The little milk dog is collapsing every day
Chapter 58 Mmm... Mmmmmm!
"This unscientific."
After beating Gu Xu, Shi Qi crouched next to the claw machine and began to doubt his life, "Obviously the calculation was well done, and the error can't be like this."
Gu Yici looked at the dejected child, and stood in front of the claw machine with a large box of newly bought game coins, "Which one do you like?"
"what?"
Shi Qi was not sure if he understood what he meant, "You... know how to play?"
"I haven't played it, but I can try it."
"That's it."
Without any hope for him at all, Shi Qi casually pointed at a Pikachu.
Sure enough, the man who tried for the first time was not caught unexpectedly.
"I'll still come."
Gu Xu clutched his arms and stood in front of another crane machine, "You want Pikachu, right? Come out right away."
"no need."
Gu Yici handed the Pikachu he had just caught to the shocked child, "Take it, which one do you want?"
Seventeen:? ? !
Isn't this old man playing for the first time?
Can you grab one in two strokes?
Feeling that his IQ had been insulted, Shi Qi pointed to a Doraemon who was farthest from the grapple hook.
An hour later, Gu Xu hugged a lot of dolls that his uncle had grabbed, and then looked at Shi Qi who was beside him with an increasingly aggrieved expression, feeling that something was wrong.
"Uncle, is it because you are too slow? Or... just buy all the dolls for Shiqi?"
"Need not."
Gu Yici explained to him while continuing to grab the doll, "You can buy dolls anywhere, he just wants the dolls inside."
"Makes sense."
Gu Xu suddenly realized, gave Shi Qi all the dolls in his hand, and started to grab dolls for him.
The two of them worked together to grab several claw machines, and Shi Qi looked at a lot of dolls, and it took a lot of effort to keep himself from crying.
I am a majestic computer expert, but I am not as good as two stupid humans!
This day is over!
Obviously unhappy, Gu Yici frowned.
Why do you feel that the child is getting more and more difficult to coax?
The man who coaxed the child into a bottleneck rarely smiled patiently, "If you want any dolls, I will grab them for you."
He still laughs!
This old man is definitely laughing at me!
"No, I'm going home."
After Shi Qi finished speaking, he walked out of the video game city without waiting for the man to respond.
"Why are you even more angry?"
Gu Xu looked confused, "Uncle, you can't do it, you...why are you looking at me like that? I'm not wrong, you didn't coax Shi Qi well either."
Gu Yici put down the extra game currency and glanced at him, "Do you know why Shi Qi hit you?"
"There are so many reasons, just hit if you want to fight, and I won't fight back."
"..."
"what happened?"
His uncle suddenly stopped talking, Gu Xu looked over suspiciously, "Is there something wrong? You... my God, don't hug me all of the time, what does it look like for a big man to hold so many dolls..."
"Hold it well."
Gu Yici walked a few steps before turning around and saying, "If one is missing, Shi Qi will be in trouble again."
Gu Xu: ...
Don't think that you can do whatever you want because you are my uncle, if I don't like men, I will fight you seventeen with all my might, and if I get it, I will let him fuck you hard!
Not caring about his infinite resentment, Gu Yici quickly caught up with the child who was obviously sulking, and finally asked straightforwardly after holding back for a long time, "Why are you unhappy?"
Shi Qi didn't even give him a look, "No, I'm going to be so happy."
This little bastard was short of having the words "I'm angry" written on his face.
Gu Yici sighed helplessly.
I have never been so patient in trying to coax anyone in my life, but they are not willing to let myself be coaxed.
"Then what do you want to eat tonight, I'll ask Mama Wu to prepare it in advance."
Shi Qi was dumbfounded by the overly peaceful tone.
Why didn't this old man teach me a lesson?
"You... don't you have anything else to say?"
"I wanted to ask you why you were unhappy, but you refused to tell me."
Seventeen was dumbfounded.
