The little milk dog is collapsing every day
Chapter 92 Get the certificate! ! !
"You haven't seen anything, and you haven't been here today."
After finishing speaking, Bai Lang waved to Gu Yici, "Okay, go to sleep."
I thought that I would be fine after using the hypnotism, but the person who was hypnotized by him not only did not fall asleep, but also looked at him with eyes that looked like a fool, "Where is Seventeen?"
Bai Lang began to suspect Yao Sheng.
Looking at his hands and then at Gu Yici, he looked confused, "Why do you still remember?"
It shouldn't be unresponsive. Could it be that he has been in too much contact with Shi Qi at a negative distance and is immune to demon power?
Gu Yici didn't answer, recalling the scene of Shi Qi disappearing out of thin air just now, with a solemn expression, "You are not human either."
It should be a question sentence, but the tone is quite certain. Bai Lang felt that the matter was a bit serious, so he quickly contacted Shi Qi.
"Gu Yici is with me, you..."
Before he finished speaking on the phone, Bai Lang felt a gust of wind blowing by, and he was pressed against the wall in the next second.
"I told you that I won't let you move, but you still dare to kidnap him!"
Shi Qi exerted more force on his hands, "Where is the person? Hand it over to me!"
Bai Lang was in so much pain that he struggled to speak, and finally stretched out a finger to point behind him.
Shi Qi looked in the direction he pointed, and was stunned when he saw Gu Yici.
Finished!
It's over!
How could he catch him on the spot every time he dropped his vest!
The air became quieter, Bai Lang endured it for a while and couldn't stand it any longer, "Can you let me go first before flirting with him?"
Only then did Shi Qi realize that he let go and kicked him at the same time, "It's all your fault!"
"What does it have to do with me? I obviously did it for you..."
Seeing Seventeen clenched his fists, Bai Lang changed his words silently, "All right, all right, blame me, blame me, I can't afford to mess with you."
After all, there was speculation before. Although he was a little shocked to see this supernatural phenomenon with his own eyes, Gu Yici quickly accepted the fact.
"Gu Shiqi..."
"Stop talking, I'll say it myself."
Shiqi lowered his head and said in a sullen tone, "I'm a goblin and a computer geek, but I don't want to harm you. The most I can do is approach you to recharge some batteries, and then trick me into getting some food."
After speaking, he took out two cards from his wallet, walked over and stuffed them into Gu Yici's hands, "This is your black card, I return it to you, this is my own card, it's not enough for 2000 million, only more than [-] Wan, I will make up the rest for you later."
I knew this day would come a long time ago, but Shi Qi never expected it to come so soon. I paid all the repayments, and the whole person was mournful, "I will never approach you again, don't ask Taoist priests to catch me , I didn’t harm anyone, it’s not my fault that it’s a goblin..."
The more I talked, the more I felt wronged, and I was about to cry when I talked about the last seventeen, "I won't contact Gu Xu again, please help me to say goodbye to him, and Mama Wu, I will never eat her cooking again Yes, please tell her for me, she cooks really delicious, if you want to throw those two crane machines, don’t smash them before throwing them away, I will pick them up, and the mango cake in the refrigerator, I I haven't had time to finish them yet, you don't like them anyway, so you put them..."
"Gu Shiqi..."
"You must think I'm annoying again, so I won't talk about it."
Shi Qi drooped his head and turned around, "You go, I won't let them trouble you."
"Gu Shiqi, what are you doing?"
Obviously he was the victim, but in the end it seemed that he was the one who was cheated.
Gu Yici was completely lost his temper by him, walked over and grabbed the shocked child, "Stop making trouble, come home with me."
"I didn't make a fuss."
If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have told so many lies, and now he doesn't even believe the truth.
Shi Qi seriously explained to him, "I'm really a goblin, how can any human being be able to appear out of thin air like I just did."
"If you're a goblin, you can just run away from home?"
Seeing Shi Qi not cooperating, Gu Yici grabbed his collar, "If you try to run again, your legs will be broken."
Seventeen who was picked up was dumbfounded, "Can you pay attention to the important point? I'm a goblin! I can eat people! Aren't you afraid?"
"It's not sure who eats who."
Seventeen:? ? ?
Watching Shi Qi being carried away by Gu Yici, Bai Lang rubbed his arm that hadn't recovered from the pain, his face was speechless.
Even the Demon King of Confusion sometimes gets dealt with.
Just as he was about to go upstairs, a familiar voice suddenly came from beside him.
"Big White Wolf, look at me, brother Seventeen forgot about me!"
