The real person was stunned for a second in front of this sudden scene.In front of him, the huge turquoise melon with a rebellious expression pressed down on him abruptly!
... By the way, Wogua also has a rebellious expression? ? ?Real people subconsciously think.
System: Is this the focus of attention at this time! !
【Wat melon】
[Description: One-on-one 1V1 senior players.There are two attack modes: one is to gather strength to strike hard, to achieve the effect of defeating the enemy with one move (however, if it is a powerful target, it can only cause a certain amount of damage).The second is to flatten the target and turn it into a paper man mode of varying time, but this function is harmless, and the target cannot be harmed in the paper man state. 】
[Status: The body of a standard turquoise melon, with a face that is always rebellious.But Mr. Wogua is not a serious plant, it just suffers from severe Wogua facial paralysis syndrome. 】
[Remarks: It will only take effect when you are close to the target, but after locking the target, the target cannot escape; there is a daily limit, and you can exchange up to five melons a day. 】
Shi Er quietly opened the door with the key that came with it, and saw the whole process of [compressed file] at the first sight when he pushed the door open.
——I saw a huge squint-eyed melon in front of my eyes, and forcibly changed the blue-haired curse spirit into a .zip format!
Shir: "??"
Facing this scene, the mature adult and well-informed Shier couldn't help being silent for a second.
He took two steps back, closed the door, and then pushed it open again!
In front of her eyes, the blue-haired curse spirit and the green melon disappeared, but Chihori had an extra piece of A4-sized humanoid paper in her hand, on which was the image of the curse spirit, with a shocked expression on her face.
Really - paper man mode! !
Shir: "???"
Chihori glued the real person on the sofa with glue, and said softly, "It's already here, don't rush away. Let's continue watching?"
Chiho Ri: [For strawberry milk, I have to let myself watch [-] hours of "Morality and the Rule of Law (Neon Version)" and "Pretty Cure" together with real people! ]
The real paper man: "."
There is no possibility of an answer at all!In other words, what is that thing-how can it really control him! !
The real person was actually surprised at first, but not worried. After all, he can change his body by shaping his soul. Even if his body is injured, he can recover quickly.In the same way, ordinary things can't trap him at all, he can change his body structure to escape.
But what he never expected was that when the squash came, he couldn't dodge it no matter what, and was compressed into a compressed file forcibly!
In the paper man mode, it seems that he can no longer fabricate his own soul, so naturally he can't get rid of this situation.
So I could only be glued to the sofa and was forced to watch "Pretty Cure" on TV.
Real person: I have never been so outrageous in my life.jpg
System: [This is the so-called "those who harm others will eventually be harmed"! 】
At the door, Shi Er's parents also fell into a short-term sublimation of thinking.But the moment Chihori turned his gaze, he quickly came back to his senses.
Shi Er didn't intend to evade, so he said directly at this time with a calm posture: "When did you notice me?"
"When you were following me?" Chihori replied.
In fact, to be precise, the system discovered and informed her.
Shi Er paused in his heart, and the speculation just now turned into reality—the girl had indeed discovered her existence long ago.
I really didn't expect... Shi Er didn't think it was his own level of degradation, so this showed that the silver-haired girl in front of him was more capable than he imagined.
The weak appearance, perhaps just a superficial appearance?
Shi Er laughed lowly: "It seems that I really don't need to come." He raised his eyelids lazily, "The thing like a melon just now is a special kind of magic tool?"
As a person with 0 magic power, Shier usually likes to use various magic tools to cause damage to the magician.What I saw just now naturally deeply aroused Shi Er's interest.
He quickly discovered the use value of it, nodded and said: "How much is it, give it to me?"
The silver-haired girl in front of her turned her face: "This..."
Before Chiholi could answer, Shi Er quickly added another sentence: "—Oh, let's make it cheaper. In order to come to see you, I have pushed off a task this time, and there is still a large amount of liquidated damages to pay , there is nothing left."
He had a magnetic voice and spoke in a rather casual tone.
Chiholi blinked, and said seriously: "This... it doesn't look like a melon, it is a melon."
Shir: "."
So the point of the answer is here! !
Shi'er took a deep breath, and was about to say something more, when the piece of paper stuck to the sofa suddenly exploded, and the blue-haired curse spirit was successfully decompressed!
