Xueba, he is always fishing for me [Rebirth]

Ji Qingyan remembered that in the afternoon, the aunt at the bean juice shop seemed to say that this stuff was more irritating to the stomach.

"Then...do you still drink?" he asked Qiu Chi.

But don't really throw up at night after drinking.

All kinds of bright and beautiful wines, after entering the stomach, will become a mess when they come out.What's more, the appearance of this thing itself is very "messy"...

Ji Qingyan realized later, and quickly began to dissuade him: "Why don't you stop drinking."

In the middle of the night, the sky is bright and colorful, but no one cleans it up.

"Stop drinking, listen to Brother Yan!"

Tang Haoyang pointed to the big bag: "But it's such a waste..." He seemed to have thought of something suddenly, and his eyes widened immediately, "Now I feel that there is one thing that needs it more."

Qiu Chi squinted his eyes and showed a smile, "That's right, after all, that store is well-known, and people come here every day, it's a pity not to try it."

Tang Haoyang made a gesture of raising his gun: "Is that what I mean?"

"BINGO!"

"You're really a wimp."

Qiu Chi gave a "tsk" sound, and said, "I'm not going to take the blame, I'm clearly being bad."

These two are good brothers who grew up together, and they act together when they are wicked and smokey, and they have a very high tacit understanding in this kind of thing.

"When I was at your instant noodles last time, did you have a soup treasure left?" Tang Haoyang asked him, "You didn't throw it for me, did you..."

Qiu Chi opened the small cabinet and looked at the thick soup Tang Haoyang left with him last time: "There are two more, one with mushrooms and one with old hen soup."

"Hey..." Tang Haoyang looked disgusted, "That mushroom one is not tasty, let's use the mushroom one."

Ji Qingyan looked at these two people busy at the side, and asked in puzzlement, "What do you two want to do?" It was like playing a charade.

Qiu Chi smirked and said, "Secret..."

The three of them returned to the self-study classroom, and Xiong Yue was standing in the middle of the classroom, delivering his educational speech with his belly outstretched.

Seeing the three of them come in, he switched to the furious mode again: "I still know you're coming back, and you!" He pointed to Tang Haoyang, "Go to the dormitory and ask the two of them to come back for self-study, will it take 15 minutes? Happy Doudizhu is enough to play three Plate it!"

"Especially you, Qiu Chi, right? I've seen it all. You fell from the first place in the grade to the top ten." When the school started, he was the first in the grade to speak, and challenged him in public, and now he has suffered. Alright.

Speaking of this, he seemed to have been ignited to express his desire, and continued to criticize/fight one by one on this topic.

It was only half an hour before the night self-study was about to end when Xiong Yue finished his speech and sat in front of the podium to rest, playing Doudizhu and making Tieguanyin.

Qiu Chi took his exam paper, walked to the podium pitifully, and said to Xiong Yue: "Teacher, I didn't do well in the exam this time. I can't do one of the chemistry questions. Can you help me look?" He said He was very sincere, "You were right. I fell behind in this ranking because I didn't pay attention to my usual self-study."

Xiong Yue still remembered that this kid had demolished him a lot before, and now he finally knows how to give in.

Sure enough, young people still haven't been beaten by the society, not as good as a person who has gone through a lot of wind and waves.

Xiong Yue enjoyed the feeling of being chased by students to ask questions. He leaned on the back of the chair happily, and stretched out his hand to Qiu Chi: "Take a look at the questions."

The students sitting below were also stunned.

Who doesn't know that Xiong Yue taught physical education before he became the director. Asking him how he can do more pull-ups is more reliable than asking chemistry questions.

Although everyone is not in the same class, there are only forty or so boarding students in one grade. Everyone knows each other. No one knows that Qiu Chi is good at studying.

Even if you really don't know it, you can discuss it with the Ji Xueba next to you.

What a stimulus this is, he actually asked Xiong Yue to ask chemistry questions!

Xiong Yue was still complacent.

It's just a high school topic, and it must not be difficult for him, a college graduate.

As a result, when he took Qiu Chi's paper, he saw many kinds of organic matter densely packed like a honeycomb.

Hiss... the current high school topic is a bit interesting.

At this time, a person ran over clutching his stomach: "Teacher! I...I want to go to the toilet..."

Xiong Yue didn't bother to talk to Tang Haoyang, and the lazy donkey rubbed a lot of shit and piss, this kid can't make a big deal.

He curled his lips: "Go!" Then he continued to look down at the question.

Hiss... Are all the high school topics so strange now?

Why is it completely different from when he was in school?

He said to Qiu Chi, "You...you go back first and do homework for other subjects. I'll take a look at this question."

After Qiu Chi came back, Ji Qingyan asked him in a low voice: "Is that question difficult?"

"It's not difficult."

"Then why did you ask him?" Isn't this superfluous.

Qiu Chi laughed lightly and said, "Just wait and see."

After confirming that Qiu Chi had returned to his seat and started doing other homework, Xiong Yue quickly went to the app store to download Xiaoyuan Souti.Unexpectedly, the school's WiFi signal is too bad, and the download progress is stuck at 99%, but it just doesn't move forward.

Why are you always stuck in this life-and-death situation!

Xiong Yue switched from WiFi to mobile 4G again, but the download progress was lost, and he started all over again.After finally downloading successfully, he thought he could finally start searching for questions!

Already tapped to take a photo!

As a result, the APP suddenly prompted, please log in with your mobile phone number or WeChat account, please enter your mobile phone number and send a 1-minute verification code... After finally getting everything done, Xiong Yue found that this question could not be found at all.

