Boyfriend Meng A, from ancient times

I suffocated my stomach, folded my chest and leaned back into the seat, turning my head to look out the car window.

It was already dark, and I could find He Shi's silhouette in the reflection of the car window, he was looking at me.Why is he looking at me?

The dots of light outside were reflected on the car window together with him, how could anyone even have such a beautiful reflection?

And why am I so anxious to get angry today?Obviously everyone is just making a joke together, why should I take it seriously?

Forget it, He Shi's temper tantrum is the princess's cheating, I am such an adult, why am I playing such a dog temper, I sat up and took the initiative to provoke a new topic, "When I was performing today, where did you two take photos?"

Xiao Yang has been glancing at me from time to time, listened to me, and quickly took the camera off his neck, "Here, here."

I picked it up and flipped through it, and it looked right, except that the background was a bit messy. After finishing the film, the final result should be good. I returned the camera and asked He Shi, "Where's yours?"

Asking He Shi to be my assistant is actually a temporary decision at the moment. After he fully adapts to the life here and completes the change in the way he speaks, he can do whatever he wants.

But now it is necessary to make the best use of everything, and my meal money cannot be spent in vain. For example, today, I also asked him to take pictures.

I don't expect him to be able to shoot any masterpieces, but I just think that if he does something, he can feel at ease.

When he handed me the old mobile phone, I was still thinking about how to boast about his shooting skills so as not to hurt his self-esteem, but the picture on the screen made my eyes shine.

It may be due to human vision. Although it is the same messy background and there are other teachers in the picture, but to put it shamelessly, it is difficult for me not to be attracted by myself at first sight.

I don't know how he shot it. The costumes and movements of other teachers are completely reduced to a foil. In his shots, I am the most outstanding one.

As I continued to look down, my eyes opened wider and wider, and even my mouth became O-shaped in the end. Xiao Yang couldn't help asking me, what's wrong with you, Brother Meng.

I handed over the phone, and Xiao Yang held his glasses, his face full of disbelief, "Brother Meng, is this the legendary... photo taken with love? How much love is there!"

"I'm going to fuck you!" He said these gay words again, "Look at those straight guys who take pictures of their girlfriends, they come here with love to shoot anything, this is our talent, talent understands don't know?"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Yang appeared hesitant to speak again.jpg, I turned my head around a little, and realized how many loopholes were contained in the sentence just now.

One, I put myself in the girlfriend's shoes.Second, in Xiao Yang's perception, He Shi and I are not straight men.

Third, I added us in front of the title of He Shi, which is nasty and too natural.

But it doesn't matter, I pretend not to understand, after all, pretending to be stupid can solve 80.00% of the world's problems.

I unreservedly praised He Shi's photography skills, and decided to post his pictures on Weibo after the show was broadcast. Xiao Yang's camera lost to the old mobile phone, but he was convincingly defeated, and He Shi was even more eye-catching. Visibly happy.

If I praise him for his skill in throwing pots and martial arts, he will be obviously happy, as if my praise is more valuable than the world award.

"It's all because Brother Meng is good-looking." He also praised me.

"Then do I look better in ancient clothes or in modern clothes?" I asked him, pretending to be calm.

I find that I am becoming more and more like a "mature adult". One sentence can always hide a thousand meanings, and sometimes I am like a young boy who always wants others to guess and choose.

I'm afraid you won't believe me when I say it, but I ask this because of his "knowledge and memory".

He said that he had ended all his relationships in the original world, but he also let me know that the object of his escape from marriage was a middle-class man. I unconsciously associated these with "Zhi Yi".

Separation doesn't mean that we don't love each other. He always associates Zhiyi with me, so I want to compare and see who is more important, me or Zhiyi.

Wait, what am I doing?Why the hell am I having a rivalry with his ex-lover? !

Meng Jianjun, Meng Jianjun, you've got gay gas in your head!

It's so wrong, ever since I knew that He Shi had let go of the past and become a perfect bachelor, my words and deeds all started to go wrong.

I always ask He Shi how he thinks of me, I always want to compare this to that, I will be unhappy when I hear him talk about Zhiyi, especially when I associate it with Zhiyi.

Depend on!Teacher Chuangshi's analysis essay can't be true, can it?Do I really think so?Now it's not He Shi who's gay with me, but me with him?

After opening this line of thinking, my mind began to wander infinitely, and opened another door besides the abo world, the door of self-strategy.

Reason tells me that He Shi is only 19 years old, and our age gap is too big, so I shouldn't have any unreasonable thoughts about him.

Impulse encouraged me, I got married in the fifteenth or sixteenth year of ancient times, and He Shi was already capable of starting a family at the age of 19.

Reason tells me that He Shi is not gay according to the division of the abo world, and there is no possibility for me and him.

The impulsiveness encouraged me to do as the Romans do. According to the classification of modern society, he is gay, and I also fit his preference for the mediocrity of men.

Reason pulled me back again, although I seemed to be bent by him gay, but he may be gay because of the customs of the abo world, what I think, his gay behavior towards me, maybe it's just them routine operation.

Besides, most of his excessively gay behavior towards me appeared in the letter period, maybe he didn't mean anything to me at all, it was just my wishful thinking based on the illusion of the letter period.

At this moment, the impulse gave me a strong medicine, damn it, he even bent my steel bar to be gay, why can't I go back gay!

From now on, with the goal of making He Shigay my boyfriend, let's go!

I silently made up my mind, and when I got out of my mind, I found that both Xiao Yang and He Shi were looking at me with worried faces. My intuition told me that the ideological struggle I just had was written on my face, like a fool with a schizophrenic upper body.

No, I have to pay attention to my image in front of my future boyfriend, so I immediately rubbed my face and grabbed He Shi's sleeve, "Tell me, do I look better in ancient clothes or in modern clothes?"

It might be because my tone was too gentle and my eyes were too lingering. He was a little dazed for a while, and then he stumbled for a long time before saying, "You are the prettiest one just now."

God, is this the skill point of abo humans?Obviously I was teasing him, why did he tease him again, I retracted my hand and didn't dare to look at him.

I was not afraid of shadow bending before, but now I am also bending, and the shadow must be spiraling. His subwoofer is twice as provocative, and his love words are exponentially more provocative. I can't stand it.

If the roads at night were not too noisy, I would invite my heart to perform firecrackers after the Chinese New Year ban on smoking.

There was a click, and I looked up following the sound, and it was Xiao Yang who took a photo of me.

I don't understand: "Why are you taking pictures of the mess in the car?"

Xiao Yang's glasses slipped from the bridge of his nose. He didn't hold them up, but handed the camera to me and showed me the photo he just took.

I sat in the back seat of the car with my shoulders crossed and my head bowed. The light inside the car was so dark that one could see how red my face was. He Shi only showed half of his body. His coat and backpack were piled up on his legs. His face was turned to the side. Look unclear.

I'm also curious about his reaction, but I dare not turn my head to look, I'm reserved, I'm showing off, I'm embarrassed.Although I am 28, but I have never collapsed, this is the first time in my life that I have a crush!

#乌龙篇: I want to gay him