Boyfriend Meng A, from ancient times

In the car, Xiao Yang and He Shi exchanged the Huoshaoyun photos they took today. The content was nutritious and friendly. Seeing the harmonious relationship between the subordinates, the boss was very pleased.

But, why is Assistant Xiao He so obsessed with seeing friends? Usually, he would like to sit in the same seat as me in the car, but now he chats happily with Xiao Yang.

I regard him as the first, does he regard me?Scumbag.

"Brother Meng, this is you." He Shi handed me the phone.

Ah well, as soon as I finished reprimanding him, he thought of me as a "sex", which made me feel so hungry, and I would feel uncomfortable if I didn't talk to me for a minute.

I took the phone, and he took a picture of my profile with the help of Huoshaoyun.

Not to mention, my mountain roots and bridge of nose are pretty good, and I can invite Assistant Xiao He's lips to slide down the slide.

Our assistant Xiao He is versatile and very talented in taking pictures, so I asked Xiao Yang to help him open an account on a short video platform, and put up the ancient costume videos I took for him in Yuancheng before, and occasionally sent some of his own photos Photo.

Now that I thought of this, I thought about how the account was doing, but I got used to it, and I clicked on Weibo as soon as I lifted my finger.

It doesn’t matter if you make a wrong click, just exit, but before exiting, I used to click off the red dot in the message, and opened the message interface, but suddenly there were dozens of comments.

Um?My trumpet has never posted on Weibo, has it?

With doubts, I clicked in. It was a Tucao post I posted on Leibu Chaohua a few days ago, and I wanted twenty of them for a small umbrella.

Why, do so many people resonate with me?

I click in.

@真情流了的家庭人: Just made it up, why are gay men flirting all over the place now?

@吸气怪而和喜爱精量: 210 minus 95 equals 110, 110 divided by [-] equals [-], which is approximately equal to [-]. Don’t ask me what I’m talking about, I understand everything.

@给我甜: Why is there still a decimal point, the boss erased it?In other words, the blogger and friends used six? ?

@这个大木木给哥感想: Boss, don’t wipe out the zero on the room fee, hurry up and come to Chaohua to wipe away this scheming zero, it’s amazing to catch 1!

@我CP一夜八时: Blogger, where did I meet 1, it’s too strong, push it to me, it’s private.

@白鱼余瑜: Those of us who don’t have 1, what are we talking about here? They were just tricked into six sets. As for us, can we see six in a lifetime?

I thought I'd get the outrageous rants, and then I'd be able to join them in insulting unscrupulous businesses, venting my work stress and boring time.

but…

Why are they scolding me?

It can't be called scolding, they are all jealous of me, jealous that I have 1.

Hey, I do have 1.

"Brother Meng, what are you smirking at? It's a bit...wretched..." Xiao Yang put down his camera, pinched the legs of his glasses and looked at me.

When he said this, He Shi leaned over directly, wanting to look at my screen.

I definitely won't let him do this, so I hurriedly clicked wildly, trying to quit, but accidentally clicked on the relevant recommendation advertisement under Weibo, and another interface popped up.

Wearing G plugs, massage artifacts, non-ejaculation cakes

Wearable when going out, waterproof bass, 10-frequency vibration

There is still a moving picture on the interface, shaking.

He Shitie's head stopped, and he didn't sit back, and he didn't sit back.

And me, the whole person froze.

The director just told us not to be intimate before filming the scene in the stream, and when I turned around, a self-help toy appeared on the screen of my mobile phone. What would He Shi think?

Would he think that I know the taste by eating the marrow, I can't bear the coldness of being alone in an empty room, and it hasn't been long since the last time that I started shopping online to relieve my addiction.

Or do you think I want to give our already rich and colorful sports communication a little twist?

I'm so fucked up, any kind of "thinking" is not what I want, it's better to let him see it just now, anyway, those messy things are all said by netizens, they can't represent my thoughts.

No, I can't just sit and wait for death and lay the corpse of salted fish. The next venue has arrived, so I took He Shi to a hidden corner while the lighting teacher was still busy.

After coughing and coughing, I put the screen in front of He Shi and asked him: "Do you want to try this? It can't always be me at the bottom, right?"

Nice!I can't help but marvel at my wisdom again, I couldn't have come up with such a unique solution without the Baqiaolinglong brain.

In this way, my image has risen from a hunger and thirst 0 to a desire to become a serf and improve my singing to 0.5.

It's not that I can't stand loneliness, but I want to share happiness with him, boy, can you understand my hard work?

I looked up at him expectantly, and he looked down at me in frustration.

He: "Brother Meng, is it because I can't satisfy you? I feel that being close to me is not as good as being happy with a girl, so you want me to be inferior?"

Of course not, I'm just talking nonsense, I say countless nonsense every day to cover up my secret love, but he listens to it every time.

I stopped, "I'll just mention it casually, if you find it awkward, just pretend I didn't say it."

I want to leave, but he won't let me.

He pressed on both of my shoulders and looked out of sorts, sad and angry.

He: "Brother Meng is very wronged because the female lies under me, right? Brother Meng still likes girls at heart, doesn't he?"

No, of course not, I have already been turned off by him, I don't know how he got here because he was online, but I know there will be serious consequences if I don't explain.

I said embarrassingly: "No, I just thought of it suddenly. You know me, and it comes out as soon as you think about it."

"Then you're still dissatisfied with me." The strength in his hand relaxed a bit, "Then we... will end this relationship, and when I believe it, it will last forever, ready to go, and we will definitely be able to satisfy Brother Meng. "

???

God damn is ready to go, I made a big circle, just to clarify that I have no desires and dissatisfaction, and he made this circle for me again, and I am still fierce at midnight.

I hurriedly continued to talk nonsense: "Don't, don't, the body is important, you just talk like I'm tired today, I haven't thought about it, what should we do or what should we do."

It was dark now, and I waited for his reaction, but he lowered his head, unable to see clearly in the chaotic light.

This made me uneasy, and I moved closer, cupping his face.

His eyelids were still drooping, and he looked sullen.

He: "Do you like a man like a director? He is old and has a lot of experience."

This, this, why is it that the more you explain, the more you end up? After knowing that Xiao Yang is married, you point the finger at the director again?

It seems that in his heart, I am indeed an image of desire and dissatisfaction, otherwise he would not be able to see a man and think that I am going to cheat.

I haven't figured out how to reply him yet, and he cupped my face too, not warmly, but dragging my face to forcibly approach him.

He looked serious, "The director is about the same age as your father. A man in his 50s or [-]s may not be humane there anymore. He is not as good as me. Don't look for someone else."

Me: "...." I really thank him for the director.

Seeing that I didn't speak, he looked anxious, "As long as you don't find someone else, I...will be the next."

!!!

This can't be done!That picture is too beautiful, I don't want to see it!

I don't know why the topic is getting more and more restricted, and why he can promote himself in such a serious way, and finally it has developed into such a wicked way.

But I finally realized that the crux of the matter is that he really thinks, I think he can't do it.

Seeing his family's bankrupt expression, I really couldn't bear it. For the dignity of the princess as a man, I decided to die bravely.

I took a big step forward, knocked my head on his shoulder, and gritted my teeth, "You are so good, you are a fierce 1, I can't stand it six times, I don't want you to toss me all the time, so I want to find something else I want you to let me go."

The temperature froze, the air was still, and the dignity of the princess returned.

He stumbled, "Sure, really?"

I quickly smashed my teeth into powder, "Ah, really."

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