Let me buy clothes casually, and have such a high tolerance...
Something is wrong, this attitude is too abnormal.
If it was normal, I would be not far from the penalty station now.
The old pervert must have a conspiracy!
Feeling that he had found the truth, Shi Qi didn't want to talk to him anymore, "Don't talk to me, I'm afraid I'm too stupid to infect you."
After speaking, he opened the door and sat in the back seat.
"boom!"
"Fuck!"
Gu Xu, who had just followed up, was almost scared by the sound of his closing the car door and threw the doll, "What's the matter, uncle, you can't help messing with him."
As he spoke, he was about to sit in the back seat, "Seventeen, I'll get you all your dolls..."
"do not move."
Gu Yici stopped his hand that was about to open the door, pointed to the co-pilot's seat, "Sit there."
Although he didn't understand why, but looking at his uncle's unfriendly eyes, Gu Xu didn't dare to ask more, so he could only sit down honestly.
He sat down, but the driver didn't get in the car for a long time. He turned his head and saw that he was standing beside him on the phone.
"Seventeen, look at him. He left us here without saying anything in advance. I don't know who to call."
"...Yes, the sooner the better."
Gu Yici gave instructions to the phone, and found that the two teenagers in the car were looking at him, so he immediately hung up the phone and started driving.
He doesn't care what other people are doing, Shi Qi is immersed in his own world thinking about life, and really doesn't understand why it is so difficult for him to catch dolls.
Until the phone in his pocket vibrated.
Ning Cheng: We agreed to talk again when we have time, sorry, we only have time now because we are so busy.
Shi Qi glanced up at the chat records in the morning, and the last sentence was said by himself: we can talk again when we have time.
No, according to the information I found, the sentence he posted should be my line.
The prepared script was disrupted, Shi Qi hurriedly read the seduction strategy from beginning to end.
That's right, before the end of the conversation, I left a sentence to talk when I have time, so that I can find him later. How come he is looking for me now?
It's so hard to seduce people...
Forget it, just go to the next step.
The next step is to...start the conversation with a little thing that resonates quickly.
Shi Qi thought about it seriously, and then started typing: I went to catch dolls today, but I couldn't catch any of them, brother Ning Cheng, I'm so stupid.
There was a reply on the other side soon.
Ning Cheng: It's actually quite difficult to catch dolls, and I often fail to catch them.
Seeing this sentence, Shi Qi became energetic in an instant.
This is the level that a stupid human being should have!
I said it wasn't that I was too stupid, it was because that old man was too smart!
Thinking of this, he quickly raised his head and glanced at the man who was driving.
When will the old pervert get dementia? It's too easy to cheat...
Noticing that he was looking at him a long time ago, Gu Yici endured it for a while before asking, "What's wrong?"
"fine."
Shi Qi lowered his head and continued to look at the dialogue with Ning Cheng.
You're stupid, let's lie to this first.
Chatting with Ning Cheng all the way, Shi Qi chatted with the mentality of coaxing a fool completely, talking about Ning Cheng's elder brother one at a time, what is good to hear and what, it's not brains at all.
Then I was pleasantly surprised to find that the other party's acceptance was quite good, and they even chatted happily.
This level of chatting can be handled by eighteen, so why do you have to let this fool disgust me.
With a plan in place, Shiqi began to bind Shiba to his WeChat immediately after arriving home.
"Baby, I will leave the task of chatting with him to you in the future. Call me when you meet someone who doesn't know how to chat. Got it?"
"Uh-huh!"
A cute expression appeared on Shiba's screen, "Don't worry, Brother Shiqi, I will try my best to seduce him for you!"
"So good, baby, you...shh..."
Hearing footsteps, Shi Qi hurriedly turned off Shi Ba's screen.
A few seconds later, Gu Yici's figure appeared at the door, "Do you still want to catch the doll?"
Is the old man here to show off that he can catch dolls?
Shi Qi turned her head angrily, "I don't want to."