Bai Lang paused, and quickly pretended not to hear and continued walking forward.
"Don't go! I don't need you to take me back, just take me upstairs!"
Shiba tried hard to stop Bai Lang, who was walking faster and faster, "If you leave me here, I will be picked up by others! At that time, Brother Shiqi will think of me and come back to look for it. If he can't find it, he will definitely not let you go!" "
Bai Lang didn't dare to offend Shiqi no matter how annoying he was, he made a choice between being annoyed to death or being beaten to death by Shiqi, and finally turned around and came back to take him with him.
"I knew you would come back. Brother Shiqi likes me the most. Take good care of me, and he won't beat you next time."
A smug expression appeared on Shiba's screen, "If you let me take a look at the furry body, I'll talk nice things about you to Brother Shiqi every day, do you want to think about it?"
"Or you can find me a few little rabbits and kittens, I'm very easy to coax!"
"Why don't you change your paws and hug me again. I can't touch you now, but you can touch me. The feeling should be similar, it must be very soft!"
"Why don't you talk, big white wolf? Big white wolf? Little white wolf? Little wolf?"
Resisting the urge to smash him, Bai Lang gritted his teeth and sent a message to Shiqi.
[Come here and take your computer away! 】
It's a pity that the current Seventeen has no time to read the news at all, and was kissed so hard that he couldn't find North as soon as he got in the car.
After the kiss, before he could catch his breath, two words came from his ear, "Speak."
"what?"
Shi Qi looked confused, "Say what?"
"I don't know."
Gu Yici pinched his face punitively, "What else are you hiding from me?"
"No, it's only because I'm a goblin."
"Why are you looking for Bai Lang?"
"Let's talk about cooperation."
I feel that when a man asks this question, he is more serious than knowing that he is a goblin. Seventeen explained in detail, "I have a virtual idol project. If I want to make money, I must find an entertainment company to support it."
"make money?"
It’s okay if he didn’t mention this, but when he mentioned making money, Gu Yici immediately remembered the card that was stuffed in just now, “Why do you save so much money?”
"Didn't we sign a contract? The liquidated damages are [-] million. If I want to leave, I have to give you [-]..."
Facing the man's increasingly dangerous eyes, Shi Qi's voice gradually became weaker, but he insisted on finishing, "Two... two hundred million."
This little bastard dared to say openly that he wanted to leave.
Gu Yici sometimes really suspects that he has masochistic tendencies.
What kind of partner can he find under his conditions? Why did he fall in love with this pissed-off little bastard?
"You got into my bed, put on my ring, and you want to run away if you give me [-] million?"
"I paid for the bed."
Shi Qi felt particularly wronged, "You said that the ring was for angering Ningcheng, and you also set the [-] million liquidated damages, why are you blaming me instead..."
"you……"
Every item is well-founded, and Gu Yici was about to vomit blood from anger, "You remember these things clearly, why can't I remember anything about how good I am to you?"
"It's not that I didn't remember, you bought me food, and... where are you going?"
Before he finished speaking, the man who was pressing him just now opened the car door and left. Just as Shi Qi wanted to go down and ask, the car door was suddenly locked.
"Sit down."
Gu Yici called Chen Hao while fastening his seat belt, "Bring me your account book, I'll wait for you at the Civil Affairs Bureau."
"Civil Affairs Bureau?!"
Chen Hao was so frightened that his hands shook, "Mr. Gu, I have a girlfriend, you can't just use me as a tool just because you were cheated on by the young master..."
"I'll let you take me and Shiqi's household registration book!"
"Ah... oh oh oh, ok, I'll go now."
After listening to the whole conversation between the two, Shi Qi was stunned, "Why do you go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with your household registration book?"
Gu Yici glanced at him in the rearview mirror, "Get married."
"Keep... Married?! I didn't... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
The speed of the car was so fast that Shi Qi had no chance to speak at all, and shivered while clutching the seat.
When he arrived at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, he was taken in before he could recover.
"Mr. Gu, your account book."
Gu Yici held the household registration booklet in one hand and Shiqiu in the other, and was stopped as soon as he entered the door.
"This gentleman, husband and wife for one day...husband and wife for one hundred days, even if they want to divorce, they will not adopt such a violent method..."
"We're getting married."
The staff was taken aback, looked at Gu Yici with a serious expression and then at Shi Qi who was still being carried, and said hesitantly, "Sir, marriage here is voluntary and cannot be coerced by any means."
Gu Yici frowned impatiently, "We just volunteered."
The staff didn't make a sound, and pointed to his hand holding Shiqi.
"Seventeen, did you tell him that you did it voluntarily?"
