Xueba, he is always fishing for me [Rebirth]

The alleyway with incandescent light bulbs turned on is extraordinarily bright. Breaking free from the gray and black rainy night, the dim yellow warm light bulbs dotted with stars are covered with frosty mist.

It was very cold in the morning and evening after the fall in the north, and Ji Qingyan's hands were a little red from the cold. After entering the store, the proprietress stuffed a hot towel in his hand.

"Everything is in the cabinet over there, take what you want to eat, and count the bamboo sticks."

The boss gave them each a small tray.

Ji Qingyan couldn't be bothered to move, he was afraid of the cold, he was drenched in the rain just now, and now he is a little dizzy.He let Qiu Chi take it casually, and leaned against the corner to rest.He turned on his phone and saw that there were many unread messages on WeChat, all of which were sent by Su Wen.

A small bite of Susu:

[fire Fire! ! !Where are you! ! !Why aren't you home yet? ? ? ]

A small bite of Susu:

[I went to your house to ring the doorbell just now, but Aunt Sun said you were not here.However, my English homework is still waiting for your support! ! ! ]

It turns out that I don't know how to write English homework anymore, so why am I so excited?

Ji Qingyan continued to look down.

A small bite of Susu:

[Call Huo Huo! ! !Receive please answer! ! !Are you deliberately not replying to other people’s news/beating the table]

[I can't wait.jpg][The dog is barking.jpg]

[Hungry tiger pounces on food.jpg][Wild boar climbs tree.jpg]

A small bite of Susu:

[fire Fire! ! !Have you been kidnapped? ? ?If you are kidnapped, send me an exclamation mark, and I will rescue you immediately when I see it! ! ! ]

What a mess, those who didn't know thought their house was on fire again.

When Su Wen sent messages, the punctuation marks always popped out in threes and threes, which showed that his emotions were extraordinarily rich.

A small bite of Susu:

[By the way, Huohuo, I heard from Sun Zhen and the others today that although Qiu Chi from class 4 is good at studies, his personality seems to be very poor.He was in the Experimental High School in junior high school, he seemed to have done some dirty things, and then gave up our school where he was recommended. ]

[Be careful, I always feel that he is not a fuel-efficient lamp, don't get too close to ink, we are a good boy, don't play with fire like him. ]

Do dirty things?Jump the moat?

As for Qiu Chi's stupid appearance, he saw a few gangsters who didn't know how to fight, and only knew how to beg for mercy timidly.

Now he is angry when he thinks of Qiu Chi smiling at those killers, how can he smile so nicely at everyone?People's slaps are almost on your face!

Ji Qingyan looked at the news from Su Wen again, and felt even more useless.

Water and Fire:

[Already played. ]

A small bite of Susu:

[? ? ? ]

After replying, Ji Qingyan suddenly realized that the term "playing with fire" was a bit strange.

Am I not a fire myself!

Who is playing who? This is it!

A small bite of Susu:

[Who are you? ? ? ]

[I warn you, don't touch my brother! ! !Don't tear up the ticket, I'll pay you how much! ! !I promise not to call the police, just bring the money alone! ! ! ]

Water and Fire:

[I'm eating out with my classmates, don't go crazy. ]

A small bite of Susu:

[? ? ? ]

[It's strange to have to reply to the message. . .It turned out that someone was outside! ! !Tell me, which little vixen are you eating with]

Ji Qingyan ignored him, because a certain little vixen came back with a tray.

And this vixen is very sensible: "I don't know what you like to eat, so I took a little of each, and you can try whichever you like."

Su Wen was just joking just now, he couldn't guess that there was really a little vixen beside Ji Qingyan, who was helping him considerately at the moment.He was also frantically swiping the screen on WeChat, trying to blow Ji Qingyan out.

A small bite of Susu:

[fire Fire! ! !Are you still watching]

[Why don't you reply to messages again! ! ! ]

[How about my English today? ? ? ]

Ji Qingyan annoyed him a bit, so he unlocked it again and prepared to reply.

Water and Fire:

[Self-reliance. ]

[I believe you. ]

Su Wen:?

Do you listen to what people say?

"Hey, an autumn rain... a cold," Qiu Chi was sitting opposite him, putting skewered ingredients into the pot, "this kind of weather is suitable for eating this kind of steaming food. "

Then he took a big sip of the hot tea poured by the boss, and said happily, "I almost thought this was in Shanghai."

Ji Qingyan was still immersed in the topic of "playing with fire" just now, and casually added: "What does this have to do with Shanghai?"

Qiu Chi rested his cheeks to watch the rain outside the door: "Don't you think this rain is very similar to the day when Yiping asked the commander for money? It turns out that the dramas in the TV dramas are all true, and Grandma Qiong Yao didn't lie."

……

Ji Qingyan swore that he would be a fool if he picked up Qiu Chi next time.

