The little milk dog is collapsing every day

"Did you send that flower to Qin Yang?"

"What flower?"

Chen Hao, who was busy reporting work, was taken aback for a moment, "How many pots of green chrysanthemums did you buy?"

"Yeah, that's the flower."

Gu Xu tried his best to conceal his expectation, pretending to ask casually, "After receiving it... what did he say?"

"I didn't ask anyone to deliver it at all."

Chen Hao's expression was a bit indescribable, "Did you forget that you were beaten last week, last week, and last month? If I send these flowers today, you will have another scar on your face .”

"impossible."

Gu Xu leaned back on the chair, crossed his legs with a confident expression on his face, "The flowers I sent a few times ago were either yellow or red, or white. Can it be the same this time? This time they are green."

"..."

Such a young man with a business mind, but why doesn't he have an emotional intelligence in his mind?

Chen Hao sighed helplessly, "Do you think you were beaten because the color of the flowers was wrong?"

"Otherwise? I gave him my heart and soul, what else is worth him beating me?"

"Giving chrysanthemums with all your heart and soul?"

"That's right, form complements form."

Gu Xu waved his hand in disgust, "Forget it, I can't explain it to you, what do you know, a straight man."

"I don't understand you gay, but I understand people!"

Chen Hao was almost pissed off by his blind self-confidence, "You fell asleep in a daze, and you even gave him chrysanthemums. Qin Yang loves you even if he didn't beat you to death!"

As soon as these words were uttered, the office fell silent instantly.

Chen Hao looked at the person who had suddenly stopped moving, and felt that he might have said something too hurtful, "That... I'm just saying, don't take it to heart..."

"It makes sense!"

Gu Xu patted his thigh, "I said that there was something wrong with me being drunk that day. You said that he had a crush on me for a long time, got me drunk on purpose, took the opportunity to seduce me to sleep with him, and then pretended to be a victim He looks like you, let me go after him?"

"you……"

Chen Hao didn't know what to say about him anymore, he was speechless for a long time before choking out, "It's fine for you to be single, don't harm others."

"You are jealous. I am jealous that I have a crush on someone."

Gu Xu raised his eyebrows proudly, "I'll go find Qin Yang, you can stand up to the company."

Qin family.

"Xiao Yang, that kid is here again."

Qin Chen looked at Gu Xu, who was standing at the gate installing a telephone pole, and expressed emotion, "This kid's EQ is indeed a little low, but he is really sincere to you. It's been almost a year, and he runs here every day, don't you Just wait at the door when you come in, if I have the perseverance to chase the little girl, my son will run all over the place."

"I didn't ask him to come, he was willing."

Qin Yang gave Qin Chen an angry look, "I have suffered such a big loss, what happened to his sincerity? If he is sincere, I have to kneel and kowtow to welcome him out?"

"Why are you angry with me about your own emotional problems..."

Qin Chen couldn't stand the anger anymore, "If you really hate him, then pretend to obey him first, and then be Su Daji once again, ruining Shang... Gu Zhou How about the king's world, is it enough to relieve your anger?"

"What enmity do you have with Gu Xu?"

Qin Yang looked disgusted, "Gu Xu robbed your wife or beat your son? Is being so dirty?"

"Aren't I helping you with a plan?"

"Did I use your help?"

Qin Yang poked his arm with hatred, "If you have half of Gu Xu's efforts, don't be full of beautiful women all day long, why am I so passive now? I should just spend billions on him. Gu Xu, take him home and do whatever you want, and take revenge for that night."

Qin Chen: ...

"It's a big circle, you just say you want to sleep and he's done."

"Who wants to..."

"Don't explain, I understand."

Qin Chen interrupted Qin Yang, and made a pause gesture, "Wait, little uncle will arrange it for you now."

He thought that the unreliable people were just talking, but when he saw Gu Xu tied up on the bed after taking a shower that night, Qin Yang was stunned for a full minute before he realized it.

"Are you... kidnapped?"

"Your little uncle said to bring me to see you, and I'll believe it!"

Gu Xu has never seen a more unreliable person than Qin Chen, and when he mentioned him, he hated his teeth, "Now is a society ruled by law, he asked the security guards to knock me out when I turned around, and tied me like this, What does he want to do!"

"I want to sleep with you."

"He really dares to think, but I... wait! Want... want to sleep with me?"

Gu Xu was so frightened that his expression froze, "No way, I am your fiance, your little uncle... robbing you of a man?!"

"What are you thinking!"

Qin Yang slapped him on the head, "I want to sleep with you!"

"Oh, that's okay, I thought it was your little uncle..."

Gu Xu didn't realize what he had heard until he was halfway through speaking.

I wanted to give him chrysanthemums, but I didn't intend to give them to myself!

"Well... I suddenly remembered that the company had something to do, so I left first."

Gu Xu finished talking and retreated to the side of the bed, trying to get out of the bed and quickly run out of the room.

"Where are you going?"

Qin Yang grabbed the rope and threw him back on the bed, looking down at him, "Today I will take revenge for that night."

"Etc., etc……"

Gu Xu panicked completely, curled himself into a ball and tried to discuss with him, "This kind of thing pays attention to the atmosphere, although I can't remember that day, but you definitely did it voluntarily, you are doing it now, do you know that it is forced? Melon is not sweet."

"It's ok."

Qin Yang tore off his shirt directly, "It doesn't matter if it's sweet or not, just quench your thirst."

"Where do you come from so many nonsense! Fuck, don't pull your pants..."