Wogua's compressed paper man's time is random, this time it only lasted for about 1 minute.
Zhenren was also surprised by his sudden recovery. He didn't intend to fight, so he quickly took a few steps back——
Chiho Ri looked back and exclaimed: "Ah, my sofa leather!!"
Real person: "?"
The real person stretched out his hand a little, only to find a piece of sofa leather stuck to his back.
——Just now Chiho Ri used glue to glue the paper man to the sofa, and when it was restored to its original state, the strength of the separation also tore off the glued sofa cover.
The real person's expression distorted for a moment, his expression was cold for a second, and then turned into a smiling and murderous attitude: "... I underestimated you, I didn't expect you to have such a special spell in your hand."
Yes, the real person thinks that it is a special kind of magic tool that cannot detect the existence of magic power.
"I admit, I admit, you are the winner this time, but I feel that the situation is more fun!" The real person raised a smile, pulling the vertical and horizontal sutures on his face, "Don't be too happy...You Lemei .”
System: [A Youlemei broke all the atmosphere! ! 】
Chihori blinked: "You're right, I can't be happy right now."
Then, out of nowhere, I took out a turquoise melon again!
Zhenren knows how powerful this thing is, not to mention that there is a black-haired man standing beside him - he chooses to evacuate decisively, and at the same time prepares to take out the cyborg for the final destruction and defense.
However, before he could move, a streak of silver suddenly approached, and Chihori approached him even faster, and the melon in his hand had already been raised high!
At the very last moment of the squashing mode, Chihori hugged the squash with her hands, stopping its last-minute downward momentum, and could barely stick to the real person's back!
However, the real person found himself unable to move at all - as if he had been cast a hold spell.
Real person: "??"
Chiho Ri raised a smile: "The card bug was a big success~"
The third application method of Chiho Li's exploration version of Wogua - stuck bugs!
As long as the melon is not completely smashed, it will continue to be in a state of locking the target, which is equivalent to the cast of the hold technique!
The system's tactical retreat: [...No, how can I still get stuck with bugs!How can you explore like this! ! 】
Chiho Ri: [I, the little expert who creates miracles (dog head holding sunflower.jpg)]
The lock under the card bug is more convenient to fix the target than the irregular paper man mode.
Of course, like the squishing mode, the target cannot be damaged by attacks in this state.
But Chiho Riri didn't intend to attack the real person at all, she just wanted to pull him to finish watching "Morality and the Rule of Law" and "Pretty Cure" for a specified period of time, so as to meet the conditions for exchanging strawberry milk formula.
The only shortcoming is probably that someone needs to keep holding the melon to stop its momentum and prevent it from actually smashing down.
Chihori pondered for a second, then looked back at Shier.
She paused for a second, raised her eyebrows and said, "What?"
Chihori's green eyes were bright and beautiful: "You said just now that you still have a large amount of liquidated damages to pay? I'll pay for it for you, okay? Help me maintain this posture and give me a hug."
Shi Er frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple.
But he still stepped forward to take over Wogua first, and then asked sideways, "Then?"
"Then keep holding it, wait until you watch 50 plus 50 hours of TV in a row, and you'll be fine! You can watch it together, it's so good!"
Shir: "."
Shi Er: "...meaning, I want to keep holding Wogua like this for about five days??"
Chihori coughed and tilted her head: "We can change shifts when we eat and go to the bathroom."
Shi Er's indifferent face: "Impossible—"
"I'll be responsible for three meals a day while you're holding me in your arms for the past few days. I'll pay the liquidated damages, and I can add more money, even ten times as much."
Shir: "—it's impossible not to think about it."
System: 【...Do you really want to stick with squint-eyed melon for five days? Daddy——! ! 】
Shi Er: Why not, of course you can add money.jpg
Chiho Li said angrily: [What's wrong with Wogua, how can you discriminate against Wogua!Wogua facial paralysis syndrome is not contagious! ! ]
The real person locked in the card bug: "..." Everyone cares about Shier and Wogua, but no one cares about me, right? :D
Super Curse Spirit-Classic emoticon package made by real people: I will kill you all when I get out! .jpg
System: [...the panda head holding the railing of the prison is substituted without any sense of disobedience! 】
... By the way, Wogua also has a rebellious expression? ? ?Real people subconsciously think.
