The little milk dog is collapsing every day

"Seventeen, the company has newly developed a computer, which has not yet been sold on the market, and the internal test results are very good. I will bring it back to you at night, and you can play with it first."

Before going to the company in the morning, Gu Yici seriously told the child who hadn't woken up yet, "You should organize everything in this computer now, and if you change to a new computer, the old one must be completely destroyed, otherwise it will be easy to leak personal privacy .”

"Destroy...destroy?"

Shi Qiyi sat up and couldn't even care about his sore waist, "I don't need to change the computer. Now I use this one quite easily."

Seeing the obvious nervousness, Gu Yici's eyes moved slightly, and his doubts in his heart became even worse. He glanced at the computer in the corner and continued, "The newly developed computer is specially designed for playing games, and it must be easier to use than your current one. , and there are many appearance styles, you can first..."

"It's really not necessary."

Shi Qi tried his best to evade, "Whether the game is played well or not has nothing to do with the equipment, it doesn't matter if you change the dishes you play, for someone with my skill, you can play very well with just a computer with normal configuration. "

"It's okay, just treat it as icing on the cake."

"No need to add flowers. I'm more nostalgic and I'm used to it. If I suddenly change it, I may have to miss him."

After Shi Qi finished speaking, he held his breath and waited for a response, and he was relieved when he saw that the man didn't persuade him any more.

After confirming that Gu Yici had left, before Shi Qi had time to speak, an angry Zheng Taiyin sounded in the room, "Brother Shi Qi, the pervert is going to kill me!"

"Uh...he didn't mean it."

Seventeen didn't even think about it and began to help explain, "He just treats you as an ordinary computer. This is how humans change computers. Now that information technology is too developed, it is really easy to leak privacy,"

"I don't care, anyway, I heard, he is going to kill me."

An angry red face with a knife was displayed on Shiba's screen, "If he dares to touch me, I'll kill him. I'm doing it in self-defense! Aww!"

"Pfft haha..."

The first two sentences were still fierce, but the last groan made Shi Qi laugh.

"Brother Seventeen, you're still laughing! Am I not your little baby?"

"You are what you are."

Shi Qi smiled to appease the angry young lady, "I didn't agree, don't worry, I won't want you."

"Yeah! Let's work hard to make money, get rid of that old pervert sooner!"

After Shiba finished speaking, he searched for information again, "Brother Shiqi, we can't live broadcast now, we can do this."

"what is this?"

The screen is full of various types of Two-dimensional handsome guys, Shi Qi is almost dazzled, "You want me to design these paper men?"

"It's not a paper man. What we want to do is a virtual idol. Except that it can't be touched, everything else is the same as a real human being."

Eighteen excitedly reported his data analysis results to him, "Brother Seventeen, look, these are the degree of human desire for virtual idols. I have been investigating for several days. This will definitely be popular, and virtual idols will not have it." The shortcomings of human beings, let alone making mistakes and falling in love, we try our best to praise him and let him be the top of the entertainment industry, and then he can make a lot of money!"

The method sounds feasible, but Shi Qi feels that it is a bit difficult to practice, "You must have a professional entertainment company to promote people. Super advanced artificial intelligence like virtual idols must have a technology company behind them, which is too troublesome."

"I'm all set!"

Shiba brought up the information and showed him, "The 50th floor of this building is for rent. It used to be rented by a technology company, with a monthly rent of [-]. We can just move in and find a few employees. The building opposite almost monopolizes entertainment. The Bai Family Group in the circle just happened to cooperate with them."

"..."

With too much preparation, Shi Qi began to wonder who among them was the best one.

"So you've already started preparing?"

"Yeah, I'm going to annoy that old pervert to death, he bullies you every day!"

Shiba's anger was about to overflow the screen, "He's as heavy as a pig and always presses down on you!"

amount……

Shi Qi touched his nose in embarrassment, he really didn't know how to explain to a little computer that hadn't matured yet that it wasn't bullying.