Because the teacher of the school's chemistry group made the question himself!

Really amazing, tell me, there are already so many questions that can be used, are they too leisurely at work?

There is even the idea of ​​asking a question of my own...

Then Xiong Yue called Qiu Chi to the podium again under the watchful eyes of everyone, and he said in a straight voice: "This topic is very simple."

"Really?" Qiu Chi looked overjoyed, "Then you tell me quickly, I tried many methods but failed to do it."

"No! As a teacher, I want to cultivate your... ability to think independently!" Xiong Yue began to talk nonsense seriously, "You go back and think about it. If you really can't, just discuss it with your classmates. I don't believe it. Simple questions, none of you will know."

Is this the eloquence of the school director? He doesn't blink when he tells nonsense.

Qiu Chi thought to himself, if I hadn't just seen a little ape search question on your phone, maybe I would believe it now.

After sending Qiu Chi away, Xiong Yue had lingering fears in his heart, so he decided to drink Tieguanyin to calm his shock.

As a result, he felt the taste of the tea, which suddenly smelled a little subtle.

Maybe I was too nervous when I made up the nonsense just now, and there is something wrong with my sense of smell.Xiong Yue comforted himself like this, and then gulped down a few gulps.

……

A smell of salty mushrooms mixed with tea leaves, it is still a bit sour in the mouth.

Yue!

What happened to his Tieguanyin!Why did he suddenly become a clay bodhisattva?

Because he made too much noise in front, the students below raised their heads one after another.Xiong Yue tried his best to keep calm and left the classroom with his cup.The instigator, Tang Haoyang, took the opportunity to rush to the podium, and took back Lu Peng's seized mobile phone.

After Lu Peng regained the phone, he asked the people next to him, "Can I put it in my bag?" He was afraid that Xiong Yue would find out that the phone was gone later and would come to look through his schoolbag.

Ji Qingyan opened his schoolbag: "Leave it here! You take off the phone case, and even if you find it, I'll say it's mine."

"No, we are all in the same class." Tang Haoyang was a little anxious, "Let's find someone from another class."

Da Zhuang asked: "How about you put it in my bag?"

A female student in Da Zhuang's class said: "Let me go, Xiong Yue can't even turn over our girls' schoolbags."

Everyone here expressed anger at Xiong Yue's behavior of confiscating the mobile phone and not returning it, but dare not speak out.But for things like hiding mobile phones, everyone is still very happy to help.

Lu Peng gave her his mobile phone: "Thank you...Thank you..."

Xiong Yue didn't come back until about 10 minutes later, he was a little puzzled, why did the tea go sour for no reason.The key is that after brushing several times, there is still a faint smell in this cup.

He was slowly recalling the past, and saw that the podium was empty: "Where is the mobile phone I just put away?" Xiong Yue walked to Lu Peng's seat, "Did you take it back by yourself?"

Lu Peng said: "I didn't take it, I just sat here."

Sitting in the back two rows, a male student whose mouth was very similar to Qiu Chi said: "Director Xiong, I can also testify! He was sitting in the seat just now."

"Did I ask you?" Xiong Yue didn't believe these children's nonsense, and said directly to Lu Peng, "I'll give you another chance and give me the phone."

"If you don't believe me, see for yourself!" Lu Peng directly opened his schoolbag, and there was nothing in it except books and a few packs of facial tissues.

Tang Haoyang kept looking this way uncontrollably, and Xiong Yue began to become suspicious of him: "Why do you keep looking here? Did you hide it?" He started looking through Tang Haoyang's schoolbag again.

It's okay if you don't look through it, but after looking through it, you find that there are not many exercise books in Tang Haoyang's schoolbag, and there are quite a lot of odds and ends.Small combs, lip balm, hand cream... There are even small rubber bands, the level of sophistication is estimated to be inferior to many girls present.

...Although I don't know what his little rubber band is for.

But Xiong Yue also saw a half box of unused soup treasure in his bag, with "mushroom flavor" written on it.

Reminiscent of the mushroom smell in the cup just now...

He sniffed the unused thick soup treasure, except for the mushroom smell, it was a little rancid.

Can't go wrong!

It's just this ghost smell, he hasn't cleaned it off for a long time!

"You two!" Xiong Yue was so angry that he couldn't find the phone, so he had to vent his anger through preaching, "I found out that you children are disrespectful and have no discipline..."

Spitting stars are flying up and down in the air.

"Teacher, it's time for night self-study." Qiu Chi shook his chemistry paper and said solemnly, "Please don't disturb our study."

Xiong Yue: "?"

It's like I'm the victim!

And it always feels like something's not quite right...

Xiong Yue saw that Qiu Chi had finished writing the chemistry problem that he couldn't find after taking photos for a long time.

The handwriting is neat and the steps are complete.

Xiong Yue was dumbfounded, wouldn't he know how?

Oh, it's no wonder that some people can successfully throw soup treasures in their water glasses. It turns out that the chemistry problem is just their trick.

One came up to grab his attention first, and the other pretended to go to the toilet, and took the opportunity to throw the spoiled bisque treasure in his glass as he passed by the podium.In the end, he took the phone back while he was out brushing the cups, really...

Xiong Yue looked at Qiu Chi's unlucky question, you can't do it, you are obviously playing me!

He was so angry that he called Chen Shu on the spot and started to file a complaint.

There is really no way to control the children nowadays, everything is upside down!

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