System: Is this the focus of attention at this time! !
【Wat melon】
[Description: One-on-one 1V1 senior players.There are two attack modes: one is to gather strength to strike hard, to achieve the effect of defeating the enemy with one move (however, if it is a powerful target, it can only cause a certain amount of damage).The second is to flatten the target and turn it into a paper man mode of varying time, but this function is harmless, and the target cannot be harmed in the paper man state. 】
[Status: The body of a standard turquoise melon, with a face that is always rebellious.But Mr. Wogua is not a serious plant, it just suffers from severe Wogua facial paralysis syndrome. 】
[Remarks: It will only take effect when you are close to the target, but after locking the target, the target cannot escape; there is a daily limit, and you can exchange up to five melons a day. 】
Shi Er quietly opened the door with the key that came with it, and saw the whole process of [compressed file] at the first sight when he pushed the door open.
——I saw a huge squint-eyed melon in front of my eyes, and forcibly changed the blue-haired curse spirit into a .zip format!
Shir: "??"
Facing this scene, the mature adult and well-informed Shier couldn't help being silent for a second.
He took two steps back, closed the door, and then pushed it open again!
In front of her eyes, the blue-haired curse spirit and the green melon disappeared, but Chihori had an extra piece of A4-sized humanoid paper in her hand, on which was the image of the curse spirit, with a shocked expression on her face.
Really - paper man mode! !
Shir: "???"
Chihori glued the real person on the sofa with glue, and said softly, "It's already here, don't rush away. Let's continue watching?"
Chiho Ri: [For strawberry milk, I have to let myself watch [-] hours of "Morality and the Rule of Law (Neon Version)" and "Pretty Cure" together with real people! ]
The real paper man: "."
There is no possibility of an answer at all!In other words, what is that thing-how can it really control him! !
The real person was actually surprised at first, but not worried. After all, he can change his body by shaping his soul. Even if his body is injured, he can recover quickly.In the same way, ordinary things can't trap him at all, he can change his body structure to escape.
But what he never expected was that when the squash came, he couldn't dodge it no matter what, and was compressed into a compressed file forcibly!
In the paper man mode, it seems that he can no longer fabricate his own soul, so naturally he can't get rid of this situation.
So I could only be glued to the sofa and was forced to watch "Pretty Cure" on TV.
Real person: I have never been so outrageous in my life.jpg
System: [This is the so-called "those who harm others will eventually be harmed"! 】
At the door, Shi Er's parents also fell into a short-term sublimation of thinking.But the moment Chihori turned his gaze, he quickly came back to his senses.
Shi Er didn't intend to evade, so he said directly at this time with a calm posture: "When did you notice me?"
"When you were following me?" Chihori replied.
In fact, to be precise, the system discovered and informed her.
Shi Er paused in his heart, and the speculation just now turned into reality—the girl had indeed discovered her existence long ago.
I really didn't expect... Shi Er didn't think it was his own level of degradation, so this showed that the silver-haired girl in front of him was more capable than he imagined.
The weak appearance, perhaps just a superficial appearance?
Shi Er laughed lowly: "It seems that I really don't need to come." He raised his eyelids lazily, "The thing like a melon just now is a special kind of magic tool?"
As a person with 0 magic power, Shier usually likes to use various magic tools to cause damage to the magician.What I saw just now naturally deeply aroused Shi Er's interest.
He quickly discovered the use value of it, nodded and said: "How much is it, give it to me?"
The silver-haired girl in front of her turned her face: "This..."
Before Chiholi could answer, Shi Er quickly added another sentence: "—Oh, let's make it cheaper. In order to come to see you, I have pushed off a task this time, and there is still a large amount of liquidated damages to pay , there is nothing left."
He had a magnetic voice and spoke in a rather casual tone.
Chiholi blinked, and said seriously: "This... it doesn't look like a melon, it is a melon."
Shir: "."
So the point of the answer is here! !
Shi'er took a deep breath, and was about to say something more, when the piece of paper stuck to the sofa suddenly exploded, and the blue-haired curse spirit was successfully decompressed!