"Then... so be it, you do everything you can first, I'll go talk about cooperation or something, try to keep a low profile, don't be discovered by Gu Yici."

"If you find it, kill him!"

"Okay, okay, bite, bite, bite."

After finally comforting Shiba, Shiqi lay on the bed for a while and then went downstairs.

No matter how good the preparations are, it is useless. We still have to see if others are willing to cooperate.

Bai's Group.

After all, it is an entertainment company, so many security guards protect artists.

Shi Qi sighed, and stood at the door for a long time, not knowing how to get in.

It's the first time I went to Gu Yici's company, I still know who else to look for, I don't recognize anyone here... Wait, I seem to have met someone from the Bai Group in Gu Yici.

What's the name of that beauty?

Really can't remember, Seventeen searched the Internet to find Qi Yu's name, suppressed his guilty conscience and swaggered into the gate of Bai's Group.

I don't know if he pretended to be too natural, but the security guard at the door didn't stop him, and he walked to the front desk unimpeded.

"Hello, I……"

"Mr. Gu, who are you looking for?"

The beauty at the front desk just greeted her with a familiar greeting, Shi Qi was dumbfounded by the question, "Do you know me?"

The beauty smiled and nodded, "Of course I do, you are Mr. Gu Shiqi."

After he finished speaking, he bowed [-] degrees.

This is too enthusiastic, is it because of Gu Yici's face?

With guesses in mind, Shi Qi stopped wasting time on it, "I want to find Qi Yu, can you make an appointment for me?"

"You don't need to make an appointment. Sister Yu is upstairs. I'll take you there."

"Uh...Okay, I'm sorry."

Following behind the front desk, Shi Qi always felt that something was wrong.

Didn't it mean that there are all celebrities here, and ordinary people are not allowed to enter?

Even if you have Gu Yici's face, you shouldn't lead me to find someone so easily, aren't you afraid that I'm an illegitimate child or a bad person?

"Hello, Mr. Gu."

"Hello Mr. Gu."

I have to say that entertainment companies are different. All the people I meet along the way are handsome and beautiful, and they are all handsome and beautiful in their own merits. Just looking at it will make my mood better.

It's just that there is one point that Seventeen doesn't feel very good.

Why does everyone bow ninety degrees to say hello when they see me?

There are many big stars here.

It feels like they are all older than me, so I am embarrassed by such a grand occasion.

"Is this the corporate culture of your company? How polite."

"no."

The beautiful receptionist replied with a smile, "So far, only you, Mr. Gu, can have this kind of treatment."

Myself?

What if Gu Yici came in person?

All the stars are welcome?

Seventeen had more question marks in his mind, and he didn't notice that after he walked over, those celebrities who greeted him quickly gathered together and whispered.

"Is this the computer master who has practiced for thousands of years?"

"It must be, it's exactly the same as the photo Sister Yu gave."

"He will eat goblins to increase his cultivation, right? If he gets upset for a while and wants to eat us, what should we do?"

"But he looks so good... Sister Yu is here."

Qi Yu heard them discuss Shiqi from a long distance away, and scolded these goblins who didn't take their lives seriously, "Didn't you receive the notice? Everyone left the company immediately, and no one would care if there was a fight You little monsters."

"Yes, yes, run, run."

The entire Bai Group was almost empty within a few minutes, so Qi Yu covered up his nervousness and walked towards the living room, meeting Bai Lang at the door.

"Brother Lang, he's here today..."

"It's okay, there will always be such a day, this kind of big monster, sooner or later we have to have an open and honest talk."

Bai Lang patted Qi Yu's shoulder reassuringly, and walked into the living room first.

Obviously he was looking for Qi Yu, but a man he didn't know came in. Shi Qi froze for a moment, and only vaguely guessed his identity when he saw Qi Yu following behind him, "Are you Boss Bai? Hello, I'm Gu Shi seven."

Bai Lang looked down at the hand he extended, and while holding it, he was still surprised why he had such a good attitude.

Until Seventeen finished talking about the virtual idol cooperation.

"You came today just to discuss cooperation with us?"

