The little milk dog is collapsing every day
Chapter 44 Do You Know What a Chasing Wife Crematorium Is?
"Gu Shiqi!"
Being caught doing bad things on the spot, Shi Qi shrinks his neck guiltily, "Actually... Mustard ran in by himself..."
"is it?"
"Mmmmmmm..."
Shiqi nodded like a pounding garlic, "I saw it with my own eyes!"
Does this little bastard think I'm stupid?
There were too many people in the cafeteria, and they all looked this way quietly. Gu Yici suppressed the urge to hit the child, and picked up the lotus root box that he had bitten in half, "If you eat it, I will believe it."
Seventeen:? ? !
So much mustard is caught in it, how spicy this thing tastes!
"Can I eat..."
"Continue to have lunch after eating this, or stand by and watch me continue to have lunch, you choose."
Seeing that the man's expression didn't look like he was joking, Shi Qi bowed his head and leaned over, "Gu Yici, I was wrong..."
"It's useless to act like a baby."
Gu Yici pushed the chopsticks forward, "Eat."
Must let this little bastard taste what it's like.
"Eat and eat!"
Anyway, it's useless to be coquettish, Shi Qi kicked him rather hard, and then went to bite the lotus root box.
"Ahh, it's so spicy, so spicy..."
Gu Yici looked at the child who was so hot that he kept spinning in circles, and silently handed over the water glass in his hand.
"Goooooooooooo..."
Shi Qi took several sips, and when he found out that it was the glass of water that he added, it was already too late, and tears came out of the hot water.
However, the culprit was still taking time to ask, "How do you feel? Do you still dare to play pranks in the future?"
If he hadn't been so hot that he couldn't speak, Shi Qi would have scolded him on the spot.
Old bastard!
The lunch was a mess, except for the gossip for the employees, the two of them didn't get anything good, and they were in a state of ignoring each other in the afternoon.
Seeing that it was almost time to get off work, a certain child still stared at him from time to time, so Gu Yici walked into the lounge inside and called Gu Xu.
"Why don't you come to pick up Seventeen from get off work?"
Gu Xu was dumbfounded on the phone, "You two get off work together, why should I pick him up?"
"How did he come this morning?"
"I gave it to you. The two of us sat together...Isn't it, you haven't reconciled yet?"
Only then did Gu Xu understand what he meant, and his tone was full of disapproval, "Do you need me to tell you how difficult it is to be coquettish? You are such an adult, why do you always provoke him when you have nothing to do?"
"He provoked me."
Not wanting to describe the bad feeling of the whole day, Gu Yici continued to talk about the business, "Come here quickly, it's time to get off work."
"Alright, alright."
He thought that Gu Xu would be fine if he agreed, but when it was time to get off work, he still didn't come.
I called and asked, but I was stuck on the road.
Looking at the child who is still ignoring others, he has no intention of taking his own car at all, and walks to the door after get off work.
Gu Yici hesitated for a while, and finally said, "Go to the underground garage and wait for me, I'll be right there."
"No, I'll take the bus by myself."
Seventeen didn't turn back, left a word and left.
Take the bus by yourself?
Will this little bastard?
No matter how angry he was, he couldn't let his child have any accidents, so Gu Yici threw the car keys to Chen Hao and chased him all the way to the bus stop.
Shi Qiyi looked at it several times before confirming that he read it correctly, "You also take the bus?"
The little bastard had the nerve to ask.
I can't say that I came here because I was worried about him, Gu Yici responded with a straight face, "The car number is restricted."
Shi Qi heard question marks all over his head, "The number has not been restricted in the morning, but it will be restricted in the evening?"
"..."
No matter how embarrassing he didn't want to reveal his real purpose, Gu Yici nodded calmly, "Yeah."
"If the number is limited, let someone drive another one out, anyway, you have so many cars at home."
Shi Qi rolled his eyes at him angrily, "Why do you have to take the bus with me?"
It was obviously for his own good, so it’s fine if you can’t say it, and you have to be squeezed by him. Gu Yici was silent for a long time before he could say, "Didn't you ignore me?"
