Boyfriend Meng A, from ancient times

"It's been a long time, Mushrooms. Recently, I saw that the online pot throwing challenge is very popular. My brother and I came to catch the heat, haha."

He Shi and I changed into the clothes we wore that day, and sat side by side on the carpet. He appeared in the camera, wearing a mask.

To rationalize his strange way of speaking, I also made up an identity for him.

"The one next to me is my brother. Come to visit my class. Let's call him Xiao He for the time being. I grew up abroad. Please forgive me for my bad Chinese."

It’s not a lie, it’s true that he’s not in the same country as me, or even in the same world, so he’s just a foreigner.

He is still quite professional. I told nonsense next to him, but he didn't laugh at all. That's right, I haven't seen him smile since he crossed over to the present.

But now I feel very guilty, mainly for my mushrooms, I really didn't deliberately deceive them, I have to explain the phrase "father" clearly, I can't say that He Shi is a time traveler with amnesia.

If I say that, netizens will probably say that I am insane, stupid, possessed by evil spirits, and I have raised a kid to retaliate.

"I won't introduce the rules, let Xiao Yang put the subtitles on when the time comes, let's start directly." I simply picked up the phone unpretentiously, and pressed the fake screen, "I'm not trying to squeeze Xiao Yang, I It's also to save time, you see, it's already past nine o'clock."

I deliberately pointed to the time, but I know that the netizens who are as powerful as Leeuwenhoek will definitely find the date, otherwise they would not have heard the "father".

The incident happened suddenly, and the equipment Xiao Yang prepared was very simple, a clean bagged trash can, and several commemorative dolls from the Nancheng scenic spot.

I held up the doll and posed for a shooting pose, "I'm going to shoot in, Xiao He let me braid him two braids."

This is the thought that came to me at that moment. I imagined before that if I have a girlfriend, I should like to comb her hair very much. If I have a daughter, then I must learn to braid her.

He Shi is treated the same as my daughter now, his hair is long and straight, black and straight, it makes people want to scratch when looking at it, and there is... a braid.

I raised my hand and threw the doll, bang!

Instead of throwing it in, he knocked down the trash can. It's a pity that He Shi didn't get this honor.

"If I put it in." He Shi turned his head to look at me, "the lost thing can be retrieved."

His wish is good, and it is also my wish. Perhaps it is a combination of the strengths of two people. This shot is impartial and hits the heart.

I cheered and raised my arms to applaud, but I couldn't help scolding myself for being exaggerated. Isn't that awesome? He is a general who is the champion of martial arts. How can he fail to vote for this.

But for the effect of the show, I have to react in this way, there will be many shots, and then I realized that this is my own shot, so there is no need to do anything extra.

I naturally withdrew my emotions, but found that He Shi was looking at me with his head tilted. From his eyes, I could read happiness, which should be very satisfied with my reaction.

Well, that would not be an unnecessary move, at least it attracted the focus of the lens named "He Shi".

"I'll come again." I sneaked forward and shortened the shooting distance, "If I hit this one, Xiao He will go out naked at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night."

As an old man in the entertainment industry, there are countless disadvantages, one of which is that every game can't follow one's heart, just like now.

I would say that there is a big bet, and then deliberately fail to make the bet. When the camera is available, the guest's face is also given, even if it is my own camera.

But these are things that He Shi doesn’t understand. The jokes I imagined can also affect his emotions. Watching the changes in his eyes is like giving the game real meaning.

I threw the basket as planned, he let out a long sigh of relief, his back collapsed, I laughed from the bottom of my heart, and even started to be silly.

"No, no, I slipped my hand just now and I'll do it again!"

I raised my index finger to compare, and decided not to care about what was there or not, why are you so tired, I want to play a real game with him.

"If I get into this, Xiao He will call me Daddy for a day!"

He Shi acquiesced to my cheating.

Unintentionally, this time it was unexpectedly dramatic. My doll hit the one that He Shi had thrown in before, and then it bounced out. I thought I had finally thrown in one, but it bounced out!