"correct."

Shi Qi was puzzled, "Otherwise, what else should I talk about?"

A big demon who has practiced for thousands of years, went directly to the headquarters of the Demon Control Bureau in this world without even saying hello, just to discuss the project of earning human currency?

Bai Lang and Qi Yu looked at each other, and they both saw suspicion and worry in each other's eyes.

Could it be that they want to be courteous first and then soldiers, to paralyze us first, let us relax our vigilance, and then take down the entire Demon Management Bureau in one fell swoop?

"Mr. Gu, as the same kind, I won't hide it anymore."

Not wanting to be too passive, Bai Lang preemptively said, "I know you have unknown origins for thousands of years, and the Demon Management Bureau is indeed in the investigation stage now, but so far no investigation has been conducted on your violation of the regulations of the Demon Management Bureau. , and have no intention of interfering with any of your actions, can you understand what I mean?"

There is too much information in one sentence, and Shi Qi was dumbfounded to listen to it.

They are the same kind, are they also goblins?

I have thousands of years of Taoism?

How come I don't know, haven't I just turned into a year?

And... the Demon Control Bureau is investigating me?

He is an executive of the Demon Control Bureau?

That Qi Yu, and those celebrities who were too good-looking before...

All signs point to the fact that Seventeen legs are about to give up.

I have entered the lair of the Demon Control Bureau!

How to do how to do……

Shi Qi didn't respond on the surface, but he wanted to run away in his heart.

No, don't panic, didn't they say that I have thousands of years of Taoism?Then I have to show that kind of aura of a big monster, otherwise, if it is found that I don't have that strength, it will be over.

Fortunately, I have learned the etiquette class of pretending to be b before, and then I have learned Gu Yici's aura, so I should be able to fool him.

"Don't worry, I'm here today just to talk about cooperation, and I don't intend to do anything."

Determined to stand up to the character set of a bully monster, Shi Qi opened his mouth like a big guy, his gaze fell on Qi Yu next to him, and the corner of his mouth curled up in a gentlemanly manner, "I don't even know how to hit women."

Thinking that he had finally taken off the disguise of being nice and easy to get along with, Qi Yu's speech was no longer as kind as before, completely representing the position of the Demon Management Bureau, "It doesn't matter whether you fight us or not, but if you do something illegal, We really can't touch you, but Gu Yici is different, so it's best for everyone to live in peace..."

"Gu Yici?"

Seventeen's eyes turned cold. Originally, he was only suppressing his guilt to support the scene, but now he completely took off all disguises, and grabbed Qi Yu's neck, "Try to move him."

The movement was so fast that Bai Lang didn't even have time to react. He just watched Qi Yu being pinched in his hands until he changed back to his original shape.

"I won't do anything against the law, but if you dare to make excuses..."

Shi Qi stared into Bai Lang's eyes, and slammed the red fox on the ground with all his strength, "It's just because you lost a hair, I threw your entire Bureau of Demon Control over."

"boom!"

The door of the living room collapsed as Shi Qi left. Bai Lang first helped Qi Yu regain his human form, and then immediately contacted Mo Lan, the director of the Demon Control Bureau.

"Impossible, how can there be such a powerful computer expert."

After listening to the description of the two, Mo Lan felt that they were exaggerating a bit, "If you do something in front of you, you won't be able to notice his use of monster power. How many little monsters will you have to eat in one meal?"

"Director, what we said is the truth, he is really powerful, he..."

"It's alright, alright, I know."

Mo Lan impatiently interrupted their words of encouraging others, "What's his name? Where did he become a master? Have you registered?"

"It's Gu Shiqi, I haven't registered."

Bai Lang took out a blank goblin census record, "This is the result of the test just now. He stood across from our detector and couldn't detect his specific information."

"Gu Shiqi, Shiqi..."

After silently saying the name twice, Mo Lan's expression turned serious, "Show me what he looks like."

As soon as the candid photos were taken out, Bai Lang was almost frightened to death by his chief's exclamation, "Fuck! I found Xiao Shiqi! You take care of him for me, he's my eldest nephew!"