As soon as this sentence was uttered, it successfully shut up the child who had been asking non-stop questions just now.
It was rush hour. Although the two boarded the bus one after the other and kept a distance between them, there were too many people and they were squeezed together within a few minutes.
Gu Yici frowned looking at the crowded passengers, while reaching out to protect Shiqi, he was still thinking about how to persuade him to go to work with him tomorrow.
In the morning, I experienced the feeling of being squeezed into a bus, and Shi Qi was already mentally prepared. Seeing the man who was obviously not used to this kind of crowding, he began to squeeze on him without a trace.
"Oh, it's so crowded..."
At the beginning there were too many people, Gu Yici didn't think there was anything wrong, and he didn't realize something was wrong until almost everyone went down.
"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze."
"Why is it so crowded, I can't even stand still, don't..."
"Is it so crowded?"
A man's question came from above, and Shi Qi immediately raised his head, "Of course, you see so many people around..."
What about people? !
Taking care of playing tricks and making excuses, Shi Qi realized that the people closest to them were almost a meter away, completely dumbfounded.
"That... it was really crowded just now..."
Seventeen said while helping Gu Yici straighten the crumpled shirt, "It's not crowded now, it's all right..."
It was obviously raised normally, so why did it grow like this?
My head is full of tossing people's little thoughts.
Gu Yici sighed helplessly, grabbed his collar and put him on a nearby empty seat, "Sit down honestly, and don't eat dinner if you play tricks again."
"Oh……"
When the matter of not giving food was mentioned, Shi Qi became honest in an instant.
Looking at the man standing in front of him, and then at the seats surrounded by people, he realized that he was sitting in the only empty seat.
The corner of the clothes was pulled twice suddenly, Gu Yici lowered his head, and met the child's cautious eyes.
"How about...can I sit for you?"
Just now, she was so unreasonable, but now she is so obedient and soft.
How could there be such a tormenting yet soft-hearted child...
"You sit down."
The anger of being made for a day was completely dissipated, Gu Yici took off his suit jacket and helped him put it on the back of the chair, and his tone softened a lot, "Would you like to go to work with me tomorrow?"
Originally, taking the bus was not as comfortable as taking his car, but now he took the initiative to ask again, Shi Qi nodded hurriedly, "Okay, then can I come with you after get off work?"
It's obvious that he doesn't want to be with me, why is it like I won't let him...
Gu Yici nodded helplessly, "Yes."
"I know you are the best..."
Looking at the child who threw himself into his arms and acted like a baby, the corners of Gu Yici's mouth rose unconsciously.
Why are you so obedient? It's so obedient...
When Gu Xu was driven home by Chen Hao, he happened to see two people sitting on the sofa talking and laughing, his feelings could not be described in a single sentence.
"You two quarreled, just torment me, can you not make up so coincidentally next time!"
Knowing that he was going to pick him up, Shi Qi immediately picked up the fruit on the table to meet him, "I'm sorry, this grape is very sweet, let me eat it..."
The food guards were willing to donate food. Gu Xu couldn't bear this kind of treatment, and turned off the fire in an instant, "I don't blame you, I just want to say, I will pick you up next time."
"Ok!"
Shi Qi picked up a grape and brought it to his mouth, "Open your mouth, ah..."
Gu Xu is about to be turned into a cutie.
This is too cute...
Does my uncle really have something wrong with his eyes?
Don't care about this?
After receiving his suspicious gaze, Gu Yici looked back in doubt, "What's wrong?"
"Uncle, do you know what a chasing wife crematorium is?"
"What do you mean?"
"that is……"
Gu Xu organized his language, trying to speak in a cryptic and enlightening way, "Once upon a time there was a pig with a problem with its eyes, and it disliked the biggest and best cabbage in the field. Arch the cabbage, but the cabbage has grown its own legs, and after running a thousand miles, the pig has gone through all kinds of hardships to chase the cabbage... probably that's what it means."
"What kind of cabbage can grow legs? Can it run so far?"
