trying to suppress the moisture welling up in the corner of his eyes.

He said angrily: "I, I dreamed that you cheated. No, no, and I can't be sure, anyway, I'm the scumbag."

Although Xiao Zai Zai is very cute and he likes it very much, he is still very sad.

"It's absolutely impossible. Even if the mountains have no edges and the heavens and the earth are in harmony, I can't cheat. Zhouzhou, I have loved you all my life. My heart is very small, so I can pretend to be you alone. Don't say it." It's impossible in normal times, even in a dream, I can't cheat. You must have misunderstood, absolutely."

Shen Linzhou naturally understands Li Jiuyou's intentions, but there are exceptions to everything, what if it is a drug in a coma in the plot of a novel, fork for a night, and then run with the ball or something.

No, no, his Li Jiuyou would never do this.

Shen Linzhou's face changed in a few seconds, and Li Jiuyou was terrified. Shen Linzhou teased and Li Jiuyou held his breath.

"Zai Zai, do you like children? Your own children."

Li Jiuyou rang the alarm, and immediately knelt down to Shen Linzhou with weak legs, and then stretched out three fingers to swear seriously.

"Zhouzhou, I swear to God, I've only liked you in my life. I don't like children, not at all. Don't worry about that."

It stands to reason that Shen Linzhou should be happy to hear Li Jiuyou say that, but his heart hurts a little bit, like a protest.

His face turned cold again in an instant, and he wanted to speak a few times but didn't know what to say, and finally he just said coldly: "Xiao Zai Zai is very cute, just like you."

Shen Linzhou lay down on the bed again, turned his back to Li Jiuyou and said nothing.

He is really contradictory, and his temper seems to be quite big, but the little cub is really cute, and at a certain moment, he suddenly made up for the regret that he didn't see Li Jiuyou when he was a child.

Small hands are like lotus roots, which must feel very comfortable to the touch.

Hearing Shen Linzhou's sigh, Li Jiuyou immediately leaned over and pressed on Shen Linzhou's body, lowering his voice and whispering to him.

"Okay, Zhouzhou, I lied. Actually, I like children quite a bit. Do you like them too? But our current technology is not yet developed, and we haven't researched how to have children of the same sex. Isn't it possible to raise babies online? How about the two of us raise one in the cloud, just watch the short videos of cute babies, comment and comment, it’s about the same. When the two of us reach the legal age to have sex, we will go to the orphanage to adopt one. Zhouzhou, what do you think? "

Shen Linzhou was speechless, his mind was full of that little cub in his dream, how cute it was.

He moved slightly, then turned over and poked Li Jiuyou's cheek until the small spot was glowing red before withdrawing his finger.

"I'm fine. It's fine to adopt one, but it's okay to adopt Yunyang. Their dolls look greedy."

"Zhouzhou, I'll listen to you."

Shen Linzhou snorted, took Li Jiuyou's hand and put it on his heart, and said angrily: "Just now you said that you don't like children at all, and your heart hurts so much. When you say you like it later, it doesn't hurt anymore."

Li Jiuyou kissed Shen Linzhou's lips pityingly, and said softly: "My cat is suffering, don't be angry, don't be angry, you will be what you are in the future."

"Cat, cat, cat, what are you talking about, I don't understand."

Shameful memories flooded his mind, Shen Linzhou didn't want to recall at all, that thing was actually him, it was extremely scary.He couldn't believe it at all, his behavior after drunk was so bold that it broke through the sky.It seems that those thoughts that are usually suppressed have popped up, and also, have been put into practice.

"Meow, what's the matter, you know what I know. Oh, you're going to kill me, and now I'm still itchy, Zhouzhou, what do you think?"

Li Jiuyou looked at Shen Linzhou expectantly, and took out his mobile phone suggestively. The time on it showed that it was just past five o'clock, which was still very early.

The day's plan lies in the morning, the great youth——

Shen Linzhou avoided Li Jiuyou's overly hot gaze, pulled down the collar of his pajamas, blushed and stumbled, "Sports."

After all, his mind was in a mess because of that dream, and he was really thinking about it!

hiss.

Shen Linzhou was suddenly pressed on the bed, and then the warm glowing night light on the bedside went dark again.

Everything seemed to be awake.

The author says:

Xiao Zaizai: Woohoo, Daddy almost doesn't want me——

Little angels, do you have any good names to recommend? No, I haven’t figured it out yet (scratching head), do you want to brainstorm some ideas (expectation), love you (comprehension)