After saying this sentence, the connection was broken. Qi Yu, who was holding the photo, looked confused, "Brother Lang, isn't the director a dragon? Long's nephew... is a computer? Is this reasonable?"

He wanted to say that it might be due to a genetic mutation, but Bai Lang himself didn't believe the reason, so he could only frown and say in the end: "The director said yes, so take good care of it first."

I don't know what's going to happen with the Demon Management Bureau. Shi Qi returned home feeling mournful, lying on the bed full of thoughts about how to protect Gu Yici.

There are so many goblins in the Demon Management Bureau, I can't possibly be on guard against every one of them, just in case one day I accidentally get taken advantage of...

Although the dog man is quite annoying, I can't burden him like this.

"Brother Seventeen, what's wrong with you?"

Even Shiba noticed the overly sad mood, "You seem to be crying."

"I didn't cry."

Seventeen muffledly replied, "Honey, maybe we should go."

"Ah? Are we not making any money? Didn't we mean..."

Shiba was interrupted by the ringtone of the mobile phone, and Shiqi glanced at the strange caller's display, and pressed to hang up.

But within a few seconds, the same number called again, Shi Qi pressed to answer impatiently.

"It was all a misunderstanding before, and we agreed to the cooperation you mentioned."

Knowing who was on the other side, Shi Qi said coldly, "Get lost."

"Don't hang up the phone yet."

Bai Lang explained in an anxious tone, "We just wanted to test it before, and we didn't want to cooperate with ruthless goblins."

Although the excuse was far-fetched, Shi Qi could hear that something must have changed their attitude.

Seventeen doesn't care what it is, he only cares about one thing, "No matter what you mean, I only have one request, don't implicate Gu Yici, he is the bottom line."

It's over, this must be really falling in love with humans.

After hanging up the phone, Bai Lang hesitated for a long time, and finally decided to report this matter to Mo Lan.

[Director, your eldest nephew has fallen in love with a human being, shemale has a different way. 】

A few seconds later, the chief's irritable voice sounded in his ears, "Shutu's fart! He just fell in love with a telegraph pole, and that's the right match! Just mind your own business!"

Bai Lang: ...

On the other side, there was nothing wrong with the Demon Management Bureau, Shi Qi finally breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't have to think about leaving, he happily finished his dinner and went to take a shower.

Gu Yici sat on the bed and read the book for a long time without reading a word. His attention was always on the bathroom and the computer by the bed.

In the end, he couldn't hold back and stretched out his hand to the computer.

If the child is unwilling to change the computer, then this computer must have his secrets.

In time, the child should come out soon, I don’t need to go to see it myself, I just need to let him see that I touched the computer, and the rest of the secrets should be slowly revealed.

Otherwise, if you read it by yourself, it is not easy to coax the child to be angry.

The idea was very good, and the plan was being carried out step by step, but Gu Yici never expected that the computer would start screaming as soon as he touched the computer.

"Brother Seventeen, help!"

In the morning, I just heard that Gu Yici was going to destroy me, how could Shiba honestly let him touch him, and shouted desperately, "Brother Shiqi, come out quickly! The old pervert is going to kill me!"

The voice fell, and the bathroom door opened with a "bang".

Gu Yici looked at the computer in his hand, and then at Shiqi who was wearing a bath towel. After a long silence, he said, "This voice is the same as your first boyfriend."

"what?"

Seventeen never thought that his focus would be this.

No, can you remember all this?

Seeing that he was silent, Gu Yici reminded again, "Forgot? It's the one you called baby."

"Forehead……"

Shiba has been exposed enough, Shiqi simply confessed, "He is actually an artificial intelligence developed by me. At that time, you insisted that he was my boyfriend. I didn't dare to tell the truth, so I just..."

"The artificial intelligence you developed by yourself?"

Gu Yici only knew that he was smart, but he never thought that he could independently create such a humanized artificial intelligence, even better than the company's latest research and development.

