The big guy's little milk dog is getting divorced again

"Gu Siyan, you cook delicious food."

Lin mistakenly looked at the bowl in front of him that was bigger than his face, then at the small bowl in Gu Siyan's hand, and scratched his head in embarrassment, "Um... did I eat too much?"

"You're still growing."

"Yeah, I'm still young, unlike you..."

Obviously aware that the man's eyes were not right, Lin Mi stopped the topic in time, "Look at your cooking is so delicious, why don't we go get a divorce?"

It's probably too idle to be so noisy.

Gu Siyan put down his chopsticks, "Go wash the dishes after eating."

"I do not!"

Lin mistakenly made up his mind to do it until he couldn't stand it, "I don't know anything, even washing dishes."

"If you don't know how to go to school."

Gu Siyan pointed to the kitchen, "There's a dishwasher inside, put the bowl in."

"If I don't learn, you have to wash the dishes if you cook."

Lin pushed the bowl by mistake, and before he could get up, a big hand pressed him on the chair, "Go wash the dishes."

The tone this time was obviously colder than last time, knowing that this was a sign of his anger, Lin Mi reluctantly walked towards the kitchen with the bowl.

It is impossible to wash the dishes, hum!

"Crack!"

Seeing the two bowls fall from his hands, Gu Siyan was not angry when he knew that he wanted to divorce on purpose, "Do you think I can't afford two bowls?"

"you……"

It's amazing to be rich!

Lin mistakenly crossed his hips and yelled at him, "Then I'll demolish your villa! If you don't get a divorce, I'll start demolishing it tomorrow!"

"you try."

Gu Siyan looked at him from head to toe, "You demolish the villa, I'll demolish you."

Thinking of those scalpels in the basement, Lin Cui shuddered violently.

He can't beat him, and he will be threatened when he gets into a fight. When he was reading a book, he still wanted to be sick and sick, but now it's terrible to put it on himself. It's the first time that Lin Dui truly feels wronged.

"I didn't offend you at all, isn't it just a little spoiler? You are almost 30 years old and you can't be more broad-minded. Can't I help you deal with the protagonist? Why do you have to follow me?" Get married and drag me to die together!"

The more he talked, the more wronged he became, Lin Cui squatted on the ground with red eyes, "I don't have much experience in wearing a book for the first time, can't you let me live well..."

This is the reaction a normal person should have when being treated like this. Gu Siyan didn't make a sound, and walked over after he was almost crying. Before he could say anything, his wrist was grabbed.

"Gu Siyan, I was wrong, let's get a divorce, please..."

Gu Siyan bent down and touched his red eyes from crying with one hand, "Honey, there is no divorce, only widowhood."

The affectionate title of baby came out of his mouth with the paranoia that he would die together. Lin Cui wiped away his tears and muttered softly, "Although I don't want to be your baby, but this kind of The sickly tone is really touching."

"..."

Gu Siyan's movements froze, he forgot about the threat he was about to say, and just looked at him with a frown.

"It's fine if you don't agree to the divorce."

Lin pushed his hand away by mistake and stood up slowly, "That's all for today, I'll ask tomorrow."

After finishing speaking, he kicked the fragments of the bowl beside him, and he couldn't tell that he had just cried, and walked slowly towards the living room.

Are all 19-year-olds so moody?

When you are afraid of me, you will be so afraid that you will cry.

When he was not afraid, he dared to yell at me with his waist crossed.

Gu Siyan thought about this question while tidying up the debris, and he didn't come up with the answer until he tidied up the kitchen.

In the end, only one conclusion was reached.

It was right to keep him at home, this is by far the most interesting thing I have encountered.

After a day of tossing around, Lin Cui was already tired, and finally waited until he finished packing, and asked while yawning, "Where do I sleep at night?"

"Where do you want to sleep?"

Lin mistakenly thought about it seriously, "In theory, I should sleep with you, right? Is your bed big enough? I move around when I sleep."

No matter the tone or expression, Gu Siyan didn't feel any rejection at all. Instead of answering his question, Gu Siyan asked instead, "You seem to be looking forward to it?"

"It's useless for me to resist."

Lin Mi is very self-aware of his current situation, "It's already like this anyway, so let's say it openly. The book says that you wear long clothes and trousers when you sleep, and you hide a tight eight dollars under your abstinent appearance." Abs, so do you really have an eight pack? Can I touch it?"

I thought it was a little rabbit, but I didn't expect it to be a little hooligan.

Gu Siyan ignored his expectant eyes, "Yes, but not."

"alright."

Lin Mi didn't force it, but asked enthusiastically, "Do you have chest muscles? The book says you have them. Do you know about male mothers?"

As he spoke, he drew an exaggerated arc on his chest, "It's like this, the kind that bulges out a lot."

"It's not that exaggerated."

That is there!

After being confirmed, Lin mistakenly looked at him with more eager eyes, "If, I mean if, if I accidentally sleepwalk while sleeping, and accidentally touch your abs and pectorals, you will strangle me ?"

"will not."

Gu Siyan glanced at his hand that was about to move, "But you can try, try to see where your hand will appear the next day."

"just forget it."

Lin mistakenly hid his hands behind his back subconsciously, and muttered dissatisfiedly, "Then this marriage is meaningless at all, if you don't let me see you or touch me, I have to die with you, I'm too disadvantaged, Let's get a divorce..."

The three words are divorced, Gu Siyan has automatically blocked these two words, and interrupted his thoughts, "Go to the third floor and pick a room, and you will live there from now on."

"Oh."

Lin mistakenly glanced at the position of his abdominal muscles, and just about to get up, a familiar voice came from outside the door.

"elder brother!"

Still people arrived before the sound came, Lu Ci rushed in with a big box in his arms, "It's okay, okay, you haven't returned to your room yet, just in time."

Gu Siyan glanced at the time, "What are you doing here so late?"

"I'm doing this all for you."

Lu Ci carefully put the box aside, leaned over and lowered his voice, "Isn't this the wedding night for you and my sister-in-law? I was afraid that he wouldn't be able to see the sun tomorrow in your hands, so I searched for that box all night. , you don’t always go to your basement to get those bloody scalpels, you play some things in the world, but you have to do it step by step, otherwise my little sister-in-law may..."

"Thorn..."

The sound of the cardboard box being torn open came from behind, Lu Ci paused, and quickly turned around, "Don't! Don't open it!"

It's a pity that he stopped it too late, Lin Cui had already opened the box completely before he finished speaking.

Because he yelled too loudly, Lin Cui was taken aback, and he lost his grip, and all kinds of weird things were scattered all over the place.

Whips, handcuffs, cat tails...