"I can teach you."
It really is for showing off!
"No, I don't want to grab dolls anymore."
There was no sound at the door, and Gu Yici's vague words sounded again after a while, "...then let's put it here for now...it's too close...open the door and bump into..."
what?
Somewhat curious, Shi Qi went to the door and poked his head out quietly, originally wanting to take a sneak peek, but caught off guard and stared at two strangers.
But it was only for a second, because all the attention was quickly attracted by the claw machine carried by the two.
"I originally wanted to put it in your room. If you said you don't want to play, then put it here first."
Seeing him peeking through the door, Gu Yici walked over and reached out to help him hold the door, "There is another one in the living room. This grappling hook is the same as the tightness of the video game city, and that one is specially adjusted. It is very tight and very tight. Easy to catch."
Let the child use the difficult exercises in his own room, and he should not be angry because he feels ashamed that he can't catch the doll.
Shi Qi looked at him and then at the claw machine, hesitantly said, "That... just steal it home, isn't it good?"
"..."
What is going on in the little head of a child?
"It wasn't stolen, it was bought for you."
"Oh."
Shi Qi felt a little regretful, and stretched out two fingers to pinch the man's sleeve, "Why don't you put it in my room, it will affect your walking."
Gu Yici glanced at the corridor that was wide enough to put two more claw machines without any problem, and asked two porters to put the claw machines into his room without breaking through his excuses.
When there were only two people left in the room, Shi Qi couldn't wait to throw a bunch of game coins into it. While touching the handle, he said to the man next to him, "You can do your work. I'll try to see if this claw machine works."
Master is a computer expert!
As long as you practice more on catching dolls, you can definitely catch one at a time!
Gu Yici didn't make a sound, just watched him play in place.
Shi Qi didn't pay attention, and grabbed the purple starfish doll over and over again.
The game coins thrown in have been used up and have not been caught yet. Just about to throw some more in, the hand holding the handle was suddenly covered by a big hand.
Gu Yici threw a few game coins in with one hand, and stood behind him with his joystick, "Don't always think about the calculated angle, just shake it a few times when you choose a position..."
Watching the grapple drop little by little, then grabbing the starfish and lifting it up, and then swaying back to retrieve it, Shi Qi held his breath the whole time, and was relieved only when he heard the sound of the doll falling into the entrance and exit.
"Caught!"
After one success, Seventeen took the initiative to put the man's hand on his own, "Hurry up, hurry up, take me to catch another one!"
He pulled too hard and forced Gu Yici to take a small step forward. There was some distance between the front and the back, but now he was curled up in Gu Yici's arms.
People whose eyes are full of dolls don't feel anything, but Gu Yici completely feels the ambiguity of this posture.
"Seventeen, you..."
The man's breath fell on the back of his neck, Shi Qi felt a little itchy, and was dissatisfied with being interrupted to grab the doll, so he didn't look back and took a bite angrily.
The four eyes met, and the touch from the lips became more and more clear.
Gu Yici froze in place and forgot to move.
Kid...kissed me while awake? !
Shi Qi was even more shocked than him.
How did you bite your mouth?
It's over... did I bite his lip?
Tasting a bit of blood, Shi Qi frowned and backed away, always feeling a little familiar with this feeling.
"Have I bitten you like this before?"
Gu Yici was so full of thoughts that he was kissed by a child again, he didn't hear his words at all.
Now that I'm considering giving it a try, the kid is kissing me again, shouldn't I respond?
"Gu Yici?"
There was no response, Shi Qi looked at the motionless man in confusion for a while, then leaned over and bit his lips again.
Yes, that's what it feels like, I've definitely done it before!
His lip was broken a little when I was drunk, and he said it was bitten by a dog!
The old man said I was a dog!
"Gu..."
Just as Shi Qi was about to step back and curse, a man grabbed his waist suddenly, and his lips, which had just been separated a little distance, stuck together again.