Gu Yici was at a loss when he heard it, "If you have something to say, just say it."
"It's such a big age in vain."
Gu Xu muttered something in a low voice, with a look of resentment, "It's fine if you don't understand, just don't rely on me when pigs chase cabbages."
Thinking that there was a generation gap between himself and the young people, Gu Yici deliberately asked Shi Qi, "Do you understand?"
Shi Qi shook his head in confusion, "No, the pig he said is so miraculous that its eyes can heal by itself."
Gu Xu: ...
"Forget it, when I didn't say anything, I'll go change my clothes."
"Then I'm going to change clothes."
Shi Qi followed him upstairs, not forgetting to turn around and tell Gu Yici, "We'll have dinner when I come back."
"Well, let's go."
A few minutes later, Gu Yici looked at the children bouncing down the stairs, and felt that something was wrong.
Why is the neckline so wide?
Almost showing the collarbone.
"When did you buy this pajamas?"
"I do not know."
Shi Qi replied while sitting on the chair, "They were all delivered from the store. I didn't pay attention. I have worn them several times."
Have you worn it before?
Gu Yici thought about it carefully, but still had no impression.
"Let's change again in a while, this one doesn't look good."
"Doesn't it look good?"
Seventeen looked down, "I think it's similar to other pajama styles?"
"Don't listen to him, you look good in anything."
As Gu Xu spoke, he asked Mama Wu to comment together, "Mama Wu, does Shi Qi's pajamas look good?"
"nice."
Wu Ma smiled lovingly, "We look good in anything we wear when we are seventeen."
"Look, it must be because you don't appreciate..."
After being glanced at by his uncle, Gu Xu immediately shut up, lowered his head and pretended to be absorbed in eating.
Shi Qi looked at the clothes that he thought were pretty good, and felt that there was no need to worry about such a trivial matter, "Let's do this today, and I will change tomorrow."
"Ah."
Gu Yici responded without saying a word, but he couldn't help but want to pay attention to his neckline when eating, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that it was too open.
Is the child not giving up yet?
Dressed like this on purpose and flaunting in front of my eyes, trying to secretly seduce me?
Being caught doing bad things on the spot, Shi Qi shrinks his neck guiltily, "Actually... Mustard ran in by himself..."
"is it?"
"Mmmmmmm..."
Shiqi nodded like a pounding garlic, "I saw it with my own eyes!"
Does this little bastard think I'm stupid?
There were too many people in the cafeteria, and they all looked this way quietly. Gu Yici suppressed the urge to hit the child, and picked up the lotus root box that he had bitten in half, "If you eat it, I will believe it."
Seventeen:? ? !
So much mustard is caught in it, how spicy this thing tastes!
"Can I eat..."
"Continue to have lunch after eating this, or stand by and watch me continue to have lunch, you choose."
Seeing that the man's expression didn't look like he was joking, Shi Qi bowed his head and leaned over, "Gu Yici, I was wrong..."
"It's useless to act like a baby."
Gu Yici pushed the chopsticks forward, "Eat."
Must let this little bastard taste what it's like.
"Eat and eat!"
Anyway, it's useless to be coquettish, Shi Qi kicked him rather hard, and then went to bite the lotus root box.
"Ahh, it's so spicy, so spicy..."
Gu Yici looked at the child who was so hot that he kept spinning in circles, and silently handed over the water glass in his hand.
"Goooooooooooo..."
Shi Qi took several sips, and when he found out that it was the glass of water that he added, it was already too late, and tears came out of the hot water.
However, the culprit was still taking time to ask, "How do you feel? Do you still dare to play pranks in the future?"
If he hadn't been so hot that he couldn't speak, Shi Qi would have scolded him on the spot.
Old bastard!
The lunch was a mess, except for the gossip for the employees, the two of them didn't get anything good, and they were in a state of ignoring each other in the afternoon.
Seeing that it was almost time to get off work, a certain child still stared at him from time to time, so Gu Yici walked into the lounge inside and called Gu Xu.
"Why don't you come to pick up Seventeen from get off work?"
