Boyfriend Meng A, from ancient times

Director Wang: "You, give the audition actors a score out of 100. The score is based on your criteria for choosing a boyfriend. Since you want to act as a couple, you have to have feelings for each other."

Well, it's true, my grandfather is gay, and now he wants me to find a boyfriend actor for him.

I took the score sheet, and the stool next to me suddenly made a screeching sound as it rubbed against the floor. The director and I turned our heads together, and the sound came from He Shi.

He clenched his hands into fists on his knees, his knuckles were white, and the three big characters "unhappy" on his face were written in cursive.

The director may not be clear about his behavior, but I know it. It's a bed scene and a boyfriend, either because he is afraid that I will get mixed up, or because he is afraid that my girlfriend will be disqualified, and he will empathize with him halfway through.

But he doesn't know, what I like is him, the kind of love that cannot be shifted.

I stretched my arms and patted the back of his straight hand, then turned my head and smiled apologetically at the director.The director's expression was a bit intriguing, but he didn't say much, he just turned his head to greet the audition actors outside, and said, "Let's take a look first."

I put away the score sheet given by the director, and the first one that came in was the "one-eight-seven man" just now. Even if I died alone, I couldn't choose him as a boyfriend, so I decisively gave a negative score.

The director glanced at my wild "-100" and didn't say anything, just asked him to deduce how a villain can laugh.At the beginning of the performance, his handsome face was instantly frowned upon.

The director's eyes also brightened, and he wrote and drew on his own paper. I was afraid that he was my male lead, so I quietly glanced at it: the villain's trick.

not worried.

Then came in the second actor, or a local resident, who was tall and thin, but too thin, and he couldn't hold him comfortably, with a score of 59.

The third one has a rigid facial contour and looks like he is about to raise his fist for me. The feeling of oppression is too strong. Although his figure is not as good as He Shi's, it is still remarkable, with a score of 65.

The fourth one has big eyes and a small mouth, maybe one-tenth of the similarity to He Shi, but the nose is too small, so it’s not good at first glance. In terms of He Shi’s face, 75 points .

.........

Six, the hair quality is not released and looks comfortable to the touch.

No.70 eight, the curvature of the eyelashes has no explanation for its gentleness.

There are three No.90s, the length of the nails is unexplainable and looks pleasing to the eye.

In the end, at three o'clock in the morning, more than 120 residents had all auditioned. I checked my score sheet, and the highest score was 75, which didn't look good.

The director flipped through it, and kept saying, "It's like buying clothes. If you have a preset style in your heart, it's hard to buy any one if you don't see the exact same one."

Indeed, I knew exactly who I was thinking of when I heard the word "boyfriend".

If I had no one in mind, I might just want to buy a coat today.

But I pretended to be a man in my heart. What I want to buy today is a black and white padded jacket with graffiti answers on the back, letters on the chest, and invisible zippers.

Alas, it's better to listen to the director's opinion, I leaned over to look at the director's score sheet, some supporting actors have been settled, only the "male lead" on the top is still empty.

I'm a little sorry, the filming is about to start, and I don't have enough time to find an actor. I'm still so picky, so I can only point out the name of the guy with the small nose who doesn't look good, "I can feel more about this, or is it just him?"

Before the director could speak, He Shi’s stool squeaked again. The ear-piercing sound was comparable to a dental instrument. I gave him a slap in the face and told him to stay calm. , I can't see his front clearly from my perspective.

The director was still scrutinizing my score sheet, finally shook his head, and said in an affirmative tone, "It's not that you have feelings for him, it's that you're pulling out generals."

What he said is reasonable, what is the explanation, I think everyone is a fool, there is a real general in his heart, how can he pull out a fake general?

The director seemed to see through my thoughts, and put down the score sheet, "I'm not young, but it's not like I don't surf the Internet. The one you picked out looks the most like him among all the people."

As he spoke, he tapped the paper in He Shi's direction, "Is everything on the Internet true?"

I went, not only was he spotted, but also picked out by him.

Pick a boyfriend who looks like He Shi, will He Shi know that I like him, I violated the taboo of friends with benefits, will he still be willing to maintain a relationship with me?

And how should I answer this question?

Although He Shi and I have become friends with benefits, but we are not together, what is said on the Internet is indeed false.

But Xiao Yang is here, and we are lovers at Xiao Yang's place. If I don't recognize it, Xiao Yang can probably think that I am a flirtatious and scumbag.

But let’s say it’s true, we’re just friends with benefits, and if we admit it, He Shi will probably dislike him for being affectionate and terminate the relationship with friends with benefits.

Alas, there is no way to tell half-truths.

I was struggling in my heart, but the director got it wrong and comforted me: "It's okay, homosexuality is not considered negative news, it's not a big deal, as long as you... don't have promiscuous sex."

The director's eyes fixed on me, afraid that I would also be in the same boat. At the same time, He Shi was also staring at me, probably warning me not to be disqualified as a girlfriend.

I hurriedly explained, "No, no, I have no problems with my private life. I quit smoking and drinking too."

The director nodded and looked at me, "Then... who are you and this guy?"

When it was over, the question came back again, and I really didn't know how to answer it.Since I can't answer, then I will...

Help outside!

I turned my face away, looked for He Shi, and wanted him to answer. He defined us as he wanted, and I would not terminate the relationship because of any of his answers.

As a result, he seemed to be still angry and didn't look at me.

I had no choice but to bite the bullet and call him, "He Shi, we have nothing to do with each other."

After asking, I felt like throwing up. This tone, this wording, in the eyes of Xiao Yang and the director, who don't know the inside story, are like that little wife who is ashamed to tell the truth about her love, an embarrassing group.

He Shi finally turned his head to meet Director Wang's probing eyes and my begging eyes.

I hope he must choose one of his friends and lovers, don't talk about messy friends with benefits, otherwise I will become a negative news booker in the director's heart.

But he didn't look at me at all, and talked directly to the director, "I'm his boyfriend."

Ah, so he would answer like this.

I felt my heart beating violently. Even though I was very clear in my heart that this was a decency he gave to our secret relationship and to me in front of outsiders, I was still moved.

Unexpectedly, it turns out that I am a nympho.

The director rolled the two scoring sheets into cylinders and tapped them in the palm of his hand. He asked He Shi, "Can you cut your hair? It won't be too short. Now I see you are about the same length."

He Shi frowned slightly, a little confused.

The length of my hair probably just covers my eyes if I don't style it, but...why is this still a small talk?Don't the older generation look down on boys with long hair?

The director sighed, "It might not work if you don't cut it, the prototype of the male lead is about Jian Jun's length."

What do you mean, the director wants He Shi... to play the male lead?But he has never acted before, and he is very fond of his hair.

Immediately afterwards, the director took out an old photo, black and white, and handed it to He Shi, "Here, that's it, your appearance is quite suitable, so you don't have to watch Jian Jun and others in the scene Qingqing, me, me."

It should be because he was afraid that I would be tainted, and when he heard the words "Qingqing, I and I", his expression changed from reluctance to entanglement.

But I still don't think he will cut my hair for me, anyway, I still use it in the shower, it's not as precious as his hair.

But I guessed wrong.

He released the photo, "I'll cut it."