Gu Xu grabbed his underwear tightly, "Don't get excited, you listen to me first, I didn't prepare anything today, we will have another day, another day..."

Before he finished speaking, there were several boxes on the bed.

Qin Yang pointed to the words on the box, "There are both cover and oil, you can choose the flavor yourself."

Fuck!

Gu Xu was about to cry.

How did this idiot suddenly understand so much!

A few minutes later, the arrow was already on the string. Qin Yang took a certain brand of oil and looked at it for a long time, but he didn't understand how to use it.

If I knew it earlier, I would have studied hard, but I lost the chain at this critical moment.

Qin Yang handed the box over awkwardly, "Which country's characters are on it? Can you understand it?"

"I can understand it, but...it's not easy to describe."

Gu Xu shook his bound hands, "Why don't you let me go first, and I'll show you a demonstration."

Qin Yang:? ? ?

Is this idiot so active?

"Are you sure you want to come by yourself?"

"It's already like this, what else can I do?"

Gu Xu stretched out his hand, "Untie it quickly, the sexiness will be gone in a while."

Thinking that what he said made sense, Qin Yang quickly helped him untie the rope, "Okay, hurry up... Fuck! What are you doing, you idiot!"

Suddenly being crushed on the bed, Qin Yang was dumbfounded, "Gu Xu, what the hell..."

"What's wrong with me? Didn't you ask me to demonstrate it to you?"

"You... hiss... I asked you to demonstrate yourself, not for me!"

"I've already used it for you, next time..."

That being said, Qin Yang waited until the oil was used up and didn't wait for the chance to stand up again.

"Why can't I look down?"

On the projection covering the entire wall, the picture has not been moved since Gu Xu was torn off his clothes. Eighteen was dissatisfied and switched the network several times to no avail. He was so angry that the program was about to explode, "Something I want to see Didn't see any!"

"Further down, you will be harmonized. If you don't want to catch the virus, be honest."

Bai Lang got up and turned off the projector, and unplugged his power supply, "Hurry up and go to sleep, you'll be messing around every day."

"I do not!"

Eighteen didn't intend to turn off the phone at all, but instead played a very upbeat music, "I haven't seen their results yet, so I won't sleep!"

"There's nothing that a night of sleep can't fix."

Bai Lang had a familiar expression, "What's more, I also helped Gu Xu draw up a marriage agreement. As long as he has a brain, he should know to secretly press Qin Yang while he is asleep. They will have to fulfill the agreement because of the 50 billion liquidated damages."

eighteen:? ? !

Can this be done?

learnt!

"Dabai, I feel a little hot, is there something wrong with the radiator?"

"My name is not Dabai."

Bai Lang replied with a dark face, but his hands moved nimbly to check his radiator, "No problem, did you watch something unhealthy again, so you got the virus... You you you..."

Watching the computer in his hand turn into a silver-haired boy, Bai Lang even forgot to breathe, looking at the boy who didn't even have clothes in his arms with a confused expression, "Why did you suddenly transform?"

"Eh? Am I transformed?"

Eighteen belatedly looked down, and jumped up excitedly when he saw that he had a human body.

"Understood that I have transformed!"

"Don't hug me!"

Bai Lang pushed him away, took off his coat and threw it on him, "Cover up the important parts first, and I'll find clothes for you."

"I'll talk about the clothes later."

Shiba ran over to stop him, "Hurry up and let me rua for a while!"

"Impossible! Don't even think about it!"

I am the wolf king!Not kittens and puppies!

How could it be possible to treat a computer as a pet and touch it casually!

"Don't go!"

Shiba held him back and refused to let him go, "I finally changed my form, I must touch your original form today! Let me touch Furry!"

"Impossible! You...don't pull my clothes!"

Bai Lang never dreamed that his strength was not as strong as a hardened computer. Seeing that his underwear was about to be ripped off, he just wanted to change back to his original shape to ease the embarrassment of running naked, but found that he had been working hard to force him to change back. The original eighteen suddenly stopped moving.

"Dabai, how do I feel..."

Shiba pointed at a certain part of himself that was too prominent in a daze, "Do you think it stands up?"

Bai Lang:? ? !

"You put my clothes on! Now! Immediately! Immediately!!!"

A few years later, Bai Lang held his waist that was about to be tossed and broken, and regretted that he didn't kick him to disable him.

"Dabai, let me pet your tail again, just for a moment..."

"roll!"

Every time I touch it, I touch it on the bed, and the resources of the two t in the hard disk are not wasted at all!

Shiba withdrew his hand reluctantly, "Okay, then I'll touch my belly."

"Not even the belly!"

"Then I'll touch my ears..."

"no!"

eighteen:……

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, then don't lie on the bed in your original form, and change back to your human form."

"Can I still have my waist when I change back into a human form?"

Bai Lang wanted to cry but had no tears.

Why can't he beat the computer like a wolf king!

why!

"Oh, then you should still be like this, otherwise I will definitely not be able to bear it."

Eighteen grabbed his tail with an innocent face and said, "Dabai is so kind, I really like you."

Bai Lang no longer had the strength to grab his tail, "You really like my fluffy."

"I like furry, and I like you too."

"You can only choose one."

"Then I like furry you!"

Bai Lang: ...

It's fine for a computer to have a low IQ, but it's still full of infuriating cleverness.

"Dabai, dear."

Bai Lang let him hug his face with a blank expression and kiss him fiercely, and sighed hopelessly.

I'm afraid it's not what I owed him in my previous life.

Planted, resigned to fate.

Poor my waist, alas...