Gu Xu was dumbfounded on the phone, "You two get off work together, why should I pick him up?"
"How did he come this morning?"
"I gave it to you. The two of us sat together...Isn't it, you haven't reconciled yet?"
Only then did Gu Xu understand what he meant, and his tone was full of disapproval, "Do you need me to tell you how difficult it is to be coquettish? You are such an adult, why do you always provoke him when you have nothing to do?"
"He provoked me."
Not wanting to describe the bad feeling of the whole day, Gu Yici continued to talk about the business, "Come here quickly, it's time to get off work."
"Alright, alright."
He thought that Gu Xu would be fine if he agreed, but when it was time to get off work, he still didn't come.
I called and asked, but I was stuck on the road.
Looking at the child who is still ignoring others, he has no intention of taking his own car at all, and walks to the door after get off work.
Gu Yici hesitated for a while, and finally said, "Go to the underground garage and wait for me, I'll be right there."
"No, I'll take the bus by myself."
Seventeen didn't turn back, left a word and left.
Take the bus by yourself?
Will this little bastard?
No matter how angry he was, he couldn't let his child have any accidents, so Gu Yici threw the car keys to Chen Hao and chased him all the way to the bus stop.
Shi Qiyi looked at it several times before confirming that he read it correctly, "You also take the bus?"
The little bastard had the nerve to ask.
I can't say that I came here because I was worried about him, Gu Yici responded with a straight face, "The car number is restricted."
Shi Qi heard question marks all over his head, "The number has not been restricted in the morning, but it will be restricted in the evening?"
"..."
No matter how embarrassing he didn't want to reveal his real purpose, Gu Yici nodded calmly, "Yeah."
"If the number is limited, let someone drive another one out, anyway, you have so many cars at home."
Shi Qi rolled his eyes at him angrily, "Why do you have to take the bus with me?"
It was obviously for his own good, so it’s fine if you can’t say it, and you have to be squeezed by him. Gu Yici was silent for a long time before he could say, "Didn't you ignore me?"
As soon as this sentence was uttered, it successfully shut up the child who had been asking non-stop questions just now.
It was rush hour. Although the two boarded the bus one after the other and kept a distance between them, there were too many people and they were squeezed together within a few minutes.
Gu Yici frowned looking at the crowded passengers, while reaching out to protect Shiqi, he was still thinking about how to persuade him to go to work with him tomorrow.
In the morning, I experienced the feeling of being squeezed into a bus, and Shi Qi was already mentally prepared. Seeing the man who was obviously not used to this kind of crowding, he began to squeeze on him without a trace.
"Oh, it's so crowded..."
At the beginning there were too many people, Gu Yici didn't think there was anything wrong, and he didn't realize something was wrong until almost everyone went down.
"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze."
"Why is it so crowded, I can't even stand still, don't..."
"Is it so crowded?"
A man's question came from above, and Shi Qi immediately raised his head, "Of course, you see so many people around..."
What about people? !
Taking care of playing tricks and making excuses, Shi Qi realized that the people closest to them were almost a meter away, completely dumbfounded.
"That... it was really crowded just now..."
Seventeen said while helping Gu Yici straighten the crumpled shirt, "It's not crowded now, it's all right..."
It was obviously raised normally, so why did it grow like this?
My head is full of tossing people's little thoughts.
Gu Yici sighed helplessly, grabbed his collar and put him on a nearby empty seat, "Sit down honestly, and don't eat dinner if you play tricks again."
"Oh……"
When the matter of not giving food was mentioned, Shi Qi became honest in an instant.
Looking at the man standing in front of him, and then at the seats surrounded by people, he realized that he was sitting in the only empty seat.
The corner of the clothes was pulled twice suddenly, Gu Yici lowered his head, and met the child's cautious eyes.
"How about...can I sit for you?"
Just now, she was so unreasonable, but now she is so obedient and soft.
How could there be such a tormenting yet soft-hearted child...
"You sit down."
The anger of being made for a day was completely dissipated, Gu Yici took off his suit jacket and helped him put it on the back of the chair, and his tone softened a lot, "Would you like to go to work with me tomorrow?"