"You old pervert!"

I have been dissatisfied with Gu Yici for a long time, and now I don't have to pretend to be an ordinary computer in front of him. Shiba finally felt proud, "Brother Shiqi is mine!"

In the past, it was just to guard against wild men, but now even a computer is coming to snatch his fiancé from him. Gu Yici kept tightening his hand holding the computer, "Say it again, who owns Seventeen?"

"What's mine is mine!"

Eighteen was not afraid of death and shouted, "I am Brother Seventeen's little baby! You are old and fierce, and you are not as good as Gu Xu!"

It's okay to be scolded by the little bastard, but now even a computer dares to be so presumptuous.

Gu Yici gritted his teeth and stared at the computer screen, "Am I old and fierce?"

"No no."

Feeling that Gu Yici was going to get angry, Shi Qi hurriedly spoke to comfort him, "You are not old at all, you are very gentle."

It's a pity that Shiba doesn't intend to settle the matter, "No, besides being rich, how can you be worthy of Brother Shiqi!"

"I just have money."

Gu Yici hugged Shiqi's waist with a dark face, "I can spend money to support Shiqi, can you?"

"I can make money!"

A huge angry expression appeared on Shiba's screen, "When I have money, I will not only support Brother Shiqi, but also find a bunch of handsome guys who are gentle and considerate for Brother Shiba, handsome guys who are a hundred times better than you !"

Seventeen: Baby, don't act dead!

"What did you transform this thing?"

Noticing the blue veins on Gu Yici's forehead that were so angry that they were bulging, Shi Qi said cautiously, "The only thing that needs to be changed is the program modification. These words are what he wants to say, and it has nothing to do with me!"

If you only modify the program, it is still a computer, just a computer.

Gu Yici nodded and stood up, "He's a little dirty."

After speaking, he picked up Shiba and went to the bathroom.

"Ah, help! Seventeenth brother, save me!"

"Don't don't."

Shi Qi chased after him and hugged the man's waist from behind, "Don't wash him, he will short circuit, short circuit would be stupid!"

Gu Yici let him hang it on his waist, and still walked towards the bathroom, "That's just right."

"..."

After finally snatching Shiba from Gu Yici's hands, Shiqi was almost exhausted, "What do you care about with Shiba, you are so big, he is equivalent to a seven or eight-year-old human being, a seven or eight-year-old child What kind of bad thoughts can there be?"

"Don't you have bad intentions and think about robbing other people's fiances all day long?"

If eyes could be lethal, Gu Yici would have used them hundreds of times, "He can only appear in the study from now on, and he is not allowed to enter the bedroom."

"Then if I want to play games, I have to go to the study?"

Shi Qi pursed his lips reluctantly, "I want to play games on the bed."

"I'll put another computer in the bedroom, and I'll put a bed in the study."

"..."

Guarding against a computer like this, the dog man's IQ might be eaten by himself.

"I'm not going to the study, I want to be with Brother Seventeen!"

"If you don't want to, I'll let you stay with the bathtub."

Seeing that one person and one computer were about to quarrel again, Shi Qi quickly comforted Shi Ba, "Honey, let's go to the study..."

"What do you call him?"

The man's gloomy voice rang in his ears, Shiqi swallowed guiltyly, "That... Shiba, I'll take you to the study first."

"It takes up to 2 minutes to walk from the bedroom to the study. I'll give you 3 minutes. If you don't come back in 3 minutes, don't sleep tonight."

After being threatened like this before going out, Shi Qi dared not waste time, spent a minute to appease Shi Ba, ran all the way back to the bedroom, and met someone's cold face as soon as he entered the door.

"It's been almost a year since I knew you had a little boyfriend, and you kept it from me for a year."

Gu Yici thought about how angry he was because of his little boyfriend who was fidgeting, "Gu Shiqi, what else are you hiding from me?"

"Nothing."

"Really?"

Not to mention being threatened to send Shiba to the study, he almost declared war on him for him before, but he was still so fierce. The more Qiqi thought about it, the more wronged he became, and he wanted to leave with his pillow in his arms, "If you don't believe it, forget it, I will Go back to sleep in my own room."

