The big guy's little milk dog is getting divorced again

As for the fact that the domineering president can cook, and his cooking skills are superb, no matter how many times Lin Duo thought about it, he felt that Gu Siyan was a bit too versatile.

The most important thing is that not only the cooked meals are delicious, but the whole cooking process is also very pleasing to the eye.

That kind of hand with slender fingers and well-defined joints, with a little force, you will see obvious blue veins, even if you are peeling an onion, it is inexplicably sexy.

Lin Dui didn't think he was a hand controler before, but now he has to admit that he really likes to look at Gu Siyan's hands.

Want these hands to...do something else...

The senior LSP's thoughts began to get out of control again, Lin Cui braked in time, and warned himself to pursue Gu Siyan from the spiritual level first.

"Gu Siyan, have you... had a girlfriend before?"

"No."

I knew it would be such an answer, but Lin Mi couldn't help but continue to ask: "What about the boyfriend?"

"nor."

Although Lin Cui was usually curious about himself, this was the first time he was curious about such a thing. Gu Siyan looked at him suspiciously, "Why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

Of course it was to see if I had any potential rivals in love.

Lin Cui answered silently in his heart. When he spoke, he was confident and even a little angry, trying to dispel all the doubts of the man through a pre-emptive way, "Can't you ask? I'm your partner."

"can."

The child said before that he would not interfere with his private life, but now he started to ask questions.

Gu Siyan couldn't tell why, but he was inexplicably happy.

"Then I'll ask something else."

Feeling that he doesn't reject this kind of question, Lin Cui continued to ask in a serious manner, "How many bed partners... have you had before? Are they men or women? Are you still in touch now?"

Hearing a series of questions, Gu Siyan frowned more and more.

What is the problem?

Did the child misunderstand me?

Feeling that the matter was a little serious, Gu Siyan put down the dishes he was washing in his hands and looked seriously at the young man leaning against the door, "Not having a boyfriend or girlfriend is not because we have a definite relationship, but because we have never had anyone around us, and we have never had a bed partner before. Nor will there be."

"That is to say...you've never met anyone before, and you're still a virgin at 29?"

The man with a serious expression was taken aback for a moment, never expecting that he would grasp such an important point.

Although what the child said was true, it sounded... so awkward.

and……

"Is it very old?"

"No, no, I didn't mean that."

Looking at the man's tangled eyes, it can be seen that he is very concerned about his age. Lin Mi hurriedly explained, "I'm just a modifier. I think you are very good, especially the charm of a mature man."

Mature man.

Gu Siyan recited the word silently, but his expression didn't improve because of his explanation.

After all, it is still a bit old.

He didn't care about this kind of thing before, and he could even joke that he was an old cow eating tender grass, but now...

I was very concerned, but Gu Siyan didn't want to show it.

There is no way to change age, and it doesn't make any sense to care about this kind of force majeure like a naive child.

Gu Siyan didn't make another sound, and lowered his head to continue washing the vegetables.

Is he unhappy...

Lin misunderstood the articles he had read over the years, and found that the older party would be very concerned about age, and immediately realized that he had stepped on a thunderstorm, so he hurried over and tugged at the corner of his clothes.

"I don't think you are old, I just said it casually, although you are indeed a little older than me, but I like you very much."

"Ah."

Just one word, still so indifferent, must be unhappy.

Lin mistakenly thought about it, and continued to coax him in a soft voice, "What I said is true, that is, the temperament you have accumulated over the years is very attractive, mature and stable, and will take care of others. These advantages are beyond the reach of others. Come on, anyway, I really like you like this."

How could Gu Siyan not hear that he was coaxing him, but he had no choice but to like his tricks, and when a few words were heard in his ears, he felt very comfortable.

He obviously wanted to spoil the child, but in the end the spoiled one seemed to be himself. This little thing should be coaxed by the child.

"Don't be upset, there is no need to care too much about age."

Lin mistakenly pulled the corner of his clothes and shook it slightly, "Although you are a bit older, you have good physical strength. How good were you last time? How many times have you come?"

The corners of Gu Siyan's mouth froze just as he was about to raise his head, and when he turned around, he saw him counting the number of times carefully with his fingers.

"one two Three……"

Lin mistakenly scratched his head, "I can't remember, anyway, it must have been more than seven times. A normal male lead is seven times a night. You are better than the male lead. You are awesome!"

Gu Siyan: ...

Can this kind of thing be said so bluntly?

And can you say it so frankly?

There is no sign of ambiguity at all, as if I have done a lot of push-ups and he is praising my physical strength...

Gu Siyan opened his mouth, feeling that he should say something, but he didn't know what to say, so he could only continue to cook with his head down.

Why is there no response?

Lin Cui looked confused, "Don't you like me praising you like this?"

Men should like to hear such words.

Gu Siyan paused for a moment with his chopping hand, "No."

Although the tone was indeed not as cold as before, Lin Cui could not hear his happiness.

Why do you feel that Gu Siyan is more difficult to coax than before?

Not only is he difficult to coax, he is also very difficult to tease.

This kind of sensitive topic shouldn't make the atmosphere more and more ambiguous after chatting. In the end, the two couldn't help but kiss each other. If they are lucky, can they have a kitchen play?

How come there is no reaction at all from him?

Lin Cui sighed in frustration.

My long pursuit of my wife... The road of chasing my husband seems to be difficult...

But I will not give up!

Lin Mi secretly cheered himself up.

Such a good Gu Siyan, bring it here!