But what made him even more puzzled now was another matter, which he forgot as soon as Qiu Chi interrupted him.

"Who are the people who troubled you just now? Do you know them?"

Qiu Chi shook his head with an innocent face: "How could I know them. Look at me, do I have any similarities with those people? I even wear my summer school uniform up to the top button."

"Oh, so those three people are jealous of your handsome appearance, right?" He had already figured out Qiu Chi's routine, this person would put gold on his face if he really seized an opportunity.

Qiu Chi seemed to have met a confidant: "Yes! You guessed it. Sure enough, a top student is smart."

Then Ji Qingyan performed a complete eye-rolling process for him with an expression of "do you think I'm stupid?"

"I really don't know. I've never met those three people before. I guess they just want to grab some money." Qiu Chi put the cooked ones on a plate and handed them to him. "Here, eat while it's hot."

Ji Qingyan ate very slowly, and he was picky and picky. He ate the Chuan Chuan Xiang as if it were Western food. Eating in front of him made Qiu Chi feel that everything around him was more advanced.

"Ji Qingyan, I just finished answering your question. Reciprocity, should you answer me too?"

"What do you want to ask?" Ji Qingyan looked at him.

Qiu Chi raised his chin slightly and asked him, "Why do you want to sit at the same table as me?"

Ji Qingyan cursed silently in his heart, if it wasn't for this idiot who insisted on jumping into the river, he wouldn't have spent so much thought: "I'm willing, you care about me?"

"This is your business, of course I don't care about it." Qiu Chi spread his hands and said, "But aren't you afraid that your grades will plummet from now on?" He even deliberately emphasized the last few words.

Ji Qingyan would not be fooled. He put the teacup heavily on the table and said, "It's better for you to worry about yourself. I will surpass you in the midterm exam."

"So confident?" Qiu Chi threw some food into the pot again, "Then I'll wait and see."

Ji Qingyan ignored him, but continued to eat.

He shaved off all the fat on the meat and put it in his mouth only after making sure there was no fat.I ate a few skewers of the non-spicy one, but didn't move the spicy one.The dish only ate the core of the cabbage and the top half of the leaves of the chrysanthemum chrysanthemum, and the rest was piled up on the other corner of the plate. It felt like there was more than what was left in the mouth.

This is not a picky eater, it's just a picky thing.

If it was Tang Haoyang, Qiu Chi would probably put the whole shabu-shabu in his mouth.

Qiu Chi asked him, "Not to your taste?"

"The meat is too fat, and the thin part is hard. The vegetables are a bit old, and only the leaves are barely edible." Ji Qingyan commented objectively, "It's not that it doesn't suit the taste, it's just that it's not delicious."

……

"Understood." Qiu Chi sighed, and put the leftover vegetables on his plate.

Ji Qingyan reached out to block it: "What are you doing?"

"Although it's not tasty, it's shameful to waste it." He squinted his eyes and smiled, looking a bit malicious.

Qiu Chi's eyes are big, and the eyelids are obviously double. When he smiles, his eyes look like two crescent moons. Although his lips are thin, their color is pink and beautiful. Just after eating spicy food, the color becomes even brighter. some.There is a small mole under the corner of his mouth on the right side, the color is very light, like caramel that was eaten secretly stuck to the corner of his mouth.

Very cunning, really like a little vixen.

However, I didn't expect the little vixen to say evil words: "You are really difficult to serve...you are like a rich lady."

Sure enough, the fox is not a good thing.

Ji Qingyan resisted the urge to hit him: "Say it again."

Qiu Chi repeated without fear of death: "Big, young, sister."

Then Ji Qingyan made a move.

But Qiu Chi didn't obediently wait to be beaten this time, because the temperature of Ji Qingyan's hands was obviously not normal.

He put the back of his hand on Ji Qingyan's forehead: "Your head is so hot that it can be a baby warmer. Let's go, I'll take you to the hospital."

Ji Qingyan pushed his hand away: "You don't need to worry about it."

"I don't," Qiu Chi snorted softly, "I'll just care, are you angry? Big, little, sister."

Ji Qingyan gritted his teeth, wishing he could eat this fox alive: "Qiu Chi, you're looking for death..."

Qiu Chi didn't care whether he wanted it or not. After paying the bill, he borrowed an umbrella from the boss, and dragged Ji Qingyan to carry it on his body.

"Oh, you're really a young lady, she fell ill after being exposed to the rain for a while," he pouted, and whispered, "Delicate."

"You!" Ji Qingyan bared his teeth and claws in anger.

He was really not feeling well just now, although he was angry at this moment, but he didn't have the strength to make a fuss.

