Boyfriend Meng A, from ancient times

Due to the fierce tiger attack last night, my tailbone was very painful, my shoulder blades were very painful, and the back of my head was also a little numb.

And because of my sleeping incident last night, although the director planned my upper body as a no-go zone, there are no regulations below the upper body, so my thighs are very sore, and my ankle bones are not very comfortable.

This morning is the scene of supporting actors and teachers. My scene is in the evening. The director wants to shoot our drunken scene when the fire is burning. He wants to complete the scene imagined in his mind.

So I still have time to regenerate.

Instead of bathing in fire, bathing in water, so I am soaking in the bathtub at home now.

This morning, before I woke up, the owner of the small hotel began knocking on the door forcefully, just as he said last night, counting.

I couldn't get up, it was He Shi who opened the door, I was nestled under the quilt, exhausted and had no time to pay attention to the annoying behavior of the boss knocking on the door early in the morning.

But when he started rummaging through the trash can with a disposable chopstick, I realized something was amiss.

I stood up slowly, He Shi wrapped me tightly with the quilt, "Brother, why are you flipping through that?"

The boss took it for granted, "Didn't I tell you the points? It's 20 yuan each."

"What?" My eyes widened for a moment, and the [unit price 20] posted on the drawer is not a box of [-], but a piece of [-]?

As expected, foreigners should not take their travels lightly. I couldn’t care less about the shame. I looked at the boss and said, “Brother, the price tag is so ambiguous. You sell Qingdao prawns, right?”

The boss's expression didn't change, "Young man, it's all your fault for not being careful, you said it was ambiguous, so why don't you just ask me one more question?"

"With all your pants off, I called you up to ask the price?" My face was full of disbelief.

He threw the chopsticks into the trash bag, "Then aren't you talking to me with your butt naked now?"

"I!"

Okay, I can't say no to him.

After sitting for a while, my waist became so sore that I leaned forward on He Shi's back, "How much is the total?"

The boss stood up and clapped his hands: "Plus the room fee, 210 five, give you a zero, two hundred and one, WeChat Alipay?"

I gritted my teeth and took out my mobile phone, seeing the money that had been scammed for no reason disappearing from my WeChat wallet, my heart was bleeding, and I secretly decided to post a Weibo on the trumpet later to expose this big-mouthed lion!

I lay on He Shi's back and didn't want to move. Within two seconds, the boss came back again, "If you don't go out at 07:30, the room will be renewed automatically. I'll give you a 75% discount, and the renewal fee is [-]."

I quickly looked, it was almost [-]:[-] the fuck!Profiteer!day your mother!money back!

I have limited mobility, so He Shi put on my clothes and left the room before 29:[-], and met the boss again on the corridor.

He chuckled, "It's really come out? Just kidding you, whose hotel checks out early in the morning."

If I hadn't been hanging on He Shi, I guess he would have rushed over to punch that boss.

Thinking of this, I am so angry again, oh yes!I haven't sent my Weibo to express my grievances yet!

I stood up slowly by supporting the edge of the bathtub, wrapped in the bathrobe and rushed to the kang, shook off a quilt, and circled myself in.

"Brother Meng, blow dry your hair." He came over with a hair dryer.

"No, the hair can be dried after a short cut."

He plugged in, "I know, I'm just worried that the quilt will get wet, you're holding my quilt."

Me: "..." I thank you.

I rubbed over to the side of the row, asked him to dry my hair while logging into the Weibo trumpet, opened the Thunderbolt Chaochao, and made complaints about the forum, I will post a post.

@我是小号 Do you believe it: [Super Topic] Lightning Protection

The blogger himself stayed in a hotel yesterday, Tiankeng.The blogger was eating on the first floor. My friend accidentally got drunk. The boss bought and sold my friend by force. He carried my friend to a small hotel (owned by their family) on the second floor. I couldn’t move my friend and was forced to stay.

20 words are omitted in the middle. In short, their family prepared a small umbrella in the bedside table, and put a price tag on it [unit price 20]. It is in a small box. Of course, the blogger thought it was 20 a box!As a result, the boss went directly to the door to count the points in the morning, saying that it was [-] points!

95 room, and finally charged me 210 yuan!Tiankeng, you must carefully make a strategy when choosing a hotel for travel, and I feel sorry for my 200 yuan. [cry]

After I finished posting, my hair was almost blown, "I can't get the quilt wet anymore, so I won't blow it." Said and moved aside,

He took me back with one arm and wouldn't let me go, "Since you've blown it, let's finish it, it's not too late."

I leaned back on his stomach, and he continued, "Don't worry, Brother Meng, we can just buy it ourselves and take it with us in the future."

"What?" I didn't understand.

The hair dryer suddenly stopped, I looked up at him, he scratched the tip of his nose, "Just...safety measures.

Me: "..., dry your hair honestly, don't think about those useless things."

He still carries it with him, but he can figure it out, who would carry this with him!If they fall out of the crew, they will lose their faces!

I have been poked through in public as a cupping volunteer, so I don't have much face to lose!

The hair dryer was turned on again. I lowered my head and continued to play with my phone. It’s almost nine o’clock now. People at work can start fishing, and those at home are starting to wake up. I refreshed the homepage of Weibo, and sure enough, new content appeared.

But it's better not to brush it out.

@三号木桐33: Boyfriend!It turns out that Junjun really likes boys!It turns out hwzmszd? ? ! //@Patient Jiayutian Shen: Isn’t this Junjun! //@江江酱: It turns out that my brother is a star! [Picture]//@江江酱: Sorry sisters, it was a misunderstanding, my brother’s boyfriend was drunk, and threw him to our side after making a fuss, my brother is very nice, let’s break up.

@cx听文继续笔hit: Sister, it’s He I who became Meng BE, right? The man on Junjun has short hair, not Xiao He, whoop, my cpbe [big cry] X3

@白马巷堂: Just a passer-by, just ask if you don’t understand, why haven’t I been a Meng for a long time?They were all photographed meeting their parents, and it's only been a few days, broke up?

@最喜欢作攻了了: Impossible, is it a seamless connection so soon?Xiao He is so miserable.

@帅特姐姐看我: What a seamless connection, a few days ago Meng Jianjun’s new movie was launched, and Xiao He was still playing beside him, this is two boats, right?Hurry up and send it to the hot search!

@都给me笑: cpf expressed support, I had no candy for a few days, and sent it to the hot search hot search Befa Weibo, if it’s not a big knife, it’s a big candy, jm!Haha~

It's getting more and more outrageous, and it's getting more and more outrageous.

But among these outrageous remarks, I accurately grasped the keyword "two boats".

The director said, homosexuality is fine, but you can’t be in three boats, and I don’t think the director will let me down to two. I have to clarify this right away.

But it's not on the hot search now, so I rashly clarified it and expanded the situation.

But if I wait for the trending search to be published before clarifying, maybe there will be more people who believe the rumors than those who don’t. The negative impact has already been caused, and it’s useless to clarify.

What to do, what to do, I can't afford liquidated damages, and I want to know the spoiler of the movie, I can't let it go like this.

Got it!

I had an idea and suddenly thought of a wonderful method.

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The id collected yesterday is used

When there is still a need later, I will speak up at that time.