The little milk dog is collapsing every day

"Brother Seventeen, the pervert is investigating you."

"Oh."

Looking at the time before noon, Shi Qi turned over and planned to continue sleeping, "Don't worry about him, baby, he checked it before, and found nothing abnormal."

"But it's definitely different this time. He's not an ordinary investigation... Brother Seventeen, don't sleep yet."

Shiba called up Gu Yici's browsing history, "Look, he seems to suspect that you are not human."

"what?!"

Shi Qiyi sat up and immediately looked at the browsing history on the computer screen.

[What kinds of non-humans are there?]

[How to identify non-human beings]

"Am I exposed?"

Shi Qi was stunned, and seriously recalled his recent behavior, and found nothing different from human beings.

"Brother Seventeen, if he confirms that you are not human, he will definitely not let you go. Let's run away quickly."

"Isn't this confirmed yet?"

After a short period of panic, Shi Qi quickly regained his composure and continued to scroll down, "Let me see where he found out."

[How to guide children away from violence]

[What should you pay attention to when your boyfriend is much younger than you]

【How to make your boyfriend endure ten times a night without hurting your body】

【Precautions for using lubricating fluid】

……

The more serious the content became, Shi Qi almost forgot what his original purpose was.

The old pervert has a face of asceticism, but his heart is like a salted duck egg, so yellow and oily!

"Brother Seventeen."

Seeing that he hadn't moved for a long time, Shiba began to urge again, "Brother Shiqi, when are we leaving? It's very dangerous now, and it will be too late when he confirms that you are not human."

"We don't have enough money now, how can we live after we leave like this?"

Shi Qi patiently comforted him, "Baby, don't worry, I'll leave when I earn enough money."

Is money more important than life?

Eighteen felt that something was wrong, but the program couldn't figure out what was wrong.

"Then...Brother Seventeen, let's work hard to make money. I know a very fast way."

A live broadcast software was displayed on the computer screen, "Humans who often give money to chat with me said that they can do voice live broadcast and make a lot of money. Brother Seventeen, I have analyzed it. My voice sounds too small, and it only fits one A small number of human tastes, but your voice is liked by more people, it’s the feeling of a little milk dog, you will definitely make money when you come to the live broadcast.”

I have indeed heard of this method of making money, but Shi Qi doesn't really want to use this method.

To please human beings, where does this make him, a computer nerd, put his face?

"I can't make much money this day, let's think about it again..."

The unfinished words came to an abrupt end after seeing the live broadcast income statement listed in Shibalist.

A live broadcast can earn tens or even millions at most?

Even a middle-level person can earn tens of thousands, which is too easy to get rich!

"I broadcast!"

Shi Qi seemed to see piles of small money beckoning to him, so he prepared the equipment needed for the live broadcast that day, and started a live broadcast to experience it before Gu Yici got off work.

"Why are there only a dozen people here?"

"Popularity needs to be accumulated."

Shiba showed him the live broadcast strategy that he had collected, "You must be talented, sing, make jokes, be humorous and sweet, and there are many other methods. According to the above, broadcast it for a month first, and there will definitely be results. .”

"One month..."

The investment period was too long, and Shi Qi couldn't bear it, "It's better for me to curry favor with Gu Yici..."

"Brother Seventeen, this won't stop you from trying to please him. If we make more money, we can leave earlier."

Shiba tried to encourage him, "Brother Shiqi, don't you want to leave early?"

"I……"

Shi Qi paused, "Of course I do."

"Then let's work hard together!"

A big cheering emoji appeared on Shiba's screen, "Brother Shiqi, you are the best, you can definitely do it!"

Seventeen: Forced to open jpg.

"Mr. Gu, you were in a meeting just now, and the security guard at home called me."

After the meeting ended, Chen Hao stepped forward to report immediately, "The young master bought a batch of live broadcast equipment and sent them home."

"live streaming?"

Gu Yici suddenly felt a green light shining on his head, how could he sit still in the office, "Why didn't you say it sooner? Which software is he live broadcasting on, let me say hello, first seal the live broadcast room, I will go home now. "

Originally, I just conveyed it casually, but my boss reacted so strongly, Chen Hao was a little confused, "Young master is not going to school or work now, it's fine to be alone at home, so it's okay to broadcast live?"

"nothing?"

Gu Yici seriously suspected that his special assistant could not keep up with the pace of the times, "Do you know what the live broadcast looks like now? Low-cut miniskirts, those anchors are dressed cooler than one another, and there are even late nights..."

"Um... Mr. Gu, are you watching a serious live broadcast?"

Chen Hao tried his best to control his expression, so as not to express the shock in his heart, "For a serious live broadcast, the hosts are wearing normal clothes."

I have never been interested in these things, and Gu Yici was only taken to see them once by Zhao Cheng.

Although I rejected it after just one glance, it's not easy to tell my subordinates that I have seen it, "I have a friend who has seen it, and I just heard about it."

Chen Hao especially wanted to ask: Is this friend you mentioned yourself?

It's a pity that considering his own job, he still didn't ask, "Mr. Gu, what the young master is doing is a live broadcast of voices. He is faceless and absolutely serious."

Chen Hao took out his mobile phone while talking, "This is the live broadcast room of the young master, just chatting and singing."

As soon as the words fell, the familiar voice of the little milk sounded in the office.

"There is a little frog in the happy pond, it dances as if it is possessed by a prince..."

"Listen, Mr. Gu, the songs you sing are all nursery rhymes, you can't be more serious."