I looked behind the camera, cast a begging look at Xiao Yang, and even winked at him with my mouth pursed, "This has to be counted, Xiao Yang, can you edit this and treat it as if I shot it?"

However, he told me mercilessly that he should not add burden to him because the cut would be finished today.

"If you don't give me water, what should I do if I can't make a shot tonight? Yang~" Yes, I might be acting like a baby, but He Shi triggered my switch, and I feel more alive than before.

At this moment, He Shi suddenly picked up a doll from my side, "Brother Meng, I'll vote for you once, it's yours, you don't need to ask others."

"Are you sure?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

He threw it casually, and the doll fell accurately into the center of the trash can, and also hit the previous doll, but it just bounced up and fell back. The general is the general.

I seized the opportunity, "Then you have to call me Dad for a day. Tsk, isn't it a bit rude to call me Dad..."

He Shi especially said, "Then call father."

"That's what you said, come on, next one!"

In the follow-up, we recorded a few more rounds. He Shi hit every shot, and I missed every shot.After the camera turned off, I edited a Weibo.

@MJJ-孟见君: It’s causing trouble for the mushrooms these days. It’s my brother and I who lost the game. Calling my father is a bet, and it’s all in the material video.I think that everyone will know when the materials are released in a few days. How can the idea become more and more outrageous hahaha, everyone, let’s leave, the materials will be updated in these two days, good night~

Although I didn't tell any big lies, I always felt bad about it.

Looking at Xiao Yang who was packing up the equipment, "For this year's birthday meeting, find a bigger venue, as much as you can come, and prepare some gifts for the seats of the mushrooms, and the tickets are cheaper. I will make up for the loss by myself. .”

"Brother Meng, fans are very ruthless when they come and go. When they step back, they will poke your heart and scold you. Be careful."

Xiao Yang wanted to comfort me, but when he straightened up and saw He Shi, his face suddenly changed, his mouth was so pouted that he could tie a donkey, and he muttered, "You have debuted for ten years, and falling in love is not considered ruined."

"I didn't talk about it! It's all a misunderstanding!"

Xiao Yang ignored me, and walked out with his equipment in big bags and small bags. Well, even if I jumped into the Yellow River, I couldn't wash it off. I was covered in mud.

That's it.

"Sleep and sleep." I threw myself on the bed and looked at He Shi, "Remember how to spend money from the phone, I will come back very late tomorrow, eat well by yourself."

He agreed, I turned off the light, and the surroundings became quiet. It was the first time in my life to clarify the scandal. I felt more tired than acting. I was so exhausted that I soon caught a glimpse of Duke Zhou's phantom.

Before falling asleep completely, He Shi suddenly spoke.

"Brother Meng, is it my fault?"

"Ok?"

"Brother Yang is not happy, and so are you."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" I grabbed the bedside paper and slapped him, punishing him for waking me up because of this stupid thing, "I'm very happy that you played games with me today."

I slowly closed my eyes, trying to get sleepy again. I was half asleep and half awake, and I vaguely heard him laughing. I heard him wrong, how could he laugh.

That night I had a dream, and the dream stayed on one screen, as if two men in ancient costumes were throwing pots in the market, and one of them was so successful that the owner of the pitcher was so sweaty.

Just when I thought it was a beautiful dream, the picture suddenly shattered and I almost woke up again.

That kind of feeling is familiar and strange, probably from the dramas I have filmed before.

It must be that I am too dedicated to my work and have been too deeply involved in the drama. After falling asleep, all the script images flashed in my mind. Why am I not popular? It is simply unreasonable.

Next year's Ziwei star, before you land, can you say a few words for me, I will accompany you to the sky as Erkang star.

Thinking wildly, I fell asleep, but I didn't know that this was the calm before the storm.

Early the next morning, Xiao Yang sent out the material from yesterday's shooting. It seemed that it was edited all night, and he planned to send it out early and finish it early, so that he could catch up on sleep.

It's just that we didn't expect that netizens are all capable of great things. My material video not only failed to clarify my sexuality, but also let me have a cp super talk: why I am Meng.

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