The big guy's little milk dog is getting divorced again

"Gu Siyan..."

"Ah."

"Gu Siyan?"

"I'm here."

"Hey hey hey Gu Siyan..."

Suddenly being hugged and called by his name several times, Gu Siyan looked at the boy who was giggling in his arms, and always felt that something was wrong, "You..."

"Hey hey hey my husband~"

Gu Siyan paused for what he wanted to ask, but subconsciously replied, "En."

"Husband husband husband..."

Lin Mi yelled several times in a row, unable to suppress the corners of his mouth, raised his head excitedly and put his arms around his neck, "Who am I to you?"

"My partner."

Gu Siyan didn't know what was wrong with him at all, so he could only answer what he would like to hear whenever he asked, "It's still my baby."

"Yes, I am your little baby."

Lin kissed him hard on the lips as if rewarding him by mistake, "You are my husband, husband, I..."

"Usually... don't call me that."

He called her husband one after another with a rising consonant, Gu Siyan couldn't bear it, so he almost turned into a beast and continued what happened last night.

"Ok."

Sensing that he was a little excited, Lin Cui didn't want to kill himself, so he quickly changed his name and called back, "Gu Siyan, I found you so cute, I love you to death! Meme~"

Inexplicably being hugged and kissed on the face, Gu Siyan didn't even have the energy to delve into his cuteness. He pressed his hand to rescue himself, feeling tired and helpless, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay, I just want to tell you that I love you very much... No, it's okay."

Lin Cui became a little more serious, "Since I asked you to like me, then we have to make a rule, just like a textbook, you have to learn to like me according to what the textbook says."

Anyway, if I tell him that he already likes me, he won't believe me, so it's better to bully him while he doesn't know anything.

The cold and abstinent overlord was foolishly bullied by me... Hehehe... It's so exciting to think about it!

Although Gu Siyan didn't know what he was thinking, but seeing his uncontrollable smirk, he knew that he must be playing tricks.

But I didn't intend to tear him down.

The child likes me so much, but I can't respond because of my own problems, so I should compensate him more.

"What rules do you want to make?"

Seeing that he was really hooked, Lin Mi tried hard to control the corners of his mouth that wanted to rise, and pretended to think for a while, "First of all, you can't bully me in the future, you can't treat me badly, and you can't dislike me."

After the words were spoken, there was no response, but the man looked at him with a strange look. Lin Di's bright smile just now collapsed instantly, "Can't you..."

Wronged again.

Gu Siyan was as helpless as he wanted, "Did I commit any of the things you just said?"

Lin mistakenly thought about it seriously, "Ah...it seems that there is no..."

Gu Siyan didn't say a word, but Lin mistakenly saw a bright sentence in his eyes: So your rules are not superfluous?

"I'm taking precautions."

Lin Cui poked his abs dissatisfied, "The next one, you are not allowed to mess around outside, especially your president's office. On that whole floor, except for Zhao Sui, the rest are all beauties."

Lin Cui had noticed this problem since the first time he went to his company, but he didn't think too much about it at that time, and later found that he liked Gu Siyan, but he didn't dare to say it, for fear that Gu Siyan would think he was troublesome.

"The president's office is full of beauties?"

Gu Siyan really didn't pay attention to whether they were all women.

"Don't pretend to be stupid. There are all kinds of beauties. You can find all kinds of beauties, including fat, swallows and thin, and the random flowers are gradually becoming charming. How dare you say you don't know?"

Gu Siyan: ...

Children seem to have a unique understanding of ancient poetry.

Last time, it was viewed horizontally as a ridge and as a side as a peak. This time, the flowers are becoming more and more charming. What did you learn when you were in school?

"Why don't you speak? Did I guess it? If you confess now, I can still consider forgiving you."

The child's milk is fierce, as if he has the evidence of his cheating, Gu Siyan was amused by him, "I will not contact them directly, those secretaries are under Zhao Sui's management, and they are just helping Zhao Sui to share the work. I can’t even remember their names, let alone read them carefully.”

"Impossible, have you never seen how they were recruited?"

"That was interviewed by Zhao Sui and Lu Ci."

Gu Siyan still finds this absurd, "At the beginning, Zhao Sui said that he wanted to recruit a group of secretaries, and Lu Ci just heard about it. There were too many people who came for interviews, and there were still a lot of people left after the comprehensive ability assessment. They They chose a bunch of their favorite types, and wanted to see if they could find a girlfriend by the way."

Although it sounds outrageous, Lin mistakenly felt that it was extremely real, and this was definitely something those two people would do.

"If you mind, tomorrow I will ask Zhao Suizhao to replace them with a group of male secretaries."