Although there was no more conversation in the kitchen, Gu Siyan could feel that Lin Mi was looking at him all the time.

And the eyes are very strange.

He even felt that the child looked at him as if he was looking at food, as if he wanted to eat him.

Gu Siyan took a special look at the time.

It was just past eleven o'clock, so the child shouldn't be so hungry, right?

"The tomato beef brisket soup is ready, you can have some beef brisket first."

While talking, Gu Siyan filled a bowl for him, and told him, "Blow it before eating, be careful not to burn it."

"it is good."

Although he didn't know why he suddenly asked himself to eat meat before eating, Lin Cui didn't refuse. He took a piece of beef from the bowl and tasted it, and then immediately put a piece of beef for him and put it to his mouth, "You too eat."

The child seems to like to feed me things.

Gu Siyan was thinking while eating, and soon another piece of meat was brought to his mouth, "Eat another piece."

After Lu Ci entered the door, he saw this sweet picture of being fed. After silently making a bowl of dog food, he stood at the door of the kitchen, "Brother, do I have lunch? I'll catch up on sleep after eating, and there will be an announcement tonight." .”

"You didn't say you were coming back for lunch."

Gu Siyan glanced at him, "Usually you go to Zhao Sui for lunch."

"Forehead……"

I have already deleted my friends, how can I have the nerve to go for a meal!

Lu Ci now made up a reason, "I didn't go on the way today, so I went home directly."

As soon as the words fell, a slightly disgusted little milk voice came from my ear, "You made it up too fake, and you don't usually drop by every day."

Facing the completely disbelieving eyes of the previous two, Lu Ci rubbed his nose in embarrassment, and decided to throw the blame first, "That...Zhao Sui deleted my WeChat."

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the two people on the opposite side changed.

It's just that this change doesn't seem to be what he wanted.

Who can tell him why his sister-in-law's eyes are shining with excitement, and his brother's eyes seem to have the words "serve it right" written brightly!

Lu Ciren was dumbfounded. He stood at the door for a long time, hesitating to speak, and finally walked in. After washing his hands, he took the knife from Gu Siyan's hand, "Let me chop the vegetables."

I won't talk anymore, can't I just work!

It turns out that it really doesn't work.

He is clearly helping to chop vegetables, but why does his sister-in-law look at him more and more disgusted!

In fact, Lin Cui usually finds him very pleasing to the eye, but it is a bit uncomfortable that one person is forced to squeeze into the world of two people, and he can't continue to cultivate a relationship with Gu Siyan.

People who are almost 30 years old, why do they have to be light bulbs?

Lin mistakenly said that he could not understand at all.

"Cook, I'll go and see Xixi."

The disgusting look in his eyes finally disappeared. Lu Ci just breathed a sigh of relief, and turned his head to meet Gu Siyan's unfriendly eyes.

"Brother, I... What's wrong with me?"

Gu Siyan withdrew his gaze, and said in a serious tone: "Get along well with your sister-in-law, she is almost 30 years old, be serious."

The child was already familiar with him a lot before, why did he suddenly start to reject him again?As soon as he got close to the child, he left.

Lu Ci:? ? ?

Why am I not serious?I'm almost offering my sister-in-law as my ancestor!

I roared in my heart, but I didn't dare to say it at all, I could only nod honestly, "I see."

After finally finishing the meal, Lu Ci hurriedly prepared the bowls and chopsticks, wanting to finish the meal quickly and go back to the room to sleep, so as not to be picked on again.

As soon as the dishes were served on the table, there was an unpleasant smell in the living room. Lu Ci sniffed it hard, "Is the toilet clogged?"

"Probably Chihi."

Lin Cui frowned and walked to the litter box, and saw that it hadn't been buried in it, and the smelly cat feces smelled like a biochemical weapon, so he immediately turned his head and hugged the cat, wanting to show it how to use it correctly cat litter.

It's a pity that the smell is too strong, Lin Mi held the shovel and couldn't help it, "Xixi, how did you manage to make it smell so bad..."

"give it to me."

Gu Siyan was not willing to let him do such a thing, and immediately took the shovel.

Seeing this, Lu Ci hurried over, fearing that he would have a cleansing obsession and kill the cat after shoveling the shit, "I'll come, I'll come, bro, get out of the way."

Just as he was about to reach for the shovel, he was suddenly stopped by Lin Mi, "It's better not to use you, this is the daughter of me and Gu Siyan, parent-child interaction cannot be avoided."

Ah... this...

Lu Ci was a little confused, so he could only look at Gu Siyan, "Brother?"

"It's okay, he dotes on Xixi very much."

After confirming that Gu Siyan liked little puppets, Lin Cui gave Lu Ci an example, "He never forgot to prepare goat milk and cat food for Xixi before going to work in the morning. His actions are so gentle."

Gu Siyan: ...

He just didn't want the child to feed the cat himself, and the tenderness was due to the presence of the child, and it took him a lot of effort to fake it.

"So this is ah."

Lu Ci suddenly realized, "That's okay, brother, you can continue."

Seeing Lu Ci quit, Lin Cui also signaled him with his eyes to continue the "parent-child interaction", Gu Siyan slowly tightened his hand holding the shovel, squatted next to the litter box and started shoveling shit.

In a place where Lin Mi couldn't see, he looked at the little puppet several times coldly.

How could there be such a creature in this world.

There is no need to do anything, the hair is always messed up, everything needs to be served except for breathing, and it has nothing but good looks, but it can make children like it so much.

There is also parent-child interaction. If I have such a son, I might as well just throw it away.