"Mmmmmmmmmm!"
After beating Gu Xu, Shi Qi crouched next to the claw machine and began to doubt his life, "Obviously the calculation was well done, and the error can't be like this."
Gu Yici looked at the dejected child, and stood in front of the claw machine with a large box of newly bought game coins, "Which one do you like?"
"what?"
Shi Qi was not sure if he understood what he meant, "You... know how to play?"
"I haven't played it, but I can try it."
"That's it."
Without any hope for him at all, Shi Qi casually pointed at a Pikachu.
Sure enough, the man who tried for the first time was not caught unexpectedly.
"I'll still come."
Gu Xu clutched his arms and stood in front of another crane machine, "You want Pikachu, right? Come out right away."
"no need."
Gu Yici handed the Pikachu he had just caught to the shocked child, "Take it, which one do you want?"
Seventeen:? ? !
Isn't this old man playing for the first time?
Can you grab one in two strokes?
Feeling that his IQ had been insulted, Shi Qi pointed to a Doraemon who was farthest from the grapple hook.
An hour later, Gu Xu hugged a lot of dolls that his uncle had grabbed, and then looked at Shi Qi who was beside him with an increasingly aggrieved expression, feeling that something was wrong.
"Uncle, is it because you are too slow? Or... just buy all the dolls for Shiqi?"
"Need not."
Gu Yici explained to him while continuing to grab the doll, "You can buy dolls anywhere, he just wants the dolls inside."
"Makes sense."
Gu Xu suddenly realized, gave Shi Qi all the dolls in his hand, and started to grab dolls for him.
The two of them worked together to grab several claw machines, and Shi Qi looked at a lot of dolls, and it took a lot of effort to keep himself from crying.
I am a majestic computer expert, but I am not as good as two stupid humans!
This day is over!
Obviously unhappy, Gu Yici frowned.
Why do you feel that the child is getting more and more difficult to coax?
The man who coaxed the child into a bottleneck rarely smiled patiently, "If you want any dolls, I will grab them for you."
He still laughs!
This old man is definitely laughing at me!
"No, I'm going home."
After Shi Qi finished speaking, he walked out of the video game city without waiting for the man to respond.
"Why are you even more angry?"
Gu Xu looked confused, "Uncle, you can't do it, you...why are you looking at me like that? I'm not wrong, you didn't coax Shi Qi well either."
Gu Yici put down the extra game currency and glanced at him, "Do you know why Shi Qi hit you?"
"There are so many reasons, just hit if you want to fight, and I won't fight back."
"..."
"what happened?"
His uncle suddenly stopped talking, Gu Xu looked over suspiciously, "Is there something wrong? You... my God, don't hug me all of the time, what does it look like for a big man to hold so many dolls..."
"Hold it well."
Gu Yici walked a few steps before turning around and saying, "If one is missing, Shi Qi will be in trouble again."
Gu Xu: ...
Don't think that you can do whatever you want because you are my uncle, if I don't like men, I will fight you seventeen with all my might, and if I get it, I will let him fuck you hard!
Not caring about his infinite resentment, Gu Yici quickly caught up with the child who was obviously sulking, and finally asked straightforwardly after holding back for a long time, "Why are you unhappy?"
Shi Qi didn't even give him a look, "No, I'm going to be so happy."
This little bastard was short of having the words "I'm angry" written on his face.
Gu Yici sighed helplessly.
I have never been so patient in trying to coax anyone in my life, but they are not willing to let myself be coaxed.
"Then what do you want to eat tonight, I'll ask Mama Wu to prepare it in advance."
Shi Qi was dumbfounded by the overly peaceful tone.
Why didn't this old man teach me a lesson?
"You... don't you have anything else to say?"
"I wanted to ask you why you were unhappy, but you refused to tell me."
Seventeen was dumbfounded.
Let me buy clothes casually, and have such a high tolerance...
