The Road to Self-Saving of the Mud Bodhisattva

Not to mention little Dou Su, even Chu Xuan didn't expect that the little thief they were looking for would be a squirrel.

You said that a squirrel does not go to find pine nuts to eat, but what is it that comes to steal food?

Well, it's understandable to steal some food, but what the hell are you stealing sesame oil for?

Thinking of the condiments that disappeared from the kitchen, Chu Xuan was a little dumbfounded.

The little squirrel is a bit square, it just came to steal something to eat, why did the door close suddenly?Obviously it has been confirmed, there are only two people in this house, and both of them have gone out now, logically speaking, it should be unimpeded here, why is it closed?

The little squirrel jumped up and down, trying to escape from various places, but it was so big, it just squeezed out from any window.

The ability to survive on weekdays, for some reason, suddenly failed.Obviously looking at the weak window, it couldn't be opened or knocked out. The whole squirrel bumped into it like a headless fly for a long time, and finally ended up panting.

Until the door creaked open, the squirrel who had been lying flat from exhaustion just jumped up, trying to rush out while the people outside didn't react.

However, its response is fast, and the response of the person coming is even faster.

As soon as the person raised his hand, the little squirrel sent his tail directly to the person as if he had delivered it to the door.

squirrel:"……"

Xiao Dou Su only took a look at the little squirrel, and then looked at the hall warily. In his mind, the most important thing now is to quickly see what the little thief looks like, beat him up first, and then hand him over to the village. No matter what, I have to return all the things I stole from them before.

As a result, his eyes turned around, and the hall was empty, with nothing in it.

Xiao Dousu turned around and asked Chu Xuan suspiciously, "My lord, has the little thief run away?" Then he was a little annoyed, it must be that he walked too slowly, if he could run faster and get home earlier, he would not Let the little thief run away.

Chu Xuan rubbed his head helplessly. This little guy is good at everything, but he thinks a little too much. I don't know why he has so many thoughts all day long.

Chu Xuan lifted the little squirrel's tail and shook it, "I didn't run away, it's here."

Xiao Dou Su was stunned for a moment before realizing that her round eyes were wide open, and her tone stammered a little, "Ah, this, this squirrel is that little thief?"

It's no wonder that Xiao Dou Su couldn't believe it. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Chu Xuan wouldn't have believed it.

Who would have thought that such a small thing could steal both vegetables and condiments?

Not to mention Dou Su, even he has set his target on human beings, no wonder the little thief has never been found.

The little squirrel was dangling, squeaking all the time, like a little squirrel who didn't understand anything.

But Chu Xuan found that when it seemed to be swaying unconsciously, its eyeballs kept looking towards the door. Chu Xuan was sure that as long as he didn't pay attention, this little thing would definitely run away.

Thinking about it, even he has become a clay bodhisattva in this world, and it's not surprising that a little squirrel has become a spirit... right?

In order to prove his idea, Chu Xuan smiled at Xiao Dousu, "Not bad, we have meat for lunch today." As he spoke, he shook the little squirrel in his hand, and said with a little regret, "It's a pity that there is little meat Forget it, forget it, let’s fry a plate, put some chili to stir fry, it must be delicious.”

The little squirrel that was still dangling froze instantly, and the whole little squirrel remained motionless as if dead.

Chu Xuan shook the little squirrel, "Hey, is it dead? It seems that you don't even need to kill it, you can just throw it into the water."

Xiao Dou Su was also very clever, upon hearing this, he immediately echoed, "I'll just boil the water!"

As he said that, he actually ran to the kitchen to boil water.

Chu Xuan picked up the little squirrel and followed him leisurely.

As time passed, the only sound in the kitchen was the sound of Xiao Dou Su adding firewood. The little squirrel, standing still, couldn't help it anymore. It even thought it could hear the sound of water boiling.

Chu Xuan just pressed its tail and remained motionless, as if it was really waiting for the water to boil before throwing it in.

I don't know how long it took, but I heard the child say, "My lord, the water is boiling."

At that moment, the little squirrel felt that he heard the voice of the devil.

It finally couldn't bear it anymore and began to struggle violently. It's a pity that it is a little squirrel, how can it struggle out of the palm of a human being?

Seeing that he was about to be thrown into the boiling water, the little squirrel finally couldn't help begging for mercy. He tried his best to stand up and bowed to Chu Xuan. out of such an action.

Xiao Dou Su was stunned. Are the little squirrels so smart these days?

Then I thought that this squirrel can not only steal vegetables, but also sesame oil, can it not be smart?Xiao Dou Su's eyes suddenly became sharp, "My lord, the water is boiling, throw it away."

Little Squirrel: "..." Devil, this man is definitely a devil!

Chu Xuan smiled and said yes, and made a gesture to throw the little squirrel into the pot.

The little squirrel became anxious immediately, opened its mouth quickly, and spit out a juicy Chinese cabbage.

Xiao Dou Su looked at the Chinese cabbage, and then at the little squirrel, which was about the same size as the Chinese cabbage, with surprise on his face.

Chu Xuan was also very surprised. Of course he never thought of throwing the little squirrel into the pot. He just wanted to scare it. He didn't expect such a surprise.

but……

"Why do I see this Chinese cabbage looks like it's from my field?"

Xiao Dou Su's eyes suddenly became more fierce, and he viciously pinched the little squirrel's neck and shook it, "Spit it out, spit it out for me!"

The little squirrel was dizzy from being shaken by him, and spit out all the gadgets in the inventory.

Good guy, he is about the size of a mouse, yet he can swallow so many things, and when he spits it out, it piles up half of the hall.

Chu Xuan saw the vegetables and medicinal materials he was familiar with inside... Wait, isn't that dark thing the roasted taro of Xiao Dousu?

Sure enough, Xiao Dou Su almost died of anger when he looked at the roasted taro.

Originally it was not easy for him to get some food, but in the end, the hard-earned food was lost all the time, and he had no choice but to dig a hole in the ground and hide it carefully, so that he didn't get thieves again.

I thought it was stolen by a mouse, but it turned out to be a squirrel!How can this make Xiao Dou Su not angry!

Chu Xuan looked at the pile of collections, and was speechless. In addition to food, there were some messy things such as stones, and even rags. I seriously wondered if this guy took what he saw?