Originally, taking the bus was not as comfortable as taking his car, but now he took the initiative to ask again, Shi Qi nodded hurriedly, "Okay, then can I come with you after get off work?"
It's obvious that he doesn't want to be with me, why is it like I won't let him...
Gu Yici nodded helplessly, "Yes."
"I know you are the best..."
Looking at the child who threw himself into his arms and acted like a baby, the corners of Gu Yici's mouth rose unconsciously.
Why are you so obedient? It's so obedient...
When Gu Xu was driven home by Chen Hao, he happened to see two people sitting on the sofa talking and laughing, his feelings could not be described in a single sentence.
"You two quarreled, just torment me, can you not make up so coincidentally next time!"
Knowing that he was going to pick him up, Shi Qi immediately picked up the fruit on the table to meet him, "I'm sorry, this grape is very sweet, let me eat it..."
The food guards were willing to donate food. Gu Xu couldn't bear this kind of treatment, and turned off the fire in an instant, "I don't blame you, I just want to say, I will pick you up next time."
"Ok!"
Shi Qi picked up a grape and brought it to his mouth, "Open your mouth, ah..."
Gu Xu is about to be turned into a cutie.
This is too cute...
Does my uncle really have something wrong with his eyes?
Don't care about this?
After receiving his suspicious gaze, Gu Yici looked back in doubt, "What's wrong?"
"Uncle, do you know what a chasing wife crematorium is?"
"What do you mean?"
"that is……"
Gu Xu organized his language, trying to speak in a cryptic and enlightening way, "Once upon a time there was a pig with a problem with its eyes, and it disliked the biggest and best cabbage in the field. Arch the cabbage, but the cabbage has grown its own legs, and after running a thousand miles, the pig has gone through all kinds of hardships to chase the cabbage... probably that's what it means."
"What kind of cabbage can grow legs? Can it run so far?"
Gu Yici was at a loss when he heard it, "If you have something to say, just say it."
"It's such a big age in vain."
Gu Xu muttered something in a low voice, with a look of resentment, "It's fine if you don't understand, just don't rely on me when pigs chase cabbages."
Thinking that there was a generation gap between himself and the young people, Gu Yici deliberately asked Shi Qi, "Do you understand?"
Shi Qi shook his head in confusion, "No, the pig he said is so miraculous that its eyes can heal by itself."
Gu Xu: ...
"Forget it, when I didn't say anything, I'll go change my clothes."
"Then I'm going to change clothes."
Shi Qi followed him upstairs, not forgetting to turn around and tell Gu Yici, "We'll have dinner when I come back."
"Well, let's go."
A few minutes later, Gu Yici looked at the children bouncing down the stairs, and felt that something was wrong.
Why is the neckline so wide?
Almost showing the collarbone.
"When did you buy this pajamas?"
"I do not know."
Shi Qi replied while sitting on the chair, "They were all delivered from the store. I didn't pay attention. I have worn them several times."
Have you worn it before?
Gu Yici thought about it carefully, but still had no impression.
"Let's change again in a while, this one doesn't look good."
"Doesn't it look good?"
Seventeen looked down, "I think it's similar to other pajama styles?"
"Don't listen to him, you look good in anything."
As Gu Xu spoke, he asked Mama Wu to comment together, "Mama Wu, does Shi Qi's pajamas look good?"
"nice."
Wu Ma smiled lovingly, "We look good in anything we wear when we are seventeen."
"Look, it must be because you don't appreciate..."
After being glanced at by his uncle, Gu Xu immediately shut up, lowered his head and pretended to be absorbed in eating.
Shi Qi looked at the clothes that he thought were pretty good, and felt that there was no need to worry about such a trivial matter, "Let's do this today, and I will change tomorrow."
"Ah."
Gu Yici responded without saying a word, but he couldn't help but want to pay attention to his neckline when eating, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that it was too open.
Is the child not giving up yet?
Dressed like this on purpose and flaunting in front of my eyes, trying to secretly seduce me?
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