Something is wrong, this attitude is too abnormal.
If it was normal, I would be not far from the penalty station now.
The old pervert must have a conspiracy!
Feeling that he had found the truth, Shi Qi didn't want to talk to him anymore, "Don't talk to me, I'm afraid I'm too stupid to infect you."
After speaking, he opened the door and sat in the back seat.
"boom!"
"Fuck!"
Gu Xu, who had just followed up, was almost scared by the sound of his closing the car door and threw the doll, "What's the matter, uncle, you can't help messing with him."
As he spoke, he was about to sit in the back seat, "Seventeen, I'll get you all your dolls..."
"do not move."
Gu Yici stopped his hand that was about to open the door, pointed to the co-pilot's seat, "Sit there."
Although he didn't understand why, but looking at his uncle's unfriendly eyes, Gu Xu didn't dare to ask more, so he could only sit down honestly.
He sat down, but the driver didn't get in the car for a long time. He turned his head and saw that he was standing beside him on the phone.
"Seventeen, look at him. He left us here without saying anything in advance. I don't know who to call."
"...Yes, the sooner the better."
Gu Yici gave instructions to the phone, and found that the two teenagers in the car were looking at him, so he immediately hung up the phone and started driving.
He doesn't care what other people are doing, Shi Qi is immersed in his own world thinking about life, and really doesn't understand why it is so difficult for him to catch dolls.
Until the phone in his pocket vibrated.
Ning Cheng: We agreed to talk again when we have time, sorry, we only have time now because we are so busy.
Shi Qi glanced up at the chat records in the morning, and the last sentence was said by himself: we can talk again when we have time.
No, according to the information I found, the sentence he posted should be my line.
The prepared script was disrupted, Shi Qi hurriedly read the seduction strategy from beginning to end.
That's right, before the end of the conversation, I left a sentence to talk when I have time, so that I can find him later. How come he is looking for me now?
It's so hard to seduce people...
Forget it, just go to the next step.
The next step is to...start the conversation with a little thing that resonates quickly.
Shi Qi thought about it seriously, and then started typing: I went to catch dolls today, but I couldn't catch any of them, brother Ning Cheng, I'm so stupid.
There was a reply on the other side soon.
Ning Cheng: It's actually quite difficult to catch dolls, and I often fail to catch them.
Seeing this sentence, Shi Qi became energetic in an instant.
This is the level that a stupid human being should have!
I said it wasn't that I was too stupid, it was because that old man was too smart!
Thinking of this, he quickly raised his head and glanced at the man who was driving.
When will the old pervert get dementia? It's too easy to cheat...
Noticing that he was looking at him a long time ago, Gu Yici endured it for a while before asking, "What's wrong?"
"fine."
Shi Qi lowered his head and continued to look at the dialogue with Ning Cheng.
You're stupid, let's lie to this first.
Chatting with Ning Cheng all the way, Shi Qi chatted with the mentality of coaxing a fool completely, talking about Ning Cheng's elder brother one at a time, what is good to hear and what, it's not brains at all.
Then I was pleasantly surprised to find that the other party's acceptance was quite good, and they even chatted happily.
This level of chatting can be handled by eighteen, so why do you have to let this fool disgust me.
With a plan in place, Shiqi began to bind Shiba to his WeChat immediately after arriving home.
"Baby, I will leave the task of chatting with him to you in the future. Call me when you meet someone who doesn't know how to chat. Got it?"
"Uh-huh!"
A cute expression appeared on Shiba's screen, "Don't worry, Brother Shiqi, I will try my best to seduce him for you!"
"So good, baby, you...shh..."
Hearing footsteps, Shi Qi hurriedly turned off Shi Ba's screen.
A few seconds later, Gu Yici's figure appeared at the door, "Do you still want to catch the doll?"
Is the old man here to show off that he can catch dolls?
Shi Qi turned her head angrily, "I don't want to."
"I can teach you."
It really is for showing off!