Gu Yici whispered in Shiqi's ear after asking, "I don't know if there are any precautions for getting a marriage certificate between humans and goblins. Do you think I should ask them?"
Seventeen:? ? !
This dog man actually threatened me!
Shi Qi secretly gritted his teeth and nodded cautiously, "Uncle, I did it voluntarily, really."
That's what he said, but his aggrieved appearance seemed to be forced no matter what.
"I'm sorry, gentlemen, it's inconvenient for us to go through the formalities in your situation, or..."
"Seventeen, stop making trouble."
Gu Yici interrupted the staff, hugged Shiqi in his arms and coaxed him tenderly, "The mango cake in the morning was too cold for you to eat, go back and buy a new one for you, okay?"
The staff are used to seeing couples who come to get their marriage certificates, and they can tell at a glance whether they are really intimate. Seeing Shi Qi being hugged so intimately, he didn’t feel any discomfort. It is estimated that he is really young, and he is arguing over a piece of cake , snickered twice and let them pass.
Shi Qi also pointed out that he could stop Gu Yici, and he didn't get over the shock when he was dragged to take a photo.
Can you stupid humans take some responsibility!
Can't you see that I was forced!
"The two newcomers smile, don't be nervous."
As soon as the photographer finished speaking, the man beside him turned his head and looked over, "Don't be nervous, relax."
"that……"
Shi Qi raised his red hand from his grasp, "Are you sure I'm nervous?"
After all the procedures were completed, Shi Qi stood at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau and looked at the little red notebook in his hand with a confused face.
Didn't I want to talk to Bai Lang about cooperation when I went out?
Why did you get married all of a sudden?
"Gu Yici, my identity is holding your human marriage certificate... Hey, where are you going?"
Gu Yici turned his head when he heard the sound, his expression was quite calm, "Go home."
"How do you go back?"
Shi Qi pointed in the opposite direction, "Isn't your car parked over there?"
"Ah."
Gu Yici responded, turned around and walked back.
No matter how Shi Qi looked at it, he felt that something was wrong, and it took him a while to realize, "Gu Yici, you walk with the same hands and feet hahahaha..."
The presumptuous ridicule lasted only a few seconds before being replaced by exclamations.
"Gu Yici, what are you doing! Let me down! I can walk on my own! It's not like I'm with the same hands... Uhhhh!"
After finishing speaking, Bai Lang waved to Gu Yici, "Okay, go to sleep."
I thought that I would be fine after using the hypnotism, but the person who was hypnotized by him not only did not fall asleep, but also looked at him with eyes that looked like a fool, "Where is Seventeen?"
Bai Lang began to suspect Yao Sheng.
Looking at his hands and then at Gu Yici, he looked confused, "Why do you still remember?"
It shouldn't be unresponsive. Could it be that he has been in too much contact with Shi Qi at a negative distance and is immune to demon power?
Gu Yici didn't answer, recalling the scene of Shi Qi disappearing out of thin air just now, with a solemn expression, "You are not human either."
It should be a question sentence, but the tone is quite certain. Bai Lang felt that the matter was a bit serious, so he quickly contacted Shi Qi.
"Gu Yici is with me, you..."
Before he finished speaking on the phone, Bai Lang felt a gust of wind blowing by, and he was pressed against the wall in the next second.
"I told you that I won't let you move, but you still dare to kidnap him!"
Shi Qi exerted more force on his hands, "Where is the person? Hand it over to me!"
Bai Lang was in so much pain that he struggled to speak, and finally stretched out a finger to point behind him.
Shi Qi looked in the direction he pointed, and was stunned when he saw Gu Yici.
Finished!
It's over!
How could he catch him on the spot every time he dropped his vest!
The air became quieter, Bai Lang endured it for a while and couldn't stand it any longer, "Can you let me go first before flirting with him?"
Only then did Shi Qi realize that he let go and kicked him at the same time, "It's all your fault!"
"What does it have to do with me? I obviously did it for you..."
Seeing Seventeen clenched his fists, Bai Lang changed his words silently, "All right, all right, blame me, blame me, I can't afford to mess with you."
After all, there was speculation before. Although he was a little shocked to see this supernatural phenomenon with his own eyes, Gu Yici quickly accepted the fact.
"Gu Shiqi..."
"Stop talking, I'll say it myself."
Shiqi lowered his head and said in a sullen tone, "I'm a goblin and a computer geek, but I don't want to harm you. The most I can do is approach you to recharge some batteries, and then trick me into getting some food."