Gu Yici was stunned by the sudden tantrum, and after realizing it, he quickly chased after him and carried him back to the bedroom, "It's not that I don't believe you, I just asked."

"It's so fierce to ask."

Shi Qi pushed him away, "Don't hug me, I don't want to spend any money on you today."

"No money, everything is free today."

"Nor free."

Shi Qi mercilessly pushed the man out of the room and closed the door in front of him.

Gu Yici stood outside the door, doubting life so much for the first time in his life.

It was obvious that he had been lied to for a year, but now that he found out the truth, it turned out that the person who was wronged in the end was the person who lied to him.

If you are wronged, just be wronged, he coaxed him nicely, but in the end he still couldn't coax him well.

The most incomprehensible thing is that he didn't want any money, yet he was kicked out?

Even the young master in the clubhouse is not so miserable, is he?

They still charge for it anyway.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt embarrassed, so Gu Yici turned around and left.

After taking two steps, I looked back at the closed door, and couldn't help but go back again.

The little bastard I chose by myself, I have to be pampered even if I'm mad.

Otherwise, maybe one day the head will turn green again.

"Seventeen, you open the door, and I'll give you money."

"do not want!"

"..."

He didn't even want any money, so Gu Yici had no choice but to ask Mama Wu to get a spare key.

He really left!

There was no movement at the door, Shi Qi sat on the bed and beat the pillow several times angrily.

You shouldn't have protected him from the Demon Control Bureau!

old bastard!I don't care about you anymore!

Throwing Gu Yici's pillow and lying on the bed, Shi Qi felt that it was wrong to think so.

If it wasn't for me, it seems that he would not be missed by the Demon Management Bureau.

Then I should protect him, right?

If that's the case, did I just... go too far?

Gu Yici just brought the spare key, and before he could use it, the door opened.

Shi Qi originally wanted to apologize, but as soon as he opened the door, he saw the person he was looking for, and awkwardly gave up his seat, "Are you... are you still coming in?"

Little bastard, is this calming down?

Why so fast this time?

Although Gu Yici was puzzled, he would not let go of the opportunity to enter the door, and completed a series of actions of entering, closing and locking the door almost instantly.

As soon as I turned my head after finishing these, there was a red and big strawberry beside my mouth.

"give you to eat."

Gu Yici's first reaction was that there must be ingredients in the strawberries.

Is it mustard again?

Although suspicious, he still opened his mouth and ate.

It turned out that there was no abnormal smell, and the eyes of the child in front of him changed.

What kind of method did this little bastard prepare to torment people?

It was strawberry and mango cake all night, and Gu Yici ate it with fear, but nothing wrong happened until he took a shower and went to bed.

As soon as she lay down, there was a sweet and soft child in her arms.

"Husband~kiss~"

Gu Yici froze and did not dare to move.

The little bastard's crimes are not serious or serious, and the matter on the bed is no joke.

But no matter how strong the self-control and vigilance are, they are no match for a certain child's repeated teasing.

Gu Yici endured it for less than 5 minutes and then gave up. The moment he kissed back, there was only one sentence left in his mind: "Death under the peony flower is like a ghost."

The tossing didn't stop until early in the morning, and Gu Yici finally believed that he didn't prepare any tossing moves after helping Shiqi take a bath.

But lying on the bed is tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.

Why is the little bastard so nice to me all of a sudden?

"Seventeen, do you want to buy something?"

Shi Qi was so tired that he shook his head feebly, "No."

The bedroom was quiet for a while, Shi Qi was about to fall asleep, the man who was holding him suddenly got up and picked up his mobile phone, "Do you usually use this app to buy things?"

Shi Qi responded in a daze, "Well, what's wrong?"

Knowing that he found the right software, Gu Yici clicked on it, and after a while, he emptied the shopping cart before putting down the phone.

"Okay, I'm much more at ease this time, let's go to sleep."