Unexpectedly, he even found the live broadcast room, Gu Yici nodded in satisfaction, "The bonus is doubled this month."

After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and followed Chen Hao's instructions to find the live broadcast room. After entering, he swiped two carnivals first.

"A happy little green...wow!"

It was the first time I received a gift ten minutes after the live broadcast, and it was top-notch. Shi Qi was stunned, "The carnival one is... 3000 yuan?!"

Shiba was also shocked, but he still didn't forget the live broadcast process, so he quickly reminded, "Brother Shiqi, thank you soon."

"right."

Seventeen hurriedly thanked according to the id, "Thank you for the two carnival gifts from my husband...Hua..."

This id...so coquettish...

Not only did Seventeen feel that something was wrong, but Chen Hao, who hadn't exited the studio, was speechless.

Seeing my boss continue to recharge and prepare to buy gifts, I feel that I can no longer face his serious face.

"Boss, there is another meeting in the project department that needs you to attend."

"Ah."

Gu Yici responded, and swiped another pile of gifts with a flick of his finger.

"Thank you for the ten Porsches from my husband!"

"The number of viewers is too small. Go get in touch and help Seventeen become popular. If you really can't do it, you can hire someone to go to the live broadcast room to fill up the number of people."

Chen Hao: ...

Boss, can you do something serious, it looks quite traditional and old-fashioned, how do you do things like this...

"Thank you for the ten romantic carriages from my husband, mua~"

The corners of Gu Yici's mouth couldn't stop rising when he heard that, "You can contact the company behind this software again and tell us that we want to buy it. Don't worry too much about the price, the sooner the better."

Want to buy the company?

Chen Hao was dumbfounded, "Mr. Gu, we don't have any related projects, and..."

"By the way, find a more professional team to help Shi Qi do public relations."

"..."

Boss, can you learn something better, why do you do it so naturally when you spend money and praise people!

"Mr. Gu, the young master should just broadcast it for fun, there's no need to spend so much trouble..."

"Well, let's do these things first and let him play."

Gu Yici continued to brush gifts and said, "It depends on what he means in the future. If he intends to develop into the entertainment industry, then buy him an entertainment company. Seventeen is coquettish and self-willed, so that he won't be wronged."

Feeling that his boss is now in charge, Chen Hao didn't continue to persuade him, "Okay, I'll go over to talk recently."

"Ah."

Gu Yici nodded, "Hurry up."

"Okay, Mr. Gu."

Chen Hao agreed happily, but actually didn't put this matter on the agenda at all.

The boss has gone crazy, I'd better wait for him to return to normal before talking about it.

With his jealousy, when the young master really enters the entertainment industry, he doesn't need to do a kissing scene. Even if he talks a few words to other handsome guys and beautiful women, the boss will be furious.

Facts have proved that Chen Hao's prediction is completely correct.

Although they haven't bought a company to support, but just keep going to the hot spots and spending money to buy gifts, Shi Qi's live broadcast room has become popular.

In a week, the number of fans increased by 10,000+, half of them came to watch Gu Yici buy gifts, and the other half were attracted by Shi Qi's little milk voice.

"Thank you my husband for the brilliant fountain!"

"Thank you Brother Wuhuan for the helicopter!"

"Thank you sister Qiqi for the hot air balloon!"

The little milk voice called elder brother and elder sister is cute and cute. Many fans changed their IDs specially for this reason. Except for the husband who is Gu Yici, the few other fans who often give gifts have all become so-and-so brother or so-and-so elder sister.

At first, I only occasionally heard Shi Qi thanking others, but after a long time, I couldn't stand Gu Yici.

What is it called so sweet?

Those people are taking advantage of children.

"Oh yes, I said before that I want to be called brother and sister, so let's call them now."

Seventeen adjusted the upward arc of the corners of his mouth, trying to make his voice sound the sweetest, "Brother, brother~ Thank you brother~ sister, sister~ sister, you are so beautiful~"

Gu Yici:! ! !

When was this link developed!

I do not know how!

Isn't this little bastard very smart?What about his IQ of [-]?

I don't even know if I'm being taken advantage of!

My husband: stop barking.

After sending a few messages, they were overwhelmed by the bullet screen scrolling too fast on the public screen, and unable to take off their vest and call directly, Gu Yici pondered for a while with a dark face, and then slowly pressed the report option.

Shi Qi was grinning from ear to ear looking at the special effects of gifts on the screen, when the screen suddenly turned gray.

System prompt: Your live broadcast room has been forcibly closed due to violation of regulations.

"Which bastard reported me!"

Shi Qi was about to die of anger, clicked to check the reason, and almost slapped the mouse to pieces.

"Why am I pornographic? How vulgar? He can go out if he doesn't want to listen! Why report me!"

"Brother Seventeen, don't be angry, I found out who reported you."

Shiba quickly showed him the account number he found, "Brother Shiqi, the whistleblower is your husband."

"What is your husband, this id is obviously my old... how can it be him?"

This id Seventeen is too familiar, it has been the number one in the live broadcast room since the beginning of the live broadcast.

"I just said that human beings are not good things. On the surface, they like to listen to my live broadcast and give me gifts, but in fact they know to cheat me behind their backs."

Seventeen angrily opened the dialog box to send a message to this id.

[Why report me? 】

Gu Yici replied immediately after receiving the message.

[Don't call me brother or sister anymore. 】

After sending the message, I realized something was wrong. I stared at the time when Seventeen sent the message thoughtfully.

It was obviously an anonymous report, how did the little bastard know it was me?

And you know it so fast?