Boyfriend Meng A, from ancient times

"Meng Jianjun, don't you fucking know how to use a trumpet when you browse Weibo! You haven't seen a hot search in 800 years, right! Look at what you like!"

"Sister Ling, I was wrong, I was wrong, beautiful women don't swear, so calm down."

My agent, Zhang Ling, 43 years old, took me and a junior from the company at the same time, a junior in terms of time and a senior in terms of popularity.

Therefore, she can't say that she hates iron and steel when she sees that I am not pleasing to the eye, because in her evaluation system, I am just a piece of naked iron plate, which is still rusty.

"Who's that guy? You're really good, Meng Jianjun, ah, he's usually honest, but he's taking an acting class. Where are you acting? On the bed?"

She asked me like a cheating boyfriend, but didn't wait for my answer.

"Fucking father, you're so fun to play, do you know that your character is hardworking and down-to-earth?"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, sister Ling misunderstood! I am a straight man, straight!"

I put my mobile phone 30cm away from my ear, trying to find cases that can prove my sexuality, but unfortunately found that I have been a solo mother since Idol debuted.

Needless to say, before the age of 14, the hair is not fully grown. At the age of 14, it can be regarded as the beginning of love. My grandfather has a "female ghost sucking sperm", which has kept me from getting over it for two years.

After that, I plunged into the arms of the trainees and idols, abided by the rules and did not collapse the house, but I didn't seem to be much more popular than the collapsed house.

I can only state plainly: "Sister Ling, he's really not my boyfriend, we just met, and he's just joking with me."

The other end of the phone finally went silent, and I knew that Sister Ling must believe me, but she was a little angry because I caused trouble for the company.

next second.

"See you, tell me, tell me, he won't...is he really your son?"

"what?!"

I couldn't control my voice, He Shi was still sleeping when I answered the phone, I was afraid of disturbing him, so I went into the bathroom, now it's fine, I guess the bathroom can't stop my surprise.

What about trust?

"It's not Sister Ling, how ignorant am I to have such a big son?" I wanted to laugh when I said that.

"Now the child is developing well, and he can run 1.8 meters at the age of eleven or twelve," Sister Ling said.

"That's true, I'm fine with everything." I continued to explain, "Sister Ling, that's my buddy, we guys always call him daddy in jokes, why don't I post a Weibo...explain?"

"How many people can read your Weibo!"

"Isn't this a bit heartbreaking, sister?"

"That's enough, don't be poor." Sister Ling slapped the table on the other side, and I shook my body on the other side, and finally heard her sigh, "You wait, I will discuss it with the public relations."

beep--

The other end hung up the phone, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

I haven’t been on the hot search for a long time. The last time I was on the New Year’s Eve, #孟见君元年祝福# was stuck on the real-time rising hotspot. My mushrooms swiped all night, and finally got on the main list at 11:31. It disappeared at 11:40, and there was a lot of mourning in Chaohua.

Netizens should be merciful to my ambiguity. Sitting on the toilet, I plan to see the current direction of public opinion.

@君君的眉拍: Actually, it’s nothing, it’s not against the law for a young couple to have fun in private.

This eyelash student, although I am familiar with your ID and know that you are my mushroom, but I have to say that you pretend to be a passer-by, sorry I didn’t get a few more hot searches, and give full play to your ability to control the real-time square ability.

@创死西皮狗: I’ve said it long ago, it’s just the master’s task.

Ha, brother, I am familiar with you too, look at you.

@Address Bookbot: Lzhou snail powder, get a large coupon in the comment area ~ [picture] x9

Wow, you bot, you took advantage of my enthusiasm and became popular, and you actually accepted advertisements to make money!

After looking around, the good news is that not many people scold me, but the bad news is that they acquiesce that I am gay, so how can I find a girlfriend in the future? !

Moreover, everyone in the entertainment industry is surfing on 5G, and I have to go to the film crew tomorrow, how should I face it?Zhuo, destroy it.

I came out of the bathroom with drooping arms, and He Shi was already awake. Seeing that I was not in the right condition, he asked me, "Brother Meng, what's wrong?"

"You talk like sister Lin, why aren't you a woman?"

If he is a woman, then I will not be misunderstood as gay, and my peach blossoms still have hope of blooming.

"No, it's a good thing you're not a woman."

If he is a girl, then the current hot search term must be "Meng Jianjun's collapsed house", and the fan square must be full of my few remaining fans.

I raised my eyes to look at He Shi, he was inexplicably a little bit lost.

"Did my emotions affect you? Don't worry, I'm fine. Take a good rest today, and I have to help you recover your memory tomorrow!" I walked over quickly and sat next to him, "Why am I so powerful? , I can cure amnesia!"

Maybe it's because the first half of my life, no, the first third of my life was nothing, and being able to help him retrieve his memory gave me a sense of accomplishment, saving the time traveler, rounding up, I was going to save the earth.

"Brother Meng, do you want me to leave quickly?"

"what?"

"If I were a woman, would you wish me to leave later?"

"What kind of brain circuit are you dead child?"

He is only 19 years old, and today's father-son game, I changed his name out of excitement.I said why he was not very happy since he returned to the hotel. It turned out to be a misunderstanding.

"I don't want you to leave quickly, but I want you to go home quickly." I explained.

"There is no difference between the two." He was still not very happy.

"Tsk, of course there is a difference!" I shoved him without exerting any force, "The former is annoying you and wants you to leave, while the latter likes you and wants to help you."

"Of course, it's the kind of liking that I want to be friends with you." I am currently searching for sequelae, so I explained one more sentence.

His expression was a little loose.

I think I'm really good. If others look at his face, they will definitely feel that his face is paralyzed, but I can just see the change in his expression, even if the level of aloofness drops from 1.1 to 1.0.

Looking at him now, he doesn't look like a general at all. Sometimes, he can still see some 19-year-old shadows, but he is 19-year-old Mulan and Daiyu.

"As far as your brain circuit is concerned, have you ever won a battle?" I didn't care much, and asked casually.

"I was the champion of military affairs at the age of 15, and I went to the battlefield at the age of 16 until I was undefeated. At the age of 19..." When I was 19, I stopped, my eyes were blank.

"Didn't you remember it!" I almost jumped up happily.

"No." He denied, his eyes dodged, and he stumbled, "You, you asked me, I subconsciously answered this way, and when I realized it, I forgot."

"I don't remember it," he added.

"I see." I patted his head, "It's okay, take your time."

Touching people's heads is a small habit of mine. When I was young, my grandfather touched my head. When he was old and lying on the hospital bed, I touched his head.

After he left, I only dared to touch Xiao Yang's head. It was out of habit at the moment, and I realized that I shouldn't break ground on the general's head.

Just as I was about to take it back, the general suddenly held down my hand, and even secretly rubbed against it.

God, although in my eyes, he is a straight man, but this straight man is not that straight man, he is the straight one with a straight back.

Moreover, to me, the world he lives in is a world where gay men run all over the place. Because of the sequelae of popular searches, I feel that the atmosphere is gay.

I was a little stiff, "Well...you, why are you suddenly clingy, haha."

"Brother Meng." He looked up at me with pity in his eyes.

"Maybe it's because I believe the time is coming."

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(Reminder: The next chapter is not the letter period, the letter period is in chapter 12, don't disappoint your expectations haha)