"No, I don't want to grab dolls anymore."
There was no sound at the door, and Gu Yici's vague words sounded again after a while, "...then let's put it here for now...it's too close...open the door and bump into..."
what?
Somewhat curious, Shi Qi went to the door and poked his head out quietly, originally wanting to take a sneak peek, but caught off guard and stared at two strangers.
But it was only for a second, because all the attention was quickly attracted by the claw machine carried by the two.
"I originally wanted to put it in your room. If you said you don't want to play, then put it here first."
Seeing him peeking through the door, Gu Yici walked over and reached out to help him hold the door, "There is another one in the living room. This grappling hook is the same as the tightness of the video game city, and that one is specially adjusted. It is very tight and very tight. Easy to catch."
Let the child use the difficult exercises in his own room, and he should not be angry because he feels ashamed that he can't catch the doll.
Shi Qi looked at him and then at the claw machine, hesitantly said, "That... just steal it home, isn't it good?"
"..."
What is going on in the little head of a child?
"It wasn't stolen, it was bought for you."
"Oh."
Shi Qi felt a little regretful, and stretched out two fingers to pinch the man's sleeve, "Why don't you put it in my room, it will affect your walking."
Gu Yici glanced at the corridor that was wide enough to put two more claw machines without any problem, and asked two porters to put the claw machines into his room without breaking through his excuses.
When there were only two people left in the room, Shi Qi couldn't wait to throw a bunch of game coins into it. While touching the handle, he said to the man next to him, "You can do your work. I'll try to see if this claw machine works."
Master is a computer expert!
As long as you practice more on catching dolls, you can definitely catch one at a time!
Gu Yici didn't make a sound, just watched him play in place.
Shi Qi didn't pay attention, and grabbed the purple starfish doll over and over again.
The game coins thrown in have been used up and have not been caught yet. Just about to throw some more in, the hand holding the handle was suddenly covered by a big hand.
Gu Yici threw a few game coins in with one hand, and stood behind him with his joystick, "Don't always think about the calculated angle, just shake it a few times when you choose a position..."
Watching the grapple drop little by little, then grabbing the starfish and lifting it up, and then swaying back to retrieve it, Shi Qi held his breath the whole time, and was relieved only when he heard the sound of the doll falling into the entrance and exit.
"Caught!"
After one success, Seventeen took the initiative to put the man's hand on his own, "Hurry up, hurry up, take me to catch another one!"
He pulled too hard and forced Gu Yici to take a small step forward. There was some distance between the front and the back, but now he was curled up in Gu Yici's arms.
People whose eyes are full of dolls don't feel anything, but Gu Yici completely feels the ambiguity of this posture.
"Seventeen, you..."
The man's breath fell on the back of his neck, Shi Qi felt a little itchy, and was dissatisfied with being interrupted to grab the doll, so he didn't look back and took a bite angrily.
The four eyes met, and the touch from the lips became more and more clear.
Gu Yici froze in place and forgot to move.
Kid...kissed me while awake? !
Shi Qi was even more shocked than him.
How did you bite your mouth?
It's over... did I bite his lip?
Tasting a bit of blood, Shi Qi frowned and backed away, always feeling a little familiar with this feeling.
"Have I bitten you like this before?"
Gu Yici was so full of thoughts that he was kissed by a child again, he didn't hear his words at all.
Now that I'm considering giving it a try, the kid is kissing me again, shouldn't I respond?
"Gu Yici?"
There was no response, Shi Qi looked at the motionless man in confusion for a while, then leaned over and bit his lips again.
Yes, that's what it feels like, I've definitely done it before!
His lip was broken a little when I was drunk, and he said it was bitten by a dog!
The old man said I was a dog!
"Gu..."
Just as Shi Qi was about to step back and curse, a man grabbed his waist suddenly, and his lips, which had just been separated a little distance, stuck together again.
"Mmmmmmmmmm!"
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