After speaking, he took out two cards from his wallet, walked over and stuffed them into Gu Yici's hands, "This is your black card, I return it to you, this is my own card, it's not enough for 2000 million, only more than [-] Wan, I will make up the rest for you later."
I knew this day would come a long time ago, but Shi Qi never expected it to come so soon. I paid all the repayments, and the whole person was mournful, "I will never approach you again, don't ask Taoist priests to catch me , I didn’t harm anyone, it’s not my fault that it’s a goblin..."
The more I talked, the more I felt wronged, and I was about to cry when I talked about the last seventeen, "I won't contact Gu Xu again, please help me to say goodbye to him, and Mama Wu, I will never eat her cooking again Yes, please tell her for me, she cooks really delicious, if you want to throw those two crane machines, don’t smash them before throwing them away, I will pick them up, and the mango cake in the refrigerator, I I haven't had time to finish them yet, you don't like them anyway, so you put them..."
"Gu Shiqi..."
"You must think I'm annoying again, so I won't talk about it."
Shi Qi drooped his head and turned around, "You go, I won't let them trouble you."
"Gu Shiqi, what are you doing?"
Obviously he was the victim, but in the end it seemed that he was the one who was cheated.
Gu Yici was completely lost his temper by him, walked over and grabbed the shocked child, "Stop making trouble, come home with me."
"I didn't make a fuss."
If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have told so many lies, and now he doesn't even believe the truth.
Shi Qi seriously explained to him, "I'm really a goblin, how can any human being be able to appear out of thin air like I just did."
"If you're a goblin, you can just run away from home?"
Seeing Shi Qi not cooperating, Gu Yici grabbed his collar, "If you try to run again, your legs will be broken."
Seventeen who was picked up was dumbfounded, "Can you pay attention to the important point? I'm a goblin! I can eat people! Aren't you afraid?"
"It's not sure who eats who."
Seventeen:? ? ?
Watching Shi Qi being carried away by Gu Yici, Bai Lang rubbed his arm that hadn't recovered from the pain, his face was speechless.
Even the Demon King of Confusion sometimes gets dealt with.
Just as he was about to go upstairs, a familiar voice suddenly came from beside him.
"Big White Wolf, look at me, brother Seventeen forgot about me!"
Bai Lang paused, and quickly pretended not to hear and continued walking forward.
"Don't go! I don't need you to take me back, just take me upstairs!"
Shiba tried hard to stop Bai Lang, who was walking faster and faster, "If you leave me here, I will be picked up by others! At that time, Brother Shiqi will think of me and come back to look for it. If he can't find it, he will definitely not let you go!" "
Bai Lang didn't dare to offend Shiqi no matter how annoying he was, he made a choice between being annoyed to death or being beaten to death by Shiqi, and finally turned around and came back to take him with him.
"I knew you would come back. Brother Shiqi likes me the most. Take good care of me, and he won't beat you next time."
A smug expression appeared on Shiba's screen, "If you let me take a look at the furry body, I'll talk nice things about you to Brother Shiqi every day, do you want to think about it?"
"Or you can find me a few little rabbits and kittens, I'm very easy to coax!"
"Why don't you change your paws and hug me again. I can't touch you now, but you can touch me. The feeling should be similar, it must be very soft!"
"Why don't you talk, big white wolf? Big white wolf? Little white wolf? Little wolf?"
Resisting the urge to smash him, Bai Lang gritted his teeth and sent a message to Shiqi.
[Come here and take your computer away! 】
It's a pity that the current Seventeen has no time to read the news at all, and was kissed so hard that he couldn't find North as soon as he got in the car.
After the kiss, before he could catch his breath, two words came from his ear, "Speak."
"what?"
Shi Qi looked confused, "Say what?"
"I don't know."
Gu Yici pinched his face punitively, "What else are you hiding from me?"
"No, it's only because I'm a goblin."
"Why are you looking for Bai Lang?"
"Let's talk about cooperation."
I feel that when a man asks this question, he is more serious than knowing that he is a goblin. Seventeen explained in detail, "I have a virtual idol project. If I want to make money, I must find an entertainment company to support it."
"make money?"
It’s okay if he didn’t mention this, but when he mentioned making money, Gu Yici immediately remembered the card that was stuffed in just now, “Why do you save so much money?”
"Didn't we sign a contract? The liquidated damages are [-] million. If I want to leave, I have to give you [-]..."
Facing the man's increasingly dangerous eyes, Shi Qi's voice gradually became weaker, but he insisted on finishing, "Two... two hundred million."
This little bastard dared to say openly that he wanted to leave.