Wogua's compressed paper man's time is random, this time it only lasted for about 1 minute.
Zhenren was also surprised by his sudden recovery. He didn't intend to fight, so he quickly took a few steps back——
Chiho Ri looked back and exclaimed: "Ah, my sofa leather!!"
Real person: "?"
The real person stretched out his hand a little, only to find a piece of sofa leather stuck to his back.
——Just now Chiho Ri used glue to glue the paper man to the sofa, and when it was restored to its original state, the strength of the separation also tore off the glued sofa cover.
The real person's expression distorted for a moment, his expression was cold for a second, and then turned into a smiling and murderous attitude: "... I underestimated you, I didn't expect you to have such a special spell in your hand."
Yes, the real person thinks that it is a special kind of magic tool that cannot detect the existence of magic power.
"I admit, I admit, you are the winner this time, but I feel that the situation is more fun!" The real person raised a smile, pulling the vertical and horizontal sutures on his face, "Don't be too happy...You Lemei .”
System: [A Youlemei broke all the atmosphere! ! 】
Chihori blinked: "You're right, I can't be happy right now."
Then, out of nowhere, I took out a turquoise melon again!
Zhenren knows how powerful this thing is, not to mention that there is a black-haired man standing beside him - he chooses to evacuate decisively, and at the same time prepares to take out the cyborg for the final destruction and defense.
However, before he could move, a streak of silver suddenly approached, and Chihori approached him even faster, and the melon in his hand had already been raised high!
At the very last moment of the squashing mode, Chihori hugged the squash with her hands, stopping its last-minute downward momentum, and could barely stick to the real person's back!
However, the real person found himself unable to move at all - as if he had been cast a hold spell.
Real person: "??"
Chiho Ri raised a smile: "The card bug was a big success~"
The third application method of Chiho Li's exploration version of Wogua - stuck bugs!
As long as the melon is not completely smashed, it will continue to be in a state of locking the target, which is equivalent to the cast of the hold technique!
The system's tactical retreat: [...No, how can I still get stuck with bugs!How can you explore like this! ! 】
Chiho Ri: [I, the little expert who creates miracles (dog head holding sunflower.jpg)]
The lock under the card bug is more convenient to fix the target than the irregular paper man mode.
Of course, like the squishing mode, the target cannot be damaged by attacks in this state.
But Chiho Riri didn't intend to attack the real person at all, she just wanted to pull him to finish watching "Morality and the Rule of Law" and "Pretty Cure" for a specified period of time, so as to meet the conditions for exchanging strawberry milk formula.
The only shortcoming is probably that someone needs to keep holding the melon to stop its momentum and prevent it from actually smashing down.
Chihori pondered for a second, then looked back at Shier.
She paused for a second, raised her eyebrows and said, "What?"
Chihori's green eyes were bright and beautiful: "You said just now that you still have a large amount of liquidated damages to pay? I'll pay for it for you, okay? Help me maintain this posture and give me a hug."
Shi Er frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple.
But he still stepped forward to take over Wogua first, and then asked sideways, "Then?"
"Then keep holding it, wait until you watch 50 plus 50 hours of TV in a row, and you'll be fine! You can watch it together, it's so good!"
Shir: "."
Shi Er: "...meaning, I want to keep holding Wogua like this for about five days??"
Chihori coughed and tilted her head: "We can change shifts when we eat and go to the bathroom."
Shi Er's indifferent face: "Impossible—"
"I'll be responsible for three meals a day while you're holding me in your arms for the past few days. I'll pay the liquidated damages, and I can add more money, even ten times as much."
Shir: "—it's impossible not to think about it."
System: 【...Do you really want to stick with squint-eyed melon for five days? Daddy——! ! 】
Shi Er: Why not, of course you can add money.jpg
Chiho Li said angrily: [What's wrong with Wogua, how can you discriminate against Wogua!Wogua facial paralysis syndrome is not contagious! ! ]
The real person locked in the card bug: "..." Everyone cares about Shier and Wogua, but no one cares about me, right? :D
Super Curse Spirit-Classic emoticon package made by real people: I will kill you all when I get out! .jpg
System: [...the panda head holding the railing of the prison is substituted without any sense of disobedience! 】
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