Boyfriend Meng A, from ancient times

The next morning, I woke up slowly, the bedside was empty, I deliberately didn't think about who should be on my right side, I touched my phone and looked, fortunately, it was after nine o'clock.

I rubbed my eyes, and a Weibo push suddenly appeared on the screen of my phone: @孟见君mjj you follow posted on Weibo~

ha?High imitation number...?It can't be exactly the same.

Thank you for the invitation, I'm in the hotel, I just woke up at nine o'clock, where can I post on Weibo?

Besides, my tuba is in the hands of He Shi, wait a minute... He Shi can't be slipping again, after all, he has a previous record of live broadcasting, and he is still mentally, physically, and mentally messed up and unstable period.

I clicked in with trembling fingertips, first because I was afraid of having to deal with gay public opinion again.I explained it with a clear conscience before. I can say that I am single, and He Shi and I are innocent, but now, although I am still single, I am...unclean.

Second, when I see my fingertips now, I think about what I did last night, what they did last night, what they were stained with, and who came from those unspeakable "what".

No matter how trembling I had to click in, I endured the poor signal from the hotel, and after three circles, I finally saw that Weibo.

@孟见君mjj: I have no intention of occupying public resources. Sorry for worrying everyone. I didn’t get used to it from Haicheng to Yuancheng. I had a fever at night. Xiao Yang couldn’t hold me, so I had to ask Xiao He for help. Please don’t speculate too much , and please look forward to the upcoming "Falling Sword Jue" and "Looking for Tracks".

Let's not talk about why "I" posted this Weibo, just look at the official wording, soulless language, blunt beginning and ending, and a whole public relations copy, for fear that others will not know that I did not write it myself .

Although its essence is public relations copywriting, since it is my account, it should be in my tone...

In the current situation of public opinion, regardless of the size of the incident, if you bring the sentence "no intention to occupy public resources", it is over, no one will believe it and people will scold it.

Especially in the case of buying a clarification hot search, what kind of hot search are you buying even if you have no intention of occupying it!

Trembling, I clicked into the long-lost hot search list again.

Hot search list 4: Why do I do Meng Jianwu absolutely? [Explosion]

Um?Why is it different from what I thought?The explanation on my Weibo also doesn't match up. Is the public opinion situation so optimistic?

I then flipped back.

Hot search list 23: He Wo Zuomeng's suspected hotel private meeting after the car earthquake

Rising real-time hotspots: Why should I be Princess Meng?

Rising real-time hotspots: He and I do Meng

I:"……."

It turns out that in the current environment of castrated public opinion, can the hot search terms be so explosive? These three terms are sitting side by side, why haven't the terms been clarified.

It's because I don't know good or bad anymore. Now it seems that it is very important to clarify the existence of the entry.

I took a few deep breaths before I had the courage to click into the 23rd entry. The hot one was a gossip marketing account that posted a video. It was He Shi who carried me out of the car last night. Just after the car was shaken, it was not enough to go to the hotel.

During the period, there were firewood and fire, hunger and thirst, dissatisfaction and other four-character adjectives that made me a "hunger and thirst 0" image. I really dare not think about what my mother will think of me next time I go home.

Clicking into the comment area, our affectionate teacher Chuangshi still guards me unconditionally, and my trumpet gave her a thumbs up.

@创死西皮狗: Junjun has a fever and feels uncomfortable. I have a boyfriend who got out of the car. Do you have one?Voice dubbing is so cheap, is it jealousy?

@猫胡藤: Pass it on, there is a marketing account that is jealous of Junjun having 1.

@This is not a coincidence: Pass it on, the marketing account is Damu Zero, it does not open all year round, and the chrysanthemums form cobwebs.

@universe周: Pass it on, find 1 online for the marketing account, +VX4677875 to watch exciting content.

Fortunately, Mr. Chuangshi's ability to lead the rhythm is still at a first-class level, and there are many unfamiliar ids speaking for me below. It seems that the number of supporting fans is not an illusion. I have to work harder.

Forget it, since the situation is fine and Sister Ling didn't call to bombard me, I won't bother myself.

I clicked on the first hot search in my life [Explosion], and found that the time of posting the hot one was last night. It seems that having a fever was really a mistake. Not only did I miss my Internet "explosion", but unfortunately I accepted He Shi Physiological explosion.

The video that He Shi and I took was moved from the short video platform to Weibo, and the screenshots were also trending on the short video platform.

Maybe because this is a hard-won positive trending search, or normal trending search, mushrooms seem to have not invested too much energy in controlling comments, and the following are free speeches of passers-by.

Most of them are boasting about what to explain.

Indeed, after He Shi put on the ancient costume, it seemed that his divine form had returned to his place. He knew swordsmanship, and with Feifei beautifying his movements, he was really handsome and beautiful.

Looking at the praise of him in the comment area, I feel like my family has a girl who has grown up, no, there is a son.

I can’t call out the princess to He Shi now, I can only call out Mr. Firestick, I don’t know how to face him now, is this me taking advantage of others, or is he taking advantage of me?

You can say that he is not a man. I had a fever, and he asked me to burn firewood for him. In the end, the responsibility was all pushed to me.

The small eyelids drooped, and the small mouth pursed, either "you won't bore me", or "I don't want to be your burden".

But yesterday he was a little different, strong, leading, and... obscene.

He said it nicely, and he forgot everything he said yesterday, as if he was doing it for my own good. At that time, I was led by the nose when I was so confused. Looking back now, didn’t I just throw it away when I was done using it?

In order to deceive me, he said almost eight hundred baskets of things, saying that this was just part of my promise to help him, half-truth and half-truth telling me that it is normal for them to ease the trust between friends.

I asked him, did he find a friend to solve it like this before?

He denied it again, saying that he didn't agree with it before, but after he came here, he read the briefcase I gave him and agreed again.

Fuck me, this responsibility is on me again, thank you, dumper.

It's annoying to think about it.

I rushed to the bathroom, intending to squeeze a big pile of hand sanitizer, wash off the filth on my body, and convert to Buddhism from then on, chasing people like Platon.

Puff, a big pile of hand sanitizer spewed out, but... why do you guys use translucent milky white hand sanitizer in the hotel! ! !

I flushed them out without love, the pictures were too similar, and my memory went back to last night. The reason why I am a little irritable today is entirely because last night, the development of things was completely out of control.

The resolution process lasted for nearly an hour before he let me go, which I did not expect. In addition, he also offered to reciprocate courtesy, but I had a fever and felt too uncomfortable.

But he insisted, and I was immersed in the beautiful bewitchment of "forget it tomorrow", and accepted it half-heartedly. Unfortunately, my physical condition was not good, and I didn't have any feedback for a long time, which made He Shi very depressed.

He even told me, Brother Meng, if you hate Duanxiu, just speak up, it doesn't matter.

As for his red-eyed and moist demeanor at that time, even if I was really disgusted, I was speechless and quickly denied it.

Fortunately, my wish finally came true. The fire in He Shi's eyes, I would like to define as a sense of accomplishment, because I am also relieved from this little brother rescue operation.

It's a pity that prosperity must decline. I couldn't hold on for 15 minutes. It's not my sophistry. I really have a fever. What can I do?

At the end of the moment, I clearly heard He Shi laughing, I heard it, this is the source of my current irritability, my man's dignity has been insulted!