"Don't make a fuss, it's not easy to take a taxi around here, but I know the nearest hospital is within 5 minutes' walk." Qiu Chi put the umbrella in Ji Qingyan's hand, and then squatted down by himself, "I suggest Ji Qingyan The eldest lady obediently let me carry it, and we will arrive at the hospital in 5 minutes, and we will get you some medicine after your fever goes away. You are the one who suffers because you can’t get to the hospital because of the fuss, so there’s no need to compete with yourself.”

Seeing that Ji Qingyan didn't speak, Qiu Chi said exaggeratedly: "You don't want to burn your head out, don't you mention the midterm exam after it's burned out, maybe you won't even pass the junior high school exam soon."

Ji Qingyan weighed the pros and cons, and reluctantly laid down on Qiu Chi's back.With one hand resting on his shoulder, the other held an umbrella.

Qiu Chi stood up: "Let's go!"

After arriving at the hospital, the doctor gave him an antipyretic injection, and then prescribed some antipyretic medicine for him.

Ji Qingyan got the injection, and the feeling of dizziness became more obvious.

He was a little thin, and he was malnourished for a long time when he was a child. Over the years, he has improved a lot, but he is still prone to some minor problems every day.For example, you will have a fever after being exposed to the rain, and you will catch a cold if you forget to wear socks.

Qiu Chi took the medicine from the medicine window, and then went back to the corridor to pick him up.Ji Qingyan was quite reluctant. He didn't like injections, he didn't like taking medicine, and he hated the hospital even more. The smell of disinfectant in the hospital was really uncomfortable.

He had a stinky face, while Qiu Chi was seriously holding the medicine and umbrella.

Not far away, two people saw this scene and made groundhog noises in shock.

Tang Haoyang and Lu Peng smeared ink for a long time after eating skewers. Seeing that they missed the time for night self-study, they didn't rush to leave. The two of them were in high spirits in the rain, but they saw Qiu Chi and Ji Qingyan from afar.

"Student master and student god!"

Tang Haoyang looked terrified: "Why did the two of them appear in the hospital together?"

Lu Peng said: "Do you still need to ask? It must be Xueba who sent Xueba to the hospital. You forgot why Xueba came to our class in the first place."

Tang Haoyang suddenly realized again.

艹

Has the god of learning finally ushered in his fatal disaster!

Man, what a thrill.

Then the two of them sprinted back to school at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint.

In QQ, a group message called "Sixth Middle School News Writing Office - Class 4 Branch" instantly jumped to 99+

That is the class group of their class.

Class 4 is very good at playing. The nicknames in the class group are all title party style, and I can’t remember who started it first. Anyway, every time we chat, the group chat page is very exciting.

The 750-point genius boy Tang Haoyang was born 【Tang Haoyang】:

[Fuck!Can you believe it, I went to eat skewers with Africans just now, and bought spicy sticks by the way, and guess what we saw! ]

Sun Ming's refusal to raise his son Lu Peng sparked controversy: It is in vain to be a father! 【Fatty】:

[If you fart, let it go, don't hold back]

The No. [-] Middle School of the city issued an emergency suspension notice today [Sister Goose]:

[That’s right, how uncomfortable it is to suffocate to death]

Sun Ming's refusal to raise his son Lu Peng sparked controversy: It is in vain to be a father! 【Fatty】:

[What's the matter with you?Let’s go when you’re halfway through, @路彭子子 Come on and tell Dad what happened]

NH4Cl was distraught and decomposed on the spot, and no one survived [Lu Peng]:

[Go away!Laozi is your father]

fat man:

[Eh!son]

Tang Haoyang:

[We saw Xueshen and Xueba at the entrance of the hospital!Xueba's face is particularly ugly, and Xueshen is still holding a bag of medicine in his hand, isn't that obvious? ]

fat man:

[Depend on!Could it be that Xue Shen was sent to the hospital? ]

Sister Goose:

[It must be, otherwise how could they appear in the hospital at the same time. ]

fat man:

[Oh my God, someone finally sanctioned him.Why don't you take me with you! ]

Sister Goose:

[Silently lights a candle for the god of learning]

Smile:

[Silently light a candle for the god of learning +1]

Tang Haoyang:

[Silently light a candle for the god of learning +2]

……

Monitor Lin Ting:

[Silently light candles for the god of learning+n]

Seeing Qiu Chi here, he slowly put out a cute question mark.

Are you all right?

Do you need me to pay for you to buy yomei?

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The author has something to say:

In the first and second grades of high school, we really all used QQ (yelling super loudly!

I also forgot what was the reason in the first place, everyone changed their group nicknames to Super Title Party in the QQ group.When I was writing this chapter, I went back to the QQ group where no one had spoken for a long time and took a look. Basically, what I wrote in the article was taken from the funny nicknames of my friends.

I also found some funny names that are almost outrageous, mixed with class slang or content that cannot be broadcast. I can’t help feeling that everyone had so many brains in high school.