"No! You can't have a man!"

Lin mistakenly refused without even thinking about it, "Your current orientation is male, so you should keep beautiful women."

The child's jealousy is strong enough.

Gu Siyan raised his hand and touched the top of his frizzy head, "As for my orientation, I don't know whether it's male or female. Before you, I didn't pay attention to others, neither male nor female, and I won't in the future. have."

So you don't like men, you don't like women, you just like me?

Lin misunderstood the meaning of his words, and was once again overwhelmed by his talent for love words, and even secretly rejoiced.

Fortunately, Gu Siyan has never been enlightened, otherwise he would be so flirtatious, he probably would have become a master of love, and it would be my turn to take advantage of this.

"Then the next one, the next one is..."

There was no preparation for the impromptu thought, Lin misunderstood for a long time, and pulled out several hairs, "Wait, let me think about it, suddenly I can't remember..."

"You can't have close contact with others, you can't stay out at night, let alone go to entertainment venues, you have to go home after get off work, you have to do housework and cooking, and you have to have gifts on festivals and anniversaries."

The man talked a lot, and Lin Cui was dumbfounded, "You...how do you know so much?"

"Also beware of green tea and white lotus."

Gu Siyan continued to speak fluently what he should say, "You can't unscrew the bottle cap for others, let alone let others eat your own ice cream, right?"

Lin Mi: ...

Why does he have so many male virtues as a boss!

"Gu Siyan, you didn't secretly report to a male Durban behind my back, did you?"

"And male Durban?"

Gu Siyan frowned slightly, took out his mobile phone and opened the browser, "Why didn't I find it? I only found some scattered information on male virtues, and I have to summarize them one by one."

Lin Mi:? ? ?

I'm joking!

Why can he say such funny things in an academic tone...

"still none."

Seeing the man looking over with puzzled eyes, Lin Cui realized that he was not joking.

"You...you just said that you searched for male virtues on the Internet, and summed them up one by one by yourself?"

"Ah."

Gu Siyan responded, completely unable to understand why his expression was full of shock, "What's wrong?"

What's wrong?What kind of male virtues are you, a tyrant, studying!

The character design has collapsed into slag!

"Then what did you sum up?"

"What I just said, and..."

Gu Siyan paused, "There are still some things I haven't understood yet, so I need to study them slowly."

Lin Mi didn't know what to say anymore.

The funniest thing is not Gu Siyan's deceptive behavior, but his tone of voice when he speaks, which is natural and serious, as if he is talking about a project worth hundreds of millions of dollars per minute.

It can be summed up in three words: stupid.

"Don't you still have a small notebook for memorizing these things?"

"No."

It's okay, it's too funny if you even use the small books...

"It's just compiled into a document."

Lin Mi: ...

What's the difference between this and a small book!

The boy in front of him lowered his head and covered his mouth. Although he couldn't see his expression, judging from the trembling of his body, it was not difficult to see that he was snickering.

Gu Siyan could feel that he was laughing at himself, but he really couldn't think of what was so funny about it.

Those things are very useful, and they are used one by one in their relationship, and I have never made children angry.

"Isn't that right?"

A man's questioning voice came from above his head, Lin Mi tried hard to stop laughing, "It's not wrong, it's..."

You can't say that he looks like a fool in front of him, Lin Chang changed the subject in time, "Don't you think your behavior is too good for me? You don't like me, why are you so masculine?"

Hmph, let's see how you answer.

Think about it, maybe you fell in love with me first!

He thought that Gu Siyan would have to think about this question for a long time, but he found the answer as soon as he asked it.

"Didn't you ask for it?"

Gu Siyan couldn't help reminding him, "You told me before that I should be a man."

Never thought it would be this reason, Lin Cui was stunned on the spot, "I told you and you really did it?"

Gu Siyan was more puzzled than him, "Is there something wrong?"

He should be happy to meet all the requirements of the child. Why do you feel that he is surprised?

That face was taken for granted, Lin Cui simply didn't know how to describe his mood.

Touched for sure, but more distressed.

How many stupid things has this seemingly powerful boss done for me behind my back?

Until now, I still foolishly think that I don't like me.

If I hadn't thought of the routine Gu Siyan, would I have never known that these seemingly ridiculous efforts actually contained countless love?

Fortunately, I took the first step bravely, otherwise Gu Siyan would just give in silently and foolishly, and I would definitely miss it in the end.

"Yes, all are correct."

Lin mistakenly packed up his emotions and hugged him vigorously, "Gu Siyan, your little one officially informs you that starting today, you will enter the special training of learning to like me."

You silly overlord, just wait to accept my routine!

If you don't realize that you like me within a month, all my novels will be for nothing!