Gu Yici sometimes really suspects that he has masochistic tendencies.
What kind of partner can he find under his conditions? Why did he fall in love with this pissed-off little bastard?
"You got into my bed, put on my ring, and you want to run away if you give me [-] million?"
"I paid for the bed."
Shi Qi felt particularly wronged, "You said that the ring was for angering Ningcheng, and you also set the [-] million liquidated damages, why are you blaming me instead..."
"you……"
Every item is well-founded, and Gu Yici was about to vomit blood from anger, "You remember these things clearly, why can't I remember anything about how good I am to you?"
"It's not that I didn't remember, you bought me food, and... where are you going?"
Before he finished speaking, the man who was pressing him just now opened the car door and left. Just as Shi Qi wanted to go down and ask, the car door was suddenly locked.
"Sit down."
Gu Yici called Chen Hao while fastening his seat belt, "Bring me your account book, I'll wait for you at the Civil Affairs Bureau."
"Civil Affairs Bureau?!"
Chen Hao was so frightened that his hands shook, "Mr. Gu, I have a girlfriend, you can't just use me as a tool just because you were cheated on by the young master..."
"I'll let you take me and Shiqi's household registration book!"
"Ah... oh oh oh, ok, I'll go now."
After listening to the whole conversation between the two, Shi Qi was stunned, "Why do you go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with your household registration book?"
Gu Yici glanced at him in the rearview mirror, "Get married."
"Keep... Married?! I didn't... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
The speed of the car was so fast that Shi Qi had no chance to speak at all, and shivered while clutching the seat.
When he arrived at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, he was taken in before he could recover.
"Mr. Gu, your account book."
Gu Yici held the household registration booklet in one hand and Shiqiu in the other, and was stopped as soon as he entered the door.
"This gentleman, husband and wife for one day...husband and wife for one hundred days, even if they want to divorce, they will not adopt such a violent method..."
"We're getting married."
The staff was taken aback, looked at Gu Yici with a serious expression and then at Shi Qi who was still being carried, and said hesitantly, "Sir, marriage here is voluntary and cannot be coerced by any means."
Gu Yici frowned impatiently, "We just volunteered."
The staff didn't make a sound, and pointed to his hand holding Shiqi.
"Seventeen, did you tell him that you did it voluntarily?"
Gu Yici whispered in Shiqi's ear after asking, "I don't know if there are any precautions for getting a marriage certificate between humans and goblins. Do you think I should ask them?"
Seventeen:? ? !
This dog man actually threatened me!
Shi Qi secretly gritted his teeth and nodded cautiously, "Uncle, I did it voluntarily, really."
That's what he said, but his aggrieved appearance seemed to be forced no matter what.
"I'm sorry, gentlemen, it's inconvenient for us to go through the formalities in your situation, or..."
"Seventeen, stop making trouble."
Gu Yici interrupted the staff, hugged Shiqi in his arms and coaxed him tenderly, "The mango cake in the morning was too cold for you to eat, go back and buy a new one for you, okay?"
The staff are used to seeing couples who come to get their marriage certificates, and they can tell at a glance whether they are really intimate. Seeing Shi Qi being hugged so intimately, he didn’t feel any discomfort. It is estimated that he is really young, and he is arguing over a piece of cake , snickered twice and let them pass.
Shi Qi also pointed out that he could stop Gu Yici, and he didn't get over the shock when he was dragged to take a photo.
Can you stupid humans take some responsibility!
Can't you see that I was forced!
"The two newcomers smile, don't be nervous."
As soon as the photographer finished speaking, the man beside him turned his head and looked over, "Don't be nervous, relax."
"that……"
Shi Qi raised his red hand from his grasp, "Are you sure I'm nervous?"
After all the procedures were completed, Shi Qi stood at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau and looked at the little red notebook in his hand with a confused face.
Didn't I want to talk to Bai Lang about cooperation when I went out?
Why did you get married all of a sudden?
"Gu Yici, my identity is holding your human marriage certificate... Hey, where are you going?"
Gu Yici turned his head when he heard the sound, his expression was quite calm, "Go home."
"How do you go back?"
Shi Qi pointed in the opposite direction, "Isn't your car parked over there?"
"Ah."
Gu Yici responded, turned around and walked back.
No matter how Shi Qi looked at it, he felt that something was wrong, and it took him a while to realize, "Gu Yici, you walk with the same hands and feet hahahaha..."
The presumptuous ridicule lasted only a few seconds before being replaced by exclamations.
"Gu Yici, what are you doing! Let me down! I can walk on my own! It's not like I'm with